#the-dc-killjoy

[soarrenbluejay]

Supervillains for a community. (Well, except those jerks over in Gotham, insular lot, but they’re they’re one problem) Of course they do- supervillains are a group defined by strong opinions and a willingness to see them through, often with a healthy dash of societal failures and trauma as a catalyst.

The fentons, while not active even on the online message boards, are well known and explosive when they do show up, full of fascinating insights and hours long rants on mad science on hair pin turns courtesy of that ADHD attention span. Bit of the cryptids you feel honored to bump into kind of deal. Besides, like a good quarter of the community as it aged, they’d settled down and had kids (not necessarily in that order) and taken it very seriously! Out in the middle of nowhere, where even the most fearsome government outpost members, the local branch of the IRS, quake before them in fear. Out of the way.

Reveal gone okay-ish, Danny moves to Gotham still to get some air bc now things are Akward and he landed that engineering scholarship which is loads better than any other college would give him with his track record. So- the mysterious Fenton children are finally crawling out of hiding! Everyone is psyched! And roll in to Gotham en masse to witness the fireworks!

Except Danny is Determined To Be Normal. He’s had enough of the throwing himself into harms way shit for a lifetime- he wants to be free to peacefully built Rube Goldberg machines and unintentional increasingly complex bombs to his hearts content. JAZZ, on the other hand- the coveted token Normal One, has finally snapped! She’s watched her baby brother she practically raised throw himself into danger over and over and could do nothing, and now that she’s exposed to this whole network of superheroes outside of small town Amnity, some of those uglier emotions are coming out. And boy is she pissed! And can’t afford to show it much while filing the paperwork to have Arkham legally razed to the ground!

See I love this idea of like, niches in superhero society. A villain the heroes know they can plop their kiddo down with for an exciting afternoon brawl while they take care of a particularly grisly case and come back to a few hours later ranting about some new life lesson and a new move they really want to try. A villain who has a functioning moral compass despite their somewhat batshit long term goal and you can contact to fuck with another villains’s plan so they can laugh at them and you can have an easy afternoon. One who pries up hostile architecture and fills in pot holes, idk man. Get creative here, there’s such potential!

So Jazz becomes a Training villain- someone the heroes know their sidekicks will walk away from in a fight 100% of the time, usually with some new lesson to ponder and only a couple of bruises. Sometimes even snacks!

She also absolutely ambushes mentors to check that they’re worth the kiddo, which they appreciate once they get over being jumped in a dark alley by a 7 foot Amazon trained force of nature. They are not used to being on that side of the jumping, it’s a little unnerving.

(Yes, she low key adopts Shazam upon checking in with him on cursory ‘is the main hero of this city and asshole’ checkin. Yes, the super clones get yoinked out from under Superman’s negligent thumb to go have a blast with Ellie. What about it?)

This however only encourages more assorted weirdos to crawl out of the woodwork. It’s not often one of their own forfeits their potential spot for the running of the coveted Most Normal I Swear prize, but when they do it’s bound to be good! But jazz is off hounding various heroes and punching the faces in of pedophiles and shit whenever there’s no cape within easy reach, and so is a mite bit harder to contact than Danny, who has innocently gotten an apprenticeship under a clockworker for access to their workshop and is gleefully going about doing nerdy shit with great abandon.

Plus this is Gotham. No one gives a shit if someone in the Mad Alchemist uniform and still smoking from their latest experiment pokes their head in a window to bother the local shrimp teen- none of the usual social rules apply, everyone’s crazy here! So everyone drops any and all attempts at masking and just acts their genuine unhinged selves, much to the alarm of the Bats and frustration of Danny.

Bc he cannot get these mfers to go. Away. Even liberal use of the creep stick has little effect when the interloper is calibrated for an opponent with super speed or laser vision or whatever, and he’s trying to maintain his guise as a Normal College Student Do No Investigate.

So he calls in the big guns. He’s not super active in the supervillain kids group chat ever since things in amnity calmed the fuck down post becoming King and then immediately using a loophole that says he will not take the throne until he is grown, as defined by finishing learning his trade a la the medieval standards Pariah set up. So he can just take his sweet ass time with his graduate degree and out of inter dimensional bull shit that much longer! Point is, he hasn’t taken the chance to rant over there in a while, so his Crazy friends are getting a lil worried.

The change to come over and shout at their batshit crazy but (mostly) well meaning parent AND see Danny? Score!

The bats, however, are getting awfully suspicious about this one kid that villains from all over the country are flocking to, especially young and upcoming ones as of recently! And he’s acting his engineering course- all the worst rogues are known to have flown through their PhD studies prior to Cracking. They seem to have a real problem on their hands with this Fenton guy.

[muttsona]

rb please :3

[anthropologistfromentropy]

Don't they make such a great family?

Edik Razumovsky - Riddler (born in 1984)

Ilya Razumovsky (adopted American name Julian Devorak) - Plague Doctor (born in 1986)

Sergey Razumovsky - Citizen (born in 1989) (he and Moira are identical twins btw)

Moira O'Deorain (deadname Mikhail 'Misha' Razumovsky) - (haven't chosen an alias yet)

Gerasim Razumovsky - Party Poison (born in 1992)

Igor Grom is gonna have his hands full with this family of autistic and queer criminal geniuses! (And their partners: Penguin, Lucio, Oleg, Poison Ivy) They are badass, but also my poor traumatized babies 💔

[froggie-bstard]

Three years on this app, three years of saying the nerdiest, most logic lacking thoughts in my brain and being praised for it

[peacemakersocials]

[batkidsaremadkids]

Steph: Girl's got to have a hobby. It's either [vigilantism] or poledancing.

[oathofoaksart]

🍝 🎄 🔱 for Jess my favorite boy

you asked for jess and im technically giving you jess, just his severely fucked up version. so here’s miles.

🍝 - what are your oc’s favorite foods?

a pretty simple double bacon cheeseburger with fries on the side. he has the habit of mixing his ketchup with mayo as the dipping sauce for his fries. likes draft beer or a milkshake alongside with it. knows several ways to prepare instant noodles so he likes those simply for the versatility.

🎄- what is your oc’s favorite holiday?

holidays have left a bad taste in his mouth. bad things tend to happen on holidays. halloween and april fool’s are not happy times for him specifically, but he does like the days AFTER holidays because of the after-holiday sales. namely when it comes to food and pastries.

🔱 - can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming?

well enough to not drown, i’d say. i think he liked going to public pools when he was younger, but that’s the extent of it. he doesn’t actively go out to dive in somewhere and besides he’s pretty sure there’s something in gotham’s water supply.

more asks? here.

[commisionofhumanrightsapparently]

hey yallll

so

im writing a fanfic abt party in bludhaven/gotham and i need help expanding it if anyones interested...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61280443/chapters/157257076

[halitis]

ive been reading "the feminist killjoy" by sara ahmed recently and i think ollie would love it. this man is THE killjoy ever, and he would be fucking proud of the fact.

i feel like people clown on ollie a lot for how he goes about his political views, and ive honestly never understood it. because i feel like im the same way? being loud about what you believe and standing up for injustice even if you are going to get judged or whatever is how you SHOULD be going about it (obviously if it's safe for you to).

i do actually fully reccomend people read the book though, it's a really good read. ahmed provides an really enlightening look on how people will dismiss feminists and others in pursuit of their own happiness in the status quo. that joy though that they gain from that, it deserves to be killed. people shouldn't be happy in the suffering of others.

[ur-fav-is-a-killjoy]

Bart Allen aka Impulse from the DC Universe is a Killjoy!! Requested by: Anonymous

[sapphiccharacterstournament]

Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Round Two

[sokoneedsagun]

Going through all my comics to reorganize them 👍

[harrleyquins]

My number ONE pet peeve is when people post anti-ship content under the ship tag. Like that s*it pisses me off SO much.

I understand if you don’t like my ship but please for the love of god keep that OUT OF THE TAG. Take your negativity and BS and take it somewhere else!

[agl1tchwasfound]

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Hey there I’m Evander (or Glitch online) I’m 15, pansexual and demiromantic. I’m also a trans guy, I use He/him pronouns and I live in the US!

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DC comics

Batman/Batfam media

Batman Beyond

The Batman (2004 show + 2022 movie)

Young justice

Ultimate Spider-Man (2012 show)

TTLOTFK

MCR

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RE

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Omori

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AND THATS ALL TY FOR READING <3

[ghostpaynes]

I wanna search for new rp areas that can keep my brain not mush. Looking mostly for group multifandom will work Fast invidual rps can work too. Keep in mind I'm an adult so at the least 16+ but prefered 18+

Things I'd want to rp Hatchetfielld (I main Pete, Max, Paul, Wiggly, Tinky, Hannah, and Duke but will explore) Spies Are Forever (Main Agent Curt and Tatiana but will branch out I also I my little chimera oc) Solve It Squad (Never rped prob Scrags I also have just watched the first play not the christmass and other stuff yet) DC (Damien Wayne, Rita Farr, John Bowers, Rama, Dream of The Endless, Gar, Somewhat Cliff Steel and prob more) Killjoys (Kobra, Fun Ghoul, Dr. D, Korse Maybe val and my ocs) Shameless (Idk here) Helluva Boss (Stolas and Fiz but will branch) Hazbin (Never played anyone but looking at Vox, Velvette, Angel, and maybe Vaggie) I will not join 16+ server as Hazbin characters mostly bc a lot of the ones I like are yeah. Iffy on the Helluva Boss one too

[alicepooryorick]

The amount I want Gerald Way to write a Batman graphic novel.