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I realized that actually nothing stops me from accepting a fanfic as a new canon as it is better than actual canon. Like both are fiction. One was written by a terf and the other by a person with empathy, who is most likely queer, with much better writing skill, plot and letting the two boys destined to be together help each other out and learn from one another, be there for one another.
Why would I read a terf book when I can read a gay book and replace the “canon” with it.
#no one can stop me#Drarry#Harry Potter#Draco Malfoy#gay#fanfiction#also I can easily bind the fics I like#then they’re books#turn#running on air#it was all just a game#a big black Sky#all our secrets laid bare#what we pretend we can’t see#temptation on the Warfront
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hi. what do you mean
#snufkin#I’m very sorry that your friend has decided you need pronouns.#you’re right. you don’t.#the library has OG Moomin comics for some reason they’re very tattered and deliciously smelly#and sometimes I look at them while the children are eating the other books.#you’re getting such an insight into my Saturdays we start with pickling onions at dawn and then we’re at the library seeing WHATS UP#I’m gonna pin this what a great conversation good job boys
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Fiddleford Appreciation Post!
(Can you tell that he’s my favorite character?)
#ford too they’re both dear to me#gravity falls#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may dixon#fiddauthor#book of bill
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The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT
#it’s not that they don’t have the other two it’s that they all had their smarts privileges revoked#Annabeth lost her street smarts and common sense privileges when she tried to buy all that candy with only $200#Percy lost his common sense and book smarts privileges when he couldn’t figure out he was a son of Poseidon after using literal water powers#grover lost his book smarts and street smarts privileges after trying to reason with Medusa and a cop respectively#they’re all my children tho#don’t worry they’ll get their privileges back#eventually#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#percy jackson tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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Ship so good when one of them is scared as fuck
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“He’s sped up my mind when it’s sluggish, and calmed it down when im anxious.”
I’m so normal about them
#billford#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#stanford pines#mayhaps they’re lovers#bill cipher the freak you are…#artists on tumblr#toxic old men yaoi
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MEDUSA WASN’T A MONSTER BECAUSE SHE HAD SNAKES FOR HAIR BUT BECAUSE SHE HURT PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T DESERVE IT LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
#not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster!!!!!#they’re not just sticking to the core theme of the books; they’re ENHANCING the message!!!#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson disney+#disney percy jackson#disney pjo#rick riordan#medusa#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians
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Projecting my PCOS enhanced period cramps on to my human Bill Cipher.
#bill ci the triangle guy#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#human bill cipher#the book of bill#gravity falls#human bill design#pcos#pcosawareness#period cramps#they’re killing me#please end my suffering
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Leo. Genuine question. How much time did you spend staring at Jason’s lips to figure that one out?
#‘my best friend has a specific tic where you can tell his mood by how his lips twitch. I know this because I stare at his mouth a lot’#these books really do try to be heterosexual#but they’re really really terrible at it actually#valgrace#leo valdez#jason grace#leo x jason#jason x leo#heroes of olympus#hoo#house of hades#hoh
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if u think about it, Aaron being the one to kill drake but it only being possible because Neil brought a heavy racquet to thanksgiving is kinda symbolic of how Aaron is going to fix their relationship but Neil made it possible by giving him the tools to do so (even lowkey against Aaron’s will lmao). Nora Sakavic ur mind, ugh
#stop saying these books are badly written when they’re chock full of huge and complex metaphors and symbolism#u just can’t suspend ur disbelief for two goddamn seconds#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#nora sakavic#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#twinyards
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The invisible and unbreakable-
#good omens#Aziraphale#Crowley#ineffable husbands#Aziracrow#the line#hook#despair#they’ll be fine#i think#don’t worry they’re just bleeding ink#theyre book characters#procreate#digital art#my art
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Opening up Tumblr today got me like:
Full on twst bomb 🤯 (I ain’t complaining tho)
I am LOVING Leona’s new sprite 👀👀👀 He keeps showing his forehead as of late, you know what that means
Still not exactly sure what’s going on in his dream, but OUGH does he look good 🤭
#JP server’s December schedule tho?!?!#they’re really churning out the book 7 updates damn#we’re getting housewarden cater!! and he looks cunty asf!!!#I can’t wait to hopefully see him break down and cry in his groovy!! 😃#and liongarb Deuce I’m-#his biceps 😳#I’m so screwed when all these book 7 ssrs come out on en#they all look so good I want them all ☹️☹️#twst spoilers#twst book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland#twst#twst meme#twst shitpost#leona kingscholar#rook hunt#deuce spade#cater diamond
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VI; six for the truth above solace in lies
#remember that post that was like ‘i started reading the bone books’#well#i’ve read them all and i’m in for round 2#because i have many many problems#anyway! here are some necromancers and cavaliers#im starting with the sixth house bc they’re my favourites#camilla hect i am free on thursday etc#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#sixth house#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt#the locked tomb fanart#gideon the ninth fanart#art
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stupidest concept ever i love it
#deltarune#spamton#sock art#spamton deltarune#spamton g spamton#bill cipher#gravity falls#book of bill#i like to think that because spamton doesn’t exactly have a soul his consciousness has nowhere else to go#so they’re stuck together#you chose this bill#you chose this#mabel voice: bill spamton…. bampton
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crow profiles
#cards I put in the book orders for fun :)#they’re made so that the canon couples can look at each other#this honestly might be my favorite inej#six of crows#six of crows fanart#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#nina zenik#matthias helvar#wylan van eck#wylan hendriks#soc fanart#soc#grishaverse#grishaverse fanart#crooked kingdom#kanej#helnik#wesper
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I see your “Bill and Ford go to therapy together” and I raise you “Ford being the therapist”
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#axolotl gf#Ford finds out being an overachiever backfires immensely#he’s there via axolotl so that he can atone for his crimes#if he gets Bill to improve enough to be ready for reincarnation hes exempt from being arrested and his crimes get thrown out#bills cuffs are like those retractable leashes on dogs#if he misbehaved they reign them in a bit more#theraprism workers dress in axolotl colors#the orbs aren’t cause…they’re orbs#this will result in many fights but axolotl really has no other options#this was so fun to color you have no idea#also had fun trying to make a inter dimensional therapists office#idk what the inside of the Theraprism looks like and I didn’t want it to be boring so I made the inside look like the outside
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