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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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*cocks gun and fires into the sky* hogwarts house in bio equals immediate block. read another book and/or die
#blocked someone who Just followed me two seconds ago#this is in case they come looking again and wonder why#a.txt
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One of the reasons I'll always stand by the 2013 Carrie remake is how it perfectly understands the psychology of a bully in the way few pieces of media do. The bullies in the original Carrie film adaptation, the one everyone praises, are cartoonish caricatures rather than real people, the all the interiority of Snidely Whiplash.
But in the 2013 movie you get to the scene where Chris Hargensen, the leader of the bullies, is brought into the principal's office and told that she'll not only be suspended, but banned from going to prom for how she and her pals bullied Carrie at the beginning of the movie, and the actress who plays her does this phenomenal job of conveying how, in Chris's mind, she's the victim. There's no cartoonish ranting or villainous monologuing, but rather a genuine outrage at a situation that she truly believes is unjust.
The actress and the movie both understand that in Chris's mind, she is entitled to torment Carrie - that her tormenting Carrie isn't just enjoyable, but a right that she has, a just and good thing for her to do because it the world is structured for her to do so, and that denying her that right is an injustice. The warped logic of the bully isn't "Haha I love being mean and evil," but rather, "When I hurt people, they deserve it and I deserve to enjoy doing it, because that is good and just."
And I think that's important because, like, we all have our Chris Hargensen moments. Every one of us has had a time where we felt entitled to be cruel, and recognizing that is important to being a better person. You can't let yourself fall into the trap of believing that your cruelty is always justified, or else Carrie is going to throw your car into a brick wall with you inside it.
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what if American Psycho was wet?
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Toby Stephens as James Flint in BLACK SAILS 1.03 “III.”
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i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you
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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade
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watched the stormy sea all day. high tide did NOT happen when it was supposed to but it's still beautiful out here
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
#story from the ortho office i no longer work at:#guy has his knee replaced. immediately goes swimming in the nasty gunky BAY.#r e p e a t e d l y#comes in for his appointment TRAILING SALTWATER ON THE GROUND LIKE A SNAIL.#it was OOZING out of his leg it was HORRIFIC#we're all here like does. does this man want to lose his leg. because that's. that's outrageous.#he kept doing it!!!!!!!! HE KEPT DOING IT!!!!!!!!#anyway i am haunted by that dude and this post gave me flashbacks#t#unsanitary
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*through a drive through mic* hi can I get ughhhh some barn owls?
Well, you have been good lately, so you deserve a little treat...

Barn Owl (Tyto alba), MELANISTIC, family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, found across the northern hemisphere
photograph by fremlin

Barn Owl (Tyto alba), EAT A TASTY MOUSE!!!, family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Worth Valley, West Yorkshire, England
photograph by David Driver (@driver.david)

Barn Owls (Tyto alba), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, UK
photograph by Janet Sharp | Flickr

Barn Owls (Tyto alba), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Carrizo Plain National Monument, CA, USA
photograph by Mitch Waters


Barn Owl (Tyto alba), family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, UK
photograph by Russell Finney

Barn Owl (Tyto alba), fledgling chick hauling ass across a lawn, as it was learning to fly, family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Netherlands
photograph by Hannie Heere
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The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser
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it's crucial that you untie "special interest" from "expertise". "it's true just trust me bro" doesn't have any extra weight when you add "I know because it's my special interest". you are not immune from falling for misinformation, and you are not immune from sharing misinformation. not to mention the fact that "amount of knowledge" isn't even a requirement for something being classified as a special interest lol!
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