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Don't let me forget I have to make eggplant parmesan this weekend.

(I have the eggplant, plenty of tomatoes for sauce, and most of the other stuff, but I might need to buy mozzarella.)

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I do not know how i have survived to this point without knowing of the existence of this animal.

please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

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Socks is a great dad.

Flying Colors Ep. 5

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Here comes the son of Socks! Happy to get this one out before Art Fight takes off. These characters are also available on my Art Fight profile.

Flying Colors can be read for free on my website.

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i thought snake or maybe caterpillar, but it can be hard to tell.

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If I was a visual artist I'd do a comic of her meeting Hilda and then they go, IDK, frolic on a beach dressed only in strings of flowers or something.

If dumb shitty AI ads for fake bullshit weight loss garbage really wanted me to be scared of being fat then they shouldn’t be doing it with the most beautiful fat women the world has ever conceived

First off Hot Damn. Secondly what the fuck is a cortisol belly, that means nothing. Thirdly all “intermittent fasting” is free, dipshit, it’s called not fucking eating. You morons. You absolute assclowns

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Pointer!

My Daisy was a pointer. She only pointed at cats, though. Cats, and places-where-cats-had-been.

She did not work in an office, though.

Doggust Day 11: English pointer. Work problems? Consider dog solution.

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Book puppies!

As a librarian I am imagining that that is a courier bin, that takes requested books from one branch to another.

The puppies were very excited that their hold came in!

Day 17: Alaskan Husky. Puppy Leap and Flame! Last year was the first year I skipped Doggust since it started, because I was having my own personal Doggust painting the illustrations for The Day Leap Soared by Blair Braverman.

If you haven't seen, it's the story about a puppy and a sled dog team, full of extremely endearing characters, and so well written. It comes out in October!

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I like his badge holder. I got one of those recently, but it's not as nice as his.

Doggust Day 18: Tornjak. An expert on their way to a conference.

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OK, so here's a real question: why the fuck do I need to two-factor authentication to order Taco Bell, but not for my motherfucking bank?

Is my bank seriously behind the times when it comes to digital account security, or is there some nefarious thing that these clowns are getting out of requiring multi-factor authentication for every goddamn thing?

I mean, we all know that the reason they want us to use the app for everything is so it's a felony to block ads from it; is there some additional way that two-factor authentication helps them piss bullshit into our eyeballs? Maybe pinpointing locations, or helping them figure out when two devices that don't share a login belong to the same person? (To be absolutely clear: These examples are GUESSES, that I have pulled DIRECTLY OUT OF MY ASS, and I have no relevant expertise for this situation. I think it's probable that there's some marketing-related reason for the sudden proliferation of MFA, simply because that's been the explanation for a lot of things lately, but that's it.)

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ooh this is another great one!

Doggust Day 20: Bluetick Coonhound and Blue Lacy. They are frenemies.

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he just sorta wiggles.

probably not very efficient swimming

but he gets there.

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Plot twist! This time the tuxie is the one doing it silly style/getting into a Situation.

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Yay!

AO3 now includes chapter name and title in emailed comments THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT authors no longer have to guess what chapter readers are screaming about based on their pitch EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU AO3 CODERS

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I mean, a Star Trek replicator can make edible food and functional objects of various materials out of space dust. A consumer 3D printer can start with plastic and make plastic in the shape of your choice. I'm not saying it isn't cool, but let's not exaggerate.

it's insane how normalized 3d printing is i don't think people born post 2005 can comprehend how fantastical "appearing things with machines" was as an idea. kind of like cryogenics or VR indistinguishable from being somewhere. like i remember learning about 3d printing about 10 years ago and feeling like it was a little bit sci fi teletransportation magic like it was truly a mind=blown technological moment and now it's just like. do you want to buy this figurine of dawyne the rock johnson as pikachu on etsy

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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you

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Don't threaten me with a good time!

This came to my mind, and because I'm a sadist, it must now come to yours.

You are offered the power to make the perfect adaptation of Dracula. You control the cast, the runtime, the content, the script, the direction, the costuming. All of it, every aspect, is exactly what you want. You can make the most faithful adaptation ever.

But there is a catch.

In the final confrontation with Dracula, Jonathan Harker must deliver the dialogue "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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The big lions are so excited to meet the little lion!

A meeting of dragons.