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Wait hold on there are SEVEN reimar children??? Tell me about them!!! Names, ages, which ones fight the most and which ones are inseparable etc
*cracks fingers* there are SEVEN rapscallions (reiner's a br**der what huh who said that) and before I continue there is a degree of un-seriousness here but I love them all. below the cut u got me started LMAO
ONE - bertholdt jean. beej. my first born. emo king who hates his parents (affectionately). World's Best Big Brother
TWO & THREE - rj (reiner junior) & mj (marley junior). we let karina have influence over these kids' names hence the juniors but they go by their abbreviations. rj is a copy of me and mj is a copy of rei. they are The Normal Kids of the family and just inherently Good??
FOUR - kat. named after her aunt. causes a ruckus at every opportunity but is very loving about it. endlessly playful and loves SPACE. tries to pick on her older brothers and sister but fails every time especially when it comes to beej. thinks all her christmasses come at once when she's no longer the youngest
FIVE - valentine violence (viv). named after two more aunts. has the Braun Eyebrow thing going at all times so constantly looks pissed off but is irl very soft hearted and sweet. is the Horse Girl of the family
SIX - milou. little shitbag. perpetual Youngest Kid syndrome. very kind to anyone younger than him, all animals, and his grandparents. siblings and mom and dad? forget about it. he's well behaved but will pull several pranks a day without remorse
SEVEN - caspar. my little angel. always a baby. the only redhead of the family so sticks out like a sore thumb. defied a vasectomy.
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she came to me in a dream
#it's been a hot moment since I drew a graffiti in splatoon lmaooo.#splatoon#splatoon 3#harmony#side order#drawing on a switch with the dpad and A+B buttons yeehawww lmao these always take like 3 fuckin hrs#where do all the other kids find the time???
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Season 8 finale if it was awesome
#mlp fanart#mlp gen 4#mlp fim#fr tho I wish cozy glow would have been a villan to just the kids#it would have made more sense for her to outsmart kids not fucking everyone lmao#pony posting#mlp#my little pony#friendship is magic#gravity falls#BABY FIGHTS!!!#fanart#it should have been a strictly baby fight#but oh well#cozy glow#applebloom#season 8#why did the toddler have a direct contact wiht fuckin TIREK
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there's no fucking way
#thrifting#shiftythrifting#submission#not the oj simpson pogs I wanted them as a kid lmao there were slammers for fuckin everything#pogs#oj simpson
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Me at 9pm: wowie I should go to sleep I work early tomorrow
Me at 2am: what do you mean there's a beast in the Bible that has 10 horns and one of the smaller horns has a man's face and it speaks great blasphemies against God
#i literally was woken up with a jarring memory#of reading the book of Daniel as a kid#which is heavy fuckin reading for a kid btw‼️#and I HAD to confirm the bit about the blasphemous horn#mine#bible study#lmao!
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something i’m just realizing about the “dick is damian’s parent” fics is that they often point out that after bruce came back, dick left for bludhaven immediately. but i just realized that’s not quite true.
bruce came back, and there were briefly two batmans (batmen?) at the same time. and then bruce left the country to go set up batman inc, for some weird reason, and dick stayed as batman to resolve some final issues. so yeah dick and damian kept being batman and robin for a good bit of time after bruce returned. do with that information what you will
#dick is damian’s parent is my favorite fic trope at the moment lol#i love how he fuckin hates dealing with this kid but also loves him like he’s his own son#and damian starts idolizing dick; his mentor his hero his caregiver; while also being a little shit (but less genuinely aggressive abt it)#every batfamily relationship is so complicated and great#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#mine#my favorite dick scene with him is in nightwing when damian calls#and dick is like fuckkkkk i don’t wanna pick up bc then i’ll have to TALK to him 😩😩😩#and my favorite damian interaction is when dick is showing him a birds nest while they’re on the tallest building in gotham#and damian goes ‘wowwww this is SO interesting i can’t wait to tweet about it’#they’re both so insufferable lmao i love them
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cringefail late valentine's day posting some rushed kiss studies bc I worked like 36 of the past 72 hours yippee
and I STILL can't draw kissimg this shit haaard how yall do it 😭😭
#and let me tell ya!! kids will not!! stop!! fuckin!! bein!! sick as FUUUCK!!!!!#like just BE HEALTHY for a LITTLE BIT you little shits (affectionate but exhausted)#posted this earlier after trying to type out tags for like 4 hours to get it out on time and.#it didnt matter i posted to the Wrong Fucking Blog anyway#ik it's practice. almost put a period after 'and i STILL cant draw' lmao but. that's not nice#tag time bc fuck it. if im gon post this shit#trigun#trimax flavored but who cares#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vash x wolfwood#vashwood#drawing#artists on tumblr#my art#fanart#ooooh using my skills for crimge bc it makes me happy ooooooh#yes i was too lazy to shade the arm. i'll do it later im fuckin tired#wip#i'll also say hey it's already leagues better than the last time i tried lol. prolly cause i used a ref#kudos to you if you recognize which reference pics i used. eat a chocolate for me if you do lol
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Next up is Ginko G47, who's mesh was converted by @redsimmer-blog
Ginko G47
Both Frames
All ages
15.4k Polys
Naturals, greying, and unnaturals (my usual five) (swatches under the cut)
Download:
SFS // MF // Simblr.CC
#my posts#sims 2 cc#sims2cc#sims 2 download#ts2#ts2cc#pfate#cc hair#cc fhair#cc mhair#cc sunshine#dl: hair#dl: mhair#dl: fhair#dl: greying hair#truly impressive that I posted two of these and then fuckin forgot about the other three I'm so sorry#man Elaine and Hunter really giving away that he's secretly her kid in this damn lmao
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THEY KEPT THE TAILS GETTING BEATEN BY SHADOW TRADITION
#sonic movie 3#sonicmovie3hype#movieshadow#shadowthehedgehog#movie tails#little guy didn’t even defend himself😔#lil bro didn’t have a chance 😭#seriously???? what is this dude's fucking problem?????#Shadow HATES this little fox boy. Oh my god 😭#it's canon event lmao#tails’ “ow” 😭#bro targeted lil bro FIRST😭🙏#The beef is crazyy#THEY ALL GOT BEAT BRUH😭#LMAOOOO HE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE#LETS GOOO 😭🙏#imagine beefing with a whole ass child smh#Shadow is NOT beating the Tails Abuse allegations. 💀#tails did nothing but shadow still hit him 😭😭😭#HIS CHAOS CONTROL TELEPORTATION ANIMATIONS ARE CHEFS KISS#THE SHADOW FIGHT SCEENS ARE ABOUT TO GO HARD!!!#This mf just flying away on the air shoes Shadow just be fuckin' around in fights I swear lmao#dropkicked his ass right into yesterday 😭#he literally did nothing too like 😭😭😭#SHADOW HATES KIDS#except for cream 😌#he has a soft spot for cream XDDDDDDD#BRO TAILS DEADASS LOOKED UP AT HIM LIKE THIS LIKE WHAT DID HE DO LMAOOOOOO#beef that travels the multiverse#Fox hunting😈
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good morning
#live a live#the sundown kid#live a live mad dog#mad dog live a live#sundown live a live#live a live sundown#sketchbook#traditional art#i'm sorry i haven't been posting much#all i've been drawing is self indulgent au garbage that i don't wanna share here lmao#i've got other stuff in the works i promise#it's just been an Entire Fuckin Month#i'm taking care of my senior parents (one of which will need surgery soon) and i had to quit my job of 3 years#so uh. still recovering form that haha#anyways i gotta get my ass ready for hourly comics day bye
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when characters have poofy messy but otherwise straight hair, i like to headcanon that their hair is actually naturally wavy/curly and they just don't know how to/don't care to take proper care of it. bc irl that is often the case (speaking from personal experience)
#eliot posts#*looks back at my younger self who didn't know their hair was wavy just thought it was Bad*#i was fuckin. walking around with hair poofed up like a mix between a founding father and a startled cat#and with a halo of frizz at all times#older relatives would call it nappy or ratty and suggest i cut it off or get a relaxer treatment done on it#(sidenote a bit ago i learned that apparently ''nappy'' is usually a racialized term tho i myself am white)#fascinating that they knew that straightening treatments would ''fix'' my hair but did not actually know my hair was wavy#i wore my hair real long back then too so it was constantly tangled lol#memories of being a kid and my dad having to basically corner me to brush my hair in the morning before school#my mother would bitch about my hair being too long when i was a kid and sometimes TRICK ME into getting it cut shoulder length#but then when i was an older teen and wanted it cut real short she FORBADE ME from going any shorter than a bob???#so i just left it super long til i moved out and then chopped it all off and sold it to a wigmaker for a $300 profit lmao#now that it's short tho the wave pattern is very minimal#part bc of the way i style it part bc it's just a 2b wave pattern so you need a bit of length before the waves start getting really defined#anyway like. looks at catra and eda. let me get u some good conditioner and a wide toothed comb bby
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(I Will) Help You
Ngl I’m insanely proud of myself that this is 1) exactly 560 words and 2) I wrote this in ONE morning. I think less than an hour. With that being said, this literally was just a little fun thing for me, so it’s not perfect and I’m not upset about it.
Eddie first notices during a movie night.
The kids had been there, but it had gotten late and they’d all been picked up. Now it was just the older members, and everyone except Steve and Eddie were asleep or fighting it.
Eddie, for his part, likes the movie they are watching, even if he can’t remember the name of it. It was one Steve had suggested, so it makes sense he’d still be awake, too.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Steve’s hand move up to his mouth. He chances a glance over and realizes Steve’s biting at his nail.
He looks back to the movie, because he does find it very interesting, but he finds it hard to focus for the rest of the night.
The next time it happens is another movie night, this one with just Steve and Eddie. It’s one they’ve both seen, so Eddie feels more comfortable breaking the silence this time. “Why do you do that?”
Steve pulls his hand away from his mouth and hums in question as he drags his eyes from the screen in front of them. “What?”
Eddie nods to Steve’s hand. “Why do you do that?”
Steve follows Eddie’s gaze, flushes, and pushes his hand under his leg. “Sorry.”
Eddie tilts his head, leaning the side of it against the back of the couch. “I don’t want an apology. I don’t care if you do it. I just wanted to know why.” He thinks about it. “You don’t do it in front of the kids. I bet you try not to do it in front of us, even.” He shrugs. “Tell me to fuck off if it’s a sensitive subject or whatever. I really am just curious.”
Steve sighs. “No, it’s… I know I shouldn’t, I know it’s… it’s bad, and childish, and gross, and I should stop.”
Eddie hums. “Do you want to stop? Or were you told growing up that it’s all those things?”
“More the second one,” Steve admits. “But I know it’s true. I know it’s gross and looks bad-”
“Steve,” Eddie interrupts, leaning towards him, “I don’t give a shit what your parents said. As long as you’re not hurting yourself, I couldn’t care less what you do.”
Steve takes a breath, chews on his lip. “And… if I do hurt myself?” He asks. “It’s not on purpose,” he swears at Eddie’s expression. “Sometimes I just go too far.”
“Then I’d kiss it better,” Eddie returns with a salacious grin. Steve rolls his eyes and pushes Eddie away by a hand on his face.
He goes easily, relaxing back against the couch and watching Steve. “Maybe it’s not on purpose,” he says. “But does part of you like it?”
Steve furrows his brows. “What do you mean?”
“Do you want me to help you stop? Or is it okay when you go too far?”
Steve looks at his hands. Presses at a nail, one he’d gone too far on. “I don’t like it,” he admits. “I just don’t know how to stop.”
“Do you want help?”
Steve drops his hand, looks at Eddie. Nods. Strangely feels like tearing up. Whispers, “Yeah.”
“Okay,” Eddie whispers back.
With that, they go back to their movie. Eddie feels like something irreversible happened, and suppresses a grin. He also feels like it’s for the better.
#stranger things#pre steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#Steve bites his nails#it’s not specified but it IS an anxiety thing linked to the kids#if y’all got that. good fuckin job babes#this was brought on by my youngest brother trying to get me to stop biting my nails#fuck you it’s a comfort thing#anyways. hope y’all enjoy lmao#starambles
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K I've been thinking about this for like a week now. Ignoring any immortal headcanons if you have them. Knuckles knows he's not going to be able to guard the Master Emerald forever and that probably troubles him, but, if he was dying do you think he'd ask Sonic to guard it? He's the person with a unique connection to Chaos and the Chaos Emeralds and he's basically chosen one the most specialest guy, and one of the few people Knuckles could trust with that duty.
Of course I think Sonic would say no. I think he'd never be able to do that and he wouldn't want to.
#lmao i think even if Knuckles was on his fucking deathbed Sonic would say no#like sure he's got a sense of duty but guarding the me would be absolute hell for him#and he's never really acknowledged if he even gets just how important Knuckles' job is#sure he gets some of it but he doesn't really care that much beyond knuckles cares deeply for SOME reason#and im not saying that as something negative i actually think good for him you know#bad for knux cause he'd be fucking tormented by that#it also makes me think about the conflict people like to write between them in forces fanfics#where knuckles didn't take care of tails enough and sonic gets pissed at him i think this is a great parallel#like i know a kid and a big magic rock aren't objectively the same thing but if you think about how it much it matters to knuckles#especially that it matters to him more than that too because it's literally his entire life#not giving the ME and knuckles' duty the acknowledgement it deserves is like saying he's wasted his life for nothing#ouough okay#sorry im in such knuckles angst mood rn pl if you have thoughts respond idk if im imagining all of this correctly gnjhgcsddgu#gimme some fuckin drama
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i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.
#it wouldn’t have to change any of the actual plot of the season. except MAYBE amy’s choice but even then i think amy’s choice would be the#one episode where they should be adults. if only for the half where they live in a village in that dream.#because that’s the kind of future that children would dream up. they live in a little cottage and nothing ever goes wrong and their best#friend visits them all the time even though they’ve grown up.#they aren’t actually adults there just children with an idea of what they should be as adults and acting accordingly#and it would still end the same way.#but idk its just. rory’s 2000 years waiting for amy inside the pandorica is already tragic. yes.#now imagine its a kid. a kid in a little roman soldier helmet who will never grow up. who will not leave his best friend.#he loves her and she’s more important than the whole universe and that sort of love is supposed to MEAN something in a fairy tale!#its supposed to melt the ice out of hearts and transform people from stone.#and what that love means here. is that he will have to wait 2000 years. a child and a box.#little rory and the amelia who followed the doctor’s letters to the pandorica. and she doesn’t recognize him again.#and amelia in the pandorica… 2000 years a child trapped in a small box waiting to be rescued.#s5 is already fucked for them but it could be worse. it could be so much worse.#and it would make the doctor choosing to take her place in the pandorica to save the universe later even better.#because who else but the doctor would put the fate of the universe on the shoulders of two children and realize much too late what a#monstrous thing he’d done. and still have to hope. have to hope. that amelia would remember him fondly enough to bring him back to reality.#the logistics of all of this would have been a pain lmao. child labor laws in acting and all that.#BUT. hypothetically. it would have slapped.#doctor who#amy pond#rory williams#<- also this entire time ive been referring to him in my head as rory pond so much that i fuckin. forgot his actual last name.#and then like if you want them to be adults in s6 or whatever you can just timeskip to them getting married and still have amelia remember#the doctor there. it would work. it would.#amelia pond au
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I typed up an impassioned rant yesterday about some family bullshit that I'm in the middle of but by the time I was done I wasn't Yosemite Sam-levels of angry anymore, but just quietly frustrated and sad so I'll post the gist (bc I do still need attention and I think my mom is sick of talking to me)
my cousin's husband's mom had knee surgery on Thursday, but they also left for vacation on Thursday? I guess they thought she'd have inpatient rehab, but said cousin's husband would come home early if needed. well obviously she got discharged to home the next day and I started getting texts from my cousin about how much money flights back were. I told them all I couldn't be the "on-call" person for this but I guess they decided they could just disregard that and now cousin's husband is not coming home until next weekend and I am indeed the "on-call" person for this? which I know from my cousin's husband's mom asking me to do all this shit I said I couldn't do, as my cousin has stopped texting me and her husband NEVER ONCE texted me
#okay this was still a rant lmao but you should've seen the state of the one yesterday. i had smoke coming out of my ears#i just feel so disrespected it's unreal. like i guess i'll just go fuck myself then?#thankfully my other cousin (cousin's brother) is here and he got roped into the horseshit so he's helping me out but this is not our fuckin#job. we're not her children. strong case for having more than one kid tho as backup if your one is a fucking flop.#when i picked her up she was saying she didn't want to stress him out and that he should just enjoy his vacation. well i hope it's the wors#worst vacation he's ever had and he gets stung by a jellyfish and has diarrhea on the plane
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chat since when do I have 3k words on my inumaki wip (first chapter too????) I thought I had like 1,5 or 2k max wtf
#like please when did i write this much tf#all i remember is staring at the screen#or writing 5 words and then taking a break to watch my saved hakari edits#not kidding i took those edit breaks religiously#like pleaseeeee fuckin imagine you're writing a fic abt inumaki but all your mind can think about is his 3rd year senior hakari#hakari kinji#inumaki toge#jjk#lowkey still gotta figure some stuff out and if I'll ever post it here#like I'd love to share it#but i feel like I gotta change some aspects to raise the chances of ppl reading/enjoying it more#bc i started writing it before I turned to tumblr#and wattpad lowkey feels a little more open abt oc stuff#and so far its oc x inumaki#bc i like addressing names while writing 3rd person#and idk writing “Yn sighed” doesnt feel as good and nice as e.g. “Kiria sighed” yk????#could be wrong tho#lmk yalls thoughts on this pls#bc while I know I could also just not address yn/oc name there would be a lot more of “she” in the text#and i already think i use she she she she too much lmao#urgh idk its difficult#help#like i also looked at other creators reader insert stories that write in 3rd person#to see if they use “she” sm as well#and while yes#they do#it just doesnt feel that repetitive as it does with me???#theirs feels more smooth ahhhh idk
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