#lord i have erred

[hey-its-sybarite]

I just watched Argylle and folks, don’t. Don’t do it.

[tenderlambkin]

Lord & Lady of Frenzy in the ballroom

[wraith-caller]

Never been a fan of people trying to shape the Golden Order into conservative Christianity. Reading fics where they talk about women needing to be "traditional" or seen but not heard, when the figurehead of the Order is a woman who has waged loads of wars, had two husbands, makes a point of examining her faith rather than submissively accepting it. Seeing posts that seem to say the GO is villainizing the use of sorcery, a way of deriding the carians, when one of the greatest champions of the Order himself studied sorcery of his own volition, and married perhaps the greatest sorceress ever known. There's nothing to indicate the GO ever had a beef with the practice of sorcery, and it's not like they shuttered Raya Lucaria after the union of the Moon and Erdtree. Cringing every time someone describes Fundamentalism as the "thoughtless extremist" wing of the Order when it's supposed to be about taking a scholarly approach to the examination of the laws of causality and regression.

Idk. It's just, there's so many reasons to be skeeved out by the GO, and it exists within a fantasy with a totally distinct history from our own world. While there are obviously influences from a wide variety of real-world sources on the mythology and world of the game, it's not a direct copy of reality. It's lame to see sth so full of opportunity for interesting world building from fans just turned into a watered down copy of what they despise in reality.

[hopex4]

Nibbly headcanons!!

Let's hope I can think right now! (I am in a lot of pain and at school but I'm really bored. Oh and I can't see cause my BRIGHTNESS IS ALL THE WAY DOWN AHHDBAKBX)

• Over time he gradually became blind and decided to rip his eyes out and eat them since they wouldn't do him any good anyways. Though he has eyes in his mouth which are maraciously (that's spelt right) intact.

• His tusks have grown to a point where they are in his eye sockets. (Wiggly man handles him to file them down. Like a walrus kinda)

• His ears(which are pig ears) are clipped with (looking at him) 1 on his right ear almost atbthe tip of his ear and one in the middle and one on his left ear- in the middle. (I'm like 90% sure this means 6th born first litter except idk the term for pigs I only know litter ZEOABDKAN- I should pay attention in class-)

• His body is very janked up- like his insides are mis-matched, there's probably extras of certain organs, missing organs etcetera. Most of the skin he's sewn on himself is falling off so it's almost constantly being replaced.

• He likes audio books but only if they're about serial killers or cannibals.

• He's a great cook and often makes Pokey judge the way the food tastes. He usually gets a 7-9/10.

• He likes the 'noise' music genre.

• Most of his sniggles are past Honey Queens trapped in a sniggles body. Those ones he bats around like a cat- he doesn't even eat them, just listens to them scream and run.

• He has a pig nose and was very upset when he learned Linda got a nose job.

• His true form has two sets of arms (like Tinky) and his limbs twist on odd directions.

[tittysuckersworld]

i need someone to talk about fem soukoku with me please

[mrkida-art]

Lunch time Gronkle

(grór)

[undefeatablesin]

I have been enjoying Dark Souls lately in the wait for SotE so please enjoy these pictures of my Unkindled in DS3 😂

[devilishdelights]

love when fics have mammon calling u “darlin’”. like if a butch called me that i would actually fall in love right then and there forever and ever and ever

mammon calling u that???? lord the things i’m about to do…. look away please.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

the elden ring dlc story trailer just dropped so just letting you guys know that i’m gonna find a way to integrate elden ring lore into dunmeshi somehow because i need both stories like i need air to breathe

[camelliagwerm]

trying to navigate the parkour behind the cathedral of the forsaken grace is probably miyazaki's sickest game yet (complimentary)

[mondaymelon]

what if i ate a car

what if i ate a tree

[trans-zenitsu]

Trying to find a proship server is such an awful experience

You have servers that have MAP in the tag, you have pro-contact, you have children who are gonna be selling nudes to said maps, you have racism

why are you guys LIKE THISSSS

[selffagellation]

ngl i have a theory that if you played ancient names pt ii by lord huron in a goth club, literally no one would ask a single question it would just go along with the vibe totally seamlessly. and that's weird to say or think but i'm really not certain i'm wrong at all

[tomatoluvr69]

useless complaint post literally you don’t have to bother reading this it will just help me to rant a bit

This is sooooo not a real issue I’m just in the throes of pmdd but like I have a bunch of semi-expected (but way earlier than I’d thought) unemployed time so I’m using its alignment with the warm weather to go backpacking/live out of my car in [nearby national park and national forests] but right now I feel zero enthusiasm and I really hope it’s not gonna suck bc my heart’s not in it…like if I’m kind of doing it out of obligation bc it’s unusual to have such an extended span of time off when you’re an adult, then am I going to have the drive to get thru the parts that suck, like the exhaustion of steep trail days, the days when it storms so hard you have zero dry gear, etc. but really the part that I’m the most trepidatious about is the loneliness. But it’s so weird bc I’m struggling socially here and I really think some extended alone time would help?? But it’s always hard and I don’t want to lololol. Honestly what would help this the most is to just wait until after my fucking period. But as it is right now I feel like I’m just going thru the motions. If I could fucking live in my house for the equivalent amount of time without my social life encroaching I absolutely would but I’m so burnt out from my close friends leaving and from my last dear relationship here being at times really tough (it’s one that feels like my well-being rides on it— when it’s good, I’m on top of the world, when it’s not I’m hurt and confused and crawling out of my own skin). I still have a community here but it feels like it’s my roommates’ world, and I’m a guest whose presence is like…anodyne at best? And I really think I’ve just latched onto the idea of my trip as a vague mental escape hatch and haven’t really grasped the idea of the fact that I’ll still be present in my ailing brain and treacherous body when I go on the trip— I’m not just taking a nap from my (admittedly spoiled little baby) problems. And when I did the same thing for 3 or 4 weeks last summer I was dropped off & picked up, which created a really nice incentive to stay on trail— to leave, I’d have had to somehow communicate & coordinate with the relatives who’d agreed on a set date to come pick me up, i.e. effectively trapping me in the woods so I’d stay when I got all grumpy or sad or began semi-hallucinating human voices or was ready to throw it all away to get my hands on a slice of pepperoni pizza and a big old kombucha lol.

Anyways this is such not a real problem but me ol’ paranoid ass is convinced a whole passel of my irls have this blog’s url so I can’t freely complain about what’s really bothering me, which is that I’m starting to see harbingers of the devastating dissolution of my closest relationship. Or, even worse, my relegation to a much more distant connection. And I’m trying desperately to convince myself I should stay in this fucking town, because I’m suuuuuuuuper prone to just fleeing when I start to feel [inaudible], which is a super unsustainable way to live my life and o know it’s not [city] I’m trying to flee but myself which scientists are telling me I can’t physically do…but is that the truth?? Or is the truth that I actually do need a clean break from [redacted]…or is that just a convenient lie I’m telling myself so I can flee again. Or is THAT a convenient lie I’m telling myself so that I can keep my head in the sand and keep [redacted]. It’s so cool how you can’t trust your own heart and mind and you might just suffer from uncertainty forever and you’ll die chasing happiness with the grass always greener but also like pmdd and I don’t really want to go on this trip but I think I must. I think…

[hiemaldesirae]

doodling some old ocs

[bibleofficial]

turns out it’s probably a small fracture ❤️ gotta call orthopedics tomorrow to make sure it’s nothing worse 🤩