#there is no incorrect cecil

[creatorofthemind]

This tumblr sexyman thing is great. I get to see so many new Cecil concepts. Things I've seen so far consist of: just some guy, just some guy, but now he has three eyes, handsome man, handsome man with three eyes, oh god the eighties threw up on him (derogatory), oh god the eighties threw up on him (affectionate), shadow man, that's just a bunch of eyes on a human body, that's just a bunch of eyes, and a very large eye. Add on any I missed.

[freddie-77-ao3]

cecil: i had kind of a bumpy childhood because of how rebellious I was nico: strict parents? cecil: strict will

[iamrizaka]

Cecil: What would you do if Nico became a snake?

Will, knowing something is off: Why is he a snake?

Cecil: Let's say, Lou Ellen turned him.

Will: I will let him bite and poison both of you before praying to Hecate to turn him back.

Nico the Snake: *has a love-struck expression*

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Nico: how does one turn their emotions off?

Lou Ellen: ok so first go to settings

Cecil: emotions not emojis you idiot

Nico: no no keep going, im still willing to try this. im at settings, what you do next?

Will: exit settings and go to THERAPY

[beuatifulbuttercup]

Nico: Cecil always accuses me of having a favorite but that’s not true. Nico: I love Will and all the not-Will s equally.

Cecil: So, are you two friends? Lou Ellen: Yes. Nico: No.

Lou Ellen: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Will : Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Lou Ellen: Okay yeah thanks Will , that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING SPELL KIT?

Lou Ellen: Truth or dare? Nico: Truth Lou Ellen: Do you- Will : I dare you to kiss me. Nico: *kisses Will * Lou Ellen, to Cecil: They said “truth”, right?

[videokilledtheradiohost]

Cecil: I love you, babe.

Carlos: I love you too, sweetie.

Cecil: My little tortoise.

Carlos: My honey-voiced honey.

Cecil: My little panda bear.

Carlos, panicking: My, uh...Manhattan Project.

Cecil:

Carlos: I-

Cecil, genuinely touched: oh my god that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me-

[shuutingstar]

look who’s bored again. me, i am. have some pjo side character incorrect quotes because i love them so much.

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Paolo: what does “Take Out” mean?

Connor: Food.

Valentina: Dating.

Laurel and Holly: Murder.

Sherman: all three if you’re not a coward!

Connor: Me and Malcolm were playing Scrabble and it was a nightmare.

Juniper: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Connor: Not when you’re playing with Malcolm. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Mitchell: you’re petty.

Drew: you mispronounced ‘pretty’ but okay.

Ellis: crushes are the worst!

Cecil: yeah, whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Ellis: pfft you’re always stupid.

Cecil: yeahhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Ellis:

Travis: if we put Luke, Thalia and Annabeth in a room, who do you think would come out crying first?

Connor: the room.

Jake: did you hear? Luke was almost hit by an arrow in training today!

Michael: I know. He was faster than I thought.

Jake:

Michael: don’t worry, I’ll get him next time.

Malcolm: gods, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done!

Drew: aren’t you dating Connor?

Connor: that was uncalled for!

Mitchell: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Clovis: Explain.

Mitchell: eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.

Clovis: you do know you would have a lifespan of about a week?

Mitchell: another highlight.

Katie: did you know cereal is basically cold breakfast soup?

Connor: *drops cereal bowl*

Travis: STOP SCARING THE KIDS KATIE!

Laurel: the risk I took was carefully calculated.

Billie and Damien: WE ALMOST DIED!

Laurel: I never said I was good at maths.

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

carlos: cecil, sweetie, i just think that i have to keep my last name when we get married because all of my important scientific papers are tied to it

cecil: that's okay, carlos, pookie, i completely understand

cecil, internally: he has a last name??

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[algenica]

boo another dump

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: What is love?

Caitlyn: An emotional minefield.

Heimerdinger: A neurochemical reaction.

Ezreal: Baby don't hurt me.

[thethirdmaulertwin]

🫶🫶

[freddie-77-ao3]

will: *showing cecil a pic of nico wearing a ring and looking fab* he said yes!!! cecil: Said yes to what? What was the question? will: Will you marry me? cecil: ??? no

[ace-writer-lani]

Nico: Wait, so let me get this straight-

Cecil: HA! Straight

Nico: Shut up

Cecil: Rude

Nico: Anyways, New York City is in New York, right?

Will: Yeah

Nico: Oklahoma City is in Oklahoma

Will: Uh-huh

Nico: And Indianapolis is in Indiana

Will: Correct

Nico: ...so then why the fuck is Kansas City in fucking Missouri?

Will: It just...is?

Lou Ellen: You didn't know that? I thought you traveled all over the world

Nico: That doesn't mean I took a fucking geography class about your stupid American cities with names that make no sense-

[rueisblue]

Nico: so they aren’t dating?

Will: no what would give you that impression?

Lou Ellen who has her legs swung over Cecil’s lap, one arm wrapped around his shoulder, the other holding his free hand as he writes something down:

Nico: oh I don’t know…

[symphony-calamity]

Cecil: So I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry...

Kevin: It’s not a rivalry, you just hate me.

Cecil: ...

Kevin: And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.