#these jokes are my rock...
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No need to be so jaded that joke was gold. Op, you are a gem.
what type of rock is a really good friend
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some panel redraws with young just us
#young justice#dc comics#tim drake#kon el#bart allen#robin (tim drake)#superboy#impulse#my art#digital art#I'm having so much fun with these#finally getting a use out of my big ass comic panels folder#also you're so welcome for the issue numbers because I just screenshot panels while I read without noting them down anywhere#so I had to search through all the pages again orz orz#also I know Bart in that cheerleader uniform was meant to be a ha ha funny joke moment but I think he would rock that whenever
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slasher au doodle dump! I’m having so much fun with these idiots. also tho i try not to info dump too much about the AU cause i worry that im annoying and no one cares but your guy’s questions and comments mean the absolute world to me and I’m so happy you’re curious about them 🥺
dw i WILL be answering your asks—im just slow going.
couple more under the cut but cw for blood and maaaaaaaybe suggestive but I’m also just easily flustered
#hi my name is wyervan and my style changes every 5 mins#was drinking a faygo while i did the first one no joke#rock & rye baybeeee#dca slasher au#fnaf#fnaf dca#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#slasher sun#slasher moon#slasher dca#human sun#human moon#human dca#art#fanart#dca au#fnaf fanart#blood#suggestive#suggestive content#fnaf au#y/n#fnaf y/n#fnaf oc#moon x y/n#sun x y/n#dca x y/n
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Tell us the sex stone joke
so this joke requires the light setup of, as the Resident Geologist, on any given hike my dad will have been subjected to a light barrage of Hey What's This Rock I Just Picked Up Off The Trail, answers ranging from "that's clearly serpentinite, the state rock of California—note the distinctive gray-green color and soapy texture" to "that's probably a local mudstone" to "that is a piece of concrete" to "that is tanbark."
the joke typically runs as follows:
you, presenting an interesting pebble for identification: hey, what's this rock i just picked up off the trail? my dad, after a few seconds of thoughtful examination: ah, interesting. what you have there is what's known as a "sex stone." you, slightly shocked by the apparent erotic provenance of what you thought was a random rock: oh! okay. i see. thanks. my dad, slyly: would you like to know why they call it that? you: um. yes? my dad: BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING ROCK.
#chatter#asks#my delight when i achieved an age at which my dad could finally tell me this joke in its uncensored form was notable i have to admit#imagine being the Designated Rock Identifier in a family with curious and scientifically-minded youthes and having this joke in pocket#and knowing if you say the fuck word to them you will immediately be executed by all of your in-laws. so tragic.
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sheriff shadow of floating rock world finale
+ ps5-less versions
#my art#sonic prime#shadow the hedgehog#sth#shadow#sheriff shadow#sheriff shadow of floating rock world#prime#2 MONTHS IN THE MAKING (technically) BABEY!!!#I’M DONE!! I’M FREE!!!!#insane how i’ve made 3 whole fully finished pieces to an offhand joke#gun tw
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#everyneji#chapter 281#kazekage rescue mission#neji hyuga#rock lee#tenten#team gai#.i'll resist the obvious joke#.anyways with this we're done krm which means a dry spell#.and me reading every chapter anyways in case naruto goes#.UGHH...ILOVE....MY FRIENDS!!!! (shot of konoha 11)
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forever disappointed in Rick for, when presented with the decision of "what band t-shirt do i give Nico to signify his character and style," having Nico wear a Ramones shirt when the opportunity for Nico in a Welcome To The Black Parade shirt was RIGHT THERE. PEAK EMO AND IT HAS A SKELETON ON IT-
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#Rick picking Ramones specifically for Nico also lends evidence to my theory that Rick has no delineation between punk/goth/emo#and will use all three interchangeably#i know there is overlap. they all originate from punk#but i dont think Nico would be a 70s punk rock type of guy im gonna be honest. that's Thalia's territory#Nico is 2000s emo hits yknow#but also like. if it were an MCR shirt then you have the opportunity for a very funny joke#of ''idk if nico even listens to the music or if he just got the shirt cause of the skeleton on it''#anyways current hc is the ramones shirt is Will's actually. Nico's just stealing all his bf's monotone clothes exclusively#Will i could see being a 70s punk rock type of guy
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modern marauders would have the silliest social media usernames:
james potter- lilyevansbf
marlene mckinnon- lilyevansismywife
dorcasmeadowes- lilytheloml
remus lupin- lilyevanshusband
sirius black- lilyevansnoticeme
mary macdonald- futuremaryevans
peter pettigrew- lilyiloveyou
emmeline vance- lilyevansgf
lily evans- goingtokillmyfriends
#people who don't know lily thinks she's a celebrity or something#sirius' family members that aren't blocked think she's some rock artist#james' jock friends (also mary + emmeline's friends) think lily is some indie actor or something#dorcas' friends think lily is a female tony hawk that dorcas is crushing on#(until sirius unblocks regulus one day regulus realises lily is just their friend who they're messing with)#for my regulily brain: regulus joining in on his private account. renaming it 'boyfriendoflilyevans'#they think he's just decided to join in on the joke until a week later lily tells them they're dating#half of her friends are actually distraught.#marauders era#marauders#lily evans#james potter#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#remus lupin#sirius black#mary macdonald#peter pettigrew#emmeline vance#regulily
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no thoughts head empty mr. m au
bros being both brainwashed but!!! theyre still very loyal to each other even if they dont remember each other and think theyre just allies ejhfjfk. i like to think the actual reason mr. l hates mario in spm is bc it was needed to twist his love for his brother around and any amount of respect otherwise would make him hesitant to attack him. here, well... mr. l is still loyal to the count first, but mr. m himself is loyal only to mr. l
basically, mr. l takes the lead. mr. m doesnt care at all about being the leader of their duo, he doesnt have the drive nor thinks he's suited for it so he leaves it at for mr. l since he seems to like the role and he's way smarter than mr. m is. i mean, if it depended on him alone, he'd just throw hands at peach and bowser until he won. but if mr. l thinks they need a plan, sure, he'll go with it. he doesn't get why they need a robot or the need for a monologue, but sure sure, if mr. l deems it important then it's fine (as long as he doesnt have to speak, then monologues are fine)
and alas:
he's so so so so interested in peach. from the first time he saw her, he was like "oh im interested" immediately. a beautiful tall princess with silky blonde hair and soft features courageously traveling to save the world? oh sign him up! and then after she manages to defeat him in battle, he's like "oh im VERY interested" cuz besides all these qualities, she can even beat him up??? shit, he's in love!! yeah let's go!!!
peach obviously doesnt reciprocate. seriously, who's this guy?? (nevermind he resembles mario so much it hurts, but UGHHH she must be strong it's not him dont be swooned by his charming smile aaaa)
and please consider the scenario of peach rejecting mr. m with "i'm already interested in someone else" and mr. m angrily assumes he has a rival somewhere that he gotta defeat (that just happens to be himself idhjfkglf)
(maybe i'll make a post on a roleswap aka super paper luigi later, woo yeah)
#super mario bros#mario#luigi#mr. m#mr. l#princess peach#mareach#doodle#mr. l changed my brain chemicals back when i was a kid and i always wanted to a version with mario there#yet i never made anything bc i was like.. 10. and i was as creative as a rock#bUT I CAN BE GOOFY ABOUT HIM NOW YEAH YAY YAY#mr. m's cockiness is totally inspired on the recurring joke that every woman in pm 'verse wants mario#except that while mario is awkward about it; mr. m revels in it#i just really like the whole deal with mr. l and when ppl throw in a brainwashed mario. here's my own take hahah
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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon
#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays#if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone#because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page#but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source#because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it#and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but#on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway#someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those#if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link#to my etsy#I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside#like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth#like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back#or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info#about what the art is and who made it and their links#I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful#and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited#but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue#reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing#as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen!#that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB#A JOB!!!!!!!!!!#sergle.txt#I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark
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Not gonna lie y'all I didn't plan to do a full redraw. I just wanted to sketch this scene because I stumbled upon this while googling Gobo and Uncle Matt, and Wembley looked funny in this screencap. Then ruh oh I accidentally put in effort and. yueah.
This was fun to do! I used a different brush for the lineart, and I really like the simple clean look that it gives. I hope the expressions match the context since I didn't check the original scene, and I. I'm not going back to this episode y'all. The Fraggle Rock writers really heard me go "I wish Uncle Matt and Gobo would reunite..." and relayed that wish on a Monkey's Paw.
#i love this episode y'all but i cannot watch it again at least not until i get therapy 💀🙏🏽 not even joking with this#on more lighthearted news: I DREW SOMETHING 🔥🔥🔥#sounds so simple but my cold has been BEATING ME UP and art block doubly so#my art may be weird for a bit. i'm just trying new things and having fun with it y'know?#uncle traveling matt#gobo fraggle#wembley fraggle#fraggle rock#the muppets#screenshot redraw#digital painting#chris p fried art
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shenanigans
#pizza tower#peppino#pepperman#the noise#gustavo#spicy hot#suggestive#ONLY A LITTLE#heehee i am FREE from my commission shackles. this is a threat AND warning#gonna post some of the ACTUALLY not sfw stuff soon i think; dont wanna make a twitter for it#they wont be in the main tags but ill put them behind some jokey joke meme pic and then a readmore#bc like even if u put a readmore to cover the images. when its recommended to others from a DIFFERENT post#the first image u used still pops up any way#and i dont want to put peptitties out for everyone to see LMAO#anyway#ive had this idea for ages; peppino getting stuck w pepperman on the their way to a gala#and pepperman is like do not worry my friend; i will simply call in a helicopter to come pick us up :)#and peppino is like WHAT?? dont do that !!!! its just a flat; i can fix that!#but i just now thought of adding the others lol i wanted an excuse to draw them w some fancy hair :)!#noise is like. um. theres no way I can sit here for 20 minutes and NOT embarrass myself. im going to find a rock to sit on#and not look at him#self imposed timeout and naughty shame corner#gustavos comment is from a tag i saw on a post that made me scream laugh#and pepperman watches intently bc that is his muse and he likes committing peppinos form to memory heehee
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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention#‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short
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Forgot to draw somethin for today (whoops) so take some leftover doodles I have KDDHDH
If anyone actually remembers Dr Stoneface I’d shid bricks JDHDGDG-
#Totally not distracted with Totk nahhhhhhhhhh#Welcome home#welcome home howdy#welcome home barnaby#welcome home sally#welcome home wally#Howdy pillar#wally darling#sally starlet#barnaby b beagle#I wanna draw Dr Stoneface more he’s really goofy and my friends helped me make him#Specially since he’s a joke character who isnt supposed to taken seriously at a l l#He has a rock who he named “grandson” and considers it his grandson#plus it’s like- unknown if he is “actually Frank’s grandfather or not”#welcome home mob au
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Art request for clover to pick up starlo and embarrass him even more
No respect for the elders, smh.
And DONT WORRY, hes not actually mad, just embarassed and pouting that his baby is all grown up
(Post that ask is referring to)
#daaw starlo dont speak about your pride and joy like that XD#Clover knows that hes joking btw dont worry#man i really need to make a reference for my older Clover design#SOON. ill get to it soon#Clover is rocking that Lara Croft esque-braid#myart#uty clover#clover uty#uty starlo#starlo uty#undertale#ut#uty#undertale yellow#north star uty#uty north star
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The Beatles - New York press conference (1965)
#they were so done with the press at that point#it stills amazes me how he would say jokes like this so publicly#it’s the kind of joke that i would think in my head but i wouldn’t say it out loud so easily#and he just did it. he really insisted that it was a joke so i assume that he felt a bit bad to have said that#but i admire him for saying this during a PRESS CONFERENCE !! couldn’t be me!#he definitely had guts. and of course back then he was considered the rude beatle but the press was still so fascinated by him#he was really special#also he looked so good that day. they all did. 1965 is a powerful year#john lennon#the beatles#george harrison#paul mccartney#ringo starr#1960s#1965#press conference#classic rock#beatlesedit#edit
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