#these pics are from her public accounts just for the record

[incorrectbatfam]

If the batfam had tiktok what would they post? What would go the most viral?

Dick does duets where he remixes people who have bad takes. His most viewed one is turning Lex Luthor's corporate monologue into a dubstep track with beat drops every time Superman is mentioned. Equally popular is his mashup of Bruce's yawning with a Sam Smith song.

Jason makes cooking videos. The recipes are normal, but the voiceovers like, "today I'm making a realistic animal-themed vegan bento box 'cause I wanna torment my brother." His most popular video is of him shit-talking Batman while making a pot roast, but it gets deleted because he didn't say "unalive."

Tim does behind-the-scenes videos of his photoshoots where he makes it seem like a complex process with dimmed lights and glitter falling from a ceiling fan, then it cuts to a blurry iPhone pic of a pissed-off Jason with sparkly hair chasing him down a dark hallway.

Damian's is a mix of animal videos, art tutorials, Cheese Viking speedruns, and classical covers of anime intros. But his most popular one is recording his family's reaction to him saying the fuck-word for the first time. He also has a series where he asks people how babies are made to see whose response TikTok takes down first.

Duke posts subtle and wholesome pranks, like leaving Tooth Fairy money under the older batkids' pillows or gradually filling Kate's purse with Jolly Ranchers. His most popular series is when he slowly replaced Damian's furniture with increasingly smaller replicas until the 8th day when Damian finally notices.

Steph does a little bit of everything and often takes suggestions (re: dumb dares) from the comments. Her account started with her just sharing her favorite memes, but her most popular video is when she slept in a bathtub full of Mardi Gras necklaces after an audience poll.

Cass normally posts a mix of dance covers and sign language lessons, but occasionally there will be moments from her daily life that she captures at the right time. Her most viral video is at the grocery store when someone accidentally knocks a coconut onto the ground and she follows it as it rolls to the other end of the store.

Harper and Cullen do a lot of backyard science experiments where they take hypotheses from comments and test them out, like if they can cook steak with firecrackers or make a trampoline out of rubber bands. Their biggest project was turning an abandoned pool into a frog sanctuary.

Barbara keeps most of her daily videos private and her public ones are mainly book hauls, song recs, and computer tips. Her most popular video, even making news articles, is a video where she breaks down how planned obsolesce works and calling out big tech companies.

Bruce has a secret account that no one knows about. He doesn't post anything. He just lurks because he wants to be the first like and comment whenever his kids post.

[sgiandubh]

News from Birmingham, 2: 'we're out of battery soon'

ACHTUNG, BABY: these pics do NOT belong to me. Please do NOT steal them, Mordorians, as you usually do. I don't want to see them chez Marple, BIF or Purv, I do not want them on X and I certainly do NOT want them on Brazilian Instagram accounts who also charge people, or ANY OTHER Instagram account, for that matter. I will come for you with feather and brimstone if you do. Fuck ye and yer clan if you show no respect - this is a legit casus belli situation.

Heroically reporting from the Q&A panel, our girls are running out of battery juice in their phones, because -as loyal C mainly - they took a bajillion pics. I am selecting them as I write.

First thing, C specifically asked the minder (whom many people I have talked to, today, described as a 'nasty pox of a man'/'un asco de hombre') to let the fans sit next to her and ask their questions as they feel, no tedious standing in line needed. C, always the politician of Those Two, LOL:

Before anything else, I was entrusted with a FULL audio recording of the Birmingham panel. As per copyright regulations and attendance contract I am NOT allowed to post it and I do not want to harm my two wonderful friends in ANY way, shape or form. That being said, I will take my time, tonight (and lots of Nescafe Brasero Strong) to listen to it and give you all the juicy parts, in transcription. Short transcribed bits, we can do. Thank you for your understanding,

And boy, do we have juicy parts, babes. For now, I will just share the best pics and the on the spot reactions.

First question was 'how do you feel as a real mom?' Her solution was to simply say ' Sophie, where are you?' I will check with the audio and repost, but it simply goes to say: a) she won't address anything Blonde Bambino related and b) she/they are still very close to Skeleton, whom they seem to have adopted. Sort of. Sophie knows many secrets. Trust.

✔️Will she stay/remain in Scotland after OL is over? 'Well, my husband is Scottish and so are his parents'. Lip service to the narrative all the way.

✔️A fan asked something she did not understand/catch well, while Steve the 'Asco de Hombre' minder was fumbling around with the mic, so she informally went 'whaat?' So Steve dutifully barked, in a LOUD voice 'IT'S ABOUT TONY, YOUR REAL HUSBAND' (🙄 - I would fire that dick on the spot, he simply makes her look controlled and a fool). I was also told to listen carefully to the audio, for context and I shall give you my honest sentiment, as always. Note to self: to be found around the 25' mark.

✔️Turns out the fan asked if she and Tracula share the same musical tastes. She answers du tac au tac/on the spot, 'who, me and Sam?' (CAITRIONA!). And this is when Steve 'Nasty Pox of a Man' interjected, 'NO, TONY, YOUR REAL HUSBAND'. Like father, like daughter: remember that Tydavnet interview for the public Irish radio, when she was promoting Belfast? Well, there we go ('And Tony!/ 'And Tony' - zero enthusiasm, Mr. Balfe, bless your big 💖in Heaven).

I will come back with more. Our friends' batteries died, but they still managed to share with me the entire audio panel.

And I swear to God - if I ever see one of your sock accounts (@homechef, anyone?) come to steal from here and then tell the world it was the Team or who the hell else who found it while you were having your tonsils polished/an umpteeenth root canal mended/dinner with Brad Pitt's Sunset Boulevard lookalike/whatever, you shall be reported.

And yes, I have more pics. In fact, I have about 35 of them, in all and for all.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND THEY LOVE ME. TAKE THAT, HATERS.

[coolyiooo]

ok

Please report @m2kitwz for copying my writings and claiming that im the one copying her "work"

^gotta prove that I didn't copy m2kitwz "work"

For the baby scenario, it was requested.

So was the birthday scenario, and ik you didn't write it, but neither did you write the baby scenario

Here's the rough drafts of my writings. They have weird titles but if you look back at the original post on my account, they were posted on the same day and a couple minutes apart bc I was editing them

Here's proof that I also made my own cover of the book. Why would I have the same cover of "your book"? If I truly copied it, that'd be dumb. It was a different cover from back in the day too but here's a screenshot.

It's true that the baby scenario is popular, but why would I wait a month to publish the writing if I could easily copy and paste it (if I truly copied from you) the next day or two weeks?

These are the pics you used to prove that I'm "copying" you, but you also said that you made it private for only you can see it, right? But tell me why the amount/total of reads and stars are different if nobody else can read this book that you apparently made?

❗⚠️❗⚠️❗If you truly wrote my writings....why don't you publicly open the Wattpad book up, that you apparently made, for everyone to read? We can see if the comments are still there and see if they truly add up to what they are responding to. ❗From what I can see here as well is that you have 30 chapters in "your book" while mine has 22...so let's see these 8 other chapters that you have created! But you can't prove it unless you make "your book" public again and it's gotta be in the next couple of 1-3 days bc if you take about two weeks to make it public , we'll believe that you made 8 new chapters during these two weeks, but you have no need to make these 8 chapters if you got it all set and ready to go!❗⚠️❗⚠️❗

Just got proof that your "Wattpad account", 'behind you' , isn't even your account.

❤️🖤"L Take Skill Issue" - Dazai 🖤❤️

Also my Wattpad account was made in Feb 2020. Idk if that's proof but there's that.

Don't know what else to say, but if you did create these writings into Wattpad 2016 why would I copy and paste every single one onto the app, i use to write, and use them until 8 years later? Kinda far fetched

@m2kitwz (the one who's made copies my writings) anymore proof you need, darling? Id happily made a screen recording if you need it too. Idk how you photoshopped it or something to make it look like you wrote my writings in 2016 but that's cool

Also some of these pics are taken by taking a picture of my computer screen

⚠️Edit : Please don't send death threats or anything hateful to my copier 🙏🙏 just report them please ⚠️

[herejusttosufferalong]

I watched the entire TT live (except I had to screen record part of it so I could shower) and shit was it crazy. Mia joined and someone messaged her saying the girl who snapped the photo had unliked some things during the live after the fan account posted that screenshot.

While no one can confirm it for sure, this was all found through public IG sifting.

Point is, the pics came from back grid and given to DM and People. Backgrid got them from the girl (allegedly) which means A and the girl knew each other prior.

A is using L and it’s backfiring and getting messier by the minute. Does L know?? Is he thinking these are just people taking pics and doesn’t even know about the deals made behind his back? Are R and S in on it as well?

Never a dull day around here.

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[x-liv25-jamieswife]

hiiii! i love ur head cannons so much omg.

if it’s okay could i request the inheritance games characters on social media if that makes sense? thank u!

tig social media head canons

of course! SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. i'll do a few hcs for each of the characters. they all have one public and one private account (this isn't relevant for all of the characters hcs in this post but eh). i hope you like them <3.

avery: (i actually did these a while back and never finished)

she also has a shared insta account with grayson for the aesthetic pictures they take of nature together (i've mentioned this in so many posts, i will die on this hill)

she also has an old one she doesn't use anymore filled with people from her old school who never gave a fuck about her asking her if she remembers them and if she could send them some money. she and max sometimes go back on the account and laugh at her old classmates/teachers' messages (the first part is canon but eh)

max sometimes gets avery to do stupid tiktok dances or funny videos. avery pretends to hate it but she kinda likes it. (jameson eats them up)

xander sometimes hacks her public account and posts really weird shit. avery almost got cancelled once and alisa got pissed at xander. she made him make a statement

she uses her private account to like her fans videos. her fans know that it's her but obviously none of them follow her.

she makes the wildest get ready with me videos (like grwm to talk to the president or smth like that). she doesn't do them often, but when she does people eat it up.

obviously her account is verified and she has like 50 million followers or smth crazy

jameson:

at least half of his videos/pictures on his account are of avery and him. the captions are always smth cute like a song lyric or smth.

he makes tiktok dances with his fans when they ask him to.

his bio would be smth like "property of avery grambs, please return me to her if lost"

a lot of videos are of him trying to beat world records and basically just doing really wild and/or dumb things (like how many spoons can i balance on my body)

he's very big on following back his fans and just interacting with them in general. he likes all of the averyjameson videos he sees, comments on edits, etc. people love him for it

when he was younger, he had a phase where he posted thirst traps. his brothers laugh at him for it. he doesn't do it anymore and finds it embarrasing.

grayson:

rarely posts on his public account but still has millions of followers bc, well, he's a hawthorne.

he loves making his insta look aesthetic. his insta matches a theme and he gets pissed at xander whenever he hacks his account and messes it up.

he only has one pinned tiktok which is a video of him twerking bc his brothers dared him too. accepting that dare is his biggest regret.

like i mentioned earlier, he has an account with avery where they post aesthetic pictures of nature. he also has one (under another name) where he posts random pictures he takes of people and stuff. the caption is usually the date he took it on.

when he does post smth on his insta, it's usually a picture taken at an event or some announcement of sort (idk what that could possible be though)

xander:

makes the wildest storytime videos where he talks about all of his failed experiments and shit (one of them was "storytime on the time i accidently castrated a dog)

he definitely has a public spam account which is basically just a fanpage for all of his favorite things.

xander has a secret fan account where he posts edits of avery and just gushes about how much he loves her

he posts really funny pics of his brothers that they definitely would not want on the internet whenever they do smth to annoy him (he once posted a pic of grayson slapping his own ass)

a lot of his videos are like 'day one of building a roller coaster for hamsters'

speaking of his experiments, he usually makes polls where fans can decide like the color of smth or the shape of the roller coaster.

nash:

replies to his comments addressing the commenters as 'love', 'sweetheart', or 'darling'

he has a help line linked in his bio for people in abusive situations that want to escape (does that exist? i think so)

like jameson, he mostly just posts pics of libby with taylor swift lyrics as the captions or smth simple like 'my sweetheart'

he posts many polls where fans can decide what cowboy hat/boots he should wear that day.

he'll sometimes post videos like 'a day in the life of a rich white boy who works as a bartender'

libby

she most definitely pretty much only posts baking videos (this is a given). she has a website too with all of her recipes.

she loves baking and giving her confections to homeless people. she posts videos about this too.

she also posts videos of her just ranting while she dyes her hair.

this was a trend a while back, but she once posted a videos where she went through her different hair eras and ranked them.

like nash, she has a help line linked in her bio for people in abusive relationships.

max:

she has a booktok/bookstagram that follows a specific theme.

she loves posting controversial things cause she likes causing drama (on her normal account and her bookstagram)

she posts a lot of rants where she just hates on men and the patriarchy. xander comments huge paragraphs on every single one of them agreeing with her.

on tiktok, she posts a lot of transition videos (like her looking like shit to her with really nice makeup and led lights in the back)

she posts grwm's just like avery (they obviously aren't as wild though but they're hilarious) (i can imagine her making a 'grwm to get disowned by my parents')

[lowkeyrobin]

Platonic Ghostbusters x social media manager! Reader?

oooo hell yeah!! ; thanks for requesting and I hope u enjoy :)

GHOSTBUSTERS ; social media manager

summary ; you run the official ghostbusters social media platforms

warnings ; language

word count ; 746

masterlist

Podcast wanted to run the official Ghostbuster social media's but was quickly turned down at that. They needed someone who could actually be on top of that kind of stuff and whatnot. So, Stanz made a deal with Podcast that they'd get a social media manager, and he could act as their teammate with that, basically. Giving them ideas, giving them video clips and extra details, etcetera.

Most of the others didn't see a real reason for a social media manager, but as long as it wasn't their money.

Trevor offered to just do everything himself, but that was obviously turned down as well. The teens all agreed not to let the adults run the account either. They didn't need millennial - Gen X / Boomer humor flooding the whole account and making them look bad.

And that's where you came in.

surprisingly, Pheobe was the one to find you. she's seriously the most chronically offline person ever so the fact she ever opened Instagram was a miracle in itself

lots of talking back and forth and meeting the original four three ghostbusters to get input, then meeting callie & garry and the teenagers

you actually figured out that you used to be friends with Lucky as well, damn

you had managed social media accounts before, but you'd recently quit a few of those because of labor laws being broken so, yknow

you quickly formed a bond with Lucky, Trevor, and Podcast. you were kind of close in age to all three of them and they were all invested in the public image for the brand

setting the Instagram up was genuinely the funnest thing ever

the four of you were chilling in the living room in the firehouse (since sleepover stuff, pheobe was in her room reading) and you had your laptop in your lap and the three of them over your shoulders

the amount of laughing and cackling got some scolding from callie upstairs

it took everything out of you to not make the first post a video of trevor being soaked in Slimer's slime (which had been recorded by Lucky just by coincidence as they were investigating the attic again)

the first three posts, which were pinned, all lined up to be like a banner kind of logo with the theme song in the back, and they all played the same video, clips of the og ghostbusters and how they grew and then the new ghostbusters

the tiktok is its own thing, you allowed trev, lucky, podcast (and pheobe) to run it, but everything had to be ran by you first because pr shit

but thankfully no boomer humor or slang is ever being put on those accounts

most of those people don't even know wtf the internet is anyways lol

stanz has a personal vendetta against you /hj after you posted a .5 of him for relatable promo. he had no idea what you were doing but it was criminal that you made his forehead look so much more bigger than it already was

Winston gives you a bunch of old pics to post to trending angst sounds as well LOL

let's not talk about that tiktok where you, lucky, and trevor dance to/remake submissive and breedable by smosh ft bbno$, okay?

^podcast and pheobe were behind the camera cackling the whole time

lots of random pic posts on the insta as well because why not (most of them are the teens looking awkward, callie, gary & lars trying to look like cool scientists, or venkman, stanz, zeddemore & melnitz being classic, sassy old people)

the socials are never professional whatsoever, it's fun but it's not heavily controversial or obvious that you're there as a pr manager basically or just to manage the socials

like man they don't have the time to look at all the comments, take all the advice, reply to fans, etc

I mean that wage ain't that bad either LMAO

trevor is always bitching about how you make more money than he does /lh

you're not just a representative to them, you're actually family. you're just cool like that

"bro y/n is such a mc I hate them" and you'll reply on your personal w a "says you, reality shifter" or smthn LMAO idfk

always reposting ghostbuster edits / fanart etc because fandom culture 🙏

also I can't get over the fact the ghostbuster theme song is canon now either. yk damn well that shit is plastered everywhere thanks to you 💀

"do the ghostbusters respond??" "stanz said he loves your dog" "HELP HSEIJDLAKE"

10/10 experience

[justenjoythegossip]

CHRIS’ LATEST PUBLICITY STUNT, ANOTHER HINT AT HIS BROKEN BRAND

The timing of it 

The release of that picture was interesting to say the least because it coincided with the release of the Red One trailer. We could wonder if that content was meant to help promote the movie but since Chris just shared his costar’s post without any word on his part of any kind, it seems like he is rather reluctant to promote the movie his costar produced. So the reason for it should be looked elsewhere. Some think it might have been to deflect from the bad reactions the trailer got and it’s possible but I don’t believe this was the main objective here.

The suspicious source and very curated content

Anytime we look at a content, a piece of information or a statement, the question of the source is absolute key. So let’s look at who posted this picture. The Insta account named Beard of success is a car service company. 

I will state the obvious, there is NO WAY a professional would post a pic of Chris and a video footage of him to promote their company WITHOUT his consent. Obviously, this company would destroy their business if they violated their customer’s privacy because a client expects basic discretion on top of the transportation and other services they are providing. 

Also they would risk facing legal action. If you have any doubt about this, look at Scarlett Johansson’s current lawsuit against a company that used her voice without her consent. 

By the way as a sidenote, you can observe that one person is taking the picture of Chris and the driver, while another is recording the video at the same time.

Another obvious observation is that this content is so very similar to the pics Chris took with various chefs in Lisbon. If you know what purpose those pics served, you will get a clearer sense of the meaning of this one…

So again, this content is extremely curated and obviously served as a publicity stunt for both parties involved as there was a clear quid pro quo. But for what? 

A necessary flashback regarding the PR stunt during the shooting of The Materialists

I haven’t covered this unheard and unseen barrage of content we were fed during the shooting of the Materialists that likely served as damage control for Chris’ signing of the inert object that got him a lot of backlash and the absolute disastrous PR response to it. 

I will focus on two important aspects: the reaction of many fans to the content and the PR response to it. The pictures of Chris received a very mixed reaction from fans, to say the least. Some people were actually worried as they believed he initially looked very down, depressed, angry or sour on the first pap pics that came out. He was said to look very skinny, gaunt and unwell. Some were quick to point out that his looks were fading while others even speculated he was abusing substances etc. 

I am not discussing the merits of those comments because that’s beside the point, I am merely reporting on what was said and discussed. 

What’s very interesting is the PR response that resulted. First of all, we saw many ARRANGED pictures of Chris with “fans” and more importantly we got pics of Chris, on his last day, in a very tight blue shirt that showed him with a much more fit and buff physique that did much more justice to his alter ego Captain America. 

However, people would be smart to question the veracity of those pictures as we got video footage to go with it. 

Where you can find the video footage of Chris on the set of The Materialists

You can find those videos all over Instagram on fan accounts and likely on some “Middle Voices” blogs as well. You know? These blogs that promote Chris so heavily and ridiculously.  Blogs that are paid enough not to mind that they look like overly obsessive psychotic fans who remember everything about this man, who keep a daily journal about him, his entourage, his kinda wife and her entourage. Blogs that post every day all kinds of memorabilia including past tweets of his to keep his former persona very much alive for the most nostalgic and gullible fans. Those are very sneaky “mean plants”, right? LOL

The style of the video footage and its likely purpose

The style of the videos that were fed to the fandom is particularly interesting because it’s oh so very singular. Also all those videos seem to use the exact same style, not coincidentally I should add. 

Those videos combine the use of Dutch angle (oblique) and very shaky filming. For those who are interested in filmmaking, the most famous classic film that shows the use of Dutch angles is the classic film noir The Third Man with Orson Welles.

I should specify that this style combining those 2 techniques makes 0 sense in this context since those videos are obviously not artsy and more importantly the person who is filming is not moving AT ALL. So clearly, that style was used on purpose so the question is: what purposes did those techniques serve? 

Shaky filming gives the illusion here that people are looking at “stolen content”, which could not be further from the truth by the way as it is so very heavily curated. And Dutch angles are often used to mess with people’s perceptions, to disorient the audience. 

So the question is: why did they need to do that? Was the objective to make the audience believe in the veracity of the pictures of a very fit Chris in the tight blue shirt?

So now, let’s go back to that picture with the driver. 

What purpose did that picture with the driver serve?

The answer to that question is pretty straightforward. All we need to do to get an answer is to look at the reaction of fans after seeing this photo, or to see what narratives Team blogs have been pushing and shoving down our throats. 

Look at that! His fans are thirsting after him again. Even a notoriously vicious Team PR blog who has said horrible things about Chris claimed it was the first time in 2 years he looked healthy. According to them he was in withdrawal during the shooting of the movie and since then (less than 3 weeks) he got cleaned, got super healthy and bulked like crazy.

Oh no, wait! It was not an ordeal at all to get there because they had a nutritionist/coach anon who attested to it and confirmed their claims. Isn’t it amazing how diverse a group of followers they have after blocking almost everyone? A CAA former anon, a sports PR, an immigration lawyer, and now a nutritionist and coach. Aren’t they lucky? I am waiting for their nuclear physicist anon to contribute. 

Then we have the video footage of that moment with the weird angle that gives the illusion of stolen content so that Chris can appear totally innocent when it is more than clear that this is a Publicity stunt. And more importantly, that video gives credibility to that pic whether it is altered or not to make him appear much more fit than he actually is. 

Why is that little stunt a sign of his damaged brand and his team’s desperation? 

The little paragraph posted by Beard of Success under the pic with Chris is very informational in that regard. There is understandingly an advertising pamphlet for his company and a few words about Chris with 3 key ones “today” and “Captain America”. And if it was too subtle for you, he posted a story of Chris as Captain America to make sure you did not miss the point. 

This little stunt was meant to show Chris in all his Captain America glory (fit and buff) so that his fans could still lust after him TODAY after so many seemed disappointed by the way he looked recently. Also the fact they still need to connect Chris to his more famous alter ego shows how badly his team has failed at rebranding him. This PR shitshow has been a total and utter failure. And clearly, his team has no idea how to market Chris outside of this hunk persona, which won’t be sustainable forever. That is very concerning for Chris and he would be well advised to look for representation elsewhere (if he can or when he can) in order to get some new and fresh ideas. 

Sidenote: what is the purpose of breadcrumbing content (a pic, then later a video for ex) ?  

I have been asked this question several times. Why do they release the same content over time? For example, do people remember the pictures of Chris and Alba kissing so very privately in front of the glass doors for their little papwalk after their alleged dinner with Robert Pattinson, Suki, Adrien and Harvey Weinstein’s former wife? We then got a video. And now again, we were fed a picture and then later the video of that very moment. 

My guess is that the purpose is simply to keep Chris in the news cycle for a longer period of time, to keep people interested for as long as possible. 

[faejilly]

so average-mako-enjoyer made this post about Shepard being forced to have a social media account for morale and only posting hamster pictures and like

I read that and immediately had four different Shepards yelling at me in my head (I blame @shadoedseptmbr's Aedan tags) 🤣🤣🤣

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Weaver would in fact include hamster pictures, but they'd be macro pictures of like, whiskers and toes only.

The whole account would all only be macro photos. No tags, no comments, no explanations, no definitions. No time stamps or metadata, all expertly wiped, no location cues beyond maybe the quality of the light... which isn't that hard to manipulate after all, if you've got an omnitool and some good flashlight/spotlight blueprints.

It's all just exquisite close-ups of pieces of gravel and seeds and leaves and pollen or fractions of circuit boards and weird screws or clamps or the odd pattern of wear on a [redacted but clearly the Mako for those in the know] tire.

She and Aeden would clearly get along great.

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Ngaio would flat out refuse. (She would've done it if she'd met Traynor sooner, because she can refuse Traynor nothing, but that was too late, on several levels.)

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Ella would be asked to make an account after she gets her N7 status and starts showing up in the news periodically; she's told to try and soften the public image of the infamous Butcher of Torfan.

She does set something up, posts some generic pretty Alliance Training Stock Photos, the kind you get in a recruiters office, but that's it for ages.

And then she posts five separate in-depth tutorials in a row, three on astronomy and two on France of all things, one specifically about the language, one about cooking.

Then nothing again.

And then a three-part series on astral navigation, and how different species figured out the math for measuring where the fuck they were in space.

Then a thing on baking with chocolate, including how to convert levo recipes to dextro (and vice versa) and which things were more likely to translate into something that might still taste good.

She never shows herself however, so it does fuck all to counter all the pics and videos of her stalking around heavily armed and armored in full gear, occasionally with a bit of a blue halo from biotics usage, generally glaring or scowling as she avoids reporters trying to get a comment.

Most people don't connect her socials to the Butcher of Torfan at all, and those that do assume someone else is running the account in her name in a failed Alliance PR stunt.

After the Battle of the Citadel, there are enough recordings of her helping with clean-up efforts and being polite at formal ceremonies to make it clear that the Butcher and the Shepard-who-goes-on-weird-tangents-on-social-media are actually the same person, who is also POSSIBLY a galactic hero, so the whispers about Torfan finally start to fade out a little...

And then she dies.

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Ward would be some terrifying (but delightful once you got past the scowl) combination of Adam Savage and Mercury Stardust because he would legit show people how to take things apart and upgrade and fix them (and which bits are 'legal-ish' depending on whether they technically own them or not) but also things probably explode sometimes (or at the very least spark A Lot™️) and Tali guests wearing glorious (flame-retardant) Turian fashions and ALSO sometimes PROPRIETARY TECH THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE and no one ever bleeps ANY of Jack's swearing and sometimes the three of them are gleefully trying to make something that probably shouldn't exist and some poor Alliance PR officer cries in their office sometimes because they are actually spectacular PR and GREAT for morale and also they break so many TOS's but it's Commander Fucking Shepard so who's gonna tell him to stop?

[thisloveforyourmom]

SMITH COLLEGE GIRLS FOR ID MAGAZINE 2004 2003

OKAY SO.

the reason this took so long is because i'm compiling all info from previous posts into a masterpost, but tldr back in february i, being a smith alumn, set out on a quest to confirm the veracity of Smith College Girls for ID Magazine 2004. here's how it went:

- Image ID: anonymous user asks sun-bees 'hey, if it’s okay to ask, where did you find that pic of the Smith College girls?’ sun-bees responds 'it was posted a while ago on the instagram account junyawannabe, so I looked up the image and found a bigger version of it!'

this image is not on junyawannabe’s instagram. reverse image searching this image does not provide a bigger version of it, only the version spread initially by tumblr user sun-bees. searching 'smith college girls for ID magazine 2004’ does not provide any other versions of it, only the version spread initially by tumblr user sun-bees. neither junyawannabe nor sun-bees reply to queries about the topic. in fact it’s unclear if junyawannabe even is involved. I-D magazine’s media has no record of this photoshoot ever being done.

literally DAYS into my initial investigation, on february, richard kern posts the full (ETA: NOT FULL!) photoshoot on his instagram, confirming both the image’s veracity and source. junyawannabe comments “I have gotten multiple emails about this photo lmao” (no other information) (she did not reply to our email). comments are limited (randos can’t comment). there's still 0 information as to how sun-bees got this image considering the listed avenues Do Not Work. this allows us to get some info on the casting director eléonore hendricks, but her website lists nothing about this photoshoot or anything in that general date range. at this point i've also trawled editions of ID magazine from 2004 to try and find any that reference richard kern, smith college, eleonore, etc and come up utterly completely empty. i would have to buy all 12 copies from ebay to try and find it, and these are just too expensive for all that.

important: richard kern ALSO refers to it as 'smith college girls for id magazine 2004.' an insta comment also implies the existence of sarah lawrence girls for id magazine 2006, but that's neither here nor there

trail goes cold for a while. ive exhausted all my leads and am too broke for much more.

BUT THEN, IN AUGUST: i-d magazine ITSELF picks up the trend!

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This provides one EXTREMELY important piece of information that everyone up until now had excluded: the issue number! smith college girls for ID magazine was a photoshoot for their August 2003 issue, The Straight Up Issue. which means the reason the trail went so cold is because we were looking in the wrong spot!

Smith College Girls for ID Magazine 2004 is actually Smith College Girls for ID Magazine 2003!

and there was a copy on ebay for 30 GPB. So i bought it. while i was waiting, eleonore hendricks also posted it, tagging a few people involved in the shoot, but ultimately it's not much new info.

photoshoot here.

disclaimer: there's eight portraits in the photoshoot. only 7 have been revealed and i won't be posting number 8. i'm not trying to gatekeep, it's just a frontal photo of the casting director wearing only panties and yes it's artistic and pretty but i figure if that was the kind of thing she'd wanted to publicize heavily she or richard kern would have posted it themselves. you don't always agree with the choices you made at 21 and you don't always make them assuming in 20 years the photo will go a type of viral that doesn't exist yet.

also it goes against tumblr TOS. buy the magazine if you wanna see it that bad, i'll show you everything surrounding the photo itself. im not posting the titties.

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Remember how less than two weeks ago we as a fandom were being laughed at and gaslit by media outlets (most likely with the go-ahead from his PR team) as being complete and total crazy weirdos for equating a pumpkin pic to something happening behind the scenes?//

I'm pissed too. What really gets me is the people still not accepting this is not 100% real. I'm not saying he's not hooking up with her (at least last January I think they were hooking up) but then after January, zero..nothing until Halloween, no sightings, a few likes only on IG. I just don't buy they're a couple, it all seems off especially considering how miserable he looks

Here's the thing: his PR, or some PR, started running the "crazy weirdo fans" narrative all the way back in December/January. It was one way they were discrediting what we were talking about, and seeming to discredit that anything was happening.

Look, to be honest, my mind is still all over the place on what is going on. I know back in December when the Trio showed up in MA my first gut reaction was why does this look like yachting without the yacht. I didn't like that thought at all, because it's just such a slimy consideration. But December/January still doesn't make sense either. It's clear they were in his houses, it's clear they were traveling with him and some of his close family/friends, it's clear something was happening. Yet his PR went overboard that first week in January to distract and distance him out of that situation; I mean, having to release that Gene Kelly project news that preemptively was desperate. (Unless, of course... that somehow figures into this whole mess. Like, we still haven't figured out what he's getting for blowing up his whole public persona.)

Like, honestly, he so didn't want us figuring out that he was on the West Coast before that blurb in People on January 13th about the Vegas trip. So much so that he sat on the floor of his L.A. house between two windows to record that ASP accounts video that he posted on January 10th. That was not some Vegas hotel room, that was his house, and he was desperately trying to hide he was in L.A., because he didn't want us connecting it to them being in L.A., at lest not before his required Vegas comped trip photo came out. So much manipulation.

And he did all that only to out himself in a Lisbon hotel room on January 26th. WTF?

And then it seems to have all blown up by the time Justin made the "plenitude" post on February 5th.

To me, I can see all that as having been some failed short-term hook-up situation. (Or holy hell, I hate to say I'm entertaining the thought... but sugar baby crap that didn't completely solidify.) But the shit that's started since summer, with the follows and likes and seemingly orchestrated posts, articles and pap walk... I honestly don't know. It doesn't look organic, which I will say the NYE trip at least sorta seemed that way. So, then what, because I can't believe it's wholly some orchestrated PR plot, because WHY WOULD THEY DESTROY HIS CAREFULLY CRAFTED PR PERSONA THAT MAKES HIM A LOT OF MONEY?

Does anyone have any idea that makes anything make sense? Because I don't buy the storyline Megan is selling, but also can't come up with what the alternative is.

[naylor]

I am not going to lie but the way everyone has treated the break up has been pretty eye opening and it includes your blog too. I am just appalled that how people with Taylor pfps have treated Taylor and Joe. So many fandom blogs are absolutely wilding. I get it when fans or people want to hold people in power accountable but when do we hold ourselves too? Anytime a news breaks everyone on the internet has an opinion and the funny thing is those reactions often end up on actual news. I am kind of struggling with the internet culture. Why was the reaction to them breaking up a need of trash joe or the gates of the most vile sexist borderline sexual assault words being uttered for a woman. How is this okay? Taylor brings out the worst in people. Its not surprising but to see the 2010s sexist narrative play out again after I as an artist put out 3 and a half hour shows I would loose it.

To see a powerful woman treated by the industry and media being treated this way publically I shudder to think how it is off the cameras and she probably hears all of it.

Fans of Taylor Swift have gone on to make her private leaked pics viral with it ending up on even update pages. I think people forgot the hacked I phone scandal and the impact it had on celebrities. Jen law has a pretty heartbreaking interview about it. The Stans of other artists have made it a point to make the most gross of edits calling her a whore. I am going to spare you the details but it makes resent other artists too who never get the same deservedly Taylor does for her insane fanbase.

You have narrowed it all on Taylor fans too whereas every single space out of swiftie space is sympathetic to him. Taylor is getting the absolute lowest of lows mysogynist treatment.

the slave owner twitter account is literally trash they even make fun of plus size pepe and call her an Oscar slut. So it was definitely cherry picking.

It has made me realize that her fans are living a life through Taylor Swift. The record breaking machine and they dgaf about taylor. Anyone including her who fucks up this programming is fair game to be belittled.

Not one person had this realisation treating joe like this caused pain to both of them. Not one brain cell was activated their behaviour ended one of the most important things in their life. And they are completely back to bring the best products for our entertainment as they drown themselves in work. They both will find someone else but may not the same connection they had with each other.

There has to he a discussion how we treat someone's pain so carelessly in the internet. A divorce without legal papers was the perfect opportunity for the internet to rejoice in someone's pain

Idk I would completely be wrecked if my fears of loosing the one came true.To have every city welcoming me and putting on a show for a million people every week and to come back to empty hotel rooms. Physically exhausting myself to the point I don't get thoughts and feelings. For Joe to have his partner's biggest insecurity come true because of him the guilt on top of everything will be soul crushing.

Sorry I got carried away but I have been struggling with how we have treated both of them but this is also a goodbye.I will always tune to her music and his films. Both of them are the biggest losers in this. We can't choose especially when they are still in love. I hope atleast my boy will be eventually free from this and may Taylor one day come to a point where people start treating as a human being not just a doll.

x

[skarsgardsnark]

I just realized why bill doesn't like being in the spotlight anymore. Bill doesn't like his private things getting public. That's why he lied in the esquire interview about having 1 child. It was for a reason. Every time his gf is posting smth on ig is either about him or smth that has to do with him. Like for example, a month ago if I'm not wrong she promoted his friend music after he got seen with him at a restaurant. Or the thing with location on ig. After the photo of him and those hockey players got posted she changed her location few hours later. Imagine if he's still as popular as he was back in 2017. Right now all those photos of oona from that party would've been on some websites, and later on, on big websites like E!. She already leaked minou's face last year. I'm referring about that video of her dancing with minou while people were recording her, and no it wasn't a coincidence of them filming her. After the leak video, the acc deleted it and went private, then they change their name to bobbystill or smth like that (and I'm sure it's not bill, why he would do that). If he was as famous as he was back in his prime, all of those videos would have been viral, that's why he doesn't like the spotlight anymore, or at least that's one of the reasons.

I can agree with this. He’s an extremely private person who ended up with someone who enjoys the limelight. Remember when she got pregnant with Oona and made a public account while keeping the main one private. If I’m remembering correctly this was when she went to the Beyonce concert and we got all those pictures and ig stories.

If there’s a strong promo tour for Nosferatu and he doesn’t shy away from it then it’s possible he could go back to IT era popularity. I don’t think Alida will be able to contain herself and go back to her old ways. If Bill ever gets really famous then it’s going to be harder for him to keep the kids appearance a secret. I’m talking about fan sightings and paparazzi pics when he’s out in LA. That’s why he loves Sweden so much because hardly anyone cares about celebrities and there’s no paparazzi.

[sgiandubh]

Security or minder?

Of course, the Disgruntled Tumblrettes across the street had to pitch in and croak. Extensive report of my post - oh, dear, must I hit a nerve.

For the idiot who accused me of not posting a reel I have abundantly linked to, here it is. Still not very bright, ever since I called her out for having no knowledge of business world and no street smarts:

Taken from Shelby Thimons' TikTok account. I never hid anything and marathon pics, whatever that was, well.. it was waaay before I stepped in here.

I am also told Meokeob, the woman who singlehandedly fabricated an entire Wikipedia evidence history about S allegedly being gay, thinks my 'prose is reminiscent of Puffy'. This is just about the credibility that person should have in the real world and life, I think. Zero. For the record, here is my debunk - we now know it was her, all along, she should stop the ugly inanity right now: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/729380092203122688/autopsy-of-a-gay-lie-the-wikipedia-trail

Back to the minder/security situation. Look, in all honesty, I can't be sure. But I took some intriguing screencaps:

He does have an earpiece he is not wearing and something that looks like a badge attached lower than the usual attire.

For comparison purposes, this is how a security team member looked like, last year, in Minneapolis. Not the same country and not the same continent, but the guy made world headlines for being fired: he sang along with the crowd and asked a fan to take a pic of him in attendance, neglecting his job:

[Source: https://en.as.com/videos/security-guard-at-taylor-swift-concert-fired-for-asking-fan-to-take-photos-v/, August 24th 2023]

Many posted about Steve the minder from the Australian OL tour, this spring. This is Steve, back in March, on stage with S in Sydney, courtesy of SHW (https://www.tumblr.com/samheughanswife/744265708912951296/the-question-is-missed-but-its-about-claire-and):

Same attire. Same person? I think so, but I stand corrected, as always. After all, the participation of the cast was orchestrated by *** all along, no doubt about it.

Anyhow, pursed lips are also an old reflex:

[EIFF Festival, Edinburgh 2015, first public appearance of You Know Who]

Oh and uhm, I have got more. But right now, exit polls in ten minutes in my country, excuse me for hyperventilating and being an involved citizen, right?

[Later edit]: Here is a close-up (thank you, you know who you are 😘. You be the judge, but the resemblance is eerie. Nose, cheeks, moustache, forehead. Very strange:]

[medusahairofblackmambas]

If you seen the look on my face, you'd be dead.

You were never real. The persona you curated to play that superhero has been tainted. You're not wholesome, you're not the family man I believed you were. You pretended to be a social justice warrior on twitter just to go marry a fetus whose grandparents have ties to the SS. Wow! You certainly know how to pick'em the more problematic they are the more you want them. You can't be a liberal snowflake and marry Ilsa: She-Wolf of The SS. You look fucking stupid parading this nympho nymphette cleaning up her image and make her respectable. Except she's a troll who likes to play internet games and girle got ate up for breakfast, lunch and dinner by your former fandom.

At least she had the guts to post nudes and distract people from her racist past and horrible friends. You said nothing, you did nothing. You didn't even defend her, you let YOUR WIFE drown in the sea of your disappointed fans, toxic fangirls and people who had valid questions but didn't want to be bullied by the stans of her horrible tv show. Her stans are terrible people, she's a horrible person and you're a coward.

I honestly thought I loved you because you said things about politics that I felt, you used you platform for good. I really admired you for that. Now, I know better that it was all part of your PR, keep those likes up, algorithms moving: just like the rest of them. You were a god in my mind but you're very flawed and mortal. Nothing wrong with that but you can't expect me to jump for joy every time you have a new movie out after that shitshow.

I see you're back on instagram- hopefully whomever is running your account will keep you from sliding into dm's of 20 year olds with big asses. Yes, you're an ass man. You how the saying goes: You are what you eat, asshole.

By the way, is that dick pic really you or your assistant's; he had really big balls and you don't have any at all. Stop acting like a little bitch.

P.S. Stop having your brother be your mouthpiece, it's backfiring and no on believes him either. Nothing about this whole debacle merits diatribes from him about how your fans treat your gfs like shit. Just face the fact you have shitty taste in women and that makes you pretty shitty. You wreak of desperation, despair, dog food and excrement. Well, your dog still loves you, he's the best and longest relationship you've been in. You have adoption papers for your adorable dog but no one can seem to find your marriage license. It's a matter of public record so no amount of money can have it sealed.

NDA: Not Dealing in Accuracy, two weddings with no photos, lot's of articles and both of you love the attention. Trying to 'protect your privacy' but there's hundreds of articles about your 'special occasion.' How fucking lame are you. You're not Brad Pitt and she's not Angelina Jolie by any stretch of the imagination. Neither of you have as much talent, style or class as they did when they got married. I see why y'all are together though: you're both, lame, fame seeking, mediocre and fucking delusional.

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

Do we actually know that Jensen's gay aunt is really his gay aunt and not just someone jumping in for fun?

No, she really is. There are plenty of pictures and interactions, here's just a few from her social media (she's the one in the middle in the second picture, the other woman is her wife):

[incorrectbatfam]

Idk if you’ve done something like this but I feel like each of the bats would have their own equivalent to the Brucie persona (I have no canon basis for this it just feels right). Like whenever someone starts to think Dick is nightwing cuz the butts match he amps being uncoordinated to throw people off. Or something. Thought this would fit in your style so I humbly pass the torch to your creative genius!

I started answering but then I realized that most of them involved throwing people off online, which, honestly, makes more sense than having an exaggerated public persona. Like people know that the Graysons were talented acrobrats, and the Brucie Wayne persona is something used more to charm people in general rather than specifically to cover up the fact that he's Batman. However, things such as when people are online, the content they post, their location, etc. can be a much greater indicator of their identities than "do the butts match" (think about it: what are the odds that all the members of the Wayne family are offline at the same time for the same length every night?). This means the batfam would invest at least some effort into making sure their online activity can't be traced to their vigilante personas.

So from that, here's what I put together:

Dick: He has Babs create a bot for his Tiktok account which automatically likes every 3-5 videos on his FYP so it looks like Dick Grayson is just lounging around on his phone.

Jason: He doesn't have his real name attached to anything online—only absurd anonymous usernames.

Tim: He stays logged into his office accounts so people just think he's working from home.

Damian: He tells people that Bruce won't let him have social media.

Duke: He keeps Canvas open on a computer at home so it looks like he's studying.

Cullen: I like to imagine that he's being trained in some Oracle duties, but he has more downtime compared to Babs so he can hop on a multiplayer game.

Stephanie: She stages food pics ahead of time and sets them to post at a random time in the evening so people can see what she's having for "dinner" (and sometimes she'll mix it up with a "midnight snack").

Cassandra: She rarely posts it's normal not to see anything from her for months at a time.

Barbara: She hops on Discord and talks to people between patrol check-ins, and pretends to be another tired Gothamite whenever someone brings up the bats.

Harper: She keeps Spotify playing on a home device so people can see what she's "listening" to.

Carrie: She'll pre-record a video of herself doing normal stuff like walking around town or playing video games, but they'll be fairly long and she'll post them in a way that looks like a livestream.

Kate: She'll stop somewhere random and spend a few minutes taking twenty or so photos, and she'll post them on Snapchat at random intervals through the night so it looks like she's in one place the whole time.

Alfred: He keeps Facebook open and periodically comments on his friends' posts.

Selina: Her account is private so no one can follow her in the first place.

Bruce: When he has a spare second, he'll like a random celebrity's tweet so the public is scrambling to figure out why Bruce Wayne liked Snoop Dogg's selfie instead of if Bruce Wayne is Batman.