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remember when steve from blues clues was upset that people thought he died in a car crash, not because people thought he was dead but because they said he was driving a dodge charger and "that's a cop car"
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Save Mohammed ..
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com
Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.
#free_palestine 20 🍉🇵🇸
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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time
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1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue
30th oc:
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I hosted my first science event (experimental archaeology workshop for college students) and ppl thought my jokes were Fonny and a few girls said I was so pretty
2 guys + my 2 friends stayed behind to char and we were like DUUUDE IM NOT DOING ANYTHING RN LETS GOOOOO LETS HANG and we went and saw Venom and we're having so much fun hanging out we just decided to go run around town and hike up a hill to a lookout
We watched the blood moon (apparently there wasn't an eclipse last night but the moon turned orange then red and disappeared entirely lol) at the top of the hill ot was awesome
Also there was a wild couch
I had the best day ever yesterday omg
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Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi
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People who treat D&D's classes as like being in any way representative of fiction outside of D&D are my nemesis, I just saw a post that was like "remember the difference between a Sorcerer a Warlock and a Wizard is this" and treating like those words as if their very D&D specific meanings were like universally accepted I'm going to start taking hostages
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Someone needs to kill Nick Fuentes I'm so serious he needs to get assaulted and die slowly
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"Guys win again! Guess what BIITCH, I control your body! Your body, my choice forever. You will never control your own body!" Said by guy who is about to be dismembered after being sold into sex slavery and beaten to death
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Manifesting that Nick Fuentes gets brutally killed and molested at gunpoint
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As a rape/abduction survivor I often wish I could rape my rapist. I deserve to be the one to feel power and watch them fucking suffer. But if I'm being honest I really wish cis men in general could get pregnant from rape bc genuinely I would start preying on republican men Yesterday.
I wish there were worse consequences to their bodies than Maybe PTSD, Maybe ED, Maybe they kill themselves. I want them to watch a parasitic reminder grow inside them and tear its way out and i want them to be AFRAID. I hate them so much I want them to suffer I want them to experience violence, I want them to feel FEAR and violation and have to sit with the consequences for the rest of their lives. They do not deserve to be called human they deserve to be destroyed from the inside out.
First one should be Nick Fuentes I want that fucking smug piece of shit DEAD and violated. I want him killed on live TV and I want everyone to see it. I want him to get raped and live through it and cry himself to sleep in a fetal position and I want him to DIE.
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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hello gang…
i’ve been thinking about doing a monthly support thing like patreon or kofi (probably kofi because patreon sucks)!!! just for income that Doesn’t come all at once and for people who wanna support what i do without buying a fifty dollar purse HEHE
so…
if i made a monthly support thang for like 5 bucks a month, with rewards such as commentary on my projects (i’ve had Dirk Fishing + Puppet commentary sitting and collecting dust since sahcon), seeing WIPs of things before the project is posted, choosing a monthly illustration, etc …
if you’re just here to watch, that’s absolutely okay!! i just wanna try and gauge if this is a thing worth setting up or if i should just keep doing what i’m doing rn!
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"Noo dont steal my man you're so beautiful and angelic and sexy oaahh oh no" songs are so funny bc how else do you interpret that except lesbianly
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