troutpopulation
the selkie's watery kingdom
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will surely rob her of her breath
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troutpopulation · 7 hours ago
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shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey
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troutpopulation · 9 hours ago
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Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean
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troutpopulation · 14 hours ago
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[ID: Boxed shaped clay sculpture of a Przewalski's horse. The horse's body is painted onto the box in the style of palaeolithic cave art, and the front half from the shoulders is realistic and three-dimensional, fully emerging at the end of the box. The horse is in a walking pose with the front left leg raised and the head tilted slightly sideways. Each photo shows a different angle. End ID]
Yeah, happy with this. Will be remaking it at some point, hopefully with less issues. I'll have to give it a coat of gloss as this clay is not hardy and needs protection.
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troutpopulation · 15 hours ago
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why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting
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troutpopulation · 15 hours ago
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this callout couldve been a block button
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troutpopulation · 2 days ago
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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow
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troutpopulation · 2 days ago
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Today's Seal Is: Tempura Delight
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troutpopulation · 2 days ago
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Today's Seals Are: Romantic Tango
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troutpopulation · 2 days ago
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it just started eating his face off
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troutpopulation · 2 days ago
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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
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troutpopulation · 3 days ago
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It gets me when people get weird about robot characters having visible boobs and/or crotch bulges (or, heaven forefend, both at once!). "Well a robot doesn't need to have" buddy, there's no good reason for a robot to have a nose, either, but I don't see you getting shirty about robots with noses. Like, we haven't even left the realm of legible aesthetic choices here – come talk to me when you want to discuss why a robot needs a butthole.
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troutpopulation · 3 days ago
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Apart of being a selkie is just going with the flow of life. Even if that means laying down and just being thicc on the beach.
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troutpopulation · 3 days ago
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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.
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troutpopulation · 4 days ago
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Female Indian telephone switchboard operator ⁣ “Helen of Many Glacier Hotel"⁣ 26 June 1925⁣ ⁣ Source: Library of Congress⁣ ⁣
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troutpopulation · 4 days ago
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recently in the middle of a bdsm scene, i was about to gag my gf with a bit, and asked them 'sweetheart, do you have anything to say while you still can?'
and my gf, the most unhinged brat on earth, leaned in real close and answered 'yes daddy... i was DB cooper'
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