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a little girl at work said 'bye, pizza head' to me today and her mother was appropriately annoyed at her - we don't call people pizza head - and then apologized to me and mentioned her daughter usually only reserves that for her (the mom) and her (the girl's) sisters, and like.
That's a compliment then! I feel honored to be relegated to pizza head when it's a family insult 😅
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finally watching leverage season 1 in the correct order instead of the airing order and (who saw this coming) it really does make significantly more sense. highly recommend.
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world.
You're still alive"
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it's always really funny to read reviews of the murderbot books that are like 'we eventually learn that the secunit is not a mindless automaton after all but a person, who hacked the module that controls its behavior and just wants to watch its tv shows in peace' as if that isn't literally the first thing we learn about it. like, the first sentence:

#murderbot!#favorite everything#psa#humble bundle#the murderbot diaries#also I slide the money exactly like tea does#which was weirdly amusing to read 😅
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Description: An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.
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favorite characters fandom crossover but instead of having to kill the guy (damn), it's a hospital check-up
#house md#stardew valley#shane (sdv)#gregory house#art appreciation#*gigglesnort*#that one wasn't on my bingo card either#but what a good#exiled-md
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interests: flirting with men he absolutely shouldn’t be flirting with. also what is this pick-up line. but also why does it work??
#m*a*s*h#hawkeye pierce#fave forever#unhinged mad lad of my heart#ohnoijustrealizedhe'swatsonnowonder#war doctor unreliable narrator & unnervingly passionate about everything#he is generally funnier tho
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for all the writers out there, no matter where you are in your journey🤍
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Other authors: My heroine was a poor orphan. Pity her.
Jane Austen: Pft, orphans have it easy! My heroine has two living parents and three extra guardians and all of them are the worst...
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Kaneeka!!

Oooooo you wanna play Scarlet Hollow so bad(please it’s SO good)
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Miles Caton as Sammie Moore SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
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i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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