#they are literally SO shippable

[emkamo-blog]

Anyone else pass around transformers, ship to ship like a blunt.

[itischeese]

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YESSSSSSSSSS

[bea-l-t]

Why is everyone in aftg so hecking shippable?? Like literally I think I could justify any (within unproblematic reasoning) coupling with any characters except for like Riko and for some reason Nicky.

[astrobei]

if you were the person who sent me an ask like five months ago asking me my opinion on sarchengsey from the raven cycle series just know that i was on book one then so i didn’t answer. but now i’m halfway through trk and my answer is: yeah. yeah i get it.

[nocturnalnewsiestrash]

You know, when I started watching Merlin, I never in my wildest dreams would have assumed it would reach Newsies level of multishipping, like that's such a high threshold to reach and yet it here we are. In a web of ships and ot3s. Just like my early newsies days

[nyxisnotafictive]

also okay. maybe im just predisposed to ragapom but. had they interacted or had ragatha mentioned pomni for, like, 1.5 more seconds it would have been unreadable as anything BUT ragapom LMAO

ragatha could hardly talk without worrying about pomni, and is the only character to do so. jax (outwardly) not caring makes sense, and kinger only having one comprehensible comment makes sense too. but.. gangle would DEFINITELY be a worrier, right? i feel like we're getting rose-isn't-pink-diamond'd, it really feels like im MEANT to be seeing something here. idk

[sharpilu]

worst part of hating a popular ship in a fandom. blocking the tag doesn't actually get it to leave you alone

[blorboresidue]

ohhh my gods the Wealthy Friend they end up encountering is itou. fucking hell. a new sugar daddy has entered the arena

[technicalknockout]

PIGEON

I need someone to yell at about this I'm so excited

???????????? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OFFICIAL MERCH. OFFICIAL MERCH FEATURING MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND MY FAVORITE DESIGNS FROM THE ENTIRE SHOW IM SCREAMING

[galacticnova3]

Why must I be allergic to hornets when there is a hornet’s nest I could so easily swing a bat at because I hate seeing it(the hornet’s nest is a really popular ship I despise)(technically there’s two of them but this post is about the one that’s Really Not Good if you think about it for more than 2 seconds)(I would love for the people who ship it to swing a real bat at a real hornet’s nest, if it weren’t for the fact that I like hornets a hell of a lot more and they don’t deserve the suffering)

[zigcarnivorous]

you know what nobody needs. Mass market bread. Bread is exceedingly easy, homeslice, it is really dumb to SHIP BREAD AROUND .???? 'Mass' market?

Even capitalists would agree, forgive me, it is cheaper to bake the bread as near to the market as possible. Which maximizes freshness and REDUCES SHIPPING AND FUEL COSTS. HELLO

BREAD DOES NOT NEED MASS MARKETING YOU STUPID CAPITALIST PIGLET hellllppppp

Is yeast illegal what is this mentality. BAKE BITCH

[ongoing-catastrophe]

Batman is such a great character NOT JUST because he's technically overpowered as hell but everyone loves that instead of being annoyed by it, but also because this fool is so shippable. He's bitchy enough that he can be coworkers-to-lovers with anyone on the Justice League. He's a control freak. He's a trust fund baby. He's a bit of a slut. He's a dad. He can change his personality at will but at his core he's a troll and a hater. Literally something for everyone.

[userlaylivia]

@makeyouminemp3, @nikkiruncks

abc’s of endless ships –

Adam Conant and Diana Meade (The Secret Circle)

DIANA: “If I lost you, I couldn’t take it.”

ADAM: “You’re not gonna lose me.”

[p1ckthep01son]

i'm a very simple man i dislike all of the big 3 ships. i don't like any of em. down with ryden down with peterick down with frerard.

[starlit-mansion]

i hope in the next life series, impulse and grian end up interacting more, i feel like their dynamic is really underrated

[claudufus]

Y’all. My fyp is manipulating me. Like tell me why the actual FUCK my fyp of tumblr posts about Batman and his family being read out while someone plays minecraft. As someone who has never even showed THE SLIGHTEST amount of interest in the DC or Marvel universes it’s confusing. This is slowly evolving into ships like Batman x superman and Damian x Jon and I’m just sitting here like “WHO THE FUCK IS DAMIAN?” And then I find out that Robin IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON?! Dawg the most I know about robin is from that damn version of jingle bells.

But eventually it all starts to click, I learn some lore and stuff and now, somehow WITHOUT WATCHING/READING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DC UNIVERSE, I could name THE ENTIRE “BATFAM” AND THEIR CHARACTER TRAITS AND SHIPS AND FUCKING HEADCANONS.

The worst bit is that all the ships are so shippable because superbat and Damijon are literally just fucking grumpy sunshine and the grumpy sunshine ship is addictive. So now I HAVE A FUCKING PINTREST BOARD DEDICATED TO THE JUSTICE LEAUGE OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE JUSTICE LEAUGE?!!

How am I hyperfixating on a ship in a fandom that I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.