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howdyyy! i have a request :] (this if u even do sequels lol)
could you write hcs for The Tetches x dormouse!reader who (during naps) will grab and sleep-cuddle anyone in range if not already pacified with a pillow/plushie to hug??
if not, that's fine!! thanks for reading teehee i love your work /)^3^(\
a/n: asdfh okay but wait no stop…that, that is absolutely adorable and I’ll be more than happy to make that happen for ya! I’m glad you love my work, your tags on the dormouse reader really made my day 🥺💚 and I hope you enjoy this one too! Sorry for the weird title…it was awkward titling this one to fit my banners lol.
The Mad Hatters React to Being Trapped by a Sleepy Reader
Arkhamverse Mad Hatter:
- Jervis is startled at first.
- His first instinct is to detach himself from whatever has him captured.
- However when he sees that he’s wrapped up in your arms–he’s surprised.
- If it were anyone else, Jervis would have rolled his eyes and shrugged the arms away.
- But, it was you…his sweet dormouse.
- While he did find your sleepiness troublesome, he can’t help but find it endearing.
- Especially in this moment, where you were so deep in slumber, you reached out to him and nestled yourself into his side.
- After very little debating, Jervis decides to get comfortable alongside you. A small smile forming on his face that mirrored yours.
BTAS Mad Hatter:
- Jervis usually tries to stay prepared for all your sleeping needs.
- Such as blankets, pillows, or plushies.
- Yet sometimes, like anyone else, he just forgets.
- He never expected you to lean on him one day, however.
- Jervis is instantly a blushing red mess.
- He tries to look around for one of your usual items–to no avail.
- He sighs in defeat, but he relishes in the sweet proximity.
- Jervis will rest his head on top of yours, after pressing a gentle kiss to your temple.
TNBA Mad Hatter:
- Wee mad lad is the perfect pillow size.
- Jervis is taken aback at first.
- He’s relieved to see it’s just you that’s got him captured.
- At first, Jervis tries to wiggle and squirm out of your arms–but failed.
- You just end up nuzzling closer into his side, a sleepy content smile on your face.
- The soft look on your face causes Jervis to pause his squirming.
- You truly looked really adorable when you were sleeping, he realized.
- Jervis eventually warms up to the idea of being a human pillow, but only for you, and in private.
Harley Quinn:TAS Mad Hatter:
- He rolls his eyes.
- Unlike a couple other Jervi, he's totally used to this.
- And he pretends to be annoyed.
- Jervis will gently try to shake you or pat you, something to get you to wake up.
- When deep down he actually loves it.
- He loves the warmth of your arms.
- He loves how you cling to him, and how your grip gets stronger if he even remotely tries to get away.
- Jervis ensures that whenever you fall asleep, he'll always be within your arms reach.
Joker’s Asylum Mad Hatter:
- Jervis is stunned at first.
- His heart pounds at the tight embrace.
- The beats get faster when he realizes its you.
- Well, this is quite the predicament.
- He's unsure what to make of it, but he can't say he's uncomfortable.
- You are so peaceful and warm.
- Jervis can easily see why you find it incredibly helpful to sleep with something…
- Perhaps he can talk you into taking naps with him like this from now on.
Secret Six Mad Hatter:
- Jervis literally won't allow you to sleep with anything else but him.
- The only exceptions being your childhood plush that always helped you sleep or a hat he's made for you.
- Like HQ:TAS, he always makes himself within your arms reach, so you can latch onto him.
- He just finds you so incredibly adorable.
- You also make the perfect model for all his little hats he manages to make whilst in your capture.
- Jervis also likes the idea of being the last one you see when you doze off and being the first one you see when you wake up.
- He likes to stick close to you, to protect you while you sleep.
- Jervis just loves to be able to make his dormouse comfortable as they sleep away.
#cuddler sickos (me): yes...ha ha ha...YES!!!#“i hope you enjoy this one too” RI I DIDNT JUST ENJOY THIS I AM CHOWING DOWN ON THIS. CHEWINF ON IT LIKE A DOG ON A LIL TREAT#omg you have no idea how hyped i was when this appeared in my notifs#ok so have i ever said how much i love your hqtas jerbo because AUGH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO ANNOYING /POS#like ok you dont like cuddles 🙄🙄 whatever you say living plushie#i am slowly becoming a secret six jervis adorer bc of your fics btw#hes just such an adorable and weird little guy. i appreciate the hats. im gonna squish him like a stress ball :]#him wanting to be the first and last person i see is SO sweet omg im so kissing him!!!! kissy kissy#anywhoooo all of them are the BEST ugh u are so talented ri!! literally one of my favorite jervis x reader writers im not even kidding#im holding them all in the palms of my cupped hands like a pile of little mice#🎩— fav fics#jervis tetch#me literally kicking my feet and giggling as i reread this for the 5th time today#OKAY WAIT I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY#the image of using ratter like a pillow is SENDING ME#puts him around my neck like one of those airplane pillows and naps like that#hehe ok im done now i swear
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There was a new superhero movie coming out. The casting was a FtM person, a MtF person, two pink praying mantis and a dog.
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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
#we rarely ever post abt the same things but ur blog goes hard regardless#ur one of my favorite mutuals i like how you have passions for things :]#i see you post abt mitzi fabelman or smth and go “wow ive never seen that person in my life but thats so cool”#100/10 made me wanna watch Thirteen Women#brillrambles
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for my birthday yesterday me and my friends went to a very high production haunted trail and i was so happy and gleeful that most of the actors did not try to scare me because i would see them and smile like i was seeing my favorite most beautiful puppy in the whole wide world
#if i was in one of those scary movies where the haunted house actors were replaced with real monsters and slashers id die#because every time i see one of the haunted house actor videos i always think theyre attractive 😔😔#brillrambles
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sometimes i get the fatal comparison bug and i’ll be like “other people’s scarecrow fics do better than mine 🥺” like babygirl what did you expect they’re writing for steely baby blues and you’re out here thirsting for cloudy-eyed sack scraps i mean??????
#i'm sorry nolanverse crane just does nothing for me#<- PREV TAGS REAL#mr murphy did his best with the scraps they gave him in that film#but he's simply Too conventionally attractive#i need him built like one of the stick totems from blair witch#and looking like he hasnt slept in three weeks because he was reading books and doing unethical experiments every night#or else it just isnt MY doctor yknow??#(he also didnt whimper or cry enough when he was fear gassed. 0/10)#jonathan crane
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me trying to finish my jervis art in time for mad hatter day tomorrow
#brillrambles#i am such a Slow Artist#also me: making memes instead of Actually Working On It Right Now
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text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real
#clark kent#dick grayson#they'd have this conversation#i was gonna tag BRUCE and dick. but bruce would hear “cunty” and immediately think whatever questions he had to ask werent worth it
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"IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE, DON'T WORRY! WE'LL JUST HAVE A NICE LITTLE TEAPARTY!!!! A HARMLESS LITTLE TEA PARTY!!!!"
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this is legit anytime I see comments like this I just see him pulling this shit off I hope you know
#AND ID FUCKING DO IT TOO!!!#OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM BOUTA GET IT#at the end of the day... i am no better than harley quinn in mad love#bc if a guy is goofy enough i am easily swayed by literally anything he says 😔#DONT WORRY BABY IM GETTING YOU OUTTA THERE!!!!#jervis tetch#im unsalvageable
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hey could y'all do me a favour?
Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!
things like "biting this" and such
#well id be a hypocrite if i objected wouldn't i?#i leave such unhinged. HORRIFYING rants in the tags beneath jervis content it should qualify as traumadumping#run free my fellow little freaklings#tag nonsense to your hearts content!! (..if i so happen to even finish any original posts for you! heh. oops.)#brillrambles
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Devious fella
#HES AGAUSVSJS#HE LOOKS LIKE A LIVING KEWPIE DOLL#AUGH IM CRAZY IM FUCKING CRAZY. INSANE. ASYLUM.#I WANNA HOLD HIM SO BAD IM GONNA HUG HIM#FORFEITS ALL MY WORLDLY POSESSIONS TO HIM#AYGXSUSHSJHSBZVZSG YZSHSNSJSBSJ#ok im normal#jervis tetch#AUGHSVS *DEATH RATTLE*#HIS LITTLE GLOVES!!!!! GUYS!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!#ok normal again
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please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
#IVE BEEN ASKING FOR THIS EVERY YEAR IVE BEEN ON HERE#yall feel free to drop by im giving out goodie bags#brillrambles
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This has gotta be my favorite scene in this entire episode.
(Batman: The Animated Series season 1 episode 35 "Almost got 'im")
#“it was a bwig rwock :((”#god i love killer croc so much#i know literally every batfan everywhere has said this before but GOD. almost got 'em was a top tier episode#waylon jones#pamala isley#oswald cobblepot#joker#harvey dent
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👉👈 I would uuuhhhh very much enjoy a Dormouse type reader x Jervis somewhere in the future, also would really like if you did the rest of the dork squad reacting to reader dying cause I'm a sucker for angst BUT AS ALWAYS there's no pressure, I know it's a lot, take as much time as you need, and only write if you want and you're up for it!! Love you lots, good luck on your driver's test, keep on being amazing!!!
a/n: asdfggh aww my beloved gus gus thank you so much you're amazing ilysm. Unfortunately, I failed my test BUT I'd love nothing more than to do the dormouse type reader! And I've already gotten the request for the scarecrows so it's only a matter of time for the Mad Hatters so I already imagined I'd be finishing off the wee angst series anyway but god to know there’s a need lol
Content Warning: nothing crazy just mentions of some small pain inflictions as a means to wake up reader (i.e. flicks, head smacks, things like that) better to be safe than sorry and mentions of somnophilia but no explicit detail
The Mad Hatters with a Dormouse Type Reader
Arkhamverse Mad Hatter:
Albeit you always falling asleep can be…tiring on its own.
(he does get aggravated sometimes but never shows you directly)
He does appreciate your loyalty.
At least you're always there for him…physically.
You always manage to be a small voice of reason for him
Even when he doesn't realize it
Oftentimes he may take credit for your comments for his own.
Jervis shows his appreciation by always including you, no matter where or what.
Whether you're listening or not, he's just glad to finally have a companion.
BTAS Mad Hatter:
Jervis finds you absolutely adorable.
Even though your sleeping habits are a bit cumbersome…
He's pleased to find that you actually pay more attention when you’re asleep than those who do when they are wide awake.
Which makes you incredibly helpful, he’s always amazed at the amount you recall.
You also know just when to be alert and awake, but of course, he knows that comes with a quick crash later.
As your relationship develops, he does go an extra length to ensure you’re comfortable
Don’t ask where the pillows and blankets come from, he just HAS them on standby somehow.
(also no he totally didn’t kiss the top of your head, that was absolutely a ~dream~)
TNBA Mad Hatter:
Like other Jervi, he’s at first annoyed with your relentless napping.
However, he can’t deny you’re incredibly insightful for someone who normally snoozes away most of the time.
Whenever he thinks allowed while tinkering at something, you’ll mumble something he hadn’t considered.
(kind of like Arkham, he’ll likely take the credit sometimes)
He does appreciate your input, he just has a hard time showing it.
He grows to not mind your endless naps after a while.
Your soft snoring and mumbles are the only noise he welcomes while he’s working.
Like BTAS, he is also likely to make sure you’re most comfortable when you’re sleeping.
Gotham Mad Hatter:
Most likely to try and keep you awake for as long as possible before giving up.
And inevitably trying again later or the next day.
You’re extremely lucky you look cute when you’re sleeping.
Jervis is likely to shake you or gently pat you upside your head to wake you up.
He does let you sleep some days.
But if he’s particularly hyperactive about something or someone he wants your full attention.
You do surprise him sometimes when you talk in your sleep.
Sometimes you intentionally say questionable things in your sleep just to get back at him for all his interruptions.
Harley Quinn: TAS Mad Hatter:
This Jervis is most likely to be like his literary counterpart.
Don't be surprised if you wake up to see tea being poured on your face.
Or if you felt some flicks to your temple.
Don't worry though, he'll gladly wash your face or kiss wherever he afflicts you.
Jervis will insist it’s because he knows no better alternatives to wake you.
(absolutely untrue, man just thinks your scrunched up face is adorable)
Jervis relies on you to remind him of a lot of things.
What day it is, keep score during tea party games, which tea cup has cyanide in it…the usual.
Joker’s Asylum Mad Hatter:
Jervis cherishes you.
You’re so calm, quiet, and gentle…so opposite to what he’s used to.
You are something of an emotional support dormouse.
You always wake up just in the nick of time to help him from relapsing.
This Jervis is most likely to genuinely nap with you sometimes.
When Jervis sleeps next to you, it’s usually the best sleep he gets.
Jervis actually dreams happy dreams for once…
He can see a storybook ending where he can have hats, tea, and a loyal dormouse by his side. An ending where he’s happy.
Secret Six Mad Hatter:
I hope you don’t have many boundaries, cause Jervis will break them whilst you are asleep.
Don’t be surprised if you stir awake to five hats somehow balancing on your head.
Or his arm propped up against your shoulder or his head leaned up against yours.
You’re also kind of like an emotional support dormouse for Jervis.
All he’s ever wanted was a companion, and he’s found a reliable one in you.
He doesn’t mind your incessant sleeping, he just rolls with it.
Jervis knows he has his quirks and you have yours, and what luck you so happen to relate to the dormouse of all characters!
And just cause this Jervis is the most canonically naughty than the others, if you’re down he has no qualms about somnophilia
#WAIT THIS IS SO GOOD#adding to comfort fic list actually#this is specifically about me im so dormouse coded (has hypersomnia)#im inflicted with eepy curse ive slept 17 hours in one sitting before#so this?? relatable as hell#aaugh you write all ur jervi so well theyre so squishy im gonna die#my favorites are arkhamverse (no suprises here) btas (again. no suprise) and hqtas#theyre all so silly. i love hqtas!jervis being book accurate by being a bit of a bully lmao#and btas giving ~secret~ affection while ur asleep. jokes on you jerbo. if ur in range of me while im sleeping and i have no pillow/stuffie—#—i will literally just grab and cuddle you unconsciously (resistance is futile >:3) so u dont need to hide that anyway#actually??? that gives me ideas for requests....... hmmmmmm#anyways#🎩— fav fics#jervis tetch
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