#there was also flight attendant

[n4c9s-blog]

I may have sent an ask already, and I'm sorry to bother you again if I have (shitty memory, I apologize)

random ask for ya: what did you want to be as a kid?

No worries! I *also* have a shitty memory so it's all good!💚

I think I wanted to be a cowboy (like just for the horses lmao). But then I wanted to be a scientist so I could "create Pokemon"

[lucy-moderatz]

I prefer to remain anonymous.

[housecow]

thinking about how i can’t even cross my arms normally anymore because of how big both my chest and arms are getting

[vicioux]

hotel modern au sequel to the tybw ichihime chibis holding hands

[otrtbs]

flight attendant had an extreme panic attack during extreme turbulence on my flight ,,,, and she’s okay now!!!! but i do very much feel like i’ve also been hunted for sport

[morganski-19]

I don't have much to add about last night's episode, but I will share this text conversation I had with my mother, who also watches the show, last night.

For context, this was in the last five minutes when the copilot had his heart attack

Mom: Why are the flight attendants of no use on this plane?

Mom: They could be doing CPR! They should be trained for that

Me: Dramatic effect

[nlghtosphere]

somebody plz help me… im afraid i cooked up too large a concept for just one mind to contain: flight attendant chloe introducing OL nadine to the mile high club

[lesquatrechevrons]

in Italian we say “there’s no twice without a third (time)” and let me tell you— [FOGHORN NOISES]

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

Eliot annoyed that Hardison didn't show up for the recon

"Idiots." Eliot whispers after Nate and Sophie find cuffs and whips in a lost and found luggage.

"Second class citizen, I'm in coach." Eliot says as he walks onto the plane.

Pinches the bridge of his nose as Parker does the safety protocols for an airplane.

The struggle of being exasperated 100% of the time is real.

Forget about Eliot's grumpiness! It's all about his exasperation and annoyance.

[bogkeep]

gendered correctly?!??!? at the airport

[trvlsn]

playing ace attorney means thinking "damn, i like this game, but what is it with the cleavage in women's clothing here, why are they doing this" and then you see shi long lang and you're like "oh! nevermind, not just the women"

[girlcockholmes]

SOMEONE ANSWER ME QUICK POLL OR REPLY IS IT WEIRD IF I GIVE A CUTE FLIGHT ATTENDANT MY NUMBER ON A NAPKIN AS I EXIT THE PLANE

[aenslem]

MIRANDA CROFT | THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[musclesandhammering]

People Loki canonically had A Thing™️ with (according to me):

-Sif (the series composer lowkey confirmed they had a night together before the hair cutting incident)

-Fandral (we all saw what we saw in T1)

-Theo Bell (I consider LWML to be partially canon & Loki having a thing with a human guy who he left on earth & was probably dead by the time he came back… definitely vibes w Loki’s attitude toward mortal lifespans in the movies.)

-The Grandmaster (no way he got out of gladiatorial slave duty just by telling jokes, plus the winky scene like come on now)

-the flight attendant from 1x1 (they were feeling each other so hard. & he told her he’d see her again)

-Lorelei (best one on the list tbh. She escaped using his secret pathways. She’s an enchantress that’s not his multiversal twin & is actually rly interesting. It’s all there.)

-Amora (also from LWML. Yes she’s probably Lorelei’s sister. No idgaf. Sleeping with an ex situationship’s sister isn’t exactly smth I’d put past him)

-Sigurd (he doesn’t exist in the mcu but the chemistry in AoA was so strong it’s transcended mediums. He’s Loki’s ex in the mcu, they just haven’t mentioned him yet shhhh)

[pissedpupp]

guys AIRPLANE OMO?

im on a trip right now and had a two hr flight, a layover, and another two hour flight and i was just thinking about all the different possibilities. like, i use crutches and they're really hard to use in the thin aisle of a plane so my only chance to pee was on my layover and just think of the possibilities

like what if i didnt get to pee on my layover? and what if my partner was on this trip with me, and didnt let me go on my layover? what if xe kept me nice and hydrated til i pissed my pants in my seat, only for everyone to see when we deboard the plane, we sit in the very front after all

[completeoveranalysis]

DouWata but they're 2 complete strangers stuck sitting next to each other on a 16-hour long flight ✈️

This sounds like the PERFECT premise for an AU fanfic. I would DEVOUR that.