#the world's a dumpster fire
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Hobbiton Village New Zealand
Ever just want to become a HOBBIT and get away from it all...
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We've been losing power due to winter storms lately so my partner 3D printed me a tealight "to fill in for tumblr when you're offline"
anyway this should be official merch imo
#tumblr#needsmoresark#i love him ok#it's a dumpster full of fire#but you know what#it's putting light into the world so I'll take it
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Poor poor John, it seem’s that he’s gotten himself into a bit of situation.
@jotaroslooseeyebrowhair
-Too be completely honest everything I know about John Constantine is from AO3. With random snippets like ~steel blue eyes or short blonde hair… and not to forget the “Gods! I need a drink don’t contact me for the next month.. or better yet don’t at all” 👍✨👌
#batman#dp x dc#dpxdc#superman#clark kent#danny fenton#danny phantom#danny phantom comic#danny phantom fanart#dp x dc art#john constantine#John Constantine and Danny phantom#wow#what a dumpster fire#they might just set the world on fire#on accident
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I want to hit Dean DeBlois over the head with a gift of the night fury shaped frying pan
#I hate httyd3#completely ignored alresdy existing character development in favour of sparkly toothpaste dravon#httyd3#httyd 3#httyd3 slander#slander#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup httyd#how to train your dragon the hidden world#httyd thw#i texted this to a friend whilst we were talking about the dumpster fire that is that film and I immediately knew i had to post it to tumblr
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Yui lies awake for an indeterminable amount of time, watching shadows make patterns on the ceiling above them. The heartbeat against her fingertips beats a constant tattoo against her skin, a reminder that she’s not alone, that the body next to her continues to live and breathe and exist in this world.
—Famous Last Words Chapter 3, from May Death Never Stop You by @slexenskee
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Okay so I binged this series in about the span of a week and it did things to my brain. The scene where Yui gets Satoru to come home and sleep lives rent-free so I had to draw it. She's the most little sister ever and this scene made me cry from the bittersweet wholesomeness. My utmost respect to slex for this masterpiece of a fic.
#fic may death never stop you#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#my hero academia#mha#slexenskee#kodai yui#gojo satoru#art based off of fanfic#pencil's art tag#I have no idea if yui sets the contact name on the app or not#but I named him dumpster fire nonetheless#gojo would approve I am sure#though I through the phone interface together the details aren't important#favorite detail is probably sparkly nails lol#gojo be looking fabulous as he annihilates traffickers worldwide#and for his mental break ahahaaaaaaa#it's okay little sister figures are there to call you out#god that phone call and text sequence *had* me#and then him coming immediately and the bit with the spilled ramen#and her sleeping in his empty house to get out of her own#good stuff good stuff#also the sass these two have towards each other in that affectionate way#honestly every relationship ever in this fic has me *gripped*#but kudos to slex for making me love an obscure mha character with every inch of my being#yui deserves the world#anyway tag rant done#i would have made yui's shirt a no scrubs one but I got lazy
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The more I learn about Civil War politics, the more I'm convinced that Lincoln's most impressive and useful leadership trait was that he never let his pride get in the way of doing his job.
Other people in Lincoln's position would have come to Washington with something to prove. They'd have resented the insults and tried to disprove them. They'd have tried to seize power and credit, rejected help, spent a lot of time trying to reach a certain level of respect.
Lincoln's response to, "You're just a backwoods lawyer with no executive experience who makes too many dumb jokes," was pretty much always, "Yeah. And?" He had no interest in petty personal power plays. He had a country to run. There was a war on. It didn't matter what people thought of him so long as the job got done.
He was aware of his personal shortcomings and was always willing to accept advice and help from people who had more knowledge and experience in certain areas. He presided over a chaotic Cabinet full of abrasive personalities who thought they were better and smarter than him, but he kept working with them because they could get the job done. For example: Stanton was absolutely horrible to him when they were both working as lawyers. Just incredibly mean on a personal level. But when Lincoln needed someone to replace Cameron, he swallowed his pride and appointed Stanton as Secretary of War, where Stanton proceeded to be mean to everyone in the world, but he whipped that department into shape and kept it running efficiently through a very chaotic war. Pretty much no one except Lincoln would have been able to put up with that. He could put up with people who were personally difficult if they could do the job he needed them to do--which he was only able to do because his own ego didn't get in the way.
Lincoln's example is a prime demonstration of how humility isn't underrating yourself--it's being so secure in your own abilities and identity that you don't need to attack anyone or defend yourself to prove your worth. He knew his shortcomings, but he also knew his strengths. He was willing to give other people credit for successes and take blame upon himself for failures if it kept things running smoothly. He was secure enough in his own power that he could deal generously--but firmly--with people who tried to undermine him. In a city full of huge egos, in a profession that rewards puffed-up pride, that levelheaded humility is an extremely rare trait--which is what made it so impressive and effective.
#history is awesome#presidential talk#so i went to a teeny backwater thrift store today#their tiny history book section just happened to have an old lincoln biography#i opened to the page about the cabinet#which describes the situation like 'seward was calling himself premier and lording it over everyone'#'blair was causing problems everywhere'#'welles was insulting everyone in his diary and especially hated stanton grant and seward'#'and stanton hated absolutely everyone in the whole wide world'#and as i was reading this i was internally kicking my legs with excitement and cackling with glee because this is the good stuff#i don't know why but i love these horrible petty men#they're like a bunch of raccoons fighting over territory in a dumpster fire it's so great#i read the whole chapter right there in the store#and it impressed upon me yet again how impressive lincoln was to put up with all these guys#(the writer was a bit simplistic and made a lot of these guys come off as worse than they were)#(like he made seward sound like a complete incompetent when he was a pretty good secretary of state)#(he had some grandiose ideas but the man deserves a lot of credit for keeping england out of the war)#(but for a one-chapter summary of these guys it wasn't exactly wrong and it was a ton of fun)#i very much did not want another book especially another american history book#but it was only fifty cents and i have a pouch full of spare change#and the writer's style was so much fun that i decided to take the book with me#i don't plan to read the whole thing (i'm sick of lincoln bios) but it's fun to dip into for things like this#and i had to talk to you about it
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they have to wear the sweater when they don't get along
#did mabel knit this? maybe#i just think bill and alcor being forced to get along is hilarious#i haven't read toby fics#but i feel like both of them at full power is more interesting to me... sorry... and also it makes them turn the world into their own#personal dumpster fire#also i loooove object form alcor bc the PARALLELSSSS anyway#object form alcor#alcor#alcor the dreambender#transcendence au#gravity falls#bill cipher#fanart#transcendence au art#THIS IS JUST A SILLY LITTLE DRAWING IM SORRY IF ITS BAD#i was like omg i remember when i doodled bill cipher smmmm#cuz hes so easy to draw so its easy to be happy with a finished drawing#soooo object form alcor and bill it is!!!#tau
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Broooooo I've got an idea for a Vox x reader that's like really unhinged:
Reader is this parasitic master manipulator who worms their way into people's lives and they get picked up by Vox when they fall into hell to essentially work for him as a spy on adversaries like other overlords where they adopt new identities and just fuck shit up, and he just watches them doing this for entertainment.
And they are both in love with one another, but the twist is that they are actually really healthy for each other and literally only each other
No reader whos actually nice and a good person getting him to be good. They are just both genuinely awful and in love with each other
This would also really work for a Velvette x reader too negl
#i was listening to world burn from the mean girls musical and like. imagining a reader like that#reader is horifically spiteful and vengeful and grows a taste for worming their way into peoples lives and just. watching every single -#person in the groups they infiltrate just explode like a dumpster fire after collecting information and secrets from one another and -#revealing them to everyone involved.#idk man idk man.#vox#vox x reader#concepts
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“Zuko would have jumped in front of Azula’s lighting bolt for anyone!”
Yes! And? Katara would’ve given the “I’ll make sure your destiny ends right then and there, permanently.” speech, to anyone who threatened the life of a loved one. Whether it be Aang, Sokka, Toph, Hakota, etc. Hell, she’d defend an innocent stranger that way, and she has. Besides, it’s not like we haven’t seen Zuko take a lightning bolt for someone else besides Katara— oh wait, we haven’t (he still would though ofc).
Regardless, it’s the same point, inverted.
“Zuko would die for any of his friends” and “Katara would kill for any of her friends” are foil characterization traits; not opposing arguments.
#nvm that katara kind of HAS to say she’ll kill anyone who hurts aang because he’s the avatar and the fate of the entire world hinges on him#not to state the obvious but some yall need basic reminders like ‘‘katara’s entire life revolves around aang’s success in defeating ozai’’#so here we are#alright#gonna leave this here and run away like cartoon character after placing a very obvious bomb 🏃♀️💨 💣🧨#i hate that i can’t just say something in this fandom without there being a 50/50 chance someone may react to it as if they have rabies#whatever#i’m in the trenches#we are all racoons#we’re all in the same dumpster together#so let’s get the dumpster fire going. alright who’s got the matches?#atla#atla meta#atla discourse#katara#zuko#zutara#aang#kataang critical#i guess#zutara meta#anti anti zutara#it’s all so stupid tbh i wish this wasn’t even discourse#zuko atla#katara atla#aang atla
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AITA If My Favorite Character is a Fascist?
Uh oh. The Fascsplainers are at it again. Yes, we know what fascism is, thx.
#help my favorite characters are fascists#empire bad#chiss ascendancy bad#I'm too damn old for lectures about the nature of good and evil#or about what is *more* canon#like seriously?#Star Wars needs to get over its obsession with canon anyway#though I tend to go with what the author who created the character thinks#even if I like the TV show#(no comment on the LA show lol)#the age-old arguments about canonicity never helped music art or literature either#so let's just sit back and enjoy what we enjoy#and get over this whole purity culture thing#in any case it's fiction and necessarily *up to interpretation*#good evil morally gray? I don't really care#because it's FICTION#people like what they like#look I hate reylo too but let people have their fun#so they can take a break from the hopeless dumpster fire that is the real world#lol honestly I didn't even know there *was* an anti-thrawn tag until today#thrawn#as soon as the word “fascism” came up we knew this was going to be about Thrawn#canonically bad thrawn#tell me you've never read the thrawn books without telling me you've never read them#he's a bad man#AND a fascist#just here to remind you#PSA
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WIP Wednesday on Thursday
Thank you for tagging me @justagalwhowrites
I also agree that it feels weird to post as if everything's business as usual, but the only way out is through, and the only way through is to take part in the things that make us happy and keep us going, right? I've found some solace in writing Joel over the last couple days, and this is two excerpts from what is tentatively called "Untitled" - and is a TLOU AU where there's no outbreak and Joel is a successful - but somewhat retired - musician. Currently I've got about 4.5 chapters and 52k words for it, so we'll see when it's ready to post.
If you want to post what you're working on, please feel free to do so - consider this an open tag!
#joel miller#the last of us#untitled#wip wednesday#sneak peek#the world is a dumpster fire but telling silly little stories still matters
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They're all the bold faced liars
selling us slop for the price of our souls.
"If you just keep scrolling
You might not feel the tape over your mouth.
You might not feel us bind your wrists."
"Just spend your life savings
on our passive income scheme."
"This won't hurt, you'll only feel a pinch."
We watch our differences become
the driving force dividing us.
We watch pieces of our human race
labeled and declared a sub class.
There's always an excuse to kill the weak.
I hate this world, but what can I do?
We feel the helplessness of the last three generations,
hanging around our necks like a gold chain.
This is the privilege of a first world view,
we see every single blast
but don't have to smell the smoke and death.
We can't give up on trying to stand.
How did these people get put in charge anyway?
And are you ready to fight your way out?
Do you think we've got a chance?
#sanddollarpoems#spilled ink#poem#poetry#quick write#protest poetry#who put these people in charge anyway?#the great alzheimer's election#as the world falls apart#good God#what a dumpster fire
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I’m listening to an audio book of DS’s The Terror Bc I need something to keep me awake while I work on a project, and I stg I have to take a break and pace around my house every so often because something in the book will be so fucking egregious that I have to shake the urge to hunt down Simmons and strangle him.
I assume this is a fairly standard reading experience for this book.
#the terror novel#Dan Simmons#the terror#how Dave K managed to make an interesting/comprehensible/not disgusting story out of this dumpster fire is one of the wonders of the world
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i have a very specific character Type™ and that type is big brothers who are honestly trying their best it's just that their best is really not very good
#tags by me#absolute dumpster fires of repression guilt and responsibility#constantly one camel's-back-straw away from a complete meltdown#wracked with insecurity and doubt trying to live up to high expectations and do right by the loved ones under their care#getting called out by said loved ones (both fairly and sometimes unfairly) when they fuck up cuz they always do#but they're always trying#and they always mean well#and they'll do anything for the siblings they love more anything in the world#yes i am talking about Declan Lynch#and Grayson Hawthorne#and weirdly enough a little bit Anthony Bridgerton cuz now my sister's making me watch that adklfjhg#also special shout out to the big brother in Onward cuz that movie fucked me up good i was so emo about it#a little bit Derek Hale?? but he's more Laura's little brother than he is Cora's big brother#we don't get enough of him and Cora to really get the big brother vibe ngl#oh and Sokka of COURSE#can't forget him
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(modern got hc)
Theon let's Rickon play games on his phone just about whenever he wants and secretly loves scrolling through all of the terrible photos/videos the kid takes (even if it takes up all his storage).
#he bought Minecraft (pe) for him and they shared a world together#rickon also played pocket frogs. paper toss. all of the dumb ways to die games. furdiburb (if anyone actually knows that game). and-#amateur surgeon (which theon should *not* let him play. but oh well)#he also gets him Toca Boca games for birthdays/holidays or when he needs to bribe him#if Rickon was attached to him at the hip prior to earning phone rights he most certainly is now#they buddy up when they go out with the family so Rickon can sit next to him#he likes to show Theon what he's doing#Theon thinks its entertaining#totally started cause theon woukd be forced to watch the littles from time to time since he was the oldest and this was the easiest way to-#keep Rickon from bolting and noe its just normal for them#theon and rickon being besties is my agenda#theon greyjoy#rickon stark#got#game of thrones#asoiaf#obviously this is a modern and a slightly less sucky/making it work/not a dumpster fire of a family au#I am delusional about my silly little man theon Greyjoy#just ignore me
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