#these are so badass!

[lilislegacy]

percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod

literally everyone else’s view of percy:

[anistarrose]

[Image description: brightly colored digital art of Owl House characters casting spells. The first image shows Gus in his Hexside uniform, drawing a blue spell circle and smiling at the viewer, revealing small fangs. The background is blue.

The second image shows Amity and Willow standing back to back and smiling, also depicted with small fangs. Amity's hair is still green, and Willow has one eye glowing bright green. The background is pink.

Last is Luz and Eda, also back to back and grinning as they hold up glyphs between their fingers. Luz's glyph glows pink and Eda's glyph glows red, with an orange background. End description.]

some cool witches over here

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

…So about that leg pouch

[ditzybat]

tim: nah man, i stay away from drugs, last time i touched that stuff i killed someone

jason: you… killed someone?

tim: i mean, she was resuscitated after and definitely set it up so i would kill her (i think), but you know it’s the principle of the matter right?

jason: that’s an original experience i fear

[chloesimaginationthings]

Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF

[seren-dipitous-art]

Jason, edgelord since day one. Who also happens to read classic literature. Wearing leather even in medieval times because of course he is. Don’t ask me how he got those soles on his boots.

Still to come are yet more bats who can’t sit straight.

[randombook4idk]

some fandoms need to see this

[avi-mation]

When god looks at you, and asks “Technoblade…….. why man?”

[jameszmaguire]

I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?

[datcravat]

In the name of Hades, I'll punish you!

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was talking to a coworker recently and offhandedly said I wasn’t exactly competent at a lot of things. He reared back in obvious visceral disagreement that made me stop midsentence.

“What do you mean you’re not competent?”

“I guess I mean compared to the people I’m surrounded by? I’m not very handy, I guess.”

He looked baffled.

I tried to illuminate with a story. So at the sex shop we needed to vacuum every night, right? But one time after my days off I could tell the carpets hadn’t been vacuumed since I last saw them. I asked the other girls why not. It turned out that the screw that held the handle on the vacuum had been stripped and it wouldn’t stay in. Why was that down to a single screw? Bad design.

So any attempt to vacuum meant the handle just popped off when the screw jumped ship. I looked over the vacuum. I found a junk drawer. I found the biggest screw I could that still fit in the hole wrapped it in tape to bulk it out. Then I shoved/screwed it in place. Then I duct taped the opening so that fucker couldn’t pop out. Voila, a working handle.

The other girls were utterly delighted that I’d fixed the vacuum but I was painfully aware that my solution was neither elegant nor long term.

My coworker listened. Finally he said, “I think being competent just means you have the ability to learn a skill you lack, and you can do that. Your solution worked, and you were the one that tried to fix the problem.”

I digested that and agreed, but admitted any new skill learned would prompt me to be a huge baby about it.

[nyoomtofu]

you see how it is. its max against mclaren. max against the FIA. hell, max against his own team. and what's he doing through all of it? getting addicted to minecraft. he truly is a gift to this world. never change babygirl

[luminousstardust]

this staging has me gnawing at my enclosure because being possessed and standing against your party in general sucks but BEING PHYSICALLY SEPARATED FROM THEM????? THE WEB IN THE BACKGROUND AND AIMEE IN THE CENTER???????

[hellsitegenetics]

would you perhaps do the Danny Phantom opening theme?

https://dannyphantom.fandom.com/wiki/Danny_Phantom_Opening

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[torgawl]

nothing can take the smile out of my face today

[prestidigitated]

ranboo as deadpool cuz moonzy said so