#ted mosby

[quotefeeling]

You can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on… it’s already gone.

Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

[perfectfeelings]

You can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on… it’s already gone.

Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

[blackcoffeen]

Fuck nonchalantism, I need obsession, I need yearning, I need someone who dissects my song choices and remembers the little things about me.

[stay-close]

You can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on… it’s already gone.

Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

[jackabbot]

But I didn't say "grinch".

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER • S2E11 ↳ “How Lily Stole Christmas”

[bakerolivia]

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ( 2005 - 2014 ) ↳ season 1 episode 2

[cninzihni]

[thoughtkick]

You can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on… it’s already gone.

Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother

[parisgellrs]

How I Met Your Mother | How Lily Stole Christmas ► Some friend, you called me a Grinch. You were a Grinch!

[incorrectquoteshimym]

Barney: You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end of it.

Ted: That's not true.

Robin: Shut up nerd.

[vertigoartgore]

How I Met Your Mother opening credits photos (2005). Source Source Source

[wortliebe]

"Ich habe immer daran geglaubt, dass das Schicksal uns zu den Menschen führt, die uns vervollständigen. Als ich dich traf, wusste ich, dass all die Umwege und falschen Entscheidungen mich letztendlich zu dir geführt haben. Du bist mein Happy End."

- D.

[poguelandia]

Look around, Ted. You're all alone.

[jessmalia]

JO AND MAL AES IN TV AND FILM: 84/? How I Met Your Mother | Desperation Day (6x16)

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Insufferable Love Interests Poll Semifinals:

Propaganda why Solas is insufferable as a love interest:

"Egg ass bitch"

"Arrogant, condescending asshole who’s currently trying to commit his third genocide. But everyone thinks he’s peak romance because he’s (allegedly) hot (???). If romanced he has a relationship with someone based on lies and then breaks up with her because the knowledge that she’s actually a real person gets in the way of his plans to murder everyone and he really wants to murder everyone. Also, kinda racist."

"An optional romance in the third game of the series, but a huge chunk of fandom acts like it’s the canon story and also the most important thing in the whole series. Some of the writers also seem to be under this impression. The romance is locked to female characters of a specific background (dalish elf, an oppressed ethnic group in game) and Solas spends the entire game belittling her culture. He actually disapproves of dalish player characters standing up for and being proud of their culture, and approves when they join in the dismissal and belittling. He tries to remove incredibly important cultural tattoos from the pc when romanced. He breaks up with the player character, and is then later revealed to have been the villain behind the inciting incident of the game, and also plans further villainy. For some reason the romance is still made central. In the next game the default worldstate is for the romance to have happened and for the cultural tattoos to have been removed, because isolation from your culture and family is oh so romantic. This default player character will wax lyrical about how much she loves Solas, who is actively trying to destroy the world and kill everyone in it, because he does not consider them to be real people. She has not spoken to him in over ten years and they were together for less than a year under false pretences. The “romantic” ending of the game has her throw her entire life away and imprison herself in a magical prison filled with deadly corruption to be with her ex from ten years ago forever, with no way out. This is presented as romantic. THIS IS PRESENTED AS ROMANTIC."

Propaganda why Ted Mosby is insufferable as a love interest:

"Ugh. Just another “nice guy” who consistently belittles any woman he’s with. Really doesn’t help how transphobic he is."

"I hate his vibes"

"HE IS THE WORST™. LITERALLY TELLS A WHOLE ASS STORY ONLY TO END UP WITH *spoiler*. AT LEAST BARNEY WAS HONEST ABOUT HIS ASSHOLERY. BUT NO, TED WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE AWE-SHUCKS GUY, BUT HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE AND JUSTIFIES IT BY HOW HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY. GUYS LIKE HIM ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD."

[amiadeadpoet]

and when they're exhausted, that’s the end for my fucking nurse complex (not a good thing, trust me)

anyway, i have a long list if you're not satisfied.