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Maybe if I were less like me people would like me more
#im now self conscious about falling asleep in public#ty fucking assholes 🖕🖕#they woke me up by kicking me#then proceed to laugh at me#i was so confused#when i catched up i just felt so embarrassed#FOR SNORING#SOMETHING EVERYONE DOES#ITS A NATURAL THING YOU BITCHES#anyways#i had to be in self time out for like half an hour to calm down#but its okay#since i am one of the smart students i dont have feelings#and it doesnt matter whatever you say to me#ill always bounce back#yay#vent
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"Sure Raphael, I'll give you the crown, if you agree to read me a bedtime story..."
Art by @oniishi (Thank you so much again! Go check them out ❤)
#*Raphael proceeds to read to Tav with a mildly threatening tone*#*Tav is not sure this was a good idea*#raphael#raphael bg3#bg3 raphael#raphael the cambion#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#bg3 tav#tav#my tav#nox my sweet#get out of there it's not safe#when I first heard this I couldn't stop laughing because he sounds like he's threatening me#great work#andrew wincott
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there is nothing i love more than the way hecate dotes over melinoe
#“stop calling me your mother”#(proceeds to ask after her everytime she comes home)#(goes out of her way to make her laugh)#(repeatedly looks after her)#okay.#hecate#melinoe#hades 2#hades game
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note how if i have an opinion about something, i'll tag it as discourse? very demure. very mindful. i don't go clogging up x reader tags just so i can gain more exposure and ragebait more people! very cutsey, very modest. i also block people who make content i don't like instead of sending anon hate! very classy. very considerate.
#“I HATE that jjk/gojo fanfiction tags are clogged with smut fics with no plot”#and then proceeds to clog the tags with discourse#don't make me laugh#and this is coming from someone who is writing a longfic series that probably won't have smut until like the last few chapters#which is like after at least 100k words#discourse#aashi yaps#this is the last time im going to talk about discourse and start blocking everyone who brings it on my feed
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That one post of Veldigun!Alex stealing back their voice from the foundation through Toon Lankmann is such a hilarious mental image like HUH
Anyway quote i found that just fits that
#dreams of an insomniac#doai#alex williams doai#doai sitcom au#herbert lankmann#like- the mental image of Alex taking the advertisement recordings and vacuuming™ them off of their sound#OR the literally stealing back their voice through an ACTUAL toon lankmann character it's just- idk i laughed so hard back then at that#anywah proceed to see me have an designing crisis over my veldigun alex design mostly through the horns
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Hey you guys know what's funny
In the og game, it's the love interests (and Luke) that constantly have to deal with the reality of one day losing MC. Some try not to think about it, banishing these thoughts out of their mind as to not grief them while they are still here. Others cling to the hope that maybe, somehow, through some miracle MC will become immortal and stay by their side forever
But no denial and no wishful thinking can change the fact that MC is still human with an oh so fleeting lifespan, especially when compared to a demon's, an angel's or that of an immortal
Meanwhile in Nightbringer, it's MC who is reminded with ever single night they stay in Cocytus Hall, every single word exchanged, every single glance stolen, every single second they spend in their presence that they can't stay. That one day, they'll have to return to their time and leave everyone here behind
They know this won't be forever, that once they return they'll find the same demons and angels they have longed to see again for so long
But they also know they will forever lose this version of them
#every single solobestie laughing in my face rn bc they never had to leave their man#anyway me working on the rewrite & filling it with nothing but angst: mmhhh that's nice and all but you know what's still missing?#more angst >:) *proceeds to write an entire scene about this*#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me luke#obey me simeon#obey me solomon
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I see no difference
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#spock#cats#all our yesterdays#spones#why are you doing this#why are you doing this cat meme#i went to cat video fest 2023 last night#the local revue theatre was showing it with ticket proceeds going to cat rescue#it was a lot of fun#this one made me laugh so hard and all i could think of was spock and mccoy#however I think I caught a bad cold from it#much like on sarpeidon
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I started reading A Marvellous Light and I'm already deeply invested in this poor bastard just having THE worst first day of his new desk job.
#and then things only proceed to get worse from there#a marvellous light#robin blyth#edwin courcey#PLEASE don't pay attention to my actual like. character design or anything. i started this yesterday because this scene made me laugh#i had to exorcise it before i could continue reading#so hair and clothing do not match the time period very well#also i have now read SIGNIFICANTLY more and my mental image of them has evolved#but c'est la vie it will work for a quick GO READ THIS BOOK doodle#go read this book#i am in love i can barely put it down long enough to slap colour on this#my art
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the way kimi looked at paul the entire video 🥹🥹 rewatching old videos of kimi and paul i genuinely believe that kimi wanted to be friends with paul so bad.. you can tell by the way he looked and laughed at paul.. PREMA AND MERCEDES YOU WILL ROT IN THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL
https://youtu.be/ff5ZMV0nefw?si=KpDrd_vzWD_7FYUi
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i will NEVER forgive them for splitting kimi and paul up. like you cant convince me that this isnt a love story about this lil bro who was in love with the blonde curly haired cutie in his academy….. (friends to enemies to lovers, i trust it will turn out well)
LIKE ? MAAM?? that look in your eyes is not a just-friends type of look…..
#'kimi you cant laugh now'#kimi: proceeds to laugh his ass off at every single thing paul says or does#the giggles kill me every time#i bet things are probs pretty awkward between them now and i haTE THAT#alsoooo kimis curls here aaaaaa#his hair looked so much curlier irl than it does in videos these days#asks!#anon!#anti prema & merc ???? jk jk#paul aron#kimi antonelli
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“I don’t need you.”
It sounded less grounded than the villain had wanted it to. It sounded like something someone had told them to say, and they were just repeating it with half hearted determination. They said it again, “I don’t need you.”
“No,” the hero agreed. They were grinning. “You don’t.”
The villain floundered. They, in all honesty, wanted a fight. To prove something, they supposed. That they really didn’t need the hero. That they weren’t in the wrong, here. “What?”
“I said,” the hero said slowly, and the beginnings of a grin curled at the edges of their mouth. “You don’t need me.”
“I don’t need you,” the villain repeated, and the hero nodded encouragingly. It just made the villain want to hit them.
The hero lounged against the doorframe, halfway in and halfway out of their apartment. And truly, that was the worst bit of it all—the hero wasn’t showing up outside the villain’s house, or driving by the villain’s work to see if they truly looked happier without them. But the villain was.
They wanted to scream, and kick, and throw plates onto the ground.
‘Leave me alone.’
But they couldn’t say that, because the hero had. They had cut contact and blocked numbers and ignored the villain’s car as it went by. Still, the villain felt haunted. As if they would never be clean of the hero, parts of their soul forever dirtied by it all.
The hero’s smile, and the way their voice sounded when they knew the villain would cave to their wishes.
They just wanted the hero to—
“Leave me alone.” It slipped out against their better judgement. From the way the hero’s grin widened, they knew it had been the worst thing they could have said.
“Darling, I have,” the hero said, their tone saccharine. Pitying. “You’re the one outside of my apartment.”
It felt like being burned alive, the frustration of it. The way it rose in their chest but had nowhere to go, leaving them shaking with nothing and everything trapped under their tongue.
“That’s not what I meant and you know that—“
“What, you miss me that bad? I thought you—“
“Shut up,” the villain snapped. The hero raised an eyebrow.
“It’s eating you alive, isn’t it?” They sounded pleased.
“It’s not,” the villain protested.
“I told you, you don’t need me.”
“I know,” the villain grit out.
“But you want me.”
Something in the villain’s brain stalled.
“Excuse me?”
“You don’t need me. You never have,” the hero said it like it was a fact. “You want me, though. Even as the sound of my name burns you, and the memory of me rots in your mouth, you’re going to want me.”
“You’re wrong.”
“Am I?” The hero’s voice dropped to a whisper. “You can go out to every bar in this city, kiss a hundred people who look like me and get just drunk enough to forget you’re not mine anymore—but you’re never going to stop missing me.”
The hero knew, of course they did, how hard the villain had tried to forget it entirely. The disaster they had become trying to be clean again.
“No matter how many shots you take to block out the memory of me, you’ll always be mine.”
“You’re insane,” the villain finally managed. The hero simply tipped their head to the side in acknowledgement. “That’s not-what’s wrong with you—“
“You’re the one who misses me.”
It stung, deep in the villain’s stomach. It took them too long to remember how to breathe—too long after that to think of what to say.
“If I’m lucky, I won’t ever have to see you again,” their voice quivered, slightly. “But knowing us, the next time we meet it will be in hell.”
The hero laughed and closed the door in their face.
The villain blocked them. Avoided the side of town the worked in. Moved three cities over.
It didn’t matter.
The villain could still feel the hero under their skin.
Later, whenever someone would ask, “Have you ever been haunted?”
The villain would think back to the hero.
And say, “Yes.”
#writing#writing community#creative writing#snippet#heroes and villains#angst#fic writing#ficlet#writblr#hero x villain#hero/villain#toxic hero#toxic relationship#emotional whump#hero whumper#yes this is inspired by chapel roan#toxic love#original writing#young writer#villain whumpee#sorry guys I’ve been busy being sapphic#and with graduating and prom and finals and bleh#everything after this is just me being desperately poetic so proceed with caution#yes it is possible to go find a tiny fruit stand and sit on the shore of the river and eat them together#and yes you both can laugh and wade into the water and she can hold your hand because you’re barefoot and she’s in sandals#and the rocks hurt#and you pick the best ones to give to her and propose marriage every time#and yes she says yes every time and finds rocks to give to you too#and yes she can make a playlist of your favorite music specifically for when your in her car#sorry yall im down bad
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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted
#marvel rivals#snap chats#AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M#NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it#Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you#and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB#AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed#LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me#AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss#its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie#she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS#‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES#i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn#we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that#i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms#i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh#anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke#again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain
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Same person that said your art style scratches the inside of my head (I used the wrong your in the original ask smh)
I wanted to also say how much I love how you draw Shuichi <3 It's perfect, people have already complimented how you draw Kokichi (perfect, as well) so I thought how you draw Shuichi deserves some love as well
ive been looking through my drawing folders and have come to the conclusion that your definition of "perfect shuichi" equals to "stressed out of his mind", which i find hilarious /lh
i fucking love shuichi i find him to be such a compelling character. *puts this in your pocket when you're not looking*
#hate his hair too btw#i love this bitch he's so stupid#and also a really nuanced interesting character blah blah blah HES SILLY#im not that comfy with how i potray “shuchi vibes” yet! “quiet and subtle” are things im currently still learning to incorporate in my draws#which makes me honored you think its anywhere near perfect?? wowza! im glad ;u; ill only get better from here!!#*proceeds to draw ooc sassy shuichi* /j#Shuichi Saihara#saihara shuichi#drv3#dr shuichi#i DID notice the wrong “you're” and it took a lot of effort to not fall into my “uhm actually ways” /lh#but now that YOU'VE brought it up... *points and laughs at you because you made an inconsequential and irrelevant spelling mistake* /j#jk mistakes happen mate!! plus you're on anon nobody has to knowwwww#ask maiora#maiora draws#eyestrain
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me @ aventurine
"can i try rizzing you up?"
"sure."
"please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please"
#one chance aventurine#give me one chance 😭🙏#aventurine#hsr#lets face it he will not say sure#he will laugh and watch me fail#and then proceed to rizz me up without even doing anything#he'll be just be standing 🧍♂️#and ill be down bad
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Is there any media that's left a lasting impact on you?
So I’m going to give two answers, one the obvious, and another bonus answer for variety’s sake :3
Pmd explorers has possibly had the greatest lasting impact on me that any piece of media ever has. As my introduction to pokemon, I felt like I was playing partly as Hero would’ve experienced it—with absolutely no idea what to expect, and no background knowledge of anything. But the way it quickly changed from “heehee creature adventure :3” to “what does it truly mean to live and how can you shine as brightly as you can, even in the face of oblivion?” caught me quite off guard. It really made me start to think about how I could try to make the most of my life, how people’s actions can be hugely shaped by their situations, and how you really can’t take even the most simple of things for granted. I played this at 12 y/o during an otherwise very disruptive/isolated time in my life, so I’m not sure if that’s partly why my brain latched onto this as much as it did, but I genuinely felt like it helped me get through it. Whenever I felt weak or powerless back then, I found inspiration from how strong hero, partner, and grovyle had to be to get through everything, and it felt like it made coping just a bit easier. Fast forward to a much better time in my life, and it’s helped me find a wonderful, incredibly talented online community and friends, and I have an absolute blast being able to interact with you guys and see your takes on the series!
The other piece of media that had a lasting impact was Allie Brosh’s book Hyperbole and a Half. I hadn’t known before reading it, but she actually had a blog of the same name around the early 2010s, where she’d post her funny comics and stories. The part that had the most impact on me was actually her iconic ‘poorly drawn’ MS paint kind of style. It made me realize that you don’t necessarily have to make professional quality art to make something worth seeing. This inspired me not only to start posting my own doodles and stuff online, but also changed my approach when dealing with a lot of daunting things. Whenever I feel like I’m not good enough/skilled enough to try something, I remember how popular her stuff was, despite looking ‘low quality,’ and it reminds me that doing something low quality is better than not doing it at all!
#billycorn#thanks for the ask!#Dang went on for way longer than I intended lol#Yeah as anyone who’s looked at this blog ever knows I am very Normal about explorers#And I really do love getting to talk about the series with other people and see/read all the wonderful stuff they make!#Absolutely NO ONE I know irl seems to care about pmd#Even my friends that are/were pokemon fans just didn’t seem into it for some reason#So coming on tumblr and seeing people still talking about it 10+ years later was absolutely fantastic#Bc I spent those 10+ years just internally obsessing with no outlet lol#Also if you ever wanna check out Brosh’s books (she has 2 now) I definitely recommend#Her stories are largely unrelated (especially in the first one) but they always make me laugh out loud#Although sometimes there are some rather heavy topics discussed so maybe proceed with caution
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What are your faves doing when you show them that comparability chart that says you’re not perfect together?
#I know Bakugou is calling it fucking nonsense#kunigami thinks it’s nonsense like Bakugou too#sanemi doesn’t even understand why I bothered doing it#Kirishima is actually upset that it said we’re a disaster ‘you don’t think we’re a disaster tho babe do you?’🥺🥺🥺#yuuji is making up the longest list of reasons why we are compatible#Shindou is laughing and posting it on his socials because he thinks it’s hilarious#Oliver says something dumb like ‘I have a dick you have a pussy what’s not compatible?’#Chigiri proceeds to spend the next hour comforting me while simultaneously thinking I’m stupid for even believing it
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Lol roman so desperate for approval. he always has the coolest pants though
#roman roy#succession#i hate him#that YouTube comment always makes me laugh out loud when i read it for some reason#the comment ever#proceed to cut his pants out of the picture#it was intentional
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