#they act as a family business

[notchainedtotrauma]

Oh, by the way, Aldis Hodge is married and has a little girl. And that wife is puny because apparently "these women are ovaryacting" (if you're wondering where I got that last tidbit, his Sherri Sheppard's interview). He had a fiancee (his current wife) way before he started training for Hawkman, and one year after he started the 9bcollective (my interest in Aldis being about more of his others ventures, that is A. Hodge Ateliers, Hodge Productions, 9bcollective)

[peacheskoo]

No capes/actors AU came to me via a dream and I have since been obsessing over it,,

I have so many ideas over it but my fav is currently that the Jasons are brothers because of the quick switch between seasons/robins and how they couldn’t use the same actor for older Jason so they just asked his older brother to be Red Hood Jason, Little Jason is way younger because they were trying to emphasize how small street kid Jason was

Part 1

[horrorshow]

Just because these people are in jail, doesn't mean they deserve to die. If we don't stop this thing, people are going to continue to die. We do this job wherever it takes us.

SUPERNATURAL 2.19 Folsom Prison Blues

[notbecauseofvictories]

I wonder if I'm having my midlife crisis now. Maybe if you don't marry or have children, you just....jump ahead. Start worrying at 32 about the shape you'll leave behind, if any at all, and how that makes you feel about the cold and windless maw of eternity.

[rabbitrah]

It's soooo crazy how when Thornton proposes and Margaret shoots him down like a dog in the street, she thinks to herself "I never liked him. I always acted totally indifferent to him. I never thought about myself and him." But then after they have no interaction with each other for a while after that, she thinks "I miss our antagonistic friendship :/" and then, after that, when she knows that he knows that she committed the unforgivable and shameful sin of Lying to a Police Officer she deadass thinks to herself "It seems so hard to lose him as a friend just when I had begun to feel his value." Like GIRL! The revisionism!!! The self deception! Is the friendship you had with Mr. Thornton in the room with us now?

[bluegarners]

FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON!!!!!! (<- thinking about dick’s pre-bruce family)

[jjsanguine]

Wille: but the monarchy is a privilege.

Simon: as your boyfriend and also someone who has eyes, is it?

[borgialucrezia]

"Prince to you, not a brother."

[mischas]

Ben said she felt older than him?

Girl the book

[k-yujin]

read the tags !! // officially quit

[nashvillethotchicken]

I wish there were more black people who were into iwtv so I can talk about how Louis's class and race interests intersected

[undercut-mcqueer]

arcane ending thoughts under the cut. spoiler warning.

[honorthysalad]

ohhh so I am the only one who calls it the brain penis scene. I see. Huh. No, no I get it.

but like… have we seen them???

[oodlyenough]

another notable thing about s2 of the anime is edgeworth's midlife crisis dye job. they even gave tween edgey brown hair. please. that baby popped out of the womb/stork delivery bag with gray hair, don't lie to me.

[stressedanime]

help friends in need your brains. i’m writing a band au and ive got nico, jason, percy and thalia in a band together but i can’t decide on a band name. my two ideas so far are “sons of prophecy” or “the family business” but im not sure if i’m satisfied with those. any opinions or ideas would b appreciated <3 <3

[e-adlirez]

Just looked on the older books for refs of Thea and

Boi Curse of the Cheese Pyramid is insane

It literally starts with G heading to work on time at 9, but William comes in like "BOI YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY ON THE GAZETTE YOU HAVE TO CUT DOWN THE BUDGET" (Imagine this screamed directly into Geronimo's ear)

Obviously William's definition of "cut down the budget" is this

TW: Spoilers for Curse of the Cheese Pyramid, William behavior, do not click on if you don't want a spike in blood pressure

If you choose to turn away now, the following fume was just an intermission for finding this picture lmao

He pawned over everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in Geronimo's office, from his desk to his armchair to his carpet to his book collection to his art collection, and replaced it all with a single plastic chair and desk ("All you need in an office is a desk and chair!")

He fired ALL THE STAFF and decided that only family members will be working for the paper (because family members don't need to be paid as much probably (if at all) when working for a family business-- they all share their finances with each other, anyway maybe (it's not clear what their salaries are gonna be (wanna bet G is paid minimum wage while Thea is paid 50% of the Gazette's monthly expenses after this clean sweep))). The only person spared from the firing spree was Shif T. Paws, the Gazette's sales manager, who apparently offered to work there for free.

He delegates all the work of the Gazette to four people-- G does all the office work (taking calls, building maintenance, writing, editing, printing, clientele stuff), Thea does all the interviews and field work stuff, Trap does all the cooking, and Benjamin is "William's personal assistant". Lord knows what that last position means for little Benji. (Okay reading ahead Benjamin seems fine, but he does say that William is "a bit pushy".)

He sends G out on a work holiday thing and he overworks the crap out of everyone, to the point where even Thea is sick of William's senile old-fashioned ass, and it seems that the Gazette was also going downhill because of this mouse furry ripoff Daniel Dancer. (To give a preview of what he did in the working perspective, he basically had Trap work seven days a week)

He was planning to have staff give use old newspaper instead of toilet paper (T&B expenses), make a 30-second time mechanism for the restrooms (to maximize manpower efficiency and possible humiliation for anyone going number 2), and was considering cutting all electricity to the building and just have staff work on typewriters "just like the old days".

This man's senile ass--