#they HATE it

[little-pondhead]

Rick Astley Is Haunting You

-

Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.

So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??

(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)

[timblrdrake]

on this episode of ‘Bits That Only I Enjoy™️ ’: my mind powers

every time something either really unfortunate or really lucky happens to someone around me i take credit

Jason has a migraine? yeah i did that with my mind. Dick tripped over his own shoelace? I did it. with my mind. Damian aced a test? congrats! that was me tho i helped him with my mind.

[arrowmaker15]

(Bruce looking at Duke and Damian)

Bruce: You're going.

Duke: No.

Damian: I agree with Thomas.

Bruce: School is important.

Duke: Most of your villains have PhDs. Unless you want us to be evil, you won't make us go.

Bruce: You're going.

Damian: Todd isn't going. Why should we?

Bruce: One, Jason is an adult. Two, Jason is legally dead. Three, he made a fake identity specifically to take the test for his GED and he passed. Jason doesn't have to go to school anymore. However you two, do.

Duke: But-

Bruce: Don't make me get Alfred.

Duke: Fine.

[womenaremypriority]

Men are so hypocritical LMAO every other word out of their mouth, especially in comedic settings, is related to their penis but if a woman dares mention her pussy a few times men act like that’s all we care about. It’s so transparently a double standard, they make everything about their dick

[maedivae]

Bully-posting the Sequel

[writer-rubes]

Head in the Clouds

A fluffy OC Fic

A/N: Alright, last part! I’m really proud of this, honestly. And thank you so much @fluffyhare for all the confidence you gave me in my work. It really doesn’t matter to me if it didn’t get attention, or anything else. This was self indulgence, and a way to interact with a side of the community. You’re such a sweet person, and I’m honored that you’re my friend.

Anyways, part three of this, and the last chapter. It’ll be pretty short compared the previous chapter, but after the biggest writing surge I’ve had in my life, I need some writing rest. I wanna be done. Anyway, Lee!Avery is finally gonna happen. If I haven’t broken you yet, Casper, I probably will now- /pos Also, brief Lee!Casper and Lee!Rubes too- But for the most part, they’re both lers!

————————————————————————————————————————————

Head in the Clouds

Chapter 3/3: Doctor’s Orders

Summary: Rubes and Casper work together to get revenge on Avery for the session in the lighthouse, and their bond strengthens in a way that made them all happy.

CW: Anxiety, Fluff, seriously, this is mostly just fluff, Very sappy moments, romantic fluff, just all the fluff-

————————————————————————————————————————————

Avery never left me alone after that session in his lighthouse.

It had been two weeks since that day, and every chance he got when I hung out with him, Avery would poke me, tease me, and summon ghost hands on me whenever we were alone. Granted, he’d also do it to Casper, but I could hardly stand it. I wasn’t as used to it as Casper! Besides, I didn’t even think this would happen to me!

Avery needed to be taken down a peg.

On a day off from work, I was sitting in a coffee shop, waiting for Avery and Casper. They said they wanted to meet up, but they were taking a little while… What was keeping them? The bell to the entrance rang, and I saw Casper walk in. I smiled a bit and waved him over. Our table was distant from everyone else, and it wasn’t crowded. We’d be fine. He sat down in the seat in front of me.

“Hey, Casper.” I muttered, taking a gulp of my chai latte.

“Hey. Avery can’t make it… He needs to collect cloud samples. But he says that he’s sorry he couldn’t make time to show up, and that he’ll make it up.” I nodded and smiled slightly.

“Oh, it’s okay. I understand.” I assured him. “He doesn’t need to make anything up. I appreciate the gesture, though.” I shrugged. Casper nodded, smirking slightly.

“I actually wanted to talk to you solo anyway. Y’know how Avery’s always gotten you, but you’ve never gotten him back?” Casper asked. My cheeks turned slightly red.

“Don’t remind me…” I muttered. Casper chuckled.

“Well, how would you like to get him back? Casper offered. My expression shifted from embarrassed to intrigued. I turned to look back up at him.

“I’m listening.”

————————————————————————————————————————————

Casper was great at getting Avery’s attention. So when he invited both myself and the cloud over to his own apartment the next day to play some board games, Avery didn’t see any signs of our plans. After work, I walked from the library to Casper’s apartment.

This time, I wasn’t nearly as nervous as in the earliest days of our friendship. Before, I used to worry that I’d be left behind, or pushed away by them. But it never happened, and I felt more confident in our friendship than ever. When I knocked on Casper’s apartment door, Casper immediately answered, as if he was expecting me. Well, we planned this already, so of course he was.

“Rubes, you made it!” He led me inside, and I nodded.

“Of course I did. I wouldn’t miss out on spending time with friends for the world.”

As I walked in, Avery was already at the table. There were a few sets of board games piled up already. I had grabbed my own before I headed to work, and a box of cookies from the store, so I came prepared. Casper winked at me as I sat down.

Avery didn’t suspect a thing.

“Ah, so glad you could make it, Rubes.” Avery said, in his sweet and gentle tone. “After a long shift like that, we figured this was what you needed.”

You’re too sweet, I thought to myself.

“Y-yeah…” I muttered softly, brushing some hair out of my face. I reached into my bag and pulled out the board game and box of cookies. I set them both on the table.

“Oh, you brought cookies?” Avery pointed out. “How lovely.”

“Yeah, you guys do so much for me already, I thought you’d enjoy them.” I explained.

“Oh, definitely. Thank you.” He smiled at me. I set them on the side of the table. Casper walked over. Our plan was in action. But for now, we just had to act like we weren’t planning anything.

————————————————————————————————————————————

For about an hour, we went through each of our board games. Even without the playful revenge plot, I was having fun. Having a blast, even! Playing games with them was such an enjoyable experience. Despite the mischief that Casper and I were plotting.

Casper looked up and winked at me again, meaning it was time.

“Say, Avery…” I piped up after we finished a game. “Maybe we could play a different game?” Avery looked over to me, and Casper nodded at me.

“Oh, of course!” Avery chuckled softly. “What did you have in mind?”

“Well, it’s best played in the living room.” I commented.

From that, Avery realized where this was going. He was smart. But he decided to play along…

“Well, alright.”

I stood up and walked over to the couch. Avery and Casper followed. I sat down on one end, and Casper sat at the other. Avery approached us, a knowing smile on his face.

“…You both want to tickle me, don’t you?”

Both mine and Casper’s faces changed color. Mine turned white, his turned red.

“What?” Avery chuckled softly. “You think I wasn’t aware that you two were wanting to get me back? You two are not subtle.”

“I really thought that would work…” I muttered.

“Well, do you want us to?” Casper asked. He looked back at me, assuring me silently that this would work out. I gulped. There was no way that Avery actually wanted to-

“Well, why not?” Avery smiled at Casper.

My eyes shifted from both Casper to Avery, then back again.

Avery didn’t even break a sweat.

“You’re… actually okay with that?” I asked. Avery chuckled.

“Well, of course! It’s fun, isn’t it? I have no reason to hold back.”

Casper smiled at me.

“Looks like you’ve never had the chance to have someone so compliant at your fingertips…” He invited Avery to sit down with us.

“No, I guess I haven’t…” I muttered, my cheeks turning a bit red.

“Well, you get the chance now!” Casper assured me. “Avery will enjoy it, no worries!”

I gulped slightly. The last thing I wanted to do was hurt him. So I went to fetch the two feathers I used on Casper back at the lighthouse. Avery let me keep them. I wasn’t sure why. Maybe as something to remember that day? I grabbed them, and returned to the couch.

“Alright, Avery. Lay down.” Casper told the scientist. “Rubes, you get his neck and the underside of his head. I’ll get his tummy.”

“Are you sure that’s not too much?” I asked. Casper shook his head.

“Of course not! He’s a tough cloud, he can handle it! Right, Avery?”

Avery gave a shy nod. His blush was a light blue, and it was turning darker by the second. He looked… adorable. This was gonna be fun.

“Aw, I love that blush!” I teased.

I sat down on one end on the couch, near Avery’s head. Casper straddled Avery’s hips, and held his hands up in a teasing manner.

“Ready, Avery?” Casper teased. Avery nodded.

“Ready when you are, Dewdrop. And you too, Rubes.”

Since Avery gave us the green light, we didn’t hesitate. Casper brushed and stroked Avery’s belly, tracing circles over his swirl he called a belly button. I couldn’t resist touching his skin. It looked so soft and comfortable. I tickled his neck with a feather, and I lightly fluttered my fingers against the underside of his head.

Wow, he was soft. To me, he felt like a firmer plushie. His head especially felt a little squishy. It felt so satisfying to touch, and it felt cool against my warm fingers. I loved it. And his laugh…

Oh my goodness, his laugh… It was something else. Hearing it made my heart swell up and my ears tingle. It sounded happy and melodic, like he was having the time of his life. Wow, he was shameless. Like he was just perfectly happy with our tactics. And I loved it.

“Oh, wow Avery! Why on Earth would you hide laughter like this for so long? It’s incredible! And the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard!”

“See? I told you!” Casper stated.

Avery wasn’t even begging for mercy out of reflex like me or Casper. In fact, he seemed to not want it to stop at all! He squirmed a little, but he tried his best to keep still and take it. Like he was a cute little sponge, despite being taller than us both.

“My soft little cloud~” Casper purred as he ran his fingers all over Avery’s tummy. “So sweet and precious, and your laugh brings me immeasurable joy~” Casper leaned down and planted a few kisses over Avery’s soft and pale belly.

“Oh, stars!” Avery seemed to be purposefully avoiding asking for us to stop. I noticed, and let out a giggle.

“Aw, Avery! You’re so plush!” I cooed at him. “Like a little stuffed animal!” I was exaggerating of course.

He wasn’t that soft, but seeing his face turn cotton candy blue was just too priceless.

“Rubes! Casper!” Avery cried through his melodious laughter.

I could listen to his beautiful chortles all day.

As I caressed the underside of Avery’s fluffy head, and stroked his soft neck, my heart rate increased.

I had never had friends who liked tickling in the same way I did. Everyone else just thought I was a weirdo, and I was ashamed and embarrassed of that part of me. But no matter how hard I tried to get rid of it, push it down, or ignore it, it was still there. And I knew I just couldn’t fight it.

Meeting Avery and Casper not only altered my perspective on how I was living, but my perspective of tickling as a whole. It wasn’t a bad thing, or something that I needed to get rid of. It was just something I liked. I didn’t need a reason why, either. I just liked it, and people would accept it. And if they didn’t, it wasn’t my fault.

It wasn’t my fault…

That resonated with me.

I had zoned out for a bit, and Avery’s laughter returned to my ears. I remembered that I was still tickling him. My cheeks turned red for a moment, and I pulled my hands away. Avery huffed and took a few deep breaths.

“Oh Avery! Were you asking for me to stop? I’m sorry, I zoned out!” I cried. Avery chuckled.

“Oh, no. It’s alright. But I could use a moment.” Avery assured me.

“You did great.” Casper told me. “He loves being tickled there.”

“O-oh, thank you.” I laughed nervously. “I guess I just… had some sappy thoughts while I was zoned out.” I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly. “You guys mean a lot to me, okay?”

“Really?” Casper asked.

“Yes, really!” I cried. “You guys accepted me for who I was, and you accepted my tickling side quicker than I could comprehend. And you even indulged me!” I laughed nervously at that one. “My own family doesn’t even know. And all those times we spent together, like hanging out on the beach, enjoying tea together, and… Avery’s playful antics…” I smiled. “But they mean more to me than you two think. And I love each moment I spend with you.”

I looked up, and both Casper and Avery were staring at me intently. I gulped.

“Oh, I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to make you-“ I was cut off when I felt a pair of ghost hand squeeze my sides. I yelped, and melted into giggles.

“You are the sweetest thing!” Avery said. “We love the moments we have with you, too! You’re so fun to spend time with! We care about you just as much as we do!”

Casper nodded in agreement, but melted into laughing as well when another pair of ghost hands spidered up and down his ribs.

“That means you too, Dewdrop. I love you more than anything. You know that~”

As I giggled and let out a couple snorts, I felt… much happier. I felt like I was in a good place. This was where I was meant to be, right? With people who understood the deepest, most hidden parts of me. But now…

No more hiding.

THE END

[rp-vdl-gang]

how do y’all feel about pearson’s stew? is it good?

“its…a stew. thats for sure.” - 🦌

[thehomicidalbaby]

[chicago-geniza]

Genuinely the funniest thing about my futile pursuit of Polish citizenship by descent has been how Mad bureaucrats get about the fact that I speak Polish. Shouldn't you consider that a point in my favor

[angeryvoidchild]

Vierna asking Astarion about being with Halsin. Retelling of the game scene and two idiots being sweet.

Priority

'You... Don't ask for it, because we didn't... Do it for a while, don't you?' Astarion tried to hide how scared and worried he was. Vierna was the first person that didn't use him, and the thought of them looking at the others, because he couldn't satisfy their needs... Of loosing them... It was terrifying. Vierna widened their eyes in shock, as if they couldn't fanthom why he's asking this question.

'What? No! Gods damn me if I do! Astarion... My sweet little star... My love... I'm happy with you, sex or no sex. I'm perfectly happy with you as it is...' They picked his hand and softly kissed vampire's knuckles. Worry was written all over their face.

'You are perfect the way you are. You ARE enough. I don't need sex. That's not why I'm asking you if I can start a relationship with Halsin. Look at me, Astarion.' Vierna asked softly and smiled to the vampire.

'Then... Alright. Have fun,' he smiled. Vierna sighted. They felt like their lover just tried to please them.

'I won't. Not until you accept that YOU are my priority. I love you, Astarion. YOU are the most important person to me. I'm just... It's hard to explain... I love Halsin too. It's not about sex and if you want me to be just yours then I'll tell him that. Be selfish, my sweetest star. Because you are the one who I love the most. Let's talk about this later. When you take in everything I just told you.' Vierna kissed again knuckles of the stunned vampire.

That was... A lot. A lot a lot. A priority? He? And his lover won't be displeased if he tells them that he doesn't wants them to start a relationship with the druid? That felt... So strange. So safe. But something was bugging him. He... Liked Halsin too. At least he thought so. The druid was warm, wise and caring. And if it would turn out that vampire isn't comfortable with the arragement... Vierna told they would choose him. And he knew they were honest. They had to.

So when the drow sneaked intro his tent to cuddle during trance as usual, Astarion had the answer ready.

'You should go meet with Halsin. Have your fun! It was foolish of me to doubt you, with that golden heart of yours and all.' He exclaimed as the drow started to snuggle into his chest. Vierna scoffed at the 'heart of gold', but didn't aswered right away, enjoying the smell of vampire's perfume before smiling and saying:

'Then I'll give him answer tomorrow. Thank you, my star...'

'You are very welcome. But why not go now?'

'Because I don't want to leave your side, of course. Silly surfacer.'

[adfox-ty]

OCtober Day 4 - Outfit Swap

[q-ueen-potato]

I am a Zolu shipper but also a Sanlu one.

The thing is I shipp this two things AT SAME TIME, but not TOGETHER.

Zoro and Luffy are together first, they just has the married for years energy.

Sanji and Luffy got together later, they still are o the "honeymoon fase". Just cute and romantic shit.

Zoro and Sanji are NOT together, never assume that. They still are the same as in canon. They still have their rivalry, this time adding to the fact that they had share Luffy and trying to get along because of Luffy, focus on trying.

[ask-the-royal-absol]

*With their tone having a rather serious edge to it, they storm off to their room, breathing heavily. Even now, Destino is trying to hide their feelings but anger can sometimes be difficult to hide. This event clearly upset the royal Absol*

*Destino is temporarily unavailable for asks.*

[lunaicfantastic]

we need to start making fun of conservatives again. call them buffoons. call them weird. don't stop

[gummirock]

PROTIP if someone’s being a homophobic transphobic or racist shitter on tf2 say waga baga bobo in the chat every time they speak until they leave. The waga baga bobo gambit always works.