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the voices want me to play league of legends help

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such a good album

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scrolling through the comment section of a history-adjacent tiktok is probably worse than hell

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may every cyclist rip his shorts so that one ball hangs out. may every pedestrian be belamed by painful gout. may every car be totaled running over every horse. may every biker marriage end in bitterest divorce. may every bus flip over and may every train derail. may the app-based electronic scooter finally prevail

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it's so cold, I say, with the window open and a fan blowing directly at me

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why do I even bother looking at the news anymore

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remember your friends will think you forgot them if you only write secret letters

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they have wonderfully artistic scenes, and I'm not against the concept of the montage things they do, but it's just the most... bland, off-the-shelf feeling alt rock

it makes it feel like a vans commercial

loving arcane s2 but someone needs to stop letting them put the absolute worst music you've ever heard just everywhere

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loving arcane s2 but someone needs to stop letting them put the absolute worst music you've ever heard just everywhere

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i don't get the whole prairie madness thing, genuinely my favorite landscape

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I Want To Be Cold.

And I Want It To Snow So Bad

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halfway through giving my coworker the Fall of the Roman Republic spiel she asked, "so was Julius Caesar, like... a good guy...? or a bad guy?"

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banger

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not enough epithets anymore. start referring to politicians as "the bald" again 2k24