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extremely funny that in Carl Grimes' perfect future he imagined (that we see throughout s8), Rick's alarm is Another One Rides the Bust by Weird Al

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I need to get a more consistent aesthetic

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whoopsie! accidentally said I like something when I actually just like the idea of being a person who likes that thing 🤣

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i am actually getting so sick and tired of all the fucking lying

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i think im probably a type of guy

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my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you

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12 days and 4 hours until it's time to listen to this year again

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does sharon van etten know she's allowed to write songs that don't rip my soul out?

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ever since i was a little girl I knew I wanted to increase steel production by 130%

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hate instinctively knowing grammar and mechanics of english but not being able to tell WHY I know how it should be. they should de invent language

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if you listen to enough mediocre bush era punk music you become god

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HEAD MAID: And who told you where the maid teapot storage was? Who taught you the knock?

PATHETIC SECOND SON: N-no one… it just seemed like the right thing to try...

HEAD MAID: (thinking) _She shall know your ways as if maid for them..._

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So in medieval magic the one performing the rituals saw himself as just a normal human with the right knowledge and blessings from above?

Well that blessing had to come from earned piety, but pretty much yeah. Most people doing magic during the medieval era were clerics of some sort.

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You can write whatever you want but it might be bad. Watch out for that.

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In this exciting and spicy new Romantasy novel, a young orphan noblewoman warrior princess farmer's daughter must become a spy in the court of King Handsome of Europeland and seduce the young king while also winning a series of competition trials and maybe becoming an assassin rebel leader general. Oh and she gets a dragon.

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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.