#they are actual comedians

[jacklesraised]

The Penguin (2024) 1x01 -- After Hours

[yrsonpurpose]

red, white & royal blue script easter eggs

[hoziercriespower]

Hozier perfoming at Marlay Park in Dublin

❝ What did Daedalus say to Icarus before he fell off that fucking cliff? ❞

[the-chat-who-got-the-cream]

the absurdity of some of the lines in the finale have been rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken and IM NOT EVEN FINISHED-

[punkbarbarian]

siobhan saying “if you don’t want us at our goofiest, you don’t get us at our crying” has never resonated more to me

[saucy-mesothelioma]

[genericpuff]

y'all i'm going to see randy feltface live today i'm so excited ahfdasklfjdsaklf

and if you're one of the many people who don't know about randy feltface (because shockingly every time i've mentioned this to pals IRL they have no idea who i'm talking about omg) then go check him out, his specials are available to watch for free on Youtube, he's hilarious

[kallypsos]

Maybe it's just time we take a break -- write that book.

THE CONJURING (2013)

[you-just-got-wormed]

this is so unlikely to happen but I want an episode of Um Actually with Tim and Guy from The Worst Idea Of All Time podcast where all the questions are about sex and the city. I want to know if watching sex and the city 2 every week for a year actually gave them knowledge about it or if they were too wrapped in their fantasy version of it to pay attention.

[archangel-1]

Joking with my bf about him having other girls, and he agrees like I won’t pelt a brick at his head

[mint-ty]

Jere is actually an amazing stand-up comedian. He does one thing that so many actual stand-up comedians can't do - he never punches down 💚

(yes I'm still thinking about that vintage kä article)

[atomra]

The full alucard/atom comic! I had a lot of fun with this and I hope to make more dynamic comicy things like this in the future 😎💙

You can see more about Atom here!

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Therapy intros are wild as hell because it's just somebody with a clipboard going "What's your favorite colour?" "What was the worst thing that happened to you as a kid?" "Do you have any siblings?" "Do you know about a history of generational trauma in your family?"

[sydcarmyfan]

Carmy and Sydney are comedians because what?!

There was no need for Carmy to act like he was doing hard labor under that table. Most importantly, there was no need for two of them to be under that table. Sydney definitely knew that there was nothing to fix but she entertained Carmy because she missed her partner. I can’t take them seriously sometimes.

[tayloralison]

[juniperhillpatient]

thinking about yesterday when my family watched spirited & absolutely screamed & shrieked & freaked out when I said things like “the homoerotic tension of it all” & “bisexual lighting” during Will Ferrel & Ryan Reynolds scenes. this website has rotted my brain but least I’m really funny to people who aren’t extremely online