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savannah, 23, she/her, boromir apologist
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was talking to long haired tall buff mexican work crush who DOES like me at a party but I was too drunk and I don’t REMEMBER ITTTT
#he gave me a cigarette too apparently and we were flirting bumping shoulders 😋wish I REMEMBERED#shortly after I threw up in my cup and took nap on the couch for the next few hours😩😭😭#like rlly wish I remembered wtf we were talking about too…#might be bold and message him on ig in like a week if I don’t hear nothing new from the friend who hosted and also told me that she knows he#likes me#I’m also worried maybe I was cringe messy drunk and he don’t like me anymore💔#I DID double check with another girl at party she said I didn’t seem super drunk and didn’t embarrass myself or do anything bad 🧐#she could’ve just been being nice tho😩 I just haven’t went to something like that in years I’m so paranoid lol hope I didn’t fumble it 💔💔💔#I had never talked to him before btw we work together but we do diff stuff so never ever actually work one on one I just see him in passing#crush at my other job btw. I’m over manager crush bruh he’s bogus.
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might restart bg3 again 2day maybe it will heal me 😵 bc look at this baddieeeee
#gonna name her mitsy 😛 since I watched pearl I been wanting to name an oc that LOL#was gonna do durge but she’s kinda giving sweetheart so idk… 🤷♀️ trying not to think about it too hard#oblivion remaster I barely played watching me rn like 😩😩😩
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photo dump from my life lately 🤯 🫶
#the bird just happened bruh someone brought their pet bird into my work and it was up in the signs by the ceiling he was climbing shit#trying to get his bird😭😭it was crazy#been going crazayyy so bored too. lol. the SpongeBob pic made me nostalgic af and it was rlly late at night it had me in my feels it rlly#spoke to me.#wish I had friends here I’m just super lonely and when I try to go out and do stuff I usually get rlly sad seeing all the people there with#friends#that happened last week when I went to see final destination bruhhh#been rewatching desperate housewives too lol I need a new show to watch badddd#the Jesus truck creeped me tf outttt#thinking about going to a psychic/palm reader person I always drive by it on my way to work and I’m just bored it could be interesting…#spice up my life a little …#anyway. how yall doinggg.#just feeling chatty in the tags tn😭😭😭miss yall… sorry I am inactive. I been grindingggg 💰#my face
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Omfg drunk cigarette walk views got me feeling like I’m in an elven enchanted forest rn WTF
#the camera made it look better wtfffff omg. omggggg#got emo after I saw the new final destination it was fireee tho. lol
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emperor uriel septim astrology girly I see u ….
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literally two whole entire days of non stop character creator screen I’m finally starting the game now 😭😭 I love her so bad though it was worth it
#I’ve seen ppl complaining abt ppl complaining abt this DISCLAIMERRR im not saying elf features r ugly I just kept having weird shit happen#with the cheek and jaw and jowl area it was hard and I’m super picky 😭😭#her name is juniper😁 she’s gonna be a fun gal typical wood elf shit u feel me … naughty girlllll#so hype to do dark brotherhood!! I heard it’s super angsty lol#I never got super super far into og oblivion it was hard tbh and I kept getting lost so I’d give up and play Skyrim 😭😭#I forgot to take pics of the sliders </3 its okay tho I don’t see anything bugging me I did pretty good 😋
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she’s mewing😭
spent 3 hours on oblivion remastered character creation and once I started I can seee something is fucking WEIRD around the mouth like jutting … here we go againnn
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spent 3 hours on oblivion remastered character creation and once I started I can seee something is fucking WEIRD around the mouth like jutting … here we go againnn
#Dunmer woman getting sexually harassed in the very beginning iktr baddieeeee#I love being dark elf but maybe I’ll try to make a wood elf idk this cc took forever it’s so hard LOL. I don’t wanna be human thoooo
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trying to not waste more money on fucking SIMS 4 packs when I need to be saving …
#so my mermaid is bugged 🙄 so I’m making her a vampire but like she’s gonna be loner type and I think it would be perfect to give her a cat..#but it’s okay I’m staying strong#idk why I fucking got eco lifestyle this week full price I could’ve got PETTSSSSS
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durgey plans wip dump 😋 srry for inactivity I’ve been busy #fml
#wasn’t gonna post these as wips so it doesn’t flop when I actually post but idk when or if I will finish all this shit LOL#her horns r gonna be like the upper one on 2nd pic they’re slaying#I’m dreading redrawing them onto all the other ones of her tho LOL#the devil horns were just a placeholder before I decided on her horns 🤔 but yeah idk I’ve been busy don’t rlly got time for rpg immersion#rn plus I shouldn’t lol I gotta focus on other stuff💔been playing some sims tho lol#wip#Penelope
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struck gold at my local nerdstore today 🔥🔥🔥
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watching love after lockup making me sad like who tryna still call me goddess and try to bail me out after I steal all their shit and car for meth the day after our wedding 😩😩
#I feel bad for these simps losing all their life savings LOL#it’s so good tho I’m glad I started it#the MEN that were in jail are so crazy lmfaoooo there’s one that has two girls at once and one is his bm he’s married to the other was a#VIRGINNN and he’s about to tell her finally about the other woman😩 so messy
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half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"
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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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pics from my robertpattinson x green emo vamp baddie sims playthru LOL. It is so fun like I’m obsessed
#they’re both GEEKS and he has macabre trait so he loves that she’s a vampire 😋😫😫😫 he’s obsessed with her alreadyyy thinkin bout her so fast!#it is healing me… I get to creep on rpatts I been watching him sleep and shit 😭😭 he gets to be Bella now !!!#I think I’m gonna mess with rpatts jaw or smth.. smth is a tiny bit off but still I didn’t think I could get it to look this much like him#the eyes r rlly good lowkey lol#oh and she is clumsy geek klepto ILOVEHERRR
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