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It's always "I can't believe you dug up those graves" and "You really built a guy out of corpse parts?" and never “How was bringing the dead to life. Was it thrilling? Was it enthralling?”

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I’m going to learn how to do everything

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uncharted 4: not a cairn in the world

“that rock pile had a family!!!”

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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officially the best line in The Odyssey

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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Get off dating apps. The love of your life is in the saw bathroom.

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What to do if You Don’t Like an Author’s Fanfic or Take on a Trope:

Stop reading.

Find another fanfic that is more suitable to your tastes.

Read that one instead.

Bonus tip If you’re considering sending the author unsolicited messages about how much you disliked their fic, consider one of the following options instead:

Don’t.

Get a life.

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Arcane ships x fanfic tropes cause whyyy not

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details in the ekko page of the official art book is making me incredibly ill as it is confirmed that the words and doodles all over the book are in fact, jinx’s thoughts and feelings

best boy. a crown over his head. the aggressive scribbling over their held hands. hearts drawn all around him. discreetly writing her own name on his arm. making his hair partially blue to match hers. and do not even get me started on the “would you dance with me?” GOOD FUCKING BYE

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meljayvik truthers where are you guys

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Stop scrolling.

Check out this concept art of Jayce. Thank you for your attention.

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the worst part of being in my 20s is being about as old as all of my idols were when they started making brilliant and indelible contributions to our culture like thanks for that

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seems fine!

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we’re drinkin WATER TONIGHT BABEY

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating