#the wedding procession

[rookrolled]

The Call to Arms!

Edmund Blair Leighton 1888

A young knight and his bride step out of the church just after their wedding ceremony. On the church steps, their parents watch with concern as a fully armored knight urgently informs the groom of an imminent war, calling him to join the battle.

[illustratus]

Bridal Procession in a Spring Landscape by Ludwig Richter

[evermorepeyton]

now why would you have your boyfriend looking at you lovingly on the thumbnail you gay ass mf

[iwantoceans]

[kimetsu-chan]

Shinobu fans, where you at 🤨

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@pinkwisteria

[introspectivememories]

can i be honest? i dont think tim and bear have a really grand proposal. i think it happens at their apartment that they got bc bear finally put his foot down and went "baby you're immunocompromised. you cannot live on a murderboat on the gotham river" and tim reluctantly gives in but not without finding some random apartment complex that's still near the marina so he can go down and get his ass beat at poker by pie. and so it happens late at night, when tim is in nightwing sleep shorts and bear's old band tee on and bear is in some horrendous anime sweats and no shirt because their home is the only place he's ever felt comfortable leaving his scars out. and the lamplight gives a soft hazy glow to bear's tattoos and tim reaches under the shirt to scratch and in the movement bear can see the bear tim got tattooed onto his hip and he can't help grin softly. and they're both sitting on the couch as some lame ass procedural drama goes on in the background and they're eating batburger. tim's got the nightwing special and bear has the sword robin combo. and the ringbox is burning a hole through bear's thigh and tim makes some stupid comment about how lame meredith sounds begging some guy to love her and all bear can think is how much he loves this boy. so he gets up to get some water and he positions his phone so that he can get the best video bc tim is a sucker for home video and he plops down on the sofa hard enough that tim turns around to complain except bear is holding the ringbox open with a soft "marry me?" and tim goes "what?" and bear says "baby i have loved you since you walked through the gates of our high school and i loved you when you left and i loved you when you came back. i love the way you talk to yourself and i love the way dance when i put music on. and i even love the fact that you shove your ice cold feet in my shins every night. and i don't know exactly what to say except that i want to do this everyday until you get dentures and i get a hip replacement. and i want to be horny in the old age home and-" and tim cuts him off sob-laughing and says "can i say yes now?" and bear who is also crying says "wait, let me finish love. -and i want to do this in as many lives as we get together. so all this to says, timothy jackson drake, will you marry me?" and tim launches himself bear and shouts "yes, yes, yes! a thousand times over, yes" and they're sobbing as they slip the rings on each other.

[everylastbird]

I've been thinking of a soulmates style au wherein hualian discover they are soulmates after XL saves HC as a child.

In this AU meeting your soulmate is incredibly rare and very auspicious, so even though HC is a commoner he is recognized as XL's future spouse and taken into the care of the royal family, but sequestered away from XL to maintain decorum. They see each other now and again, and interact during events and gatherings, but otherwise are kept separated. HC is delighted and pines and generally dreams of the day he gets to officially marry XL and be his wife.

(I like to personally use the term 'wife' in danmei specifically to mean 'the spouse that marries into the home of the other', so as he is marrying into XL's home, he would be the bride in this scenario.)

XL ascends, as in canon. Unlike in canon, when a soulmate ascends, so too does your soulmate, and HC ascends with XL.

XL also descends and falls from godhood, as in canon. Ever so magnanimous, JW ~kindly~ allows HC to stay in heaven upon XL's request, as HC didn't break any rules. HC is, however, bound to the heavens, unable to descend to seek out XL.

Centuries pass, and HC becomes known as a God of constancy, faithfulness, and marriage. He is regarded with both awe and pity. Poor HC, who remains loyal to a faithless god of misfortune. Isn't it incredible, how much he is willing and able to endure to uphold the sanctity of his marriage vows? He has a large faction of worshippers, mostly brides and wives in arranged, unhappy marriages, who pray to him for strength.

Few, if any, remember that Xianle fell before HC had the chance to marry XL. That all this time he has remained steadfast and true to his fiancé, rather than his husband. The gods that do look upon him with scorn and judgment. No one expects him to remain loyal to the likes of XL, so who does he think he is putting on this show for?

It doesn't matter what those gods, or even what his worshippers think of him, however. HC is loyal to XL out of love, and devotion. He is not suffering out of obligation. His only pain is that felt by his fiancé, and the pain of separation forced upon him.

And despite what the gods and his worshippers assume, he is not a long-suffering bride who sits and pines for his beloved. While he yearns for the day he can reunite with XL, HC spends his time playing the long-con. After all, is the keeping of house and home not one of the primary roles of any good wife? And the heavens are so steeped in filth. Certainly not worthy of his husband to be.

As for XL, he strives and toils to regain his godhood under the weight of his lost worshippers and the scorn of the gods who once praised him.

More than that, he worries, often, about HC, and his misplaced loyalty. Every now and then XL hears another tale of HC's endless, unshakeable loyalty, but with those tales also come stories of that devotion being nothing more than a shackle. Nothing is ever said of HC's love for his husband, or HC's happiness, only his impressive endurance in the face of obligation to a worthless husband. XL fears that HC is little more than a long suffering would-be bride, held back by XL's mistakes and the fate that bound them together without either of their say.

So XL does his best to regain his godhood, so that he may re-enter heaven and finally free HC from himself for good.

When, after 800 years, XL finally ascends once again, nothing is as he had expected it to be. There is a crowd, but no one is casting judgment or disparaging him. Instead, it seems as though he has ascended amidst the start of a lavish celebration.

As XL stands amidst a sea of joyful revelry, a procession slowly makes its way towards him, and at its end, a bridal sedan.

When the sedan stops before him and a hand moves aside its curtain, XL reaches out to grasp it without thinking. Gently, he leads the bride off of the sedan and onto solid ground.

XL looks up at a veil of opaque crimson silk. He cannot see the face behind it, does not even know, after all this time, what HC would even look like... But in this moment he knows, unquestionably, that this is not just any bride, but his bride.

Part of XL recalls that one of his main reasons to rise to godhood again was to let HC go, to finally allow him freedom from the weight of being tethered to someone like XL. And yet, any thoughts of breaking his vows to HC dry up in his mouth. He has thought of so many ways to say it, so many ways to cut HC loose of him without bringing HC any more pain, but he cannot bring himself to say any of them.

The hand in his grasp turns, and laces their fingers together. His bride's hand is strong, XL observes as though from a distance, unflinching and sure.

"Hello, gege," HC says. His voice is deeper than XL remembers, richer and more vibrant than anything he has experienced for decades, if not centuries. 

"Ah, San Lang, I'm sorry, " he manages to force out through his shock. His laugh is pitchy and uneven even to his own ears. "I'm afraid I'm not quite prepared...!"

"It's okay, gege." A thumb carasses his knuckles tenderly, and XL's throat tightens. "I already have everything ready for us."

[agangan]

i was rewatching grepre with a friend and right after I GET JUMPSCARED WITH A NEW FUCKING TEASER??? THE TIMING??? WAHT THE FUCK????? im so sleepy but also i cant stop shaking i wanted to draw something so i calm down

[chichariann]

PERCABETH WEDDING PAGES 9 TO 16

Script:

From the pillars, water started to gush out as Juniper, Eudora, and Mellie walk down the aisle. My heart was thumping in my chest, my ear rung, my fingers shook. I failed to take in the petals fluttering in the air, the scent of the strawberry fields wafted in the air. Water rose on the aisle going up to their ankles as the mist shrouds the aisle, but I only cared for what awaited beyond the waterfall at the other end of this aisle.

I am back from my sabbatical (university 💀) and have come to finish the brainrot that I have started and must now bury myself into.

Last 3 pages will be up next week and I cannot believe this chapter in my almost decade long obsession with this series is coming to an end... Updates on Percy Jackson content next week 💙

[lefaystrent]

One random day, Patton declares he is going on vacation. He will be leaving the mindscape for awhile, and it's up to the rest of the gang to hold down the fort while he's gone.

"You're Thomas's sense of Morality; you can't just go on vacation," Logan points out.

Patton's grin goes a little too wide, his eyes a little too intense. "Watch me."

Remus bobs his head up and down to check him out. "Since when do you do the ominous thing? I thought that was my thing. Are we playing around with each other's thingies?"

"No–thing wrong with switching things up now and then," Patton says cheerfully.

Virgil squints. "Are you Deceit in disguise?"

"I am sitting right next to you, Virgil," Janus points out. "Also, I wouldn't be caught dead in a floral print."

"Are you going to Hawaii? Without me?!" Roman demands, eyeing Patton's– well, Hawaiian shirt he's donned on rather than his usual polo.

"Now, now Roman, this is nothing personal kiddo. I'm just taking some much needed me-time. So I'll need to take this journey alone."

"Oh thank God," Janus mutters while Logan blinks rapidly, flabbergasted. Logan spits out, "We are all personified pieces of one man's personality. By the nature of our existence, you can't be alone."

"That's quitter talk," Remus butts in. He literally turns and shows them his butt for some reason, though thankfully with pants still on. "Want me to yeet you out the door, Daddy-o? See how far you can go? Or maybe load you into a ballista and send you hurtling to a beautiful bludgeoning death?"

"No thanks, bud," Patton says far too good-naturedly. "Our dear lord in Heaven gave me two perfectly good legs to walk with. I think I'll be fine."

"You're serious? Just– what, gonna walk out the door?" Virgil questions sharply. Skeptical he may be, he seems somewhat interested in seeing how far Patton will take this bit.

"Absolutely! There's a whole big wide world out there! So much to do! So much to see!"

"So what's wrong with taking the back steets," both Remus and Roman sing at the same time.

"You guys will be fine for a while without me. But just in case you miss me, I have provided each of you with your very own Patton Pal."

They each look down into their hands where a small, stuffed version of Patton materializes. It has stitched in glasses, a removable Cardigan, and its mouth is in the shape of a heart.

"What," they all respond collectively.

"If you feel lonely or need a hug, you just give your Patton Pal there a good ole squeeze! That should tide you over until I get back. Anyways, I'm gonna skeddadle now. Bye! Love you!"

And Patton walks out the front door.

Dad has left the building.

Roman ponders with pursed lips, "Sooo, did we just get abandoned?"

"Nah, I'm sure he's just gone out to pick up some milk."

"Thank you, Remus."

Virgil rises up from the couch and strides over to the door in a huff. "Alright Pat, you can come out now."

The door swings open. A brick wall is revealed where there once was not one.

"Uhhh, guys?" Virgil asks the group, stepping back. Unconsciously, he grips his Patton Pal a little tighter.

"What in the Chris Angel Mindfreak?" Remus questions and taps at the brick. His nail makes a scraping sound along the mortar. Curious, he examines his finger and licks it.

"Did he trap us in the Mindscape?" Roman asks, squeezing in between his brother to test the solidity of the wall. It is indeed a wall.

"Is this his villain origin story?"

Janus rolls his eyes at the twins. "Patton's just serious for a change, that's all. He doesn't want to be followed, and obviously he must be out hanging with Thomas. Really now, have some sense."

"You do know who you're talking to, right?" Virgil asks him waving at the twins, to which Janus gives a saucy, "Touche."

Logan sighs and begins ascending the stairs.

"What, you're just gonna leave too?" Virgil calls after him.

"I have work to do, as I'm sure the rest of you do. Patton will return once he tires of this stunt."

Logan is gone and now it's just the four of them.

"Someone's salty about being abandoned," Roman comments too loudly.

"FALSEHOOD!"

"Alllll byyyyy myseeeelffff," Remus sings off-key.

Virgil debates whether to follow Logan up or try a window next. He stares down into the beady, button eyes of his Patton Pal doll.

"Need a hug?" Janus asks him teasingly, watching him.

Virgil scoffs and shoves the plush into his hoodie pocket. It's bulky, but it fits.

Will it stay there?

Will Patton ever return?

Will the sides use this time to overcome their differences and bond as a true family?

Find out next time on "Episodes From The Mindscape"!

The screen flicks off.

[hotshotsxyz]

the most important thing

(pre-buddie) (862 words) (7x06 spec) what are weddings for, if not completely ignoring the fact that you're in love with your best friend

It’s a glance, at first. And then a longer look, when he’s sure no one’s looking back. It’s the slope of Buck’s shoulders that catches Eddie’s eye.

There’s an ease there that he hasn’t seen before. An ease he’s never really felt himself, either. And a part of him wonders – is it really that simple? He tightens his grip on Marisol’s waist and spins her around, smiles at the high peal of laughter she lets loose into the cool evening air.

Eddie allows his eyes to drift, following the line of Buck’s shoulder down his arm and to his hand. He watches Buck’s thumb pull slowly across Tommy’s jaw, sees the way Tommy’s mouth ticks up into a small smile, like his lips are following the motion.

He drags his eyes away then, feeling like he’s intruding on something.

“Oh, I think I need a minute,” Marisol gasps as the song comes to an end.

“Me too,” Eddie says with a chuckle. “Can I grab you something?” He gestures vaguely towards the refreshments table.

“Some water,” she says, punctuating her request with a soft kiss pressed into the corner of his mouth, “would be wonderful.”

Eddie smiles and fights the ever-present urge to wipe the kiss away. “Water. You got it.”

Buck finds him trying to balance a cookie between two cups and takes it from him with a grin. “You can come back for it, you know?” he asks with a teasing sparkle in his eye.

“You’re just jealous your date’s not bringing you a cookie,” Eddie replies.

Buck’s grin grows even wider. “My date,” he says, “is braving the bar for me.” He tilts his head towards the throng of people crowding around the single bartender.

“Alright,” Eddie laughs, “Tommy wins. You’ve got a better date than Marisol does.”

“Eh, don’t sell yourself short.” Buck bumps his shoulder into Eddie’s, a familiar gesture that makes him feel warm, even on a chilly spring night. “He hasn’t asked me to move in with him yet.”

“Bet he hasn’t asked you to move out, either.” Eddie says wryly.

Buck’s eyebrows shoot up. “You—”

“Yeah,” Eddie interrupts. “But we didn’t—we’re just going to take things a little slower.”

“Slower,” Buck repeats. “Yeah, that’s – that’s probably not a bad thing.”

“I think it’s good,” Eddie says. “I think—I never give myself enough time, you know? Even with Shannon—we hardly knew each other when we first got together, and then—”

“I get it,” Buck says softly, and Eddie knows he does.

“I just need to get to her, really get to know her. I think… I need us to be friends before we can really be something else.”

Buck’s expression changes into one Eddie doesn’t know how to read and he swallows. “Yeah, that’s—friends. It’s a good idea. It’s—that’s the most important thing, isn’t it?” It’s not a rhetorical question, Eddie can tell.  It sounds more like some kind of revelation.

Eddie glances over Buck’s shoulder and sees Tommy on his way back, a drink in each hand. He returns his gaze to Buck. “I think it is,” he says softly. He nods in Tommy’s direction, then turns to head back towards Marisol.

He doesn’t remember the cookie until he’s nearly back to her side.

“What were you to talking about?” Marisol asks after taking a long sip of water.

“Just—tonight. The wedding,” Eddie answers, and it almost feels true. He takes a sip of his drink and allows his eyes to wander again.

“I’m glad it all came together,” Marisol says. She takes his hand, and Eddie tries to ignore the way he immediately wants to pull it away.

“Me too,” Eddie replies. “It was touch and go for a minute, there.”

“It’s a good thing you had an extra suit,” Marisol says, playfulness in her voice. “And a brand new one, no less! Did you have a special occasion in mind?”

Eddie grimaces. “I’ve had it for a while, actually. Just, never got around to taking the tags off.”

“Well, I’m glad you finally did. You look wonderful in it.”

“Thanks,” Eddie says. The skin beneath his collar starts to crawl.

Across the dance floor, Eddie watches Buck laugh, then tuck his face into Tommy’s neck. A part of him is jealous, Eddie realizes. Of the easy way they touch, of the comfort that’s settled between them with just a few drinks to aid it on its way. It’s not a feeling he knows, not like that. He’d like to, though. He turns back to Marisol.

“What’s your favorite movie?” he asks.

She furrows her brow. “My favorite movie?”

“We said we were going to take it slower, right?”

Marisol nods. “We did.”

“Well,” Eddie asks, letting go of her hand so he can spread his apart, “what’s slower than a first date question?”

Marisol covers her mouth and laughs. “Fair enough,” she says. “Ask me again.”

Eddie puts his drink down and looks her in the eye. “Marisol,” he asks, “what’s your favorite movie?”

Inexplicably, he finds himself thinking that, if it were Buck sitting here across from him, he wouldn’t have to ask.

[renmorris]

I want Max and Lucy to have silly awkward sex where Max has room to discover what he likes. I feel like Lucy would do a little biology lesson sexy talk. Or give him like a brief sex ed lecture before they fuck so it isn’t frightening and gross.

[theallianceofcelestials]

This took a while lol, sorry for that

So answer to first question: Eclipse, Sunpea, Moonpea, Puppet, Foxy and FC are there, tied to chairs like everyone else and later let out so they can enjoy the party. Moonpea was asked to help mentor Moonblock.

Solar, Lunar, Earth and Monty are weirded out, but Earth is at leasttrying to be supportive because this is her brother's wedding, while Solar's probably just trying to make sure everything's fine and Jack isn't misbehaving. Dazzle and Jack are picking flowers, because Sun didn't have a boquet on him, so they wanted to make him one. Lunar, who was continously trying to chew on Nexus's legs, does get told off for putting every dirty thing he sees in his mouth, so he stops.

The Astrals are flabbergasted as to how could something so trivial as rope tie them, they're made of literal light and whatever else, and yet, not even Taurus can get out. Sun does let them out with an apology later, and stops Taurus from flattening Nexus by telling him to wait until after the wedding party, because this is a joyous occasion. Taurus, who was pretty concerned about earth weddings before being told this wasn't normal, agrees.

Ruin is, as mentioned, tied next to Dark Sun and Nexus initially, and he wants out, wants to be free, to at the very least eat cake, but mainly to get away from Nexus. Sun, who's too flabbergasted to really realise what's going on, unties him first because he's the one to first ask. His legs aren't untied however until much later.

The Wither Dragon is also tied in the back row by rope, shaking and terrified out of its mind, and later during the party, Taurus nukes it, because it isn't family.

Well in the timeline part we're just before Chica introduction, so Sunblock is doing wonderfully mental healthwise (lies 👍😎), Moonblock is already in love with Sunblock and the reason he's crying is because he wanted to have a wedding with his Sun, but now he's seeing some other Sun's wedding, and with the way things are right now, it's gonna be a while til his own wedding. Monty and Foxy are still alive and still unpleasant, and also muzzled for the wedding so they can't spew bs. Bonnie who was there undercover as Eclipse's chef, as has been mentioned, is twitching on the floor half dead because of the shootout, shockgun, and Jack, which Solar looked away from. Roxy is just kind of there, unsure and weirded out (just like in canon). And Freddy is... Freddy. Aside from Freddy and later Sunblock, none of the MASM people get untied. Moonblock, who fell over during his crying fit, was set right up again, so bonus

I hope this answers your questions @bumblebeesbah ! Sorry I got around to them so late!

Now we got some extra part about the people, and a teeeny tiiiiny extra about the main wedding event, so (now featuring new infant sons Bloodblock), here are some things:

So originally the shootout and Moonblock's crying didn't happen, because this AU came to be before the Chica introduction video too, so we didn't have confirmed Moonblock crush, and also initially we tought it'd be amusing for Sun to encounter the MASM people after the wedding was done, and he was curious about this dimension's version of himself. So initially MASM people weren't even supposed to be on the wedding. And Trashcan man/Felix apparently, IS actually there on the wedding, next to the Creator, as freaked out by this weird creature as everyone else. He's just smart enough to keep his trap shut. Sun's first interaction with Bonnie was also supposed to happen when he went to check the dimension out, and Bonnie mistook him for Sunblock, and he was not having it. So he just essentially magic blasted him, and anyone else who wanted to try something. But then the idea of the shootout came, and it was too funny to pass up. And we also got Moonblock feelings confirmation, so from kinda implied maybe if you squint it levelled up to legit point in all of this. These are some extras for the event, little behind the scene and now deleted scenes, now onto newer stuff!

✨Future✨

Eclipseblock and Sun have two children, Dazzle and Sunblock, until one day, Sun comes home to a proud looking Eclipse being like "I made us new kids! :D" And it's freaking Bloodmoon.

So now Sun's saddled with this head-empty, only beetroot and blood version of one of his biggest traumas, his weird ass husband being weird, having to tell Dazzle she has new siblings, and stopping the inevitable attempt to bully Sunblock because bullying and stabbing and shooting other people in this dimension is normal apparently. He also has to try and teach this random maniac that was just born manners, and has to stop them from stabbing everything that moves. He's obviously very happy about that. Eclipseblock sleeps on the couch for at least a week

So they're living mostly in Sun's dimension, because he has an actual house and not just a rooftop, and also a job he can't opt out from, but Eclipseblock does take me time away by going on lone evil scheming trips. These are natural and good for them both.

It's Sun who cooks for everyone, being the only one to know how to, but he does show Eclispeblock how to make evil dino nuggies (they're regular dino nuggies but he drew evil eyebrows on the package. Like with everything else. He learned he needed to do this after the one time Eclipseblock slapped something out of his hands and burned it because it'd contaminate his beautiful precious husband's evil, and he doesn't want that. Needless to say, Sun doesn't take him shopping)

Unsurprisingly, after a while, Sun also needs a break. So he tells Eclipseblock he's taking Dazzle and they're leaving for a week to relax.

"No, we aren't divorcing and no, we aren't taking an actual break, don't worry"

"But-!"

"No buts! You go on your evil scheme trips, I'm going to a spa"

Despite his better judgement, he leaves Sunblock and Bloodblock with their 'papa', but makes sure to call every morning, and facetime them every night. So he knows they're still alive. And he texts the kids too, and less frequently Eclipseblock, because he is taking a bit of a break from his husband.

When he comes home, his husband is ecstatic, and is glued to his leg, and the kids are celebrating, Bloodblock glues themselves on his face and won't leave, while Sunblock is wrapped around his arm. It's Sunblock who raises concerns once Eclipse gathers himself and leaves to quickly fix something so he doesn't sleep on the couch, when he finally got his beloved back, and this is when Sunblock reveals that they've been eating nothing but warmed evil dino nuggies for the entire week, every single meal

To quote Bloodblock: "Some of them still had ice! :D"

And Sunblock actually went back to the plex to eat pizza, and you know it's bad, cuz he doesn't like the pizza there.

"They also ate a beetroot straight from the ground, with the dirt still on!" - ☀️🎲

Sun, horrified, gets his husband to the kitchen, because "Mandatory cooking lessons start today" and Eclipseblock terrified of the couch agrees. He's first taught how to make sandwiches. Sun by this point doesn't even care about the Minecraft logic of stabbing bread and getting (square) slices, he even utilises this ability when he cooks, mainly with animals.

They also make grilled cheese, because it's basically just a sandwich but fancy and heated. And kids love it.

Then they make frozen meatballs, this time he actually walks the guy step by step throught the process and tells him same goes for the nuggies too. He's not taking any chances.

Then they make pasta, spaghetti more specifically, because it's quick, it's easy, and kids love it. They don't make a sauce yet, instead opting with the italian hated method of put ketchup on it. In Bloodblock's case, beetroot and blood.

Sunblock and Bloodblock are overjoyed at the sight of real, actually cooked, not nuggies, food. Dazzle is just happy like always, and is excited to show her siblings photos of the vacation. And also her papa.

Dates mostly happen when Sun's least expecting them, when he's doing something and is yet again just agreeing with and complimenting his husband, because he DOES sometimes leave when he does that. But sometimes, similar to his wedding, he just blinks, and then is in a five star restaurant, in a different outfit, with Eclipseblock giving him his best seductive gaze, and fine wine being poured by a waiter/waitress already.

"Where are the kids?"

"Don't worry, Moon, Solar and Lunar are watching over them"

"..."

"Earth's there"

"Ah good, then there's an actual adult"

Moon and Solar meanwhile are blinking dumbfounded at Sunblock, Bloodblock, not at Dazzle who's there more. Bloodblock ends up breaking their knife on Moon, because of 'greeting him', by stabbing, and they're sad.

"What did Sun say about stabbing?"

"Not to do it"

"And what did you do?"

"Stab :("

"And what happened?"

"Our knife broke :'("

Dazzle is just playing with Sunblock and Jack, like good kids, with Earth watching over them. Lunar the deadbeat uncle is watching nutella ads. (I'm salty, nutella is not)

(I'll just mention here, Nexus is still alive at this point in time, he managed to escape from Taurus, though barely, and he's terrified by Eclipseblock. He gave up on the whole kidnap Sun thing. Ruin's probably also gone from there, already in EAPS dimension, cowering from Eclipseblock too probably. Dark Sun is ?, but he's doing that away from Eclipseblock too)

[tennessoui]

au where obi-wan is a divorce lawyer and anakin has a very bad habit of getting drunk and getting married, so they see a lot of each other over the years but then obi-wan’s long term relationship ends (he proposed, she said no), so he goes and gets drunk as one does and just happens to pick the same bar as anakin

and honestly he’d take it a little bit personally if anakin DIDN’T want to marry him two drinks in. getting drunk and marrying strangers is practically anakin’s thing, and obi-wan is just drunkenly relieved someone wants to marry him. sure, not his long term girlfriend, but SOMEONE.

the problem comes when anakin doesn’t want to divorce him the morning after

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

A Northern Wedding, by drybomes

A birthday gift for @banadraw, shared to tumblr with the permission of the artist.

"I think getting married in front of a great old weirwood would be very important for Sansa so I hope I did it justice. I wish you an amazing year, Bana ❤️ Also as a little bit of extra lore, Sansa made the cloaks!! ❤️❤️"

[sunnysideaeggs]

Before GRRM's blog I saw so many TB fans viral tweets about how smallfolk loving Helaena and Alicent was Maesters/Greens propaganda 🤭

omg this 😭 i saw a tiktok about how the smallfolk liking alicent and helaena was ‘propaganda’ because they didn’t pass any laws like alysanne or rhaenys the conqueror did. did they forget the 20 years of alicent being queen in times of peace? the people of king’s landing see the royals and create opinions about them, they know helaena is kind and gentle and alicent is wise and pious. the smallfolk of king’s landing celebrated helaena’s birth, wedding and children for sure, they know her, and knowing about someone’s life for years makes them dear.