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hehe got an mcr tattoo today
#it was a flash sale and the artist suggested the colors#also went to a new coffee shop and chatted with the owner for like ten minutes and she was so nice!!#they have this coke and espresso drink there that i wanna try when it's like not 4 pm#then bought edibles#took one an hour ago so let's see where this night goes
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it is my firmly held belief that somewhere, on some dusty forgotten hard drive, wildbow has a document that explains exactly how 9/11 was prevented on earth bet. this is his lost literary masterpiece. as delillo writes in libra, "the warren commission is the book james joyce would have written if he moved to iowa"--this is the quality mr. mccrae's occult modernist masterpiece will have. all political mysteries of the parahuman universe--and indeed of the events of september 11th, 2001--are revealed, up to and including bin laden's trigger event (in which i feel certain the cia was involved). it also contains a steamy romance between members of cauldron. i will find this document. it will save me. my holy grail.
#wormblr#worm web serial#parahumans#9/11#henghost's schizoposts#i bought some edibles so the schizoposts will return
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fuckin air fryer died in the middle of making crispy tofu what if i threw it in the ocean
#for a $60 kmart airfryer bought during lockdown it has served us well 🫡 goodbye old friend#(i cooked the tofu in the oven first so it's edible but not crispy </3 like if u cried)#shut up claire
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my mom has joked that i'm probably the only food insecure kid* in this rich white neighborhood. i'm sure that's really funny for you!
*this was before i was an adult
#vent#recently when we were on vacation she bought me some sort of chicken tenders at the grocery store for a meal. i immediately recognized them#as tyson's crispy chicken strips. it was hard to bring myself to eat them. she asked why. i explained that they were tyson's crispy chicken#strips and that there was a very long period of time where i was eating pretty much only that.#i was expecting her to be like 'what? when?' or 'oh i'm so sorry' or something. she doesn't tend to remember these kinds of things.#she just said 'ah. yeah.'#like oh you remember? and you're not going to apologize? ok!#yesterday i asked if we could order pizza and she said we can't because 'the fridge is already exploding with food as is'#WOW!!! COOL!!! SO IS ANY OF THAT EDIBLE TO ME??? OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!
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Rolling With Difficulty as texts I have saved on my computer for some reason
(i drew every day for like a month straight and burnt out so have this nonsense instead)
#rolling with difficulty#dani rwd#finbar rwd#kyana rwd#vrla rwd#vr la rwd#which of those is the correct tag. like genuine question#k lb rwd#maxim rwd#i had one that was k-lb and c-ra but it got eaten by tumblr somehow#anyway sorry for the wildly varying formatting these are amassed across like 4 years and god knows how many messaging apps#if you want context to 'we eat spoon' me and my friend bought a bean curd and for some reason we thought the spoon was made of like#that biodegradable/technically edible plastic material#i mean idk what it was actually made of but it sure as shit wasnt edible because i was the one who tried#same friend is the one who almost died on a highway with me because we misread google maps and tried to push our bikes#along a highway shoulder for 30 minutes at like... 12 in the morning#selling your soul for 25 bucks is a joke from when i was playing fallen london and actually sold my soul in game for about that much#im realising now that i may very well be the dani of my friend group and i have no idea how to feel about that#the original of the crush on maxim one was me @ my arospec ace friend who loved making fun of me for my dumb crushes#so it was like. my one rare chance to take revenge because while they were Suffering with that *i* was studying for a competition! lmao#i should do these more often like i do these for all my fandoms and its always a blast every time
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Had dinner with a few of my fathers democratic party friends and it was Fine. Food was terribly overpriced, but still tasty (small town mexican lounge) and it was awkward being amongst strangers, but I supposed the thing that struck me was the difference in our lives. Wealthy people truly live different lives completely. They don't worry about how much their 10$ chips n dip cost, they don't keep leftovers, the food quality to cost ratio is either unseen or disregarded? I donno... I'm thankful, in a way for growing up so poor, and my paycheck to paycheck experience in philly. It's taught me how to finance every penny, and how to sniff out when I'm being scammed.
#my father and I were poked a bit for saving leftovers and asking others for their untouched veggies but man!!!!!!!!!!! i#just bought three tacos and a drink for 35$ I'm saving every fucking crumb of this meal i can't afford not to#anyways I just took a huge edible I can't wait to get scared#goober.txt
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I made it through 420 completely unsupervised without getting high, everybody clap for me 😤✨
#even though I know where the ketamine is hidden (from me)#even though I know there are edibles somewhere in the apartment and I’m more than capable of tearing the place up and finding them#almost made it without nicotine too but I snapped and bought a pack and a vape#oh well#at least I’m sober#addiction recovery#kisha talks
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which jjk man makes spliffs out of backwoods and why is it toji?
lmfaooo. this is the foundation of the hot boxing with toji fic i have cookin' lol.
#but did i lie?#if not toji then definitely sugu#although sugu is more bong type to me#nanami smokes out of a bowl#choso smokes joints#sukuna you have to trick into eating edibles (lol sukuna fic i have cooking)#gojo? well gojo ass aint allowed to smoke lmfao#can you imagine that man on a sativa?#lmfao utter chaos#maybe a HEAVY indica#calm is ass all the way down#and hes doing it out of a disposable vape#he would do gummies but his sugar addicted ass would eat them all and be zooted for a days#yuji n his friends are hot knifing it#megumi saw toji do it once when he was out of backwoods#higuruma is a man of the LAW so he's smoking the good contraband shit he gets from his cop friends i feel like hed have a whole rig#ino is vaping bc ofc he is lmfao although he once bought a gravity bong and nanami yelled at him cause he was toasty for 3 days straight#jjk headcanons#♋︎ kizzatcanons#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк
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I always think I can’t handle spice bc I don’t enjoy things like takis or super spicy ramen or whatever so I buy stuff with ‘medium’ spice level then I get annoyed bc it’s not spicy at all. and I can never tell if something is going to be ‘goood spicy’ or ‘bad spicy’ so I always end up with bland ass products
#I bought this curry instant ramen and like#it’s pretty good#but it is not spicy AT ALL like I’m adding a 1/4 tsp of cayenne and curry paste and hot sauce to that shit to make it edible#or it just tastes like dry cumin which is unpleasant#and I bought them bc they were ‘medium’ spice and I was like cool i don’t like spicy spicy stuff this should be good#but I would consider this mild. so then it’s like ok when is mild mild and when is mild like. white person mild
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#me @ myself currently#no reason i shld be 4 beers deep and barely tipsy#it’s my brother’s weekend and he bought alc and ofc i couldn’t resist bc i want to die#i shld be FUCKED. WHAT THE HELL#THEYRE 7% ABV BITCH THE FUCK#i hope this works like an edible and all of a sudden ill be trashed.#speqking of. i shld smoke perhaps#update im fucked. i just needed some pot. LMFAO
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last night was funnnnn
#I took like 8000 photos but most of them suck#my friend gave me an edible and I got so stoned and my contacts got so dry I couldn't open my eyes at all by the time we left the club LOL#and I forgot to take pics of my makeup before I started rubbing my eyes /: /: /:#which is a shame bc it was very cute#I look so fking high in most of these LOL#I managed to talk this one friend into going out#but#it was definitely kind of awkward w/o the other friend we usually go out w#I only spent $12 at the club and got wasted tho hell yeahhhh#got 2 drinks bought for me#I had to be the first person on the dance floor lmfao#but I did get my dance on#anywayyyyy#I got to have a fun birthday after all#now#I have to wake up and get ready for lunch w my parents soon#jup face
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It’s Friday and I am off til Wednesday edible time and yearly re watch of stranger things ♥️
#lyssa rambles#dreading go back in after election#so nervous for the outcome of this I have an ick feeling#but it’s edible time#bought another pack of cherry sours from bestie#time to re watch stranger things and get high#this has been a post
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what if i-
best friend clears her whole schedule before she even reads where
-Love is your second nature, love is your language. Love! or whatever that one uquiz said about me
#i love her truly and fully#she bought me so many small things which just reminded her of me in our absence#it was this cute candy that was questionably edible and cute sticky notes and cute small popcorn#and we are both so serious but when it comes to cute little things they mean something to us especially when they come from one another#and she got us these kids friendship bracelets in shape of cats to put on our bags#and i just love her#we dont talk often but every time we do its like a hug#its finally seeing somebody loving me as much as i love them#friendship is sacred and i know ours is to her#0 notes to me#sometimes the love of your life is the friendship we made along the way and i know she would leave her comfort zone for me and i for her#but i cant just........ its pathetic bc i have met her when we were in middle school and i feel like crying sometimes just still seeing her#in my living room#and i dont know i just know she will never abandon me#and only death and pride will make me abandon her and my pride is huge and a monster i would kill just to speak with her if it ever comes#between us#sorry for gushing about one of my closest friends she just wont let me be lonely and dramatic on here today i guess lol
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I desperately want to start playing trumpet again I literally can't stop thinking about it
#i own a very very very shitty trumpet but its in storage in the back house (we have 2 trailers combined by a scary room) and is going to#take tremendous effort to get to. i eitber have to break into the back door that has no stair case#or move all of the furniture in the living room to unblock the door into the scary room#and I'll also have to use a flashlight the entire time because the electricity is turned off back there#and also idk if the trumpet is even still good its been in storage for 10 years ya know#did i mention its super shitty and i paid $100 for it like 12 years ago#my other option is to save up my game money for probably 6 months and buy a second hand on off Facebook marketplace#because i am unemployed and while my sister does pay our bills and i get food stamps#i don't get money for fun stuff ever. i just don't think my sister thinks about it which makes me sad#at least once a month she gets a silly little package of stuff she buys for herself to make her happy#i don't. and i don't want her to feel bad about it because she deserves nice things but like i get sad because i can't but thinga#the last time i bought something unimportant was cannabis seeds that she wanted me to get#because she prefers smoking to taking edibles#before that my mom gave me $50 for my birthday and i still could only bring myself to spend $40 at the craft store#i used the other $10 for cat food that we didn't even actually need at the time#because i feel guilty asking for anything let alone stuff that isn't a necessity
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I have so much shift left -_-
#its 4:30 im out at 8#but my dad’s friend who lives in bulgaria bought a bunch of grass and edibles while he was in town w some bad plan to smuggle it back home#but then ofc he thought better of it. so its been left in my charge. so im v excited to get totally sizzled tn#as i am every night. bc what else do i have as a retail worker who cant drive and lives w my parents
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My goal for the new semester is to not bother making my own food. I just wasted a lot of time and ingredients for the worst tomato soup I had in my life.
#my free time is a precious commodity and I can’t squander it on being bad at stuff#I just don’t know how to put love into my food#I bought some tomato soup from the grocery store yesterday and it was actually edible why didn’t I do that again? pride?
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