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Lord appreciation post
I love the lord so much
His/Her dialogue is gold lol
#lord of heroes#f!lord#loh#turn based rpg#funny dialogue#loh fram#fram#Mei Ling#mei ling#mikhail#lairei#lucilicca#they are so good at roasting
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retired 🩶
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soapghost#my art#listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family#simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction#also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness#johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that#the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which#yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving#god they probably make a banger pot roast....
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Connor: [Reading chat] "Tumblr loves you, by the way." That's great to hear. Shoutout to the girls.
#ConnorEatsPants#Don't ask me for context I barely know the context. I just logged in a bit ago#''Shoutout to the girls'' very funny comment after the other dude couldn't even name 3 girls#Didn't watch it myself because idk if it's actually Elon or not I don't want to listen to any misogynist ranting#but I heard Connor roasted the hell out of him so that's good to hear#January 3 2025#Connor
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a house that is warm and full of love :3
#cats#mine#original#th colouring for this : 6 dead 19 wounded#figured it out tho :33333#my body is um in pain but i am doing okay :3 i am going to eat roast potatos in t minus 5 minutes so thats good#mwah !!
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vegan food is boring
#some stuff I’ve eaten recently#that third pic I made yesterday and I need it again rn#quinoa harvest bowl with roasted veggies and homemade sauce#some chickn in there too#was actually the best thing#and my dads on a pizza making kick#so good#I wish I had a good picture of the burger from rhythm n wraps but I don’t#we always eat it in my car in the dark like wild animals#then go take a walk and see all the pretty architecture around#but anyways go get a cheeseburger from them if ur in the boston/cambridge area#vegan food#food
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Macaques the favorite (๛ ˘ ³˘)۶
#while Wukong just takes endless photos of the cuties and his hubby 🥰#why is he the favorite? he throws them in his portals for fun when they ask while wukong yells at him for it XD#that and he’s just so cuddly they fall asleep the second they lay on him :> such a good dad 👌#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lmk#sketch#lmk art#lmk au#lmk mk#roasted marshmallows au#monkie kid mk#mk#shadowpeachshipping#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#shadowpeaches#liu er mihou#qi xiaotian#bai he#rumble and savage#monkie kid sun wukong#sun wukong x macaque#six eared macaque#macaque x wukong#monkie kid macaque#dad macaque#monkey king#dad wukong#fluffy
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25 Delicious Vegan Buddha Bowls!
#been loving harvest/buddha? bowls lately#can't go wrong#especially roasted sweet potato carrots and quinoa#so good#buddha bowl#buddha bowls#harvest bowl#harvest bowls#veggies#vegan#vegetarian#vegan food#healthy food#healthy recipes#fall#winter#lunch#dinner
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I rarely make tumblr posts, but I am so infuriated by this situation I need to say something about it.
Five Hargreeves, who spent 45 years alone in a post-apocalyptic world, and every single moment of his life since was spent trying to get back to his family. The Five who ran himself dry for 2 weeks straight trying to stop the end of the world, and reunite his family. The Five who slaughtered an entire board of directors just to ensure him family's safety. Who turned back time himself, while bleeding out on the floor, just to save his siblings. You're telling me, that the Five whose entire motivation for living was once saving his family, is the same Five, who in s4 has entirely given up, and in the Subway is the one trying to convince Lila to stop looking after 6 and a half years? The Five who never once stopped trying to return to his family in all 45 years of surviving alone, decides to settle down in a greenhouse and live out a cottagecore life?
Furthermore, the same Five who told Lila that Diego loved her, who reassured his brother that his wife wasn't cheating on him and loved him dearly, the same Five who got on with Lila only due to the fact that they both cared for and loved Diego, the person they had in common, is the same Five who stole his brother's wife, whom he had three children with, just because the writers were excited that Aidan Gallagher was finally legal?
Five who hated authority, who despised when people gave him commands, who wanted nothing more than to retire in s3, is now working for the CIA and willingly calling his boss, 'sir'?
Five who used to be so paranoid and suspicious of everyone and everything, who used to solve problems alone and came to epiphanies that saved the world, who didn't even trust a past version of himself, also didn't realise that his boss of many years had an umbrella tattooed on his wrist?
Everything that once stood out about his character is now gone, as if the writers themselves entirely forgot about his existence until the last moment, and added him in as an afterthought, without thinking of the effect he would have on the story.
#Diego's “You’re a good brother” near the beginning of s4 directly paralled Klaus' “You’re a good brother”#which showed that Five cared about his family more than anything in the world#which he constantly showed through his actions in the story#only for him not to care anymore? and become a homewrecker#Lila and Five were my two favourite characters only for them to boil down to nothing#Lila and Five always interacted in such a brother/sister way#and they spent so much of s2 and s3 building up that the idea of them dating is so bizarre#Lila and Five's roasts towards each other were some of my favourite parts of the seried#only for it to be soured because of the s4 developments#i have so many more issues with this season but I had to focus on this one#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy s4#five hargreeves#diego hargreeves#lila pitts#im so sad#tua season 4#they wanted five to have a romance and yet completely forgot about Dolores
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#cackling#peak comedy#so freaking funny#she got her good#roasted#hacks#hacksedit#deborah x ava#ava x deborah#deborah vance#ava daniels#love#jean smart#hannah einbinder#deborah being a full on mood#3x3
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20.12.23, wednesday
My main hobby is just procrastinating in any way I can. The plan was to make a cup of coffee and then start working. What actually happened is that I watched a 3 part video series (by james hoffmann ofc) on Aeropress coffee and made a few cups with different variables. Still not sure if I found The Recipe for me, but it’s getting better (tho I don’t love the coffee beans I have)
#altho i’m not sure I agree that inverted method is not worth the risks#maybe I just pour my water in too slow (bc I get nervous abt pouring too much) but there’s a fair bit of liquid that manages to get through#before I can place the vacuum on there#so I did it with inverted method#what I took from his recipe was the swirling instead of stirring and letting it rest for 30secs after to get a more even bed of coffee#I did 14g of coffee & 200g of water with a 5min brew -> swirl -> another 30seconds of letting it rest before pressing gentlyy for like 20-3#seconds#but idk it’s a bit ’’one note’’#which could be the beans#I have medium roast rn and I prefer light roast but the light roast beans have been no where to be found lately idk why#(there aren’t many actual light roast beans and the other ones are waay out of my budget)#(or at least good ones; there’s the one affordable light roast that’s everywhere but I don’t like it that much (but tbf should’ve still#bought that instead of these ones I got))#like this is still way better than what the drip coffee of those beans are#and the achilles heel is that I don’t have a thermometer of any kind so my water temperature is guesswork every time#so tweaking variables is always a bit sketchy bc idk if I just had a better water temperature that time#studyblr#booklr#aesthetic#bookblr#books#study#reading#read#book#coffee#2023#december 2023
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It explains a lot about Roald Amundsen that his origin story is "ever since I was a little boy, I dreamed of dying in the Arctic".
#polar exploration#roald amundsen#madhouse at the end of the earth#just started reading madhouse and it's so good#love sancton roasting franklin's appearance#on the previous page he calls amundsen's moustache 'seagull shaped'
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"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot
truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us
#personal#house of the dragon#anti team black#i mean i guess??#like the crowd was cheering for aegon HARD#and they were always on board with aegon#and the hightowers are a powerful house with a lot of allies#and alicent and helaena specifically were well loved by the people in king's landing and the realm at large#and none of them ever liked rhaenyra or daemon who again have been MIA for basically a decade already#and again targaryens overreaching their power and not taking the people into account#is the reason why their house fell into oblivion and now rests entirely on a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHO IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT#if she roasted the dais the mob wouldn't have even let her leave they'd have killed her and meleys both in a heartbeat#storming of the dragonpit but a couple months earlier#the thing to remember is that i think a lot of team black stans are just kinda stupid#and do not care about the story at all or the actual intricacies of the world and its politics that is so important to the dance#(remember the rumors of rhaenyra mistreating helaena and alicent literally led to rhaenyra's death)#(because it led to the mobs and the storming of the dragonpit and the death of joffrey and her being driven out)#(and thus having to go to dragonstone where sunfyre got a little meal out of the whole debacle good for him)#(along with all of her ten million other shitty political decisions)#how do you profess to be pro-targaryen without even knowing targaryen history and where they erred and how that ended them#like *i* like the targaryens you guys have heard me talk about the conquerors all the livelong day#but i am also smart and i understand the world george created and the concept of repercussions#anyway yeah i am Annoyed at that new daemon clip (wow what a shock something annoyed me and had daemon in it)#(my least favorite character who could have foreseen this)
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Standing at a rainy cold bus stop and thinking about recipe books in the Neath. Battered old things from the Surface that perhaps sat in a cupboard for a good few years until their owners accepted that they couldn't afford the import on those ingredients now, and started crossing them out and replacing them with mushrooms, lichen powders, and the less dubious local meats. Glossy-covered ones titled in looping script, printed on something not quite unlike typical paper, trying to call on the tradition and elegance of a sunlit kitchen and not quite getting all the way there. Books that embrace the Neath entirely, with indexed guides to avoiding toxic ingredient lookalikes and descriptive flavour profiles entirely without comparison to Surface fare. I want to peek inside a PC's cupboards. let me see their recipes.
#fallen london#Hallowrove didn't take much with them from the Surface and has held onto even less from before the last couple years prior#but there's a chance they still have a battered cookbook gifted to them by their mother as a. ...well as an engagement present probably#but that's deep lore so you didn't hear it from me lol#it's definitely the marked up kind if it exists. she realized pretty quickly she wasn't going back to the Surface and adapted accordingly#he doesn't work from a recipe most of the time (too tedious) but keeps the book on hand for occasional dinner parties and guests#page for a roast with the margins filled with adjustments to make for different types of monster meat...good thoughts
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S'mores !!!!
#dont worry lance is fine. he started it and is just being dramatic.#pidge is eating raw marshmallows like popcorn#i think keith is just like me. in that he would put a piece of chocolate in a marshmallow and then cook it#the goal being to have melted chocolate with the marshmallow and No Graham Cracker. sometimes the graham cracker is too dry#BUT let it be known that i am very good at roasting marshmallows. the best in my family#on a different note allura deserves fun little earrings so she has lollipops <3#and i dont know anything about timelines. theyre either on earth or found smores supplies at a space mall#its fine and makes sense <3#voltron#klance#(to me)#voltart
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My cat is currently cuddling me, purring and biting me affectionately whilst typing this.
Now imagine Logan doing this to Wade. He's got his claws partially unsheathed and is pawing at the hand Wade is holding his phone with. Logan tries pulling Wade's hand towards him whilst moving his head in that direction at the same time. Wade has to switch hands and lets Logan just chew on his fingers. It doesn't hurt much so it's fine. Little nomming noises are coming from Wolvie's mouth which can be heard over whatever tv show is playing in the background. They stay like that until Wade decides it's tea time and Logan follows him to the kitchen, ready for his food
Turn up the volume if you wanna hear the purring and nomming noises
#deadpool#wade wilson#wade winston wilson#logan is a little kitty cat#wolverine#worst wolverine#logan howlett#james logan howlett#animalistic logan#logan howlett is literally a cat#I'm british#tea is just dinner and I refuse to change it#also look at my little kitty nomming on my hand before he went to get fed#cat#cat videos#affectionate biting#personally I think Wade is the chef in that household but that doesn't stop Logan from going out to biy ingredients and making a stupidly#good and spicy curry#like if they can afford it Wade will do roast dinners or steak or pasta or a stir-fry but curries are Logan's thing#fuck i want a curry now#my dad made this really nice curry years ago and got some stuff from a market near me to make it#it tasted so freaking good but we couldn't find it the stall again and I'm sad that I'm never going to have that curry again#needcoffee - kitty logan posts
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loml
#hogwarts legacy#poppy sweeting#my fav side quest storyline is with her it’s always so much fun#just good vibes and dragons#when you think about it it’s probably more dangerous than goblins or spiders or inferi bc we literally ran into a dragon fighting ring#we couldve been roasted so many times
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