saladgl0ve
saladgl0ve
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18 // various things, mainly media I'm currently watching, history, anthropology, linguistics (all unprofessionally, for now) music I like, etc etc.
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saladgl0ve · 4 minutes ago
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not again
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saladgl0ve · 16 hours ago
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unfortunately my eyeliner will never look as good on me as it does on an american male rock musician in the early 2000s
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saladgl0ve · 16 hours ago
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saladgl0ve · 16 hours ago
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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saladgl0ve · 22 hours ago
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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes
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saladgl0ve · 2 days ago
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I'm feeling very confused and very sad after severance this week
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saladgl0ve · 2 days ago
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nicholas hoult in The Great is like a 10/10 comedic performance oh my god
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saladgl0ve · 3 days ago
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okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers
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saladgl0ve · 3 days ago
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they want me so bad
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saladgl0ve · 3 days ago
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i thought it was thursday and got so excited for severance 💔💔💔
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saladgl0ve · 3 days ago
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www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers
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saladgl0ve · 3 days ago
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the cavemen who invented trepanning were on to something
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saladgl0ve · 3 days ago
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Why There Are Ten Thousand Offshoots of Catholicism: "fuuuuuck a particular city-state is getting too politically powerful!!!!!!"
Why There Are Ten Thousand Protestant Denominations: "The Peoples Congregational Christ Movement Confessional Ultrabaptist Convention has become too liberal. We must form a racist version."
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saladgl0ve · 4 days ago
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“Hey, this facial reconstruction of a Roman emperor just looks like some random Italian guy” buddy, I have fantastic news for you about where Rome is.
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saladgl0ve · 5 days ago
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crawling out of jstor covered in blood
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saladgl0ve · 5 days ago
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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
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saladgl0ve · 5 days ago
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it's impossible to write cyberpunk fiction any more
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