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Maybe if I were less like me people would like me more
#im now self conscious about falling asleep in public#ty fucking assholes 🖕🖕#they woke me up by kicking me#then proceed to laugh at me#i was so confused#when i catched up i just felt so embarrassed#FOR SNORING#SOMETHING EVERYONE DOES#ITS A NATURAL THING YOU BITCHES#anyways#i had to be in self time out for like half an hour to calm down#but its okay#since i am one of the smart students i dont have feelings#and it doesnt matter whatever you say to me#ill always bounce back#yay#vent
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"Sure Raphael, I'll give you the crown, if you agree to read me a bedtime story..."
Art by @oniishi (Thank you so much again! Go check them out ❤)
#*Raphael proceeds to read to Tav with a mildly threatening tone*#*Tav is not sure this was a good idea*#raphael#raphael bg3#bg3 raphael#raphael the cambion#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#bg3 tav#tav#my tav#nox my sweet#get out of there it's not safe#when I first heard this I couldn't stop laughing because he sounds like he's threatening me#great work#andrew wincott
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there is nothing i love more than the way hecate dotes over melinoe
#“stop calling me your mother”#(proceeds to ask after her everytime she comes home)#(goes out of her way to make her laugh)#(repeatedly looks after her)#okay.#hecate#melinoe#hades 2#hades game
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That one post of Veldigun!Alex stealing back their voice from the foundation through Toon Lankmann is such a hilarious mental image like HUH
Anyway quote i found that just fits that
#dreams of an insomniac#doai#alex williams doai#doai sitcom au#herbert lankmann#like- the mental image of Alex taking the advertisement recordings and vacuuming™ them off of their sound#OR the literally stealing back their voice through an ACTUAL toon lankmann character it's just- idk i laughed so hard back then at that#anywah proceed to see me have an designing crisis over my veldigun alex design mostly through the horns
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Hey you guys know what's funny
In the og game, it's the love interests (and Luke) that constantly have to deal with the reality of one day losing MC. Some try not to think about it, banishing these thoughts out of their mind as to not grief them while they are still here. Others cling to the hope that maybe, somehow, through some miracle MC will become immortal and stay by their side forever
But no denial and no wishful thinking can change the fact that MC is still human with an oh so fleeting lifespan, especially when compared to a demon's, an angel's or that of an immortal
Meanwhile in Nightbringer, it's MC who is reminded with ever single night they stay in Cocytus Hall, every single word exchanged, every single glance stolen, every single second they spend in their presence that they can't stay. That one day, they'll have to return to their time and leave everyone here behind
They know this won't be forever, that once they return they'll find the same demons and angels they have longed to see again for so long
But they also know they will forever lose this version of them
#every single solobestie laughing in my face rn bc they never had to leave their man#anyway me working on the rewrite & filling it with nothing but angst: mmhhh that's nice and all but you know what's still missing?#more angst >:) *proceeds to write an entire scene about this*#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me luke#obey me simeon#obey me solomon
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I see no difference
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#spock#cats#all our yesterdays#spones#why are you doing this#why are you doing this cat meme#i went to cat video fest 2023 last night#the local revue theatre was showing it with ticket proceeds going to cat rescue#it was a lot of fun#this one made me laugh so hard and all i could think of was spock and mccoy#however I think I caught a bad cold from it#much like on sarpeidon
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I started reading A Marvellous Light and I'm already deeply invested in this poor bastard just having THE worst first day of his new desk job.
#and then things only proceed to get worse from there#a marvellous light#robin blyth#edwin courcey#PLEASE don't pay attention to my actual like. character design or anything. i started this yesterday because this scene made me laugh#i had to exorcise it before i could continue reading#so hair and clothing do not match the time period very well#also i have now read SIGNIFICANTLY more and my mental image of them has evolved#but c'est la vie it will work for a quick GO READ THIS BOOK doodle#go read this book#i am in love i can barely put it down long enough to slap colour on this#my art
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the way kimi looked at paul the entire video 🥹🥹 rewatching old videos of kimi and paul i genuinely believe that kimi wanted to be friends with paul so bad.. you can tell by the way he looked and laughed at paul.. PREMA AND MERCEDES YOU WILL ROT IN THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL
https://youtu.be/ff5ZMV0nefw?si=KpDrd_vzWD_7FYUi
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i will NEVER forgive them for splitting kimi and paul up. like you cant convince me that this isnt a love story about this lil bro who was in love with the blonde curly haired cutie in his academy….. (friends to enemies to lovers, i trust it will turn out well)
LIKE ? MAAM?? that look in your eyes is not a just-friends type of look…..
#'kimi you cant laugh now'#kimi: proceeds to laugh his ass off at every single thing paul says or does#the giggles kill me every time#i bet things are probs pretty awkward between them now and i haTE THAT#alsoooo kimis curls here aaaaaa#his hair looked so much curlier irl than it does in videos these days#asks!#anon!#anti prema & merc ???? jk jk#paul aron#kimi antonelli
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“I don’t need you.”
It sounded less grounded than the villain had wanted it to. It sounded like something someone had told them to say, and they were just repeating it with half hearted determination. They said it again, “I don’t need you.”
“No,” the hero agreed. They were grinning. “You don’t.”
The villain floundered. They, in all honesty, wanted a fight. To prove something, they supposed. That they really didn’t need the hero. That they weren’t in the wrong, here. “What?”
“I said,” the hero said slowly, and the beginnings of a grin curled at the edges of their mouth. “You don’t need me.”
“I don’t need you,” the villain repeated, and the hero nodded encouragingly. It just made the villain want to hit them.
The hero lounged against the doorframe, halfway in and halfway out of their apartment. And truly, that was the worst bit of it all—the hero wasn’t showing up outside the villain’s house, or driving by the villain’s work to see if they truly looked happier without them. But the villain was.
They wanted to scream, and kick, and throw plates onto the ground.
‘Leave me alone.’
But they couldn’t say that, because the hero had. They had cut contact and blocked numbers and ignored the villain’s car as it went by. Still, the villain felt haunted. As if they would never be clean of the hero, parts of their soul forever dirtied by it all.
The hero’s smile, and the way their voice sounded when they knew the villain would cave to their wishes.
They just wanted the hero to—
“Leave me alone.” It slipped out against their better judgement. From the way the hero’s grin widened, they knew it had been the worst thing they could have said.
“Darling, I have,” the hero said, their tone saccharine. Pitying. “You’re the one outside of my apartment.”
It felt like being burned alive, the frustration of it. The way it rose in their chest but had nowhere to go, leaving them shaking with nothing and everything trapped under their tongue.
“That’s not what I meant and you know that—“
“What, you miss me that bad? I thought you—“
“Shut up,” the villain snapped. The hero raised an eyebrow.
“It’s eating you alive, isn’t it?” They sounded pleased.
“It’s not,” the villain protested.
“I told you, you don’t need me.”
“I know,” the villain grit out.
“But you want me.”
Something in the villain’s brain stalled.
“Excuse me?”
“You don’t need me. You never have,” the hero said it like it was a fact. “You want me, though. Even as the sound of my name burns you, and the memory of me rots in your mouth, you’re going to want me.”
“You’re wrong.”
“Am I?” The hero’s voice dropped to a whisper. “You can go out to every bar in this city, kiss a hundred people who look like me and get just drunk enough to forget you’re not mine anymore—but you’re never going to stop missing me.”
The hero knew, of course they did, how hard the villain had tried to forget it entirely. The disaster they had become trying to be clean again.
“No matter how many shots you take to block out the memory of me, you’ll always be mine.”
“You’re insane,” the villain finally managed. The hero simply tipped their head to the side in acknowledgement. “That’s not-what’s wrong with you—“
“You’re the one who misses me.”
It stung, deep in the villain’s stomach. It took them too long to remember how to breathe—too long after that to think of what to say.
“If I’m lucky, I won’t ever have to see you again,” their voice quivered, slightly. “But knowing us, the next time we meet it will be in hell.”
The hero laughed and closed the door in their face.
The villain blocked them. Avoided the side of town the worked in. Moved three cities over.
It didn’t matter.
The villain could still feel the hero under their skin.
Later, whenever someone would ask, “Have you ever been haunted?”
The villain would think back to the hero.
And say, “Yes.”
#writing#writing community#creative writing#snippet#heroes and villains#angst#fic writing#ficlet#writblr#hero x villain#hero/villain#toxic hero#toxic relationship#emotional whump#hero whumper#yes this is inspired by chapel roan#toxic love#original writing#young writer#villain whumpee#sorry guys I’ve been busy being sapphic#and with graduating and prom and finals and bleh#everything after this is just me being desperately poetic so proceed with caution#yes it is possible to go find a tiny fruit stand and sit on the shore of the river and eat them together#and yes you both can laugh and wade into the water and she can hold your hand because you’re barefoot and she’s in sandals#and the rocks hurt#and you pick the best ones to give to her and propose marriage every time#and yes she says yes every time and finds rocks to give to you too#and yes she can make a playlist of your favorite music specifically for when your in her car#sorry yall im down bad
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Same person that said your art style scratches the inside of my head (I used the wrong your in the original ask smh)
I wanted to also say how much I love how you draw Shuichi <3 It's perfect, people have already complimented how you draw Kokichi (perfect, as well) so I thought how you draw Shuichi deserves some love as well
ive been looking through my drawing folders and have come to the conclusion that your definition of "perfect shuichi" equals to "stressed out of his mind", which i find hilarious /lh
i fucking love shuichi i find him to be such a compelling character. *puts this in your pocket when you're not looking*
#hate his hair too btw#i love this bitch he's so stupid#and also a really nuanced interesting character blah blah blah HES SILLY#im not that comfy with how i potray “shuchi vibes” yet! “quiet and subtle” are things im currently still learning to incorporate in my draws#which makes me honored you think its anywhere near perfect?? wowza! im glad ;u; ill only get better from here!!#*proceeds to draw ooc sassy shuichi* /j#Shuichi Saihara#saihara shuichi#drv3#dr shuichi#i DID notice the wrong “you're” and it took a lot of effort to not fall into my “uhm actually ways” /lh#but now that YOU'VE brought it up... *points and laughs at you because you made an inconsequential and irrelevant spelling mistake* /j#jk mistakes happen mate!! plus you're on anon nobody has to knowwwww#ask maiora#maiora draws#eyestrain
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if dust takes off his hood and scarf then nobody can recognize him. he has literally no permanent traits that make him recognizable (which actually kinds upsets me because,,,,, there is no physical representation of his character development from sans to dust BUT EAAHHHH whatever,,, we cope with it.) but in like a silly goofy comedic way. it's like perry the playapus ans dr doofenshirmst (incorrect spelling but only by societies standards)
dust with hood down and no scarf
killer: a sans?
he puts on the scarf
horror: a GENOCIDE sans???
the hood goes up
killer: DUST SANS AKA MURDER SANS AKA DUSTTALE SANS FROM HIT AU DUSTTALE?????
horror's skull breaks a second time on the other side from sheer shock
#why use mtt for this example? WHY NOT USE MTT FOR THIS EXAMPLE#heh. buddy pal chummy chum friend you forgot who you're talking to. this is triglycercule pal.#the fella with the name mttmttmtt? the fella who has a pfp and banner of them? the fella whos posts are 78% about them?#heh.... these beta beginners have no idea whos post theyre reading..... 𝓸𝓲 𝓸𝓲 𝓸𝓲..... 𝓫𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓴𝓪...........#please do not let that previous tag effect your perception of me that was in a satirical way#anyways this ide is so funny. i think if i had more motivation to draw comics this one would absolutely pop off. but i dont#my issue is that majority of the ideas i think of in my head appear in COMIC form#so its either slave away at drawing and burn out motivation or write a post that cant fully encapsulate all my ideas#well of course i'll take the easier route because i'm a lazy prick#BUT STILL. guys if anyone ever wants to steal my content to make a comic or write something or draw something#i give you permission to do so. you can steal my content all you want#as long as you say it was inspired by someone. dont even have to say who.... but you'll know. and i'll know. and that's enough for me#no but on a serious not if someone actually used my shitty tumblr posts as inspiration to draw something i would be SO FUCKING HONORED#the day that happens is the day i ascend to heaven. not because i killed myself tho. i'd go to hell if i did that#i hope someone laughs at these tags because i sure am#it may just be the lack of friends to tell me if i'm funny or not but i consider myself the funniest person. ever#put me up to a stage and tell me to do stand up i'd have everyone chortling#except the crowd has to be my fans#ANYWAYS time to get to work. dattebayo ‼️‼️‼️🤣👊👊#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#ohhh is this a hc. absolutely but a really really silly one#often times than not i come up with headcanons and then i proceed not to actually headcanon characters as that. huh#tricule hc
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Do Howdy and Barnaby ever get together in your human au 🥺🥺
of course they do, who do you think i am
oh BOY do i have things to say about human!Laughingstock! im so unwell about them allow me to talk and talk and talk and ta-
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so in this au they're like... the ultimate slowburn. their feelings for each other slowly simmer and grow over the course of *checks nonexistent watch* a lil over a decade i think. it's not very dramatic - just soft & silly w/ just a heap of pining and a pinch of angst for Flavor
it starts when they were teens - Howdy had a lil crush on Barnaby in middle school. and how could he not? Barnaby was cute, hilarious, and kind. at this point, they weren't friends! Barnaby knew Howdy's name, but only because they'd shared a school since elementary (as with 6/7 of the other neighbors) & speaking from experience, you just Know Those Names. Howdy slowly "grew out of" this crush, especially when the friend group started forming and he & Barnaby became actual friends.
that crush would fluctuate over the years. It starts out strong and then softens into just this hum in the back of Howdy's mind. always there, often easy to ignore, just... part of him, in a way.
Barnaby has a similar experience. when he and Howdy became friends, he got a lil crush - how could he not? Howdy was cute, laughed at all of his jokes and had a few of his own, and was endearingly eccentric. but at the time, Barnaby didn't recognize the crush for what it was. so he elected to ignore it until the crush dwindled to something easily manageable, something he wouldn't realize is still there. as with Howdy's, it'd never fully go away
and its noticeable enough to their friends that they'd all kinda side-eye how touchy Howdy & Barnaby are with each other (Barnaby is a physical guy, but damn. if Howdy is nearby they Will find a way to be touching at all times), the way they always laugh at each others jokes, the way they always ask "where's [x] / is [x] coming with" whenever the other is absent. but the group couldn't be sure if they were looking into it or not. it's too subtle. over time they get so used to it that they don't bat an eye - Howdy is Barnaby's best friend after Wally. of course they're close!
but then there's this one college party Howdy drags Barnaby to (and by extension, Wally). they're drunk off their asses, Wally's edible has kicked in, the party is pretty chill and everyone is having a decent time. all three of them are on the couch, and Barnaby and Howdy start drunk-complimenting each other. naturally, this feeds their mutual attraction, and one thing leads to another! they make out on the couch. naturally with Wally sandwiched between them, snacking on chips and committing the moment to memory (it's a surprise tool that'll help them later!) neither Barnaby nor Howdy will remember this
now, something i'd like to state for Barnaby in this au! he has had a lot of relationships - from one night stands to actually dating someone for months. sometimes the one night stands were a "he takes someone home after a date, & they leave while he's sleeping and ghost him" situation. with actual dating, the other person always breaks things off after a few weeks, if not days. it breaks Barnaby's heart a little bit every time. to the point where in his mid-20s, he just... stops dating. he avoids other people's advancements towards him, he always takes a friend with him to bars/etc as a buffer, he becomes an expert at gracefully turning people down
("why, pray tell" no one asks "do they always leave him? he's such a catch!" that he is! when he was in school, it was his friend group. he'd try to introduce his 'girlfriend' to his friends, and it'd be an immediate "eugh, you're friends with those freaks? no way!" as an adult, people found it off-putting how (by societal standards) unusually close he was with Wally. also, again, a "weird" friend group. they'd think it's too much, or just not their scene, or 'why don't you date your little blue haired boyfriend', etc. Barnaby never holds it against Wally or his friends. he has the mindset of if that person was the one, they would accept every part of Barnaby - and his friends are indeed part of him. Howdy has also dated around a little, but to a much lesser extent. he's too busy! he doesn't have time for that!)
but the ball really starts rolling in their late 20s. something the group does together - as a fun lil rare hobby - is LARPing. they get really into it! Sally made them all custom costumes, Julie helped make the weapons (like a giant sword for herself), etc etc. they fully commit to the bit (even Frank <3). so at this event's point in the timeline, Eddie is fully integrated into the clique, but that's unimportant - just to show where we are!
so they're all doing their thing, it's a pretty big LARP event - there's always way more people than our dear neighbors, yk. they're just part of the crowd! & there's a big battle hosted, the group is split between teams, but Barnaby & Howdy are on the same side! yay! during the battle, Barnaby is "mortally wounded." Howdy half-drags him away from the main battle under the cover of their teammates (including Eddie and Julie) and sits him down by the tree. now, Howdy & Barnaby are the ones who get into the roleplay the most. they get lost in the sauce! they perform the hell out of everything they do!
& since Barnaby is "dying", he really acts like it. Howdy acts accordingly, but again, they get a little too emotional, a little too into it, a little lost in the sauce. genuine tears are in their eyes, Howdy's voice is genuinely shaking a little as he holds Barnaby in his "dying moments" (Barnaby is holding the sword between his arm and his side. he has ketchup on his armor.) Eddie and Julie are getting choked up just watching this happen. and as Howdy & Barnaby look into each others' tear-filled eyes, those little feelings that have been so quiet for so long come right back babey! full force! but then they all get hit with "arrows" and have to die right there and then, and the moments over. but! both Barnaby & Howdy walk away from this LARP session grappling with Partially Realized Feelings.
Barnaby struggles with this the most, since yk at this point he's sworn off dating. he's being careful with his heart! but when he tells Wally all of this, cause he tells Wally everything, Wally's like "oh. yes, i know! remember that one college party where you two kissed for an hour". and then he goes on to point out every instance where he's thought "right, Howdy and Barnaby are in love" (bc Wally is way more observant than he lets on! he saw that shit! his peepers were peepin!)
BUT IT'S STILL A SLOW BURN BABEY!
Barnaby and Howdy don't approach each other about this. they're both in the boat of "well, i'll just keep going and see what happens" to the point where they're practically dating without ever saying anything to each other. Howdy notices how Barnaby lingers around the store more. Barnaby notices how Howdy keeps turning up at his work to talk more. (they already chat so much...) but they still! dont! say! anything! but they both Know! they're not emotionally circling each other they are Dancing to their Own Music!
and Barnaby is letting himself believe that this can work because, well... Howdy already accepts him as he is. Howdy is part of the group. Howdy loves Wally just like the rest of em. Howdy has seen Barnaby at his (presumed) worst and didn't even flinch! as for Howdy, well, he just thinks this is right! his whole life no one has really caught his eyes or heart, but Barnaby is different. he's always been in Howdy's peripherals. it feels natural to love him so deeply. Barnaby slots into his life like the final piece of a puzzle!
there's a lot of stuff that happens in this inbetween state - Howdy's store burns down & almost takes him with it, there's some family drama that needs to be handled, The Crash happens, etc etc etc - so it's a while before they "actually" get together. but they're both patient! they've waited this long, even if they didn't know they were waiting. neither of them are in a rush. they're young. they have time.
#oughhhhhh so normal about them sooooo so normal (lying)#'do you know how they get together' yes. obviously. its not dramatic or a big thing or anything#they're just at a function together - maybe there's a little late evening art show in town that wally is participating in#or an afterparty for one of sallys successful plays#but in my mind barnaby and howdy are ofc sitting together off to the side#Flirting. yk how it is. barnaby's like 'hey can i practice some pickup lines ;)' & ofc howdy agrees yk yk#they're all terrible btw. howdy laughs at every single one. barnaby is on an emotional high. the rizz is strong w this one#one thing leads to another - barnaby says a terrible line essentially asking if howdy wants to ~come home with him~#but like. howdy agrees. and immediately the tone between them goes from lighthearted & joking to dead serious & tense#everything between them has gone unspoken until now but Now Theyre Saying It#suffice to say they leave the party early! they're giddy giggly lil bitches about it - acting like teens sneaking out yk yk#GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING AGHHHHHH THROWING THEM FULL STRENGTH INTO A WOODCHIPPER#sorry. sorry. im calm now. thats a lie. i will proceed to explode#but anyway anyway#so that was a whole thing & basically long story short Barnaby has the morning of his dreams#Howdy makes him and Wally pancakes and they all have a nice quiet breakfast together. The Domesticity🤌#im gonna go shove my head in a blender now. excuse me#rambles from the bog#wh modern human au#gonna leave that as the tag#but yeah their story is just! slow! its a soft descent!#meanwhile frank & eddie are stumbling through their feelings like newborn fawns#but yeah and howdy & barnaby continue to take their time#its a while before barnaby is like 'hey wanna move in with us?'#howdy '....yeah sure'#and Boom! Howdy moves in!#and they actually get married a while later without anyone but wally knowing. they do it for tax reasons initially.#since they're not ready to be Married married but! they! want! the! benefits!#they keep their own last names and dont have rings bc again! theyre not ready for that yet!#FUCK IM OUTTA TAGS I HAD MORE TO SAY! TUMBLR INCREASE YOUR TAG COUNT! AGH
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yknow i really thought you guys were pulling all the gay claims out your asses until i started watching house too. like its actually unreal how much sexual tension they can shove into 5 episodes
#txt#i should have dinner at your house -> what about your wife -> im a doctor shes used to being alone -> proceeds to have dinner at his house#laughing and giggling together over the fireplace in a scene fade#ok hannigram s3#house md#incredibly funny to me knowing that my dad mentioned being into this show. i should ask him
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me @ aventurine
"can i try rizzing you up?"
"sure."
"please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please"
#one chance aventurine#give me one chance 😭🙏#aventurine#hsr#lets face it he will not say sure#he will laugh and watch me fail#and then proceed to rizz me up without even doing anything#he'll be just be standing 🧍♂️#and ill be down bad
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What are your faves doing when you show them that comparability chart that says you’re not perfect together?
#I know Bakugou is calling it fucking nonsense#kunigami thinks it’s nonsense like Bakugou too#sanemi doesn’t even understand why I bothered doing it#Kirishima is actually upset that it said we’re a disaster ‘you don’t think we’re a disaster tho babe do you?’🥺🥺🥺#yuuji is making up the longest list of reasons why we are compatible#Shindou is laughing and posting it on his socials because he thinks it’s hilarious#Oliver says something dumb like ‘I have a dick you have a pussy what’s not compatible?’#Chigiri proceeds to spend the next hour comforting me while simultaneously thinking I’m stupid for even believing it
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Lol roman so desperate for approval. he always has the coolest pants though
#roman roy#succession#i hate him#that YouTube comment always makes me laugh out loud when i read it for some reason#the comment ever#proceed to cut his pants out of the picture#it was intentional
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