#these bitches are gay!!
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S3 is underrated bc it comes off so meaningless the entire time, when in reality it’s the opposite. The jokes in particular were top notch and it’s because most of them went over everyone’s heads. Like, do people even know that they hinted at Robin being lesbian right at the start of s3???
#byler#stranger things#queer-coding#not Steve turning off Robin so much the entire city shuts down 😭#peak comedy#s3 was so camp#like everyone thinks of it as filler#and it is#the duffers themsleves admitted s3 was them playing in the sandbox#but I think one pro to that#is they can hide really unhinged meanings beneath the surface#and get away with it!#like imagine having dozens of deeper references/meanings only for your audience to say it was boring and nothing happened??…#I would be chilling#knowing that when the story is complete with 5 parts#they’re gonna look back and go#holy shit#these bitches are gay!!
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
#house md#hate crimes md#gays anatomy#gay ass bitches#i hate them#i love them#hilson#gregory house#james wilson#house x wilson#wilson x house
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LIKE AND REBLOG IF YOU LOVE STRAP ON
#sissy crossdresser#faggot sissy#sissy girl#sissy wife#sissy tasks#feminine sissy#beta sissy#submisive sissy#humiliated sissy#sissy faggot cocksucker#faggot humiliation#beta faggot#exposed faggot#submisive faggot#bd/sm kink#bd/sm community#sissy fuck toy#sissy for bbc#sissy ferminization#sissy femboi#sissy domination#sissy exposed#sissy blackmail#sissy bitch#sissy caged#sissy housewife#sissy toys#sissy gay#sissy kink#chasity
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me during wandavision: wow they really just tease us with having agnes flirt with wanda and for what reason??
me during agatha all along: oh she’s just gay, that’s the reason
#marvel said queer baiting??? not in our house#these bitches gay#they gave us a hint of what was to come#agatha all along#agathario#agatha x rio#wandavision#agatha
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Bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's Logan the Worst Wolverine who hasn't had a day of happiness until Wade came in and gave him purpose, family and a new home.
#shoutout to @n0obmaster69 for a banger of a format#and this movie still trending? you damn whores (affectionately)#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#wolverpool#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#logan x wade#wade x logan#marvel#lgbtq#lgbt#gay#bitches be like#the worst wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman
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No bc if i fumbled ford as badly as bill did i'd be on the news
Edit for clarity: The text says ‘I Grow Maddened’!!
(No bg+ close-up— click for better quality)
#my art#socvinc#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines fanart#billford#but like#not explicitly i suppose#no but seriously how do you drop a bad bitch that hard that is genuinely so sad#the text says ‘i grow maddened’ because i just realized it might be a bit difficult to read#g.get it. he’s in his heart#in a uhhh#gay way#lowkey the concept of this drawing was just me going ‘wouldn’t it be cool if i like#uhhh#depicted bill as a cancer slowly spreading from between ford’s lungs’#then i did that#😁#grunkle ford
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I refuse to change my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty boy toy until she showed them she could actually fight because she acted exactly nothing like a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably thought griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other. 
#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#jokes on them#Harrow pretty much DID bring Gideon as a pretty boy toy#because she clearly barely understands just how good Gideon is with swords#like she openly admits that she’s surprised that Gideon is that good when they fight the bone monster thing#bitch why did you bring her then if you didn’t actually know she was one of the best swordswoman ever ?????#oh because you wanted her with you. gay bitch.
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“i decided when i heard his voice” was actually one of the most insane things will graham has ever said imo and the implications are actually devastating to my mental state. he called hannibal, and the very second he heard his voice he decided that that was enough for him to not go through with his betrayal. just a simple “hello” made up his mind. a simple “hello” told him he didn’t have the heart to hurt him anymore.
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal lecter#murder husbands#hannibal series#hannigram#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen#hannibal tv show#hannibal tv series#explodes them with my mind#these bitches gay#nbc hannigram#aperitivo
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Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!
Sirius: Wh—
Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!
Remus: That—
Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!
James: Hey—!
Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.
Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.
Marauders & Friends:
Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!
Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.
Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?
Lily: No fucking clue.
#Barty being a whirlwind of chaos that only the Slytherins understand#Barty is THAT bitch.#regulus black#james potter#pandora rosier#lily evans#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#remus lupin#sirius black#established jegulus#established pandalily#established dorlene#pandalily#dorlene#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#starchaser#sunseeker#jegulus#dead gay wizards#dead gay witches#barty crouch jr#slytherin skittles
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Still figuring out how to paint feathers
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#tragones y mazmorras#dungeon meshi fanart#implied spoilers#i dont think its really spoilery but tagging just incase#dungeon meshi spoilers#farcille#falin x marcille#marcille x falin#marcille donato#falin touden#they bitches gay good for them good for them#there will be more art like this#so if anyone dont like suggestive stuff look away#suggestive#my art
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okay let's go
1. Intimate stabbing
2. Outright obsession
I feel like I don't really have to prove this one, this is literally the whole show.
3. Confused pining
4. No one knows me like you do
"I've never known myself as well as I know myself when I'm with him"
"You wanted to be seen" "By you"
"He knew where to find me"
Again, literally the whole show.
5. Lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
Case closed.
#gay bitches#hannibal nbc#hannibal insights#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham#murder husbands#hanniblogging#cosmicloveaffair1111
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I hired this alligator to guilt you into giving trans people money this june
#im obsessed with her and she so might as well draw the bitch again#might do a less cynical one with her in a bit#i fought tooth and nail to get this to work tho bcgdfsbvcdf#gay#pride#trans#furry
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you need to answer "smash or pass" polls as if you're bisexual even if you're not bisexual otherwise what's the point!!!!
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I was a low verbal autistic kid that used plushies to communicate with people, and boy howdy did teachers/adults in general not like that past a certain age. Jokes on u fukkos, cool people absolutely adore seeing plushies just hangin out
#peep peep bitch#his ass does smell like gin tho#the gays are messy#literally#stop spillin ur drinks on me#shits expensive and wet#anywho#my art#autism
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AGATHA HARKNESS & RIO VIDAL Agatha All Along, 1.04 If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You
#agatha all along#rio vidal#agatha harkness#marvel#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#dailymarvelstudios#dailymarvelgifs#dailyavengers#tvedit#marveledit#mcuedit#marvelgifs#marveldaily#userholtz#gay#lgbtq#mcu#dailymarvelqueens#usergay#*#gifs*#gifs#is hair pulling a ... kink for them? / hair brushing ??#anyway im obsessed#this scene was a bitch to color#cant believe agatha tried to kiss her two times#also she was so hopeful her son had somehow found her ugh my heart
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