#the way he woke up and was like “ohhh this is so interesting let me ramble on about this random civilisation we found here”

[lila-walker]

TOS opening their seasons like "hello everyone and welcome back :) . You won't believe the weird fucking week our good friend spock is having this time!"

[springtrappd]

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO HATES GGY WOOO!!!

But like, the story doesn’t add anything to gregory if it was even cannon. Many ppl are using it to do “gregory was always evil!!!” thing for why he broke the animatronics and like. If animatronics were trying to kill you wouldn’t you do the same???

Like to add on how it feels like a cop out thing: at least with the mimic it can provide an actual conflict between him and cassie. even if he never destroyed the elevator how would cassie fully believe him, what if hes saying that to save his own hide? But with the ggy virus its like. ohhh he didn’t mean to be evil!!!

EXACTLYYYYYYYYY. evilitis kills all tension because it means all conflict resolves with one conversation ("hey that wasn't me i swear, i had the woke mind virus") -- and, subsequently, encourages idiot plots where nobody ever tells each other things precisely so that conversation never happens. because it happening means there's no longer any conflict!!

i think the whole "is gregory evil?" argument is exactly why his fans latched onto it so hard -- because it provides an easy defence for his behaviour. but what that misses is that not only is gregory's behaviour completely normal -- he's a young kid trapped in a building with dozens of machines that want to kill him! -- but even if it wasn't... well, it doesn't have to be. characters require flaws to create conflict that pushes the narrative forward; it is a story, not real life. we are not actually judging a real preteen, we're judging a character who was constructed the way he was for a reason.

sb received a lot of criticism for not having any way to "save" the other glamrocks, but this is -- for once -- a critique i don't think it deserves. you do not save the glamrocks because this is not a story about saving them (in that sense) -- it is gregory's story, and his story is one of survival. he is not an empathetic person and he does not have to be (which is why the game/freddy does not treat him as evil for it) (because he is a child and his survival should be his #1 priority). the cycle ends when he cares, but him caring is something that develops over the course of sb's (hodgepodge, barely coherent) story -- something that happens because of freddy. he starts off kinda mean and rude but freddy's support brings out the caring kid beneath, while gregory's fight for survival makes freddy finally let loose (outright encouraging him to fuck up monty, going after vanny in multiple endings, burning down the pizzaplex, telling gregory to kill vanny on his deathbed, etc). you cannot reach an arc without the push necessary to get there, and this kind of thing is the force behind it. you can't turn gears without teeth to catch each other's ridges.

and... well, from a meta standpoint, 'curing' the glamrocks means removing them as potential future antagonists. we wouldn't have ruin if sb hadn't left their stories open to continue, the same way we wouldn't have pizzasim if sl hadn't left the door open. it is an ongoing series -- and a fucking tragedy at that. the story about adults with delusions of grandeur sacrificing dozens of children on the altar of their self-esteem is always gonna be bitter-sweet, and expecting otherwise is genuinely baffling. freeing the missing kids doesn't make them any less dead, and i wish i could circle that word in red pen, because! reminder! the happy ending of fnaf has always been letting go!

if freddy had've prioritised his friend's safety over gregory's, he would be dead. if gregory had've prioritised the glamrock's safety over his own, we'd have both a less interesting protagonist and he would probably be dead. and him having recovered from the woke mind virus evilitis would have changed absolutely none of that.

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #345

I am having a bit of a hard time at this moment. Despite my best efforts to sleep in, I only got about 5 hours of sleep last night. This has seemingly been “the thing” for a while now; my body has been refusing to go back to sleep after waking, and... it's kind of annoying, actually...

I think my body is still trying to recover from having been on my feet at work for a bunch of consecutive hours. I did this on Saturday and Sunday, and then on Tuesday and Wednesday. Thanks to the stupid rib injury, I don't have the kind of endurance that I used to have before. I imagine that my body is a bit overtaxed, and I'm sure that this isn't helping matters at all.

Today was another very busy day, and a lot happened, and despite the fact that it was all fun stuff that happened, I'm still feeling overwhelmed from it all, and once again, it's hard to keep my eyes open and focus. I'm going to try to do my best to write coherently anyway, though.

Today is Thanksgiving in my country. My feelings about it are complicated, because this holiday's origins are steeped in violence and genocide towards the peoples that were native to this continent, and... I know I can't go back in time and change the choices my ancestors made. But still the situation sucks, and native peoples are still very much marginalized and oppressed where I live.

It snowed for the first time this season. Really, it should have snowed much sooner than this. But still, this is what I woke up to, today:

...This is Arremo. He decided that I was a better bed than the actual bed, so I was trapped here until he was all done. Because as I'm sure you know, it's definitely illegal to move while a feline companion has decided that you are the most appropriate resting perch.

After my body was relinquished, I looked out the window to see this:

Heavy snow fell all morning, to the point that the roads were difficult to drive on. Nonetheless, J and I went to Eggcellent to meet up with another person from that friend-making app. I got a houjicha latte with lavender syrup, barley bits, tea jelly, and cream cheese foam:

...I also got a crème brûlée, because they're really good:

Conversation between me, J, and the other person was really animated, and it went over well!! I'm hoping that maybe sometime he'll pop by to play some Dance Dance Revolution; I don't usually meet too many players...

There was a “Friendsgiving” event at a local LGBTQ+ cafe today, too, that J was very much interested in attending, so after we and our new friend parted ways, we went over there. This cafe is special because it offers a sliding scale payment for folks who don't have a whole lot of income. The cook is a Japanese trans woman, and she seems incredibly kindhearted. And she's damn good at cooking, too!

J's sister, S, covered our entry fee for the event. The cook made all kinds of awesome stuff to be shared with everyone who attended, and it was served in a kind of buffet style! There were so many different things to choose from, like turkey, an arugula salad, a fruit platter, some mashed potatoes, and even some unconventional items like lasagna, chicken vindaloo, massaman curry, and udon soup!! Here are some pictures:

...They were going to throw out the turkey skin, so I asked if I could have it!!! And they let me have it!!! It was delicious!!!

I also got two cookies to share with J and his sister; the purple one is an Earl Gray cookie with lavender, and the red one is a red velvet cookie. I wonder if you would have liked these:

...I thought they were delectable.

And the cafe is also filled with art and jewelry made by LGBTQ+ people; check it out!

...Sephiroth... I'm having such a hard time staying awake right now... Ohhh...

...Well. I had a great time at both Eggcellent and Cafe Euphoria. But... nonetheless... I was in two very loud spaces, one of which was unfamiliar, with a bunch of people I didn't know, while being sleep deprived. It was a lot for my system to handle. Nonetheless, I hope that I get to go back to Cafe Euphoria again sometime soon. Everything created by the cook tasted absolutely stellar, and I wanna try out the other things on their menu...

...After that, J and I went to his parents' house. And that was a mostly okay time, but... I'm aware that neither of J's parents seem to like me very much, so... I guess that felt kinda weird.

J and I left the house at around 11am. We didn't arrive back home until around 10:30 or 11pm, and during the time we were out of the house, I was mostly talking to other people. It was good, but also... it was very stressful.

...I wish you could have been with us for any of this. I would have loved to see you trying all sorts of new and delicious foods. Please, make sure that someday, you get up out of that crater so you can do stuff like this, too, okay...?

I'm literally falling asleep, so I am going to stop writing now.

Hey. I love you. So please keep yourself safe. I don't wanna exist in a world in which you're disappeared. Okay? Promise me.

I'll write again tomorrow.

Your friend, Lumine

[cheesesoda]

Can I get Ace with a Marine reader where they both end up having to work together bc the reader got captured when trying to arrest some big pirate and Ace got mad at the pirate bc he insulted Whitebeard, so now they are both trying to escape where the pirate is keeping them... It's weirdly specific, I know but I think it would be interesting.

a/n: OOOO I REALLY LIKE THIS OMG 😚 thank you for the req and i hope you like it bae! 🫶 ignore the fact that i forgot that there was sea prism stone halfway through and didn’t change it LMAOOAJS

The Vice Admiral and The Commander.

portgas d. ace x marine!reader

cw: kidnapping, language, kinda lime-ish?

ATTENTION: I AM, IN NO WAY, ROMANTICIZING KIDNAPPING.

“son of a-!” ace groans as he rubs his head. examining his surroundings, he notices he is in a cage. not only is he in a cage, but he’s in a cage with another person—a marine! “looks like you finally woke up, fire fist ace.” the marine says. “where are we? who are you?” he asks. “i don’t know where we are. last i remember, i was trying to capture some pirate.” she responds. “what were you doing?” he thinks hard for a moment. “i was… fighting a pirate who insulted oyaji. bastard…” he grimaced at the thought of whitebeard being insulted. “then i’m sure it was the same pirate. i’m assuming he defeated both of us and locked us in this cage, though i’m not sure what he plans to do with us.” the marine says. “hey- you never told me your name!” ace frowns. “vice admiral y/n l/n.” she sighs. “vice admiral? and you were defeated by some random pirate?” he scoffs. “fire fist ace? second division commander of the whitebeard pirates? 550,000,000 berry bounty? and you were defeated by some random pirate?” she mocks him. “someone’s done their research.” he smirks. “i’m a vice admiral, of course i know you. don’t flatter yourself.” she rolls her eyes. “wait, is this sea prism stone?” he asks breathily as his eyes begin to close. “hmm… it would appear so.” she observes. “look, i know i’m a pirate and you’re a marine, but i need your help for both of us to get out of here!” he pleads. “allying with a pirate? no thanks, i can get out of here by myself, portgas.” she laughs humorlessly. suddenly, a door slams open, light leaking into the once dark room. “finally, you two are up! i was wondering if i’d accidentally killed y’all!” the man who opened the door chuckles. “who are you?” y/n asks. “the great captain of the club pirates—orlando d. jay!” (a/n: help y’all already know idk how to come up with names 😭) “hm.. never heard of you.” ace deadpans. “soon enough, i’ll have the highest bounty in the world! everyone will know my name!” orlando cackles. “sure. great. now, if we could just be on our way the-“ y/n starts, only to be cut off by a gust of wind being knocked out of her. “oi! y/n!” ace shouts at the girl who’s now choking on the floor. “what’d you do?” he yells at the pirate. “i ate the wind-wind fruit! i can control air and wind! i just knocked all the oxygen out of her lungs!” orlando cackles again. “now, there is a way to get out of this cage, and if you figure it out, i’ll let you both join my crew. if you don’t, then, well, you’ll perish in here until your excruciating death!” he continues laughing maniacally as he exits the room again. “dammit!” ace curses. “oi! y/n, try to breathe!” he holds her upper body in his lap. she continues gasping for air when lights illuminate the rather large stadium they were in. ace squints at the suddenly bright lights. “oh, and i forgot to mention—i’ll be watching!” orlando’s voice booms through the stadium as a live video of his face is plastered on a screen on the wall. “bastard!” ace grimaces. suddenly, he gets an idea. “y/n, i’m sorry for this but it’s the only thing i can think of.” he whispers to her. he presses his mouth to hers and begins breathing into her mouth. while he’s trying to give cpr, orlando teases them through the microphone. “ohhh~ this is getting steamy~” he chuckles. after a couple of breaths in, y/n gasps and starts breathing heavily, sitting up quickly. trying to catch her breath, she looks at ace. he prepares for her to scream at him but instead she says “thank you, portgas.” he looks at her blankly before grinning. “no problem, y/n!” he slaps her on the back. “aw, how heartwarming! a pirate and a marine making out! finally i’m getting what i wanted!” orlando coos. “what he wanted…” y/n repeats quietly. suddenly she looks back at ace. “i get it now.”

“are you sure this will work?” ace whispers. “hopefully.” she exhales. y/n stands up and pretends to fiddle with the door of the cage, knowing that it won’t budge. “ace, come help me with the cage!” she calls to him. he stands up and walks over to her as he pretends to fiddle with the cage as well. “fuck, y/n, i can’t do anything with this sea prism stone…” he trails off before fainting, falling right on top of her. then she realizes his face is planted right on her chest. she picks up his face with her hands on his cheeks. they stare at one another for a moment before they both go in for a kiss. the kiss is soft and hesitant and orlando doesn’t seem impressed. “kiss me more.” y/n whispers against ace’s lips. a light blush dusts his cheeks but he just complies and kisses the marine again, with more passion this time. a soft moan slips past y/n’s lips and ace feels his pants tighten at the sound. “yes! it’s all coming together!” orlando exclaims to himself. “now i wanna get front row seats to this show!” he says. “now is our chance.” y/n pulls back from ace slightly and he nods. they both sit up and examine each other. y/n’s swollen lips and slightly messed up marine uniform cause an even deeper blush to set on ace’s face. ace’s blush and obvious problem cause y/n to blush a bit too. “that was not part of the plan, fire fist.” she says, pointing to his pants. “i know it wasn’t ‘part of the plan’! it’s not like i wanted it to happen!” he whisper yells at her, blushing more. they hear the footsteps get closer and get back to their positions, this time with y/n sitting on his lap as his arms wrap around her waist. she holds his face in her hands and press their lips together again. orlando opens the door and whistles at the sight. he walks closer to the cage, until he’s in reach of them. y/n discreetly passes ace her pocket knife and he takes it, stabbing orlando in the ankle with it. “fuck! you bastard!” orlando shrieks as he bends down to cradle his ankle. when he bends down, y/n swiftly reaches her arm through the bars and snatches the keys off his belt. she unlocks the cage quickly, sticking her arm through the bars next to the lock. when the cage unlocks, y/n and ace get into fighting positions. “ready, vice admiral?” ace smirks. “whenever you are, commander.” y/n replies. orlando falls to the ground and pleads for forgiveness. “w-wait! we can work this out, r-right?” he laughs nervously. “hey, y/n, didn’t his bounty say dead or alive?” ace mocks a question. “y’know, ace, now that you mention it, i think it does.” she feigns innocence. [insert super cool fight scene where ace and y/n beat the shit outta him]

after they leave the pirate’s lair…

“well, this is where we go our separate ways.” y/n exhales as she throws an unconscious orlando on her marine ship. “right.” ace smiles. “don’t tell anyone i said this but… for a guy with a 550,000,000 berry bounty, you’re not so bad.” she smiles back. “you could always come join whitebeard’s crew and become a pirate.” he suggests, which she takes as a joke but he actually meant it. “no thanks, ace.” she laughs lightly. they stand in silence for a moment, both thinking the same thoughts. thoughts that were too dangerous for a pirate and marine to be thinking about each other, so instead they just give each other a knowing look. “goodbye, vice admiral y/n.” ace says. “goodbye, fire fist ace.” she smiles.

a few months later…

“ace!” y/n yells through the crowd of people. kneeling at the execution alter, ace looks up to see y/n running up the stairs to him. “y/n?” he says as more of a question. when she reaches him, she pulls out her polearm and whacks the two marines guarding him on the head. a gasp erupts from the crowd. “y/n! what are you doing?!” his eyes widen. she takes out the key to his handcuffs and unlocks the cuffs. “becoming a pirate with you.”

[twicesserafim]

Forbiddingly Yours [2]

I'm yours.

...

"chouu" "hello, hellooo. whacha playing?" "a shooting game and the people have like super powers or like special abilities" "ooh" "yeahhh" "what's your character's special ability?" "money" "what?"

"he's so rich that he used money to buy special equipment and like machines made out of pure gold that no one else has, like each character has 3 abilities and then their strongest one that they get once they reach a certain amount of point in the game"

"that's interesting.." "yurpp" "what are you abilities?" "i have 2 teleporting machines, 2 machines that slow down the enemy which is really good because if the other team are trying to go into like the main battle ground, we have time to take up more of it then they do"

"oohhhh" "and then i have a one shot one kill typa gun thing" "that seems like.. you need a lot of aim- shit. hold on, give me a sec. someone's knocking on my door." You nodded, turning off your camera and muting yourself.

"yes?" "who are you talking to?" "oh, i was mumbling to myself to get ideas for my characters in my writing project" "oh? is it just freestyle writing?" "yeah" "ohhh that's nice" "it is" "did you shower yet?"

"yeah" "okay, mom and dad are on their way home" "okay, bye" Her brother left and closed the door as tzuyu let out a sigh of relief "he's gone" "you have a brother?" "yup"

...

It's been a month, almost two months since the two of you started talking, you've gotten closer and talk every day, laughing, joking and tzuyu felt herself falling for you harder everyday.

She didn't want to accept it, but she knew it was true, she knew she was falling for you, and nothing was stopping her from falling deeper.

Slowly, you guys started hanging out in person instead of only on the phone, eating ice cream and just talking, although you had to hide. Because you guys knew, if anyone saw you and they told your parents.

You guys are dead.

"im so sleepy" you mumbled to tzuyu, she nodded in agreement. "my brother is on a break and went with my parents to their cabin for the weekend.. do you wanna stay over?" "can i really?" "yeah"

You smiled and agreed, tzuyu held your hand, taking you back to her place. You spent the night just watching some movies, joking around and ending up sleeping, but you woke up in her arms.

Her lips slightly parted, soft breaths leaving them. Her chest rising and falling slightly as she looked so peaceful. She was stunning and you couldn't deny it.

You couldn't deny that you were falling for her too, that she interested you so much, you wanted to spend every minute with her, you really enjoyed tzuyu's company.

Oh and how you wished every morning could be like this.

You felt your heart race slightly and a light blush covers your cheeks when your heard tzuyu left out a sleepy whine in her sleep, wrapping her arms around you tighter.

You held back a smile by biting your lip, but with the comfort of her holding you, you fell asleep once more.

...

"y/n?" "tzuyu, what's up?" "we started like talking.. 4 month ago, right?" "right, why?" "i have something i have to say" "okay, go ahead?" "i love you." "i'm sorry?" "i love you, okay? i fell for you."

"oh..?" "i know we're not aloud to, but i really did fall for you, and i don't know if i can get back up, i fell really hard for you." "you don't have to get back up because.. i fell for you too." "huh?" "are you that clueless?"

"well.." You chuckled, kissing her cheek as tzuyu smiled, "you missed." you raised an eyebrow, you cupped her cheeks and she grabbed your waist, your lips connected as your heart started racing. Tzuyu's heart doing the same.

You pulled away with a small laugh and she let out a giggle, "i wanna be with you all the time, i wanna be like this all the time.." "me too.."

"I want you to be mine, Lu."

"Then i'm yours, Chou."

[xxemosceneacidscumxx]

Jeff the killer x FEM! Reader

~ A Blinkless Gaze~ Part 8

The next day a woke up to what smelled like food. "Morning Sunshine." Jeff said. "Morning sleeping beauty." I said. He chuckled. What's that I asked after I noticed him cooking. "Racoon." I raised my eyebrows. "Oh" "it was all I could find, here this is for you." He said handing me some juicy delicious trash panda. "Thanks" I said taking a bite.  Kinda tasted like chicken mixed with ham. He Began to eat his. "So what's the plan?" "I know a place, we just have to go deeper into the woods, and then we'll cross dimensions, to slender's realm." I looked at him hella confused. "Dimensions?" "You'll see." Uhhhm "ok" I said. We finished eating and he picked me up, tossed me on his back, and started running again. We ran all day, stopping to use the bathroom, we ate one more time and then we rested. The next day we got up and and ran for a few more hours. "Ok we're here. He put me down, Pulled out his knife, and a piece of blank paper. I watched as he slit his finger tip. "Jeff what're you?-" "I'm fine, I'm just doing the thing." "Uhm ok" he wrote a circle with an x in the middle and then put it down on the ground with a rock on it so it wouldn't blow away. Then he started singing. "Slenderman, Slenderman. All the children try to run Slenderman, Slenderman

To him it's part of the fun Slenderman, Slenderman Dressed in dark, his suit and tie

Slenderman, Slenderman You most certainly will die" I just stared at him. Suddenly he grabbed my hand and stepped on the circle, and I saw I white light for a few seconds and then were were in a different forest. "How the hell?" "I don't know how it works, but I know it does, this place is all forest, and there's a mansion here that I stay at. I've asked about if I could bring you, and they said I could as long as you we don't break up or anything." "Oh, that's interesting." "Yeah, but it's gonna take a few days to get there from here, but we don't have to worry about any cops or shit like that." I let out a sigh of relief. "That's good." We walked for a few more hours. "Jeff?" "Yeah?" "I'm hungry." "Ok, stay here, I'll catch us some food, if you see anyone, explain that you're mine, and if that doesn't work, scream." "Ok" I said getting a little scared. He left, and was gone for what felt like hours. I was sitting and nearly dozed off and then I heard a clicking noise behind me. I turned around and saw a guy with stitches all over, bright green eyes, and light brown sides wept hair. "Who are you?" He said pointing a pistol in my face. I was so scared that I was shaking. "J- Jeff brought me here, I'm his wife." He put the gun on my forehead. "Like I'm supposed to believe that, how'd zalgo find a way in here?" "I don't know who that is." Suddenly his whole demeanor changed to like 20x more violent, and his voice was a little deeper sounding, "listen here you lousy spy, you tell me how the hell you got in here you little bitch!" I just stood there, shaking."answer me." "JEFF I NEED HELP JEFF" I shouted before he put his hand over my mouth. "You can drop the phony wife act." I started to cry. Suddenly the man was tackled by Jeff. "Get that gun outta my wife's face, Liu!" Suddenly his demeanor changed again. "Wait, so this actually is your wife????" He said as they stood up. "Yeah, dude" Jeff Said. Liu looked at me. "I am SO sorry." He said clapping his hands together. "Uhm it's ok." "So what's your name?" "I'm y/n" "I'm Liu, and my alter is sully." Ohhh split personality. Makes sense. "So what're you doing out here?" Said Jeff. "I was looking for you, where the hell have you been?" "It's a long story." Jeff said rolling his eyes. "Well, wanna tell it?" Liu asked sounding a little annoyed. I stared at him for a sec. "Well, I was running from the cops, and I heard these dogs and they were chasing this little kid, so I grabbed the kid, and the cops caught up to me in the process, so I played crazy, and got thrown into the funny farm, where I met y/n." Liu chuckled. "Jeez" he said. Man am I hungry. "So uhh how's about that food?" Jeff gasped a little. "Oh! I forgot, I caught us a deer." I looked at him in disbelief. "You caught a deer? By yourself???" He chuckled. "What? You think I'm weak?" He said jokingly. "No" I said rolling my eyes. The three of us walk up on a dead buck deer. I stared at it. "Why you staring at it like that?" Liu asked me, sounding totally puzzled. "He caught a BUCK deer all by himself..." I said staring at Jeff. Jeff stopped building the fire, to look at me and flex his muscles. I shook my head at him with a giggle. "So, where you from y/n?" "Heavensport Alaska" (I said Alaska because I really wanna move there one day, but you can change it in ur brain) "ooooh Alaska. We're from Wisconsin" Liu said pointing at him and Jeff. I cocked my head to the side, confused. "Were you guys friends or something?" They both Started a howling laughter. "What?" I said wanting an answer. "Liu's my little bro" Jeff said finally starting the fire. I widened my eyes, totally shooketh. "Really?" "Yup" liu said now helping Jeff skin the deer. I watched as Jeff gauged out the antlers. I yawned. "Listen, y/n, why don't you rest a little before food, this shit'll take forever" I yawned. "Ok" I said laying down. I thought about the new possibilities of coming with Jeff. I wonder what's happened to my mom. Is she disappointed? Will I regret this? No, stop this, this is silly. I thought falling asleep.

[mickmundy]

2, 14, 51 from the otp asks for Bushmed and/or spoovy? 😊

HIIIII MY FRIEND ABOSLUTELY!!!! EEHEEEE and omg you know i'll never pass up an opportunity to talk about bushmed AND spoovy... HEHE... >:)c

bushmed;

2. What would they do if the other woke in a manic state after a nightmare? omg... don't hurt/comfort me.,., OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO.,., so in my fics medic is gradually worrying more and more about how sniper is becoming less of a coworker/successful experiment and more of an.,,. object of affection... and i think it's important to medic that no matter how close he gets with someone, it's important that his Clinical Thoughts doesn't get mixed with his Emotional Thoughts and unfortunately sniper is in fact a delicious mixture of the two :(... HEHE.. but i think once they start dating and going to bed together, sniper's always the first to fall asleep. being cuddled up to medic just makes him so sleepy hehe!! but with sniper, medic has a hard time "leaving work at the office"., so once sniper's asleep he'll sometimes (carefully, quietly) check his vitals as discreetly as he can (ones he can without any equipment of course), specifically checking in on his heart. it's more about The Ritual of doing so than anything else (like "oh shit did i leave the oven on? better go double check" type of thing) except, you know, it's sniper's life. so medic will listen to sniper's heart and tell himself it's fine, he's fine, go to bed. but sometimes if he falls asleep worrying about it, he'll SWEAR he heard sniper's heart stop and jolt awake and press his ear to sniper's chest... only to hear the reliable thump thump thump... whew okay see! nothing to worry about! i don't think sniper has nightmares very often so i can see medic's Hyperactive Mind/Weird Sleeping Schedule making him more prone to them. when he gasps and jolts awake sniper instantly wakes up and is like "y'okay, pidge? sorry, did i squish you?" (even though it would be impossible for sniper to squish medic imo LOL) and medic takes a deep breath in through his nose and is like "no, aheh, i'm sorry my heart, i must have had a dream!" and pulls sniper close to him and sniper curls around him and is like "sleep, dovey." (said like a groggy "order") and medic nestles against him and is like "ja, ja, alright, alright,.," but his eyes open again and he presses his palm to sniper's skin... alright it's not too cold, not deathly cold like it was when it was fished out of that ocean water in new zealand and dumped in the morgue and- 14. How do their personalities compliment each other? How do they clash? OOHHH FUN ONE... i think they're a very fun ship because they can be written as Clashy OR Complimentary... both of them are capable of tenderness though only reserved for Very Few people... both are capable killers who can be (read: Not Exclusively) cold and cunning.., a really interesting dynamic for them for me personally is sniper's professional code vs medic's complete lack thereof and how it affects not only them individually, but how they interact with each other.... i think they're both mutually respectful of it but it's definitely a fun thing to think about!! i've touched on that in one of my mini fics for bushmed week that i wrote last year! of course i think they compliment each other because i think sniper needs someone who is a bit more Outgoing than he is to really show him how to have fun (and in medic's case, make mischief!) and let loose!! HEHE... 51. What’s a non verbal way they say I love you? UWAA so many.., sniper leaving one of his shirts for medic to cuddle up to when sniper gets up early and medic stays asleep.. medic massaging sniper's (sore, but he'll never admit it) hands after a long day on the field... laying in silence together and focusing on the sounds of them being Alive Together (sniper likes listening to medic's breathing and medic likes listening to sniper's heart)... ;-;

spoovy;

2. What would they do if the other woke in a manic state after a nightmare? i hc that heavy has ptsd (and gets treatment from medic for it) and that he is actually quite the restless sleeper. he tries not to bother spy with it if he can, but spy is too receptive to just let heavy brush it off! spy is a night owl himself so he'll often lay in bed with heavy and rub his head or his back while he reads and heavy falls right to sleep! if heavy has a nightmare, spy is awake and right there, ready to comfort him. he asks if he wants to talk about it, or if he needs him to go and get medic. spy always makes sure there's a glass of water and a snack on the bedside table (i think they're both bed time/night time snackers! hehe) if heavy wants it, but usually he's just glad spy is there with him. he focuses on spy running his thumb over the shell of his ear and spy Volunteers to read to him (one of heavy's russian copies of his favorite books, but reads it in french; something heavy loves) and lets heavy cut in with anecdotes about translation and language while spy hums lovingly... <3 14. How do their personalities compliment each other? How do they clash? tbh i think they have very complimentary personalities. level-headed, rational, very calculated people. i have no clue where the "heavy is dumb" trope came from but i hate it soooo much. i think they're also on the same footing intellectually as well as street-smarts and mercenary capability. while their skillset is Very Opposite i'd say they're still mutually knowledgeable and very emotionally intelligent, too. spy's a little more thickheaded than heavy is, but i think spy needs someone who can cup his face and be like hey. listen and give him earnest advice when he needs it. which is often. because spy is the world's most grand supreme darling little girlfailure and i think heavy sees that but also respects spy enough to know it's more complicated than whatever "surface level reasons" spy has for doing what he does! 51. What’s a non verbal way they say I love you? ah! they love leaving each other notes. it's the linguists in them! spy leaves heavy little notes tied to sasha with a ribbon and heavy stashes notes in spy's disguise kit or in the book he knows he's going to pick up later that day. heavy thinks it's fun to "communicate like a spy does" and spy likes the cheekification of "communicating like a spy does"!! it's playful and very flirty for both of them and they often play games of trying to catch one another in the act of placing the notes!! HEHE.., they have yet to catch each other though!!! >:)

[troutpopulation]

part 2 of bday drama ohhh my god

So Sophia and I are chill and I'm just focusing on having a great time and celebrating Dani. I forgot to mention but in the few days before Seattle, Sophia had started showing up randomly at my doorstep, one of which times I was going out to dinner with my boyfriend (who hates Sophia bc of how she's treated me) to bring me tea. Again. She keeps bringing tea to my house. It's very awkward and in the car my bf is like Are you ok were you expecting her? It's kinda funny (evil) that she couldn't show up here once when u needed it but is now like. Frequenting your porch.

Anyways in Seattle Sophia is completely sucking my dick the entire time asking me constant questions about my interests, laughing way too loud at my jokes, and like, almost ignoring everyone else which was embarrassing because we are there FOR DANI. At this point I still care about Sophia, I love her but I don't fucking like her. I don't want to embarass her or make her feel bad but I want her to stfu and leave me alone.

We were alone at one point and she started apologizing again and I was like ah. Uh. Let's keep that at home please lol! Time and place lol!

But anyways she kept asking me constant questions about my interests. Like one every 40 seconds. The questions get so constant I am like, not mad at this point but after the 6th question (one of which she WOKE ME UP) in the car to ask, I was fighting the urge to be like CAN We Play The Quiet Game? Let's see how long we can hold our breath!!! It was all very fun questions about geology and geotechnics but like fuck man the drive was over an hour long and she asked ONLY ME a question every other minute STOP TALKING LOL

She left a day early planned bc of her schedule she had a con that Sunday, and that Sunday night after going to a drag show and a club I call my bf to see how he and our puppy are and bc I miss him. Megan walks into the room and she's like he's still on the phone right? He says hi.

She says hey uh. Sophia just messaged me and said she wants to talk to your bf about planning something for your bday. My jaw drops.

I invited her reluctantly to my bday plans as a formality so I didn't completely exclude her and break up the group. But only if multiple ppl came and I didn't need to talk to her. Most people are going to Fanimecon or working on my bday so I canceled my bday plans. And so she has now taken it upon herself to plan my bday for me as a sort of "look what I did for you take me back!!!" Thing

[base0h]

Hello!! I was wondering if you could do some headcannons for a reader (g/n) who doesn’t eat much and tends to sleep during the day with the strawhats boys?

For some more information to work with, let’s say the reader is a new crew member! They may be a bit of a cuddler when sleeping (/p), and will probably offer whatever they can’t eat to Luffy. They are from a cold climate and will usually clean their plate with cold foods, and seem to enjoy sleeping in cold, dark or even damp areas. In warm climates, they’re usually trying to sleep 24/7 to avoid the heat.

I hope that helps, and feel free to have fun with this! Go wild!

a/n - I didn’t know a request could describe me-??? 🗿 how tf did you do that anon? 😭 tysm for this request anon! I hate hot weather and rn in America it’s ridiculously warm 💀

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, fluff, platonic relationships <3

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Luffy

- He always loves a new Nakama!

- First time he met you, it was almost clear as day that he had to invite you to the crew

- but! He was so confused when you didn’t even have close to how big of an appetite this rubber man has

- Why did you always give your food to him?

- It was almost kinda- dumb to him 💀

- “Y/n! You’re always giving me perfectly good meat! Why don’t you eat any??” (He’s saying this as his mouth is full with your food)

- When you try to explain that you just don’t have much of an appetite, he can’t understand

- this boy can’t fathom how you wouldn’t take up the offer of perfectly wonderful meat

- but you make up for it because you allow him to fall asleep on your shoulder during the day for a nap!

- He finds you very comfortable to lay on :)

- Zoro totally gets it, sleeping is life

- You sleep- quite a lot during the day, maybe even more than Zoro

- It made Luffy interested in just watching you as you slept, or trying different ways to wake you up

- One of them being throwing you into the ocean 💀

- Or maybe putting a plate of meat in front of your nose to see if the scent woke you up like it did for him

- During the hotter days, he finally noticed that you slept a LOT more and seemed to eat even less than you did before

- First thought he had was that you were dying :’)

- He asked chopper to make sure you weren’t dying

- “Maybe y/n just needs some meat! I’ll give some of mine, maybe that’ll make it all better?”

- “..Luffy not everyone is like you-“ -Nami

- He’s definitely a bit concerned! But after your explanation, it gave him some peace of mind

- “Ohhh so you just don’t like the hot weather? So how about I throw you into the ocean? That’ll make you better right? Ok let’s go!”

- he literally picked you up and chucked you into the ocean 💀

- what made it worse was that he jumped in with you because he thought it’d be fun .-.

- You ended up not only having to try to not drown, but also save Luffy’s ass

- He learned his lesson, “y/n hates hot weather”

- During the colder seasons, he noticed you were a lot less exhausted and tired

- He loves playing in the snow with you!!

- he gave you his cold food and made you give him your meat, fair trade

- he usually stayed near you because since you’re accustomed to the cold, you were naturally a pretty warm person

- you also enjoy sleeping when it’s raining, the damp, clean smell of the rain, and the soft pattering against the wood and windows of the room you slept in only made your sleep more pleasant

- Luffy loves how you sleep a lot during the day! Perfect person to use as a pillow for naps lol

- You don’t like warm foods? Give him your stuff and he’ll trade you his cold food :)

Zoro

- of all people Zoro is the one to understand how you sleep a lot during the day

- I mean- have you seen how much this man naps??

- He can sleep through a fucking tornado or a war 💀

- he’s not a fan of hot weather either, but not as much as you

- You sleep more to try and avoid it, so he’ll try to bring you some cold water every now and then

- He immediately took notice to your dislike towards hot weather, and as well as hot foods

- he’s kind of confused as to why you don’t eat a lot, but he leaves you alone about it, after all, this man has no room to talk with his lack of directional sense :/

- he’s actually impressed because he isn’t as used to the cold as you, so he still has to wear extra jackets out in the snow

- He very reluctantly asks you how you’re so used to the cold

- But when you just say that you’re “used to it” eh- that doesn’t bode well with him

- Man has a mission now to be able to withstand the cold

- He took all his jackets off (yes like in chopper’s first arc lmao) and started swimming around and diving into the snow headfirst

- “… is he getting dumber?” -Sanji

- yea he got sick, and then decided to continue doing whatever he was doing, not connecting the dots that perhaps being out in -20 degree weather without proper clothing wasn’t smart??

- this man doesn’t know what the fuck a cold is, so you had to educate him about that

- “Zoro. It’s a cold. It’s not a person that’s trying to stop you from training. It’s literally your body saying you need to rest.”

- you forced him to put clothes on (you had to get Nami to punch him to knock him out to make it easier on you)

- all in all, cold weather (with proper clothing) = yes

- cold weather + no clothes + swimming in ice cold water + skin touching snow directly = fuck no

Sanji

- at first, Sanji didn’t really like how you never wanted to finish your food

- So when he confronted you about it, and you explained, he tried his best to be an understanding friend about it!

- He started making you colder foods so that you’d eat more often and finish your food :)

- and no he will not let Luffy touch your food lmao

- he learned to make smoothies and that sorta thing if you liked them :D

- He didn’t pester you if you were napping while it was time to clean the deck, not because he treated you like his previous Nami-swan and Robin-chwan- but because he knew that you probably needed some rest

- Hot weather was absolutely horrible for you after all

- He’ll let you nap on his shoulder but I don’t think you’d want to bec he’s always smoking- so it might smell kinda weird 💀

- Zoro gets mad at him for letting you nap and not letting him nap

- “Well at least y/n doesn’t have moss green hair you dumbass!”

- “At least I don’t have curly eyebrows you perverted cook!”

- it turned into a brawl btw and yes it woke you up

- you walked up onto deck, tired eyes, seeing Luffy perched on top of a barrel (in L’s sitting position lmao) with something sticking out of his mouth

- “Oh hey y/n! Do you want a popsicle? Sanji made ‘em.” He said, offering one from the.. Many in his hand

- (ok popsicles are amazing lmao)

- Nami knocked both of them out so don’t you worry!

- You can eat your popsicle in peace with chopper :)

a/n - oh gosh- I feel like these were kind of aimless and funky- hope y’all like them tho 💜

<3

[emisirrelevant]

THOUGHTS ON THE FINALE OF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS ORIGINAL SIN!!!!

*SPOILERS* if you haven't watched the last few episodes yet you've been warned

*TW/CW- mature/sensitive content in this post

I am literally still processing everything but:

Was I the only one who thought the Liars' plan with the blood drive was actually kind of creative?

Ohhh the principal rejecting Tabby's film had me SEETHING. I should have known from that scene he'd be the one behind it all/pulling the strings.

Going back and rewatching the scene where Chip tries to ask Imogen if she wants to go to his place for Thanksgiving is now very uncomfortable. Thank god she had Tabby and her mom!! And that's on the tabogen agenda.

I honestly thought Shawn was going to be a part of the A stuff or the guy who assaulted Tabby and Imogen but he was not. If we get a season 2 though, I'm keeping an eye on him. No offense Noa- but he lied about the pills/drugs. Like I wonder if he really was telling the truth when he said later that he threw them out.

The club scene!! Iconic, but the rational part of my brain also was like "Yes Faran good suggestion- WAIT THEY'RE MINORS THEY SHOULD NOT BE OUT CLUBBING"

When Kelly(?) "said call me Karen" to Greg- HUHHH?

I knew Crazy Joe wasn't A

It felt too much like a red herring to me- too obvious

The Waters' house did give me AHS Murder House vibes- they really nailed the creepy vibe with the set

Yess finally I’m so glad they got the moms to talk about Angela- also the fact that each mom's situation with Angela paralleled the daughters in the present

Noa saying "I can't handle juggling two addicts in my life" SWEETIE no :(((((

FARAN LETTING HER HAIR DOWN!!

I'm glad Henry told Faran about Kelly kissing him and didn't keep it a secret. Maybe there is one decent man on this show??

Also Ben Cook heyyy good for him getting those roles!

Ash just eating the pizza instead of directly answering Mouse's mom HAHA

Tabby's mom going OFF on Wes like that!!!

Faran going off on Sheriff Beasley!! QUEEN!

We got to see Imogen’s dad, interesting.

**The fact that he mentioned that Imogen’s mom stated in her will for Imogen to live with the Haworthes if anything bad happened though- TABOGEN WAS FATED! 

Honestly the whole Beasley family situation was really sad- and like the fact that there are some families like this in real life- it was really giving me Melanie Martinez Dollhouse vibes for sure.

Oh I see Kelly x Faran as a potential headcanon.

Oh damn. It was Chip. 

The whole scene when Imogen and Tabby confronted Chip though?Wow. Top tier acting from Bailee and Chandler. Powerful.

"This year has made us very, very good liars" ICONIC!

OMG THE FINAL EPISODE THOUGH HHHHHH

So much went DOWN!!

I'm still in shock with A doing that to Davie's body though- Tabby asking if Imogen was okay "Nope. Definitely not"

IMOGEN ADAMS DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD!! Fuck A for giving her life long trauma!

Not Angela's brother being named Archie- STOP WITH THE R*VERD*LE REFERENCES

IT WAS THE PRINCIPAL!!!! That was a good twist, I appreciate it.

Omg Kelly's mom stabbing Sheriff Beasley though was another twist I did not see coming.

1000000000+ points for adding a Motley Crue song in there!!

I absolutely LOVED the moment when the rest of the girls immediately stood up when the principal threatened to shoot Imogen and her baby- RIDE OR DIES FOR EACH OTHER YES

**THE FIGHT SCENE WITH IMOGEN AND A!!

MAKING CINEMATIC HISTORY

The camera angles in this show- absolutely DELICIOUS

Tabby being there when Imogen woke up in the hospital GO TABOGEN GO

The scene where everyone was celebrating Christmas together 🥺🥺 (every other ship kissing and then TABOGEN pls SEASON 2 SO WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!)

Also why did I know someone was going to say Die Hard when Tabby asked about favorite Christmas movies and why did it fit Shawn perfectly-

Aww Elodie and Shirley saying they're going to couples therapy GOOD FOR THEM!! (technically they ALL need it lol)

Interesting way to bring back some original PLL with that Aria and Ezra mention.. but when that baby finds out that her parents were in a student teacher relationship-

Overall glad that all those nasty men were EXPOSED. Especially the principal and Sheriff Beasley. Still wondering about Wes though. If there's a season 2 I'm keeping an eye on him too.

So Kelly was Kelly the whole time- I like that there’s a possibility that she stays friends with the Liars in the future- but like what if it’s still Karen? I wanna believe it’s Kelly and that Kelly is good but still.

And finally, Imogen saying she thinks it’s over

But A killed Sheriff Beasley AND came back for Chip-

When I first heard about this show, I was skeptical at first and didn't have many expectations going into it. I never watched the very first Pretty Little Liars series in its entirety, but this spinoff somehow managed to pull me in. Thank you PLLOS Original Sin for everything! What an amazing cast and show. I would definitely recommend this show to others.

SEASON 2, SEASON 2, SEASON 2

[featherlumina]

Well. Looks like I woke up today and chose...pain. Time to get some thoughts out about this tragic scene.

Okay, first up, even though I did push the brightness & colour saturation on this scene for the GIF, the light in his leg just seems... more...purple than before? I don’t know, when he was running, the light inside seemed more blue. Probably just an example of why you don’t mix shimmer and arcane magic, I guess. More on that later.

“...Sky...Sky!? No!”

THIS. THIS SCENE IS BRILLIANT. The way the camera focuses on Viktor through Sky’s glasses? OH. OHHH. It’s cinematography at it’s finest. Fortiche never ceases to amaze me. It says so many things. The first and only priority for Sky in that moment was saving Viktor, and he was the last thing she saw. In this moment, we’re also invited to see things from Sky’s perspective—but there’s something very, very wrong, because she’s not there. We can’t get her view anymore because she’s gone. 

Like Viktor, we as the audience missed the chance to know her more, and, like Viktor, we mourn what could have been (yes, I went there). In Viktor’s self-absorbed desperation, Sky became an afterthought to him, and she was ripped away because of his carelessness. I’ll have more to say on this in future posts but I believe the lack of Sky’s character was extremely intentional. Am I mad she was very much sidelined? Yes. But I think it was done for very clever reasons, given the show’s attention to detail.  

Anyway, can we also just cry about how upset Viktor is here? He’s just been thrown about by the Hexcore, but the first thing on his mind is Sky. The absolute look of distress from Viktor just...ugh, it ruins me. In my head, this scene says a lot about Viktor’s attitude to Sky as well. He hasn’t just taken a stranger’s life. He’s taken the life of his childhood friend—someone he watched grow up alongside him, with hopes, dreams and ambitions to change the world for the better. 

Just like him.

Whether or not he reciprocated her feelings is another matter, but he clearly cared about her. Viktor’s circle has never seemed that big, either, so losing her, one of the few people who loved him...god. It’s tragic, because once the veil of his Hexcore madness lifted and he saw the consequences, the Viktor we knew and loved from early on in Act I & Act II came rushing right back—someone who deeply cared for others, ahead of himself, and the horror that he took a life becomes unbearable.

“No! Th-that can’t...that can’t...!”

Okay. Can I just say. The animation here is gut-wrenchingly good. The last few frames just convey Viktor’s horror so, so well. The way Sky’s ashes fall through his trembling hands, the agonised expression...this is the moment we can see Viktor’s realisation at what his actions have led to. I can’t imagine the cognitive dissonance he’s experiencing here. To have worked so hard to help, only to have your life’s work end someone? God. Someone send help. I can’t anymore. It’s too depressing. No wonder Vik contemplated ending his own life later.

(Also kinds reminds me of Powder’s monkey... to have worked so hard with the intention to help, only to destroy...let’s hope Vik ends up a little less traumatised than Jinx, hey? They really should be friends, come to think. Could really bond over the trauma and grow as people. For those who AU this, good on you).

What a scene. It’s just... pure devastation. Sky’s remains just...everywhere, even with bits of her clothes, a shoe...it’s awful. Also, Viktor is ridiculously skinny. He’s barely skin and bone at this stage (I have my hunches on lung cancer being his illness because cancer just consumes your body for sustenance, but it’s just a hunch).

Okay this horrible orb just looks menacing as heck right now. I find it interesting because before this, the Hexcore was already corrupted by shimmer to some degree, but Viktor didn’t have any shimmer left for this round. And yet, the Hexcore became more corrupted still. Why is that? It also makes me wonder what would’ve happened to Vik if Sky hadn’t shown up. Because the whatever was happening stopped after Sky was consumed. Would he have been taken by the Hexcore instead? Because the Hexcore definitely seems interested in taking before it gives anything in return (i.e., Viktor’s blood). Anyhow, I have way more questions about this than answers, so we’ll leave it there. 

(Also I’ve tried reading LoL lore to get my head around The Void, as lots of people have some great theories about it and how it might link to shimmer/the Hexcore, so I might write more on that one day...)

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

I had idea for a request it's basic but my favorite trop sooo how about The mercs in an there is only one bed scenario?

OHHHHH!! YESSSS This is such a wonderful idea! Thank you for the idea anon!! OHHH I am so excited! By the way, basic ideas are good! It helps me improve for future writtings! I am so happy thank you very much! By the way, I have been really busy so I might not come to all requests! Sorry!

Scout

This boy was...flustered as fuck. As soon as you both only so one bed, he thought he was dreaming. Pls, help me. He saw your flushing face then he exploded red. (damn that is so fricking cute) So, he then started the conversation. ''D-DO you want the left or right'' ''l-left'' So yeah now you were on bed, he was a nervous wreck. He looked at you, you were already asleep...You looked so peaceful, hehe. You then got up due to scout shuffling so much, ''*yawn* Scout you cant sleep?'' ''Yeah...hmmm sorry if I bothered you toots'' ''It`s ok umm you wanna play Uno or poker or something?'' ''YES!!'' ''*chuckles* Of course.'' He melted at your little chuckle. You both went on the carpet floor and played some games the next morning you were both found sleeping on the floor....hugging...

Soldier

He seemed fine on the outside but deep inside he was a teeny tiny bit flustered. (SOLDIER YOU ARE OVERTHINKING IT!!) So, for that night he let you go to bed early. He has some training or something. After finishing training he saw you. Peacefully sleeping, your breathing was slow and cute. He then went to bed, but he slipped a bit. He did not fall but still made some noise. You woke up. ''Soldier are you okay!?'' ''I am fine cupcake'' After treating his wound. (he got a bit hurt) You both were in bed sitting up, you then talked about you can`t sleep. He said the same. ''U-UM cupcake do you want to hear about my stories?'' ''Yes please'' You gently smiled. He then talked about dangerous/ adventurous storied about war, the past, or maybe this week. It was super interesting soon you felt sleepy. He noticed it and made you lay down. He then turned the light off. Good night cupcake. This was not as bad as he thought, your face of curiosity was so cute...I think I should share my stories more.

Pyro

He did not care, yey sleepover! This both surprised you but warmed your heart. Pyro brought all the fairy tale stories, stuffed animals, etc. It was a nice tent. Since both of you were not able to sleep. You read over 30 fairy tales to pyro. If they had the character flush/puppet for that book you then used it to act it out (like in a puppet show) It was awesome!!! You also soon felt sleepy, ''and then red riddin-zzz~'' Pyro then tucked you in bed and patted your head. :)).

Engineer

This boy was a blushing mess. So were you. There are two red tomatoes and a bed, in this room. You were the first to ask if you should sleep on floor, then engi said that he would instead. After some talking, you know what fuck it. Yep, you were going to sleep on the same bed. The floor was rock hard and tomorrow was an important day, you both valued health so. It was fine I think. You first went to sleep first you were dead tired so. Engi was about to talk, but he noticed you sleeping he then watched you sleep for a couple of hours and wondered about you. Then you said some mumble ''...mm..?'' It was so cute omg. He then went to sleep thinking about that cute sound. He then woke up early and made you some breakfast :)). ''Mornin sugar!''

Heavy (hard to explain but just go with it)

That was not the biggest issue it was the bed`s durability issue. He was worried as fuck if the bed would break due to him being huge. Luckily it did not, thank god, if guys broke it meant you had to pay the hotel for the damage. To be honest heavy was a bit flustered about this. So yeah, you first went on the bed, you were really sleepy and fell asleep first. After heavy finished cleaning Sasha he then went to bed, due to his weight all the weight went too heavy so the bed was a bit leaned toward him (do you get what I mean? hard to explain) You then rolled a bit and was next to his arm like really close, heavy forgot how to breathe for a second. You were hugging his arm...this is the cutest thing ever. He soon went to sleep. Even till morning, you still hugged his arm.

Demoman

He couldn't think straight. Hmm~One bed only huh...Oh, He then realized. He was red. He then spoke first ''You can sleep first, Im gonna go to a bar'' ''Um-I th-'' He opened the window to check the weather, *fooosh* It was raining, hard. Welp. ''I thinks it raining'' ''Ye, it is...'' ''...'' ''Wanna play one round of poker before sleeping?'' ''Yeah!'' ''hehe lets go to the living room table, and also...'' ''?'' ''Scrumpy'' ''Hehe ok ok and scrumpy!''You guys had a fun time and no you did not just play 1 round of poker but 10. You both fell asleep on the table, demo woke up to see your right hand holding his hand and the left-hand holding cards. Your hands were warm...my face is all red...I am just drunk...

Sniper

*floof* His face was bright red. Lord help him he feels like his face is on fire. Help pls send help. He tried to act cool but failed. You were really sleepy so you really didn't notice that there was only one bed. You were maybe a bit drunk... You jumped on the bed ''I-It so soft mmm...Do you want to join me, sniper?'' Your cute round eyes was just so... OOF. He sat on the very edge of the bed, like the tip of the bed. ''Ye Its soft...and nice'' (just like you) ''Yeah~Its soft...zzz'' He then watched you peacefully sleep, it was so...adorable. He then got the courage to pat your head. Pat. Then he watched your reaction it was a cute smile of comfort. Ok. Clear. (He was checking whether you would wake up or not) He then continued patting. Pat...Pat...pat.....pat....pat. He soon fell asleep his hand was still on your head.

Medic

He really tried not to be flustered about this he really did but nope. Too bad his head was exploding and his heart was pounding. The same was for you. Then this happened. ''You know...I will sleep on the floo-'' ''Absoulutly NOT! It is bad for your spine/back you should sleep on the bed I will sleep on the floo-'' ''But its bad for you back too medic, tomorrow is an important day'' ''...ok'' So yep, now you were both in the bed. You were slowly drifting to sleep. zzz...You fell asleep first, medic was about to drink the sleeping pills but then saw your cute sleeping face...He then watched you for a while, the way you breathed slowly and look so peaceful fascinated him. He then played around with your hair it was soo soft. Then you looked cold, he then put the cover on and took his glasses and slept.

Spy

This man was okay with it. He was pretty chill not gonna lie...but he was still nervous...a little. He usually stays up late so yeah...he has a hard time sleeping. So obviously you slept first, you passed out on the bed. Which he found adorable. And boom, you were asleep. Spy was on the bed but was sitting up just reading. He had one hand on the bed and one on the book. After a few moments he saw you hold his hand. He was surprised but happy. Your gentle hand were holding his hand. It had gloves but still he found that really cute. He still felt the warmth. He soon went to bed, even till morning your hands were intertwined :).

Yes! I finally finished idk why this took so long. One bed huh...it was dun to write this! It ain`t cheesy but rather comfort/fluff focus. I have been busy. So yeah, Requests will take a while. I just have so many ideas to write!! :< So yeah, hope you enjoyed it! Have a nice day~

[lihikainanea]

I love looking back at the blurbs about tiger finding porn bill likes. Just him being so nervous cause he’s WOKE TIGER and she’s like uh okay. But what if she stumbles upon a more intense video he indulged in, maybe a kink he hadn’t brought up to her yet? She’s not bothered by him watching porn, but is insecure over him not sharing these thoughts with her.

Mmm, I love this thought. But like, what is it about?

Wait wait, let me back up here. Alright, so Bill sometimes enjoys the odd naughty video or two but he's woke so he has some conflicts about it all until tiger reassures him that it is absolutely okay to indulge.

And while I do think they are very, very open with each other I think they still have some secrets, because that's normal. And Bill is woke, you know? He's woke, but he's still a red-blooded neanderthal and maybe he stumbles upon something that he tremendously enjoys, but he doesn't bring it up because he thinks it might cross a few limits that tiger isn't ready for.

Ohhh, what if it's something like sensory deprivation? Tiger's more than okay with being tied up, she's more than okay with being blindfolded--but those two things together, at the same time, they haven't really tried. Pair that with some noise-cancelling headphones, so most of her basic functions are completely impaired?

Bill loves the idea of it, he thoroughly enjoys the videos he's watched with it, but he hasn't brought it up. Tiger already gives so much, that asking her for this--even just having an initial conversation about it--he can't. He won't bring it up.

And like, these two have secrets but they don't really go to any great length to hide them from each other or anything. Bill isn't going to clear his entire browser history every time he's done with his laptop. And maybe he was so used to being on his own for a few weeks shooting that he just like...hell, he doesn't even close the browser once he's done with his solo session. And he only indulged in a little solo session because he finally woke up from his like, 34-hour nap and tiger was out doing the groceries and he just couldn't wait another goddamn minute. But it's all good, he's done, he closes his laptop, and like a gentleman he cleans up after himself.

It's only when he's in the shower later on or the next day that tiger grabs the closest laptop--which just happens to be his--and starts flipping through it. But a tab catches her eye, and she clicks on it--quickly muting the sound when loud moans explode from the computer.

It's a lot to take in. And not because it's raunchy--I mean, it is but it's not anything repulsively so--but just because she didn't really know that Bill was interested in trying this, and more so, she didn't know if she'd be game for it. She watches a few minutes of the video. It seems pretty intense--the girl is bound, gagged, blindfolded, and with headphones on while the guy just has his way with her.

She quickly closes the browser when she hears the water stop--Bill has this thing, it's probably very Swedish. When he's done his shower, he's literally just...done. He'll turn the water off and two seconds later the door opens, and he just wanders out, dripping wet, buck naked, and goes to ge this clothes. She's never quite seen anyone else with that habit, and it took a lot of shrieking before she finally got him to start using a towel to at least dab off SOME of the excess water dripping from his body. But even then--it's half assed.

And sure enough only a few seconds after the water shuts off, Bill steps out and walks down the hallway--leaving small puddles in his wake.

"Towel!" she calls after him.

"Make me, short stack." he retorts. And damn if tiger isn't ogling his backside as he takes his sweet time sauntering to his room.

He knows it, too.

Tiger takes a few minutes to collect her thoughts--does she bring it up to him? She's down to try new things, but that's...that'a s lot. She doesn't know if she's ready. But if he wants something, she wants him to be comfortable asking for it so they can have an open conversation.

She frets for a few minutes, but then he reappears in his sweatpants and a loose t-shirt, smirking at her.

"My hand is awfully light at the moment..." he says, cupping something invisible. She smiles.

"What's your poison tonight?" she asks.

"Surprise me."

She settles on a spring-time favourite for the two of them--the inimitable Sidecar, but with bourbon. She goes to join him on the patio and hands him a glass.

One sidecar turns into two, then three, and eventually a pitcher of sangria. The idea of cooking dinner gets scrapped for cheeseburgers and chili fries ordered in, and after thinking about it the whole night, tiger finally gains some courage to try and broach the subject.

"Let's talk....sex," she says, ad giggles. Bill smiles at her.

"Okay," he chuckles, "What's on your mind?"

"Are you....happy?" she asks, "With how things are?" And it's innocent enough--they have this discussion sometimes, just a general check in to make sure the other is happy and satisfied and still feeling good about everything.

"Very," he smiles that boyish grin at her, "Are you?"

"Yeah," she finds herself imitating his dopey grin. But then silence falls, and Bill looks at her expectantly. Tiger is as transparent as a fucking freshly polished window, and Bill always did handle his liquor better than her.

"Tiger," he coaxes, still with a smile, "Was there something you wanted to talk about? Something you....wanted to ask for?"

"No....maybe."

"Well go on then," he tells her gently. When she looks sheepish or shy, when she doesn't answer, Bill just leans forward and pulls her up from her chair, settles her over his lap and hooks her hair behind her ear.

"It's me kid," he reminds with a soft kiss to her jaw, "You can ask me for anything."

"That's not quite it," she sighs, but then she just dives in. "I saw the video, on your computer."

It takes Bill a second to realize what she's talking about, and then his eyes get a little wide.

"Oh," he says softly, "Tiger, I would never....I wouldn't ask--"

She puts a hand softly over his mouth.

"But you should," she says, "I want you to. You should ask if there's something you want to try, something new you discovered you're into. I want you to ask, so we can talk about it."

Bill kisses her fingers and she drops her hand.

"Okay," he says, "But that's...that's a lot to ask for, kid. That video was intense. I don't expect that."

"But do you want it?"

It's Bill's turn to go silent, his eyes shifting uncomfortably. Tiger tugs at the long lock of hair on his forehead.

"Billy," she says softly, "Do you want it?"

He sighs.

"It's not that simple kid," he says, "I only want it if it's something that you would enjoy as much as me. If not, then no. I don't want it. It's a lot to ask of someone--that much power. It's a lot to ask someone to give up."

"It is," tiger agreed, "And I don't...I don't know if I can do that."

"That's why I didn't ask--" he's getting a bit flustered now, he recognizes how difficult it would be to give up that much power, and tiger just places her hands gently on his cheeks.

"Easy bud," she says, "We need to be open with each other, yes? And if there's something you want to try, something I want to try, then we need to bring it up so we can talk about it and figure out what works. That's what we're doing now."

"I can't ask that of you."

"You're not. We're just talking," she says, "And in the spirit of being open with each other, that's a lot for me to try. I trust you with everything--I trust you more than I trust myself--and I want to try because I think it would be exciting, but we need to work up to it."

"Tiger, I can't-"

"Sometimes I wish I spoke that ridiculous language you call your mother tongue," she snaps, "Because then maybe you'd actually fucking listen to what I'm saying."

He shuts up.

"I want to try. The blindfold is okay. The binds are okay. But I do like hearing your voice or knowing where you are and what might come next. So, how do we work up to that?" she asks.

And she lets it go silent. This is a collaboration. He needs to know she wants to try, and he needs to stop fighting it.

"How about just one earbud in, to start?" he suggests after awhile, "That way you'll still be able to hear on one side."

"That could work," she said, "But I need contact all the time, okay? one hand always has to stay on me. With that many senses blocked, I think I could slip real fast and get scared."

"Of course," he says gently, "Tiger, only if you're sure. You promise?"

"I promise," she holds a pinky out, "As long as you promise that we can bring these things up with each other. Bill, you give me so much. So much, bud. If there's something you want, then I want the opportunity to give that to you. Promise?"

"Promise, kid," he murmurs.

[miyaniacs]

The One Night Stand

Toji x fem!reader / Gojo x fem!reader

Part 2

A/n: hey sooo i know i haven’t updated anything... but I’m in my Gojo AND Toji feels sooo part one of something? Or just a one shot? Who knows, tell me if any of you is interested in a part two.

Warnings: slight NSFW, mentions of alcohol and a blackout (nothing illegal happened!) and typos, i was just too lazy to read through this mess lol probs going to correct it tomorrow.

Characters: Toji Fushiguro x fem!reader , Satoru Gojo x fem!reader

Form: oneshot

Taglist: @laceymorganwrites

You sigh, your body slowly waking you up, due to the desperate need to go to the toilet. Trying to get the blanket off your body, eyes still closed, you frown. It’s stuck. Why is it stuck? Trying to wiggle out of the blanket, you move around in your bed, desperate to get it unstuck.

Suddenly you hear something groan and a strong arm wraps around your waist, pulling you into something hard.

Rock hard.

And warm.

And sculptured.

It feels human?

Just like the arm around your waist.

Your eyes shoot open.

After adjusting to the bright sunlight, you realize some things.

This definitely isn’t your room

There is a person behind you

Your body hurts more than your head

And you’re naked ( judging by your bra hanging from the table and your parties laying on the floor.

Shit Shit SHITTT you try to move out of the grip of the person behind you, yet you can’t move, he is strong, at least your drunk self was still able to stick to your type.

After a few minutes, the grip on your waist tightens.

“Fucking stop moving.” The male behind you growls in an incredibly deep smoothing voice, which - sadly - makes your legs press together and your back arches a bit more.

“Mhhh... on a second thought... keep on moving babe.” He chuckles lowly and his hand grabs your hips, pushing them more into his body.

He starts grinding on you, his lips leaving rough kisses down your neck.

His hand move downwards, finding its way between your legs.

“Already wet, I thought you’d had enough last night.” He teases and bites down on your - already purple - neck.

His hands and lips make it really hard for your brain to find the missing pieces. Missing pieces as in: His Name.

“Toji.” He chuckles, “Remember it, I want to hear you scream it again.”

And with that, he turns you around and moves on top of you.

Your mouth falls open.

No.

How the hell were your drunk self able to get THIS guy to take you home.

Holy Shit he was hot.

This dangerous kind of hot, you knew he was trouble..... NO FOCUS BRAIN! You won’t play a Taylor Swift song now.

You close your eyes.

FUNCTION AND FOCUS BRAIN!

FUNCTION AND FO-

Focusing suddenly becomes really easy the second you feel his lips kissing the inside of your thighs.

Your eyes shoot open.

“You’re here with me?” He smirks and you just gulp.

In a matter of seconds, his face is close to yours, one of his hand wrapped around your throat and the other pinning your arms on your chest.

“Focus and you get a good fuck. If not, you can leave right now... don’t think you can stay after I’m done with you tho.” He whispers, his lips gazing over yours.

“Not that I planned to stay in there first place.” You huff, finally finding your voice.

“Oh she can speak.”

“Now, care to show me what happened last night or can I leave now.”

“You really are a lightweight huh?”

But before you can answer, he buries his face in between your thighs while he presses your legs up to your chest, making your plan to answer ending in a moan.

////

“Ohhhhh, someone had some fun last nightttttt”

“Shut up Satoru.” You smack the back of his head and sit down next to him.

“Hey Y/n!” Yuji and Nobara say in union, meanwhile Megumi only grumbles something probably not even him understood.

Confused you look over at Satoru.

“I invited Nanami and his dad.” He shrugs.

“Nanami’s dad?” You ask teasingly.

“No you idiot. Megumis dad.” Gojo snaps your forehead and sighs, “Tell me, why are you my best friend.”

“That is exactly what I ask Y/n every time I see her.” You turn around looking at Nanami, your lips start to form a smile, but you quickly stop as soon as you see the person behind him.

“Nanami! Toji!” Gojo greats them.

“You’re okay there child?” The person named Toji, asks in a fake worrying voice.

“Y/n?” Gojo waves his hand in front of your face, your head slowly turns towards Gojo, eyes wide open, mouth opening and closing.

“WOW.” Gojo huffs, “YOU ARE STARSTRUCK BY TOJI WHILE I GRACE YOU. WITH MY BEAUTY EVERY DAMN DAY!”

Everyone laughs and you turn red.

The two males sit down, Toji right next to you, while Nanami sits next to Yuji, who shows him one of his biggest smiles.

“I need a drink.” You say and get up.

“Let me help youuuuu.” Gojo sings and quickly gets up, putting his hand on your lower back, guiding you towards the bar.

“YOU HOE!” He scream whispers.

“SAYS YOU!” You roll your eyes and cross your arms over your chest.

“You let Megumis DAD fuck you. And here I am thinking I was the kinky one.” He wiggles his eyebrows and lowers his sunglasses, looking directly at you.

“ I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS HIS DAD!” You try your best to explain yourself. “ I have no idea what happened last night-“

“... well i can think of what happened... “

“Shut up Gojo. I woke up next to him okay....”

“Andddddd round 2?” He tresses you again.

“Judging by the way my whole body hurts, it had to at least be round 4.” You groan.

“A tequila sunrise.” Gojo orders.

“Just a Tequila... no make it two.” You sigh and hide your face in Gojos chest. Inhaling the smell of his cologne and wrap your arms around his waist, nuzz your face in his black and red shirt.

“Satoruuuu help me. For once, be a supportive best friend.”

“I WAS ABOUT TO HELP YOU. But here you are assuming that I’d never help you so nope. You can deal with Toji alone now.” He grabs his cocktail and walks back to the table.

Rolling your eyes, you quickly drown your two shots.

Putting on your best fake smile, you walk back to the others, sit down across from Megumi and next to his dad.

“Y/n, my son just told me how incredibly you are at teaching him and the others.” He smirks and looks at your from the side.

“Oh yeah... I just help Gojo out with the kids ... or help them dealing with Gojo. I’m not quite sure.” You laugh.

“Definitely the second one.” Nanami says and takes a sip from his beer.

“And I though for ONCE you’d be a SUPPORTIVE BEST FRIEND BUT NO!” Gojo says and dramatically waves around with his hands.

Glaring at him, you huff, “Says the one that ditched me for a quick fuck.”

“Are you still jelly baby?” Gojo coos and rests his head in his hand, pouting at you.

“You wish.” You roll your eyes and slightly move away from him.

“Ohhh that’s why you moaned his name last night.” Tojo whispers in your ear.

[hannie-dul-set]

“i'll take your word for it and no one else's.” [lee jeno]

SUMMARY | maybe snooping through your friend’s phone wasn’t that much of a good idea. or maybe it was. either way, you didn’t regret it. PAIRING | lee jeno x reader GENRE | friends to something, fluff, lots of bickering JHDFJ WARNINGS | swearing, invasion of privacy (LMAO idk) WORD COUNT | 2.1k TAGLIST | @danishmiilk​ @lucyinthesunshinee​ @sehunniepot​ @nct-writers​ @czennienet​ @neowritingsnet​

a/n: i didn’t think i’d turn another one of my dreams into a fic, but here we are HAHHAHA i tweaked a few bits and pieces to make it work (setting + added some dialogue + changed the ending because i WOKE UP before it could finish hmph) but please enjoy this unscheduled fic!! <3

early summer afternoons were warm.

bright rays of the sun were showering on your skin as you lounged on the park bench, hot enough to make you feel the season but not too hot to singe your skin. it was the perfect weather to waste the day outside, and your younger brother and cousin decided to haul you outside so they can play basketball at the park.

but you didn't know why your friend jeno decided to come along.

"your brother messaged me," he grinned at you, plopping down beside you with a long, refreshed sigh. a towel was slung around his neck and he used it to wipe the sweat on his face. "what? why are you staring at me like that?"

"since when were you close with my brother?"

"am i not allowed to be friends with the little guy?" he joked, but apparently he took the unamused look on your face completely the wrong way. "oh my god, are you afraid that he'll take all my attention away from you?" to further tease, he brought his smug face closer to yours that was dumbfounded in shock, his stupidly irritating smile moving in closer.

sometimes you wondered if this was the same boy who helped you cross the street the first time you met.

but you loved him nonetheless.

"like hell i want your attention," you sneered, lightly shoving him away with a glare. he only laughed at your display of annoyance. "go back to playing with the kids or something, you goof."

the never leaving grin in his face seemed brighter against the sun, and he playfully ruffled your hair before running off to disappear into the court.

"as you wish, m'lady."

you let out a huff of air, rolling your eyes as your cheeks were involuntary tugged upwards, prompting a smile to form on your lips. you brought your hands to your hair, fixing the mess that jeno left with, and your gaze landed on the phone he left beside you. the screen flashed on. someone was calling him.

brows knitted together, you picked up the ringing phone, unable to recognize the caller id. you brought the device to your ear, standing up walking towards the court— you figured that you'd just answer whoever that was now and just pass it on to jeno once he was at reach.

"hello?"

"oh, hello there!" there was a pause from the caller "is lee jeno around, miss? would you mind giving the phone to him?"

the voice was that of a middle aged woman's, but it wasn't someone that you recognized. you assumed it was a relative of his or something because you'd know that this was his mom if it were her. "ah, give me a moment! i'll just look for him."

your feet stopped at the edge of the court, the sound of a ball bouncing into the concrete jarring against your ears. not bothering to look at the scene in front if you, you covered the mic with your hand before deciding to shout.

"jeno! someone's calling you!"

there was no usual prompt answer from your friend.

"he's not here!"

the loud voice of your brother answered instead, causing you to narrow your eyes into the court scene with a tinge of confusion masking your expression. there was indeed no mop of blue hair within the area, and you were only confused even further.

"where did he— aish, nevermind."

scratching your head, you swiveled your heels and decided to just head back to the bench. "hi, sorry. i'm not sure where he is right now. so if it's fine with you, can you call him again later? or maybe i could just tell him to call you back when he returns?"

"oh, then can you just relay this to him? it won't take that long, i promise."

you inwardly sighed, but agreed nevertheless. oh, you were definitely gonna ask him to treat you and the kids dinner later. why the fuck did he just disappear like that? now you were responsible for memorizing whatever this woman was telling you (apparently it was about an architecture summer program he was interested in— the lady was a head from his department and she was just calling to tell him that he was accepted. she says she'll be forwarding more details later through text).

"alright, thank you! i'll be sure to inform him when he gets back."

the call ended, and you groaned. you were about to close the phone, but then all of a sudden a notification appeared with a quiet ding!

[haechan 🌟 liked your retweet.]

ding!

[ohhh shit why do i feel like i know who this is.]

"huh."

you knew that you shouldn't be snooping inside your friend's phone. you knew that you shouldn't be invading his privacy no matter how enticingly juicy the bait was. you knew that it was flat out wrong. but—

"ah, just a peek," you clicked on the notification. "payback for making me deal with his stuff."

a hint of excitement rushed through you. jeno never told you his twitter. actually, you didn't even know he had one. he was always buried with studies, sports, and friends so you didn't expect him to keep up with social media— this fact enough was surprising, but the moment the screen finally loaded the tweet

you were even more surprised than you were a few seconds ago.

[@markly tweeted: "it's kind of funny how sometimes we just meet random people at the most random of moments and you don't expect it but they just end up sticking by your side until now"]

[@leejeno quoted: "yeah. a few years back, i saw this girl while i was walking. it wasn't the usual path that i took to school. i saw her having trouble crossing the street because there was a dog hanging around (she's scared of them) so i decided to help her. she couldn't even look at my face back then out of embarrassment but earlier we were calling until four in the morning. if i took a different path that day or if i didn't help her, i don't know how i'd be like right now because she's become one of the most important people in my life."]

your heart skipped a beat. two beats. three. it was running a mile a minute and you could barely even breathe to catch up.

[@do0 replied: how are you two right now?]

[@leejeno replied: "we're good haha. i'm going with her and her brother to the park later. we're still really good friends.]

[@leejeno replied: but i'm not sure if i want things to stop there."]

"hey, sorry for running off there. i went to get some— whoa. whats up?"

oh my fucking god.

you shot up, eyes wide, and you automatically turned off the phone. broken stutters left your lips, as the leaping of your heart to your throat prevented you from saying even a semblance of a coherent sentence. all you could think of when you met his worried gaze, the way he rushed to your side to check on you, was the last thing you read. your grip on his phone tightened.

but i'm not sure if i want things to stop there

you were gonna fucking lose it.

"hey, are you okay?"

quick, gentle hands landed on your cheeks, fingers brushing against your skin like a match igniting a flame. you nearly got lost and tongue-tied all over again, but you quickly slapped his hands away in a scolding fit. "jesus christ, i'm fine. you just surprised me. are you a ghost or something?" you glared at jeno, but it only lasted one second because you couldn't bear to look at him without your insides going crazy. because of that, your eyes flicked to the plastic bag he dropped onto the bench. he brought you something to eat.

"a-and before you ask—" you defended yourself indignantly when he didn't even accuse you of anything. "i wasn't snooping. the school called. it was about your summer program. you got in."

"oh? they called already?" you nodded. "ah, let's talk while walking— the kids are mad because i only got you food. they're asking me to buy the entire store for them to compensate," he released an airy laugh. you mentally scolded yourself.

keep it cool. you repeated the mantra inside your head as you strided beside jeno, your brother and cousin racing ahead of you. street lights were lighting up and the sky was fading into the night. cool cool cool cool cool. keep it cool.

the walk to the store felt way too gruelling than it normally would. it wasn't even that far. you told jeno everything the lady had told you, including the more detailed texts that she'd be sending later on. you thought that he'd be a lot more excited after hearing— he was interested, after all. but to you, he just seemed dismissive. "should i go?" he mindlessly asked.

"what are you talking about?" your brows furrowed. "yeah, of course. you wanted to, right?"

"but it's gonna last an entire month this summer," he yawed, stretching out his arms and hooking you by the neck, causing you to halt and stumble into him. you held back a squeak, and he looked at you, eyes gleaming with curious anticipation. a car sped by. "you still want me to go?"

those damned words that you read echoed inside your head again. you wondered if it resonated into the fucking nerves of your heart, as well.

"i—i mean," you stammered. "it's only one month. and it would also help you a lot in the future, right? you'd make a lot of connections during the camp. so yeah, i do want you to go."

he blinked at you. a hum sounded from his closed lips. he let go of you and resumed walking. you gaped when he left you behind.

was this karma?

"hey, what the hell?" quickly, you caught up to him, grabbing onto the sleeve of his shirt so that you could hang on to him. "why are you being sulky? i didn't do anything wrong!" technically you did do something wrong, but he didn't have to know that.

"you said you wanted me to go."

"you're a baby," you scrunched your nose is disapproval. "i only said that because you said you wanted to go."

jeno abruptly stopped. maybe you were causing a scene in front of all the passersby, but you really didn't give a fuck anymore when your head was in a looped up mess. all thanks to your extremely difficult friend who apparently doesn't want to just be your friend. you swore that he was driving you insane on purpose.

he pulled out his phone and faced the screen to you. your sweat dropped.

[@leejeno replied: but i'm not sure if i want things to stop there."]

"even after reading this," he started. "you still want me to go?"

"w-well."

he just had to be so fucking sharp. well, you weren't exactly slick either. maybe he saw a glimpse of the screen before you got to turn it off earlier. heat started to rise from your neck into your face, a grinding mixture of embarrassment and desire to be hit by a moving truck afflicting your nerves. why were you the one suffering? shouldn't it be him?

"no."

he hummed, turning off his phone and shoving the device into his pocket. arms crossed, he leaned in to your face, bearing a look of feigned innocence. "but you said i'd make a lot of useful connections."

"you can make those anywhere."

"and it's only a month, right?"

"that's thirty days too long."

"and—"

"oh, come on!" you exclaimed, balling your fists in vexation. another car sped by with an accompanied honk. jeno simply wore a look of faint amusement at your little outburst. "i don't want you to join your stupid summer program. happy now?"

"well, if you say so."

you stared at him. he patted your head, eyes disappearing into a pair of crescents with a smile.

"i'll take your word for it and no one else's."

you were left frozen and dumbfounded in the middle of the sidewalk as jeno brazenly spun his heels to chase after the runaway kids that went before you— literally leaving you behind. letting a curse slip past your breath, you also went after them. he was definitely driving you insane on purpose.

sometimes you wondered if this was the same boy who helped you cross the street the first time you met.

this was one of those times.

"you said you weren't gonna go, you asshole!"

"payback for snooping through my phone!"

but you could still love him nonetheless.

© hannie-dul-set, 2020.

[unloved-cadillac]

Could I request a Bungou Stray Dogs, Chuuya Nakahara x Reader (she/her) smut where the reader is on top? Perhaps some NSFW stuff like bondage, knife play, and maybe even choking? Sorry if this is a lot (T_T) I don’t want you to feel rushed or anything

C/n: ohhoohooo a spicy request👀 a hella spicy request. Thanks for being so considerate, Anon. Thanks for the request and I hope that you enjoy🤍

Warnings: dom!reader, sub!Chuuya, degradation, praise, dirty talk, blood warning(??), knife play, bondage. 18+

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When I’m On Top, I’m In Charge(A Chuuya x Reader NSFW(af) Oneshot)

Being with Chuuya was, well, a roller coaster. And not in a bad way. He always made you laugh, made you smile and was so, so good to you.

Especially at sex.

You both were so fucking kinky that you actually laughed when the topic was brought up. He knew all your places as did you. Where you both liked being touched, kissed, spanked. You both have been intimate for a while now, and you both had some convo’s of what type of kinks you both liked. Both of you established that you both were switches. He liked to dominate but also being dominated and you liked being manhandled but could also work a strap-on.

You told him you liked praise and choking to which he replied with he liked being choked. You widen your eyes at that and smirk. “Ooh, that’s interesting. No wonder you use chokers.”, you wiggle your eyebrows at him. He chuckles with a faint blush on his cheeks. Luckily, both of you were super comfortable with talking about this type of thing openly and always wanted to experiment in your sex life. Chuuya was thankful to have a girlfriend like you so he could open up about all the kinks none of his previous girlfriends never knew, or rather never cared, about.

Out of all the kinks that you both exchanged, there was one which stood out for you. Knife play. Chuuya told you about it one night about how there was something so sensual and exciting about having a blade run down your body, heightening the arousal of both partners. It was that and gun play but Chuuya never really liked the idea of having guns in the house. Which was odd for a Mafia executive. But nonetheless, his kink stayed on your mind for a whole month and that’s how you found yourself at a sex shop, purchasing knives, specifically made for knife play. Boy, was he in for a surprise when he gets home.

When Chuuya came into the house, he wasn’t greated by his loving girlfriend like he usually was. Which confused him. “Y/n?”, he calls out to you while taking his shoes and hat off. “Honey? You here?”, he asks. You walk into in the room and his jaw just drops.

You were using this blood red lingerie which showed off your features. Your beautiful, round breasts which were hoisted up to show the perfect cleavage and thigh belts with something in them but he couldn’t see properly since your robe was blocking it.

“Goddamn.”, was all he could say while you chuckled. “Like what you see, baby?”, you ask sensually. He nods and licks his lips. He starts to walk towards you but you hold out your hand to stop him. “Nah-uh. Strip.” You order him and his cock jumped at the authority in your voice. Guess I’m subbing tonight. He takes off his jacket, then his waist coat. When it came to his shirt, he slowly unbuttoned it leaving you to enjoy the show. When his shirt was off, no matter how many times you had seen him, his body was such a sight to see. He then unbuttoned his pants and carefully pulled them down. He was about to take off his boxers but you stopped it. “Leave them on. Come here.”, you make a come here motion with your hands and he walks to you. You rub his shoulders and kiss his cheek, then his neck and then his collarbones. You pick up his hands and remove his gloves with your teeth while locking your eyes with his. God, he could cum then and there.

You lead him to the bedroom where he was met with the sight of lit candles and some roses. It was beautiful, but what caught his eye was the ropes on the headboard. “What’s all this?”, he asks softly, not wanting to break the spell the room had casted. “A surprise. Lay on the bed.”, you order him and he complies without hesitation. “You’re so obedient babyboy ~”, you purr and his eyes shot open. That nickname...that was new. He liked it. He liked it a lot. You straddled his waist and moved his hands above his head to tie them, thanking god that you learnt how to tie properly. “You okay? Is it too tight,”, you ask him and shakes his head. “It’s perfect.”, he simply answers and you smile. You wake up on the bed, with his body still in between your legs and you take off the robe. His eyes ran along your body and when he came to your thighs, wow was he shocked.

There were beautiful knives on your thigh garter belt. All red in color and Chuuya’s cock was rock hard. He met your eyes and you chuckled. “Don’t think I forgot of that little kink you had, baby.”, you say as you lean down to kiss him on his lips. He moaned into it and bucked his hips towards yours. You pull away and grip his neck. “Try that again and we’ll see if you cum tonight.”, you say squeezing a bit. Chuuya was loving this. He loved your dominant side and they way you could hold yourself when it came to this.

You loosened your grip and Chuuya looked at you, smirking. “Apologize.”, you say and shakes his head. “Why should I?”, he says cockily and you quickly pulled out a knife from your belt and placed it against his neck. “Otherwise I’ll slit this pretty throat of yours, babyboy. Apologize.”, you sternly say and he gulps a bit. “I-I’m sorry, Mistress.” Chuuya says and you kiss his cheek. “You really are a good boy, you know that? Loving me and letting me use you. But there’s more to what meets the eye isn’t it? You love the danger of me. The fact that I have your life in my hands right now makes you beg like the whore you are.”, you say sadistically. “Yes. Yes, I love it. I’m your whore.”, Chuuya says and you smirk while moving the blade down his throat and onto his chest.

“The fact that with a flick of my wrist, I’ll slit your beautiful skin, showing a tear of blood and watch it fall. Would you like that? Me marking you with my blade?”, you ask and he watches you. “Yes! Mark me, Mistress. Show me who I belong to.”, he pleads, getting a bit frustrated from the lack of touching. Just like that, you make a tiny slit on his left rib and watch a faint line of blood form. You lean down and lick his cut earning a moan from him. “Mmm, Mistress~”. You run the cold blade down to his boxers and slice open the button, and drag it down exposing his swollen cock. “Look at that. So pathetic. I barely touched you, too.”, you say and drag the blade on the underside of his cock making him groan. His chest was heaving and he was hating you not touching him. “Oh, Mistress~ Please touch me.”, he begs and you look up at him. His begging voice turned you on more than you planned and you carefully took off of your lingerie and settled yourself on his cock, sitting on his underside. You grind your wet pussy on him and he moans. “Please, Mistress. More. I need to be in you. I need to feel you.”, Chuuya chokes out and you smile. “Since you’re begging so nicely for me. I’ll give you what you want.”, you wake up and position his tip on your entrance and sink yourself down onto him. Both of your moans synched with each other and Chuuya threw his head back in feeling you. He fitted in you perfectly, like you both were made for each other.

You started bouncing on him, making the bed creak and he wanted, no, needed to touch you now. To grip your hips and to kiss you. “Mistress, please untie me. I want to touch you.”, Chuuya begs and you groan. Not in annoyance but in pleasure. You opened your eyes and moved to untie him, making him smile. His begging always worked on you. But you smiled back at him and gripped his neck instead.

“When I’m on top, I’m in charge.”

And you ride him faster. The knot in your belly slowly building up and you squeezed his neck tighter. Chuuya couldn’t moan nor call out to you. He started to get a bit lightheaded and he loved it. You could feel yourself getting close and you felt his cock twitch in you. “Cum with me, Chuu. Fill me me up with that cum I love so much.”, your moves were rapid now. Rolling your hips the perfect way mad Chuuya roll his eyes back.

“Cum, Chuuya.”, you say and you both explode. Before he could pass out you let go of his neck and collapsed on his chest. Both of you were sweaty and panting and exhausted. You woke up from Chuuya’s chest to see his eyes closed. You giggle. “Chuu? Honey? You okay?”, you ask as you loosen the ropes and untie him. You straddle him and cup his face, wiping the sweat away from his face.

“I’m amazing. That was amazing. You’re amazing.”, he pants out and you lean down and kiss him. His wrists were red but he didn’t care. “Where the hell did you get those knives?”, he asks you. “The store. Did you enjoy it? Are you okay?”, you ask him, looking at the cut you made on his rib. He chuckles. “I’m fine. It didn’t even hurt. I love you, Y/n.”, he tells you while cupping your cheek. “I love you too, Chuuya.”

All of a sudden, you’re flipped over and Chuuya is hovering over you with a devilish smirk on his face. The smirk that told you that you’re not going to be able walk properly tomorrow.

“Now, I’m in charge.”

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“Ohhh, Knife Play.”

🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤

-Caddy.