transformers go go is reviving me after transformers one tore my heart to shreds, taped it back together, put it in a kiln and threw it off a cliff where those pieces then get destroyed by corrosion and smashed into by a blind shark, WHY ARE THESE SO SOUL SUCKINGLY CUTE
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midnight burger is really the Most Show Ever because you get quotes like "self-completion is a constantly moving target" in the same episode as "smart hulk would have stomped the fuck out of john wilkes boothe!!" "this is going nowhere, just drink your orange julius"
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impulse's stream activities, in order:
-send gem a mail package harking back to the mac and cheese vine debacle (where, for those who may not remember, it was revealed that mac and cheese was an innuendo for pussy)
-explain why he likes being a pg creator and enjoys that hermitcraft is pg
-also mention that gem ends up on youtube kids
-tell gem that she looked hungry and should eat mac and cheese, ask her (a known bisexual) if she likes mac and cheese, and then say he likes it too
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No one:
Zero Escape character during a high-stress situation: Let us take this opportunity to ponder at length a logic paradox as we contemplate our imminent doom.
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Princess Peach wanting to take a walk through Brooklyn alone to explore, and Mario & Luigi trying to talk her through everything to be wary of is the funniest mental image in the world, actually
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