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i am working on a tumblr post that has the potential to get 2 or even 3 notes

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They don't know one of my biggest authorial inspirations is some guy who writes perverse amy dallon fanfiction...

You legally owe me royalties on your upcoming bestseller novel

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give a poster ten seconds and shell type for a day but teach a girl to ten second post and shell be on tumblr for lifetime

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shot clock off, the infante will take it up the floor. a little two man game with augustus, the nobles have relied on this action all throughout the season, can you believe it, the greatest father and son duo the crown basketball association has ever seen. augustus drives -- and kicks! the infante with a corner three to put the nobles up by one with just tenths of a second to go ... BANG! BANG! the nobles have won it at the buzzer! the infante wins his eleventh title with the nobles. we are witnessing greatness here, folks, a generational talent. a storybook undefeated season ends with another ring for the undisputed greatest of all time. [shot of the infante letting his tentacles out as his teammates dump a gatorade pitcher of children's blood on him]

Wildbow Antagonists Ranked By How Good They Are At Basketball

11. Barbatorem. Carries scissors at all times and therefore not allowed to run.

10. Goddess/Teacher/Amy Dallon. I don’t believe the antagonists of Ward can play basketball.

9. Davie Cavalcanti/Laird Behaim. Both ordinary middle-aged men with a square build who were killed by complete physical wrecks on their last legs. I don’t care if they were driven by rage and adrenaline if you lose a fight to Blake Thorburn or Natalie Teale you’re not winning a basketball game.

8. Charles Abrams. Undernourished and ill as a mortal man; the only time we see him act physically as the Carmine Exile he wrestles a large centipede to a draw. Unclear whether this is impressive.

7. Genevieve Fray. Huge fan of performance-enhancing drugs. Will quickly pick up the game due to her melted and malleable brain. Undermined by only working out at the library.

6. Jack Slash. Just some guy, but in good shape from running away all the time. Does enjoy games; quick reflexes.

5. Abraham Musser. In good shape, can do magic, and they do usually have basketball courts at posh European boarding schools. Still kind of a loser but easily beats out Jack.

4. Coil. Famously seven and a half feet tall.

3. Conquest. Extremely imposing on the court but not a team player. I can’t imagine him jumping for rebounds or running back in defense. Likely crumbles against strong opposition but large and in charge enough that he could defeat any mundane team by himself.

2. The Infante. The tallest and most physically powerful character on the list. Knows how to lead a team. The tentacles undoubtedly act to extend his range and options on the court. People don’t know this but he used to take his large son Augustus to basketball practice when he was younger.

1. Scion

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your wish is my command 🫡

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But girls are scary

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WRIGGLEQUEST IS BACK!

im rebooting my little spore-inspired evolution CYOA discord game :3 we start as a tiny creature at the dawn of an alien biosphere, and everyone votes on how that creature evolves over time. votes on our starting creature shape are happening right now hehe wink wink👇👇👇

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Arcadia high history teacher: in the Victorian period...

Amy hearing "Victoria's period" and getting so horny she gets nauseous: may I be excused from class

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Do you think Jessie laughed to herself when she said this

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It's this kind of incisive political commentary that keeps me coming back to wildbow stories

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Me not understanding how I'm losing vs. @byronvera who's been eating the pieces when I'm not looking

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No cumming in the jar!!!!!!!

just got my accord funkopop

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the wretchhhhhh

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Hey, I wrote all of this in a PTSD and weed fueled haze of madness.

Can I marry your dad?

Wildbow thinks the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was an apple or something that gets worms in it.

That is what the title is. If Taylor died she would be a saviour figure who was born from evil (Coil was Danny early on, but then he flinched in front of his readers being like "But he so evil, child abuser!" like a FUCKING COWARD).

I have torn down the first word of this work and I have no will to see the last. Taylor is in heaven in the end and wants to see her mom. Or she is in hell with child rapist Danny. Whichever is worse for you. But wibbles is an inferior God who cannot simply let people have FREE WILL because he is a stemlord fuckhead who wants his cool religious feelings but won't fucking commit to the bit.

I get all of this because we are reasonably similar people in terms of tastes.

Or, I was. I deflected into liking queer literature instead of being a dick about it and deciding to make Santa a transgender lesbian rapist.

To be clear, I do not think Amy is actually trans, she was just wearing a Santa suit with her family when she had her trigger event. They were doingg a photoshoot that turned into an assassination attempt on the aparrent leader of the New Wave, Mrs Clause (Victoria's costume is a lady christmas outfit). Amy was the Santa because she is the hideous orphan of the family that needs to be covered up ("like a burqa wearing freak" is how Wibbles would do this. Me and my high school friends had a whole thing about this kind of a joke when we were playing Rogue Trader once).

I actually made a setting that is basically Parahumans once, but my three God Tiers were Ciara but a Guy (the passive one), Alexndria but she's Storm (King of the Game), and The X Threat (Eidolon without the 3 power limit, was killed by Ciara but a Guy).

The whole story was about being in Detroit and having to deal with BROCKTON BAY STYLE SHIT. I do NOT think Wildbow stole this stuff or anything, I think we are just similar kinds of people. Except I like drugs! Tulip🌷 — Today at 1:45 PM• she/it ||fae/faer if you wanna|| But yeah, I was always weirded out by how I had somehow come up with a remarkably similar setting.

Funny thing: one of my players used something like Grue's power as a kind of move once, and I had to explain to him that this meant that he was causing at least 3 or 4 people to die in car accidents since he was blanketing several city blocks.

Yes, this was a public discord message at first. I would correct the typos, but they are kind of stylistically important imo.

compels me tho

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