#there is no heterosexual explanation to this
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I try to come up with heterosexual explanations for hilson scenes in case I’m delusional but then you casually drop something like this and BOOM! it’s almost like they made sure we thought they were involved.
they cut this scene from the pilot because it was too gay!!!!!! too explicit!!!!! stop looking at each other like that!! stop playing soft and heartfelt music!!!!
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There's no heterosexual explanation for this.
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Slow dance with you.
Now this is crazy with no heterosexual explanation. Told yall this would be my fruitiest art 😩
Oh and I think Espio should run !
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sth#espio the chameleon#silver the hedgehog#espilver#sir galahad#satbk sir lancelot#satbk#satbk sir galahad#satbk king arthur#since their there in the end yk#Therye dancing out in the woods with no one to disturb them! or at least they thought-#gone gay not clickbait#inserted some dadow in there teehee#WHERE ARE THOSE EYES LOOKING AT SIR??? WHAT IS THAT#these losers are queer if this wasnt obvious#my hands hurt-#ignore the many tags i like to yap#i suck at titles so I took it from a youtube video I found JWSHSJDJDJ#WTF DO YOU MEAN I TOOK 7 HOURS WITH THIS???
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What do you think the idea of Paul’s sexuality shifted from / to? Do you think there’s been a shift from thinking straight to bi?
Genuinely asking, I can never tell what the popular opinion is!
Maybe I'm completely wrong here, but my impression when I joined bug tumblr was that there was no consensus re:Paul's sexuality. It was an open debate and most opinions were seen as valid even if there was disagreement.
At some point, there started to be weird backlash against the concept of Paul being straight – it was seen as "defending" his heterosexuality (rather than defending the concept of taking people at their word in general?), as an inherently "lame stance" (rather than a conclusion one could draw about him like any other), or even directly called homophobic because it opposed the idea of "two men being unapologetically into each other" (no matter how much people actually tried to explain why they thought the way they did).
"No hetero explanation for this" used to be kind of a joke but it isn't much anymore – and it's certainly not actually an invitation to provide an alternative reading of stuff (which is why I find it incredibly frustrating).
Now, it appears to be deeply unpopular to simply say "the things Paul has said about himself ring true to me". Maybe it's not actually the majority opinion that Paul was definitely not straight, but voicing any other stance is definitely rare at this point.
#also. be honest. would you care if it werent for mclennon#anyways#ask#anon#paul speculation#discourse
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Didn’t realize it before but the explanation to girlfriend, not just a fun lyrics but also that gay people can’t live openly so they are in heterosexual relationships. That lyrics has deeper meaning.
So much to unpack from that interview. That’s why it is so important to let artists talk about their art and that person did really good in asking engaging questions and Omar in being transparent and passionate about things he cares about the most. That’s how you do promo. It was a lovely read for us fans because we learned a few things like the deeper meaning of girlfriend and for new fans who will discover an artist who deeply cares about his fanbase and tries to be always true to his words.
This part broke my heart because I have seen some nasty comments about his tweets.
More interviews like that please.
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Sometimes I feel like fanon Jarlaxle is a bit exaggerated. And then I re-read canon an realise he is just like that.
But also, Entreri is the one saying Jarlaxle looks good here, Jarlaxle is just confirming his eyes works. There is absolutely no heterosexual explanation, and I wish they would have run with it.
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You're free. You're free, my friend.
#a bit sad i didnt get the bitbeofre in this clip but then the set wouldve been too long probably#i think this is my last separate clip#and it was already colored!#esca mac cunoval#esca#marcus flavius aquila#marcus aquila#the eagle 2011#the eagle#eagle gifs#my gifs#channing tatum#jamie bell#escus#marcus/esca#esca/marcus#the eagle of the ninth#there is no heterosexual explanation to this#elvengifs
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i swear to fuck moby dick is so fucking gay. like i thought the great gatsby was gay. but this fucking book. i swear to god. what.
#i had no idea#WHY DOES HE KEEP COMPARING THIS RELATIONSHIP TO THAT OF A MAN AND WIFE#HE DOESNT HAVE TO DO THAT#WHY ARE THEY LITERALLY IN LOVE??????#YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS WITH ME RIGHT NOW#THIS IS LIKE CHAPTER 6#IVE BARELY FUCKING STARTED#THEY ARE FAGGING IT UP SO EARLY#look man im not homophobic or anything but you could at least pretend. seriously dude.#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY STAYED UP ALL NIGHT SITTING IN THIS FUCKING BED TALKING AND LAUGHING AND CUDDLING#THAT IS GAY AS SHIT#THERE IS NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION TO THIS#IM NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING MAN HOW DO THE HETEROSEXUALS EXPLAIN THIS?#LIKE HE LITERALLY SAYS “well be married”#HES HOLDING HIM LIKE A MAN HOLDS A WIFE IN THEIR HONEYMOON-LIKE BED YOU CANNOT BE I MEAN CMON#they couldnt make this gayer if i tried#who needs heartstopper?#three pigeons in a trench coat
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OH MY FUCKING COD!!!
#pearlina#splatoon 3#side order#pearl#marina#THESE TWO ARE SO GAY WTF#splatoon#side order spoilers#gay cephalopods#there is absolutely#no heterosexual explanation#for having a wallpaper like THAT
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I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?
#LIKE??? PEARL YOU CANT SAY THAT#THIS GAME IS RATED E 10+#genuinely what is the heterosexual explanation for this. its not a joke anymore im actually begging how do they expect us to interpret this#pearlina#side order#splatoon 3#side order spoilers#splatoon side order#pansy rambling again#splatoon
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Regular Abyssal Hunter downtime activities
#Sorry I haven't posted in ages!#I didn't die my spirit was just wrung out completely leaving me an empty ruined husk#What is the heterosexual explanation for the whole Abyssal Hunter situation#I survived grad school but I came back Wrong#I still know very little about AK but I have read some short stories and now my hollow soul has been filled with AK content#More to come#I want to draw more debauched stuff actually#pixel#digital art#pixel art#artists on tumblr#arknights#art#Skadi#Specter#Andreanna#Alt version later perhaps?
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Eloise .exe has stopped working
#no heterosexual explanation for phrasing the question that way#or Eloise's reaction#watch me continue with my delulu about these two#creloise#eloise bridgerton#cressida cowper#we could have had it aaaaaall#eloise you walnut
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the ragdoll is a lesbian: my little dumb personal compilation
#the amazing digital circus#amazing digital circus#tadc#buttonblossom#harlequilt#pomni x ragatha#ragapom#ragatha x pomni#ragatha#pomni#tadc spoilers#tadc episode 2#there's no gotdang heterosexual explanation for anything she does I swear#also forgive me for writing all over the thing. lmao#can't believe I forgot to point out the wrist flick. omfg#fun video attachment
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So anyway, I did Alhaitham’s story quest today
#alhaitham: mentally picking out a cute house for him#or how he would take him on walks#finally some fucking quiet#genshin impact#genshin#gi#kavetham#haikaveh#haikavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#and they were roommates#there was literally zero heterosexual explanation for that whole exchange#im clinically insane
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This entire scene is just them fucking in their own fucked up way.
They were having sex in this scene! I don't care what other people say they were having sex!
There is no heterosexual explanation for why he smiled like that!
- Mod 2
#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#loganpool#logan x wade#wade wilson#honda odyssey#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#there were fucking#mod 2 rambles#mod 2 shitposts#gay#just two guys being dudes#logan james howlett
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