afurtivecake
afurtivecake
Gentles, do not reprehend
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Casual writer/A bimodal distribution of a person/18+/(they/she)
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afurtivecake · 4 hours ago
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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together
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afurtivecake · 7 hours ago
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(about a problematic ship) actually i think the power dynamics should get more unbalanced and they should have less respect for each other's autonomy and they should violate more boundaries and commucate worse and fuse together in a tangled mass of tragedy until the lines between them blur and vanish and they are one single unified embodiment of unending worship
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afurtivecake · 9 hours ago
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teaching yourself to play olympic level sport with non dominant hand? hot
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afurtivecake · 11 hours ago
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picking up my favorite characters like this and carrying them around with me
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afurtivecake · 11 hours ago
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afurtivecake · 13 hours ago
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he does in fact dangle (swing is a bit generous) @afurtivecake
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afurtivecake · 14 hours ago
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Time for funny stories
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afurtivecake · 14 hours ago
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Let’s be long with mama
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afurtivecake · 15 hours ago
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the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder
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afurtivecake · 15 hours ago
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im crafting again
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afurtivecake · 15 hours ago
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(about a problematic ship) actually i think the power dynamics should get more unbalanced and they should have less respect for each other's autonomy and they should violate more boundaries and commucate worse and fuse together in a tangled mass of tragedy until the lines between them blur and vanish and they are one single unified embodiment of unending worship
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afurtivecake · 18 hours ago
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monks are dumb you have an entire monestary full of other guys with shared interests as you but you DON'T fuck them? or. or anyone?
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afurtivecake · 1 day ago
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afurtivecake · 1 day ago
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afurtivecake · 1 day ago
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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afurtivecake · 1 day ago
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catdrew refusing to play with cat toys because hes Above that but if someone sends a ball / toy mouse / etc flying towards him he cant help but bat it away...neil sets up a mini exy net and andrew is like 'you cant seriously think ill use that' but low and behold if neil sends a ball towards it while andrew's in cat form he will drop Everything to slap at it. victim of his goalie and cat instincts...
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afurtivecake · 1 day ago
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https://youtube.com/shorts/uyfJAiGLweI EXTREMELY neil josten core. he would hike dogs as a job and work the system this way
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