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barking rn
#armando aretas#bad boys for life#bad boys ride or die#jacob scipio#celebrities#actor#armando armas#bad boys 4#bad boys#i need him immediately#send him my way#i can fix him#delulu is the selulu#down bad#I’d pay him to look at me like that#not really#im broke#just kidding
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dude idk if you got my first req bc the PAGE RELOADED BUT IM SENDING IT AGAIN JUST IN CASE.
giving virgin!james head for the first time!!! the noises he would make omg omg omg. and when you let him fuck your face?? he would be so fucking drunk on the feel of your mouth. squirming n moaning and oh oh oh maybe you are laying down and he straddles your face to have you suck him that way?!/?: i need him. bad.
i almost started crying when i saw this request bc hello virgin subby james is the love of my life <33
you wanted to suck him off so bad, which obviously made him very excited. but when you agreed for him to straddle your face when you suck him off??? fuck he could’ve busted his load right then and there.
this mf eagerly takes a seat on your face, carefully placing his knees at the side of your head. he would be a little awkward, not knowing what to do and scared of suffocating you from this position. this was his first blowjob, so you wanted to be mind blowing for him (literally mind blowing)
you start stroking his semi-hard dick, sticking your tongue out to repeatedly lick the tip, already causing him to shudder as you enjoy the feeling of him hardening even more under your touch. you take just the head in your mouth and you start bopping your head, your hand swirling around the base. when your mouth inches further down on him, james’ eyes widen, his dream finally coming true. you use your spit and precum as a lubricant to make it even more enjoyable for him, obsessing over how vocal he’s being
you take his whole dick in your mouth, your head lifting off the pillow as you try your best not to gag when you stay still, your nose touching the trail of hair on his stomach. james’ moans get louder at this action, so you decide to repeat it a couple more times, causing him to whine as he throws his head back.
you start to swirl your tongue around his head again before pulling away, placing kisses on his pretty dick while you stroke his base, giving it a squeeze here and there. you place your last kiss directly on his tip, smearing the precum with your lips and tongue before delving into him again.
his panting gets heavier and heavier and when he looks down, seeing your plush lips wrapped around his pretty cock, it sends him into a frenzy, whining and moaning while he tries to resist the urge to fuck your face.
“oh fuck you look so pretty.” his eyebrows fuse together longingly as he brings one hand down to stroke your cheek before bringing it to your head, gripping your hair. as much as he tried, he couldn’t. he couldn’t stop himself from sending a strong thrust into your mouth, causing you to gag. he stop immediately when you gag, afraid of hurting you but you pat his thigh as a sign of encouragement, wanting this to be the best first blowjob anyone can ever get.
“your mouth feels so good, holy shit.” he brings up his elbow to rest it against the headboard of the bed as he looks down to see you giving him the sweetest puppy eyes ever. when he gets comfortable thrusting himself into your mouth, he speeds his actions up, using you only for his pleasure. after all, you told him he can.
he starts to mercilessly piston his hips into your face, finding the wet sounds coming from your mouth and the repeated gagging unbelievably arousing, driving him feral.
“i’m sorry,” he would heave over you whenever he makes you gag. “shit, i’m so sorry. you just feel so fucking good, oh god. i’m sorry.” he repeats his apologies like a prayer.
he uses the hand gripping your hair as leverage to shove you down on him, meeting his hips half way as he thrusts into you. when you feel him twitch inside your mouth, you want to help him increase his feeling of pleasure, so you start to hum and moan around him, the vibrations making him gasp.
“fuck. fuck i’m gonna cum. gonna cum so hard shit.” he warns you, trying to pull your head away just in case you didn’t want to swallow. but you did, oh god, you needed him to. even if you didn’t want to at first, seeing him so happy, having the time of his life with your mouth, you would change your mind if it makes him even happier.
“i’m cumming! oh, oh god. holy…oh, fuck!” he screams, being more vocal than ever as he shoves his dick down your throat, staying still as he finishes in your mouth. you feel his balls against your chin, his tip restricting around your throat as his hot liquid runs down it. you try your best to help get every last drop, using your tongue to suck him dry. he stays this way until he finishes completely, which took a while considering how much he came.
you were starting to run out of oxygen, choking and gagging as you tap his thigh as a sign for him to pull away. he mutters an apology, getting up from you completely before resting his body on top of you.
he holds himself up with one arm to look at you, obsessing over your pink lips as much as you were obsessing over his flushed face and hazy eyes. he notices a little bit of cum and spit dribbling down from the corner of your chin, so he sticks his tongue out, licking it off until he reaches your mouth, giving you the most passionate kiss.
“thank you.” he mumbles against your hot skin when he pulls away, panting from the lack of oxygen from your previous actions. “thank you so fuckin’ much.”
he would be so fucking loud and vocal i cannot stress this enough. i wish i was the first person to give him a blowjob, it would’ve been the most beautiful thing anyone has ever seen. i mean, just look at him??
#on the floor#he’s so pretty#gulp gulp gulp#he could demolish me and i’d say same time next week??#he can fix me#i can fix him#we can fix each other#i want him so bad#I NEED HIM#i need to ride his face or he needs to ride mine#either way one of us is riding.#metallica#james hetfield#metallica smut#james hetfield metallica#james hetfield smut#james hetfield fanfic#james hetfield x reader#metallica fanfiction
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ghost, my no-peripheral-vision pookie🫶🏼
ph cred @ave661
#he is BLIND#my little race pony#YEEHAW#i’d ride that stallion all the way to the finish line#sayonara thoughts#simon ghost riley#simon riley#cod#ghost#ghost cod
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No but like imagine all female crew minus like Jimbalaya lol
I like this thought but like I imagine you mean Jimmy is also the only guy vs like everyone being girls with Anya.
Cause then it becomes how different women react to when something like this happens. Like I think Curly’s reaction would be different if Curly was a girl on a fully female crew. I think those behaviors and comments towards Anya Jimmy would make wouldn’t fly so much. Not just because Curly can tell they aren’t his usually “harmless” teasing but because there’s other women that are reacting. She’s seeing how bad those reactions are and is second guessing how much she let slide.
Daisuke would be a young woman, likely more conscious and aware of guys like Jimmy since she would be considered a party-girl. He’s like the guy you have to watch your drink around, gets to close and “accidentally” grabs or touches something, factors she would mentions to Curly. Swansea is an old gal, knows men that think they are owed something when a lady is nice to them or just because. She still has the same past and can see that selfishness in Jimmy, likely tells Curly to get some sense about her friend, not just for their sake but for herself.
Again, when I talk about Curly being marginalized gender wise and having that experience I don’t see it as her not getting it, but simply wanting to believe Jimmy is one of the nice guys… well nicer guys… well okay guys. And then she still has to think about that. Having all the other women point out all the signs makes her tip her rose colored glasses a bit, sees those red flags for what they are. I don’t think it’s easier for her but she’s more willing to act out of her feelings.
It would bring up a part of rape culture that doesn’t get depicted a lot of how woman can accidentally or even purposely enable it against other woman. Internalized misogyny, slut shaming and just the assumption of trust. Curly wouldn’t think it was Anya’s fault but she wants some type of hope to exist Jimmy isn’t that sort of man, it’s an internalized denial that slows her movements because this was a man she trusted, a man she had put her safety in, gave so many chances to to… she wouldn’t like thinking about it, but she has to as the Captain, as a woman and as Anya’s friend.
It’s a very harrowing situations especially because they are all women with one guy but it feel like it is resolved quicker and the horror aspects and context surrounding it centers on the crew slowly coming to see Jimmy as a figurative monster and the literal monster he is.
#uhhhh I#need you to understand I’d be vitriolic towards Jimmy if the crew were all women no nuance just hate#like I’m ride or die for Anya already imagine if they were all girls#but no if he was the only man it’s more curly learning a lesson in safety and trust#like they still crash but i think she’d lock the door to the cockpit or lock it r or hold it closed not realizing how dangerous he is#or realize it and be shocked because she can’t let him out but o god the ship and then he’s burnt and they are all safe and she had to look#this man she trust who made Anya feel so helpless helpless and hateful on the bed#and it’s bittersweet because she can think of a way to get them home but also god she has so much to think about#mouthwashing#ask#anon#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#also Jimmy would def try to isolate Curly from women to lower her support groups and people to go to if he gets weird
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Going to start posting daily Jason Todd by Nick Robles BECAUSE I CAN
Art by: Nick Robles
Man knows what is UP
And it’s not just my libido after seeing this picture
#batman#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#jason#red robin#bwfa#nightwing#nick robles#Jason Todd is so hot#Jason Todd is so babygirl coded#he is so fine#I just want to sit on his face all day#plow me like a damn truck#god those THIGHS#the autopsy scar i can’t#I’d ride those thighs all night long are you kidding me#I bet that he’s great with his hands omg#THE BITE MARK#THE POSE#THE BULDGE#the way that he’s pulling on his underwear like WHAT
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But imagine how well suited you must be to enjoy each other’s company daily for 7 years.
#they were laughing and smiling way more than I’d be if I was stuck riding a subway for 6-7 years away from my family#tua season 4#tua s4#five x lila#fivela#five/lila#five hargreeves#lila hargreeves#lila pitts
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My betrothed and I are watching His Dark Materials since we’re rereading the books right now. We’re only a few episodes in, though. I got to the mulefa in the book and I got so excited to see the show versions, so I googled it to get a sneak peek.
So. Disappointed.
Part of the point of them is that they’re so alien and their evolution diverged so far from ours. Their diamond configuration of legs made them perfectly equipped for using wheels.
Instead the design they picked is like a fucking tapir. It makes no sense to have wheels, it has four standard legs, no horns, and less imagination. I’ve seen fan interpretations that were leagues better than what they came up with.
Really really bummed, when I was a kid I always wondered what Pullman was picturing for them but I know for damn sure it wasn’t that.
#hdm#his dark materials#ramblies#at least I got the disappointment out of the way before we got to them in the show#if I’d seen them with expectations still high I’d have screamed at the tv#saw in an interview where the creatives on the team were like ‘do they HAVE to ride on wheels?’#like!!! it’s the whole fucking point! they need the wheels#the seeds need them#so they all need dust
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Actually curious as to what people’s general opinion of Ozbert is in this year of 2023. Does shipping them equate to getting hashtag cancelled? Are they still The OTP of the series?? Or are they strictly Platonic Besties For Life. I do not know
It’s weird tho bc obviously if you’ve read the manga you KNOW their situation is very Complicated™️. When they were both the same age it was fine but then Oz got yeeted into the Abyss and time jumped 10 years forward while he was in there for like 3 days and suddenly Gil’s like. 9 years older than him. But then Uncle Oscar still classifies Oz as being 25 even tho he’s physically 15. And then we find out that Oz’s body isn’t even HIS it belongs to Jack so that’s messed up. AND we find out Gil’s actually not just 24 he’s OVER 100 years old bc Baskerville shit. And THEN we find out Oz is actually the true B Rabbit so that makes it so he’s probably even older than Gil is. When we get to the end of the series they’re both canonically confirmed to be hundred(s) of years old so I’m sitting here like. Well,
ALSO looking at these manga panels and official artworks and stuff from the anime I’m like
Well, there’s definitely SOMETHING going on there, that’s for sure,
#And don’t even get me STARTED on the omakes. Holy shit#Shima speaks#Anyway either way they are a wonderful duo.#Gil’s always been SO ride or die for Oz and I respect that#I just see them together and I’m like 🥰 There they are. My boys#Pandora Hearts spoilers#Pandora Hearts#Ozbert#Oz Vessalius#Gilbert Nightray#They’re not straight. I know THAT for a fact. LOL#And see there’s the appealing thing. The absolute ANGST involved#Gil who grew up harboring feelings for Oz but knowing it was wrong and that he could never ever act upon them#And by the time he’s an adult he still has some sort of feelings for Oz. It’s very complex#And then out pops Oz from the Abyss!! And he doesn’t look ANY different from the last time Gil saw him#Meanwhile Oz who was still figuring things out but who was almost sure he liked Gil That Way#And then it hits HARD when he’s in the Abyss not even knowing if Gil is alive#And when he finds out Gil’s all grown up.#I mean YEAH I’d develop a massive crush too are you KIDDING#It’d be frustrating tho bc Oz is still technically a teenager.#But then he figures out oh hey I’m actually? A being that’s existed for a LONG long time. And one that isn’t even human#So I can totally see him whole heartedly chasing after Gil once he realizes that#Anyway. Rant over sorry LOL#Either way. Again. They’re so so close in canon there is SOMETHING going on between them#(Not to mention the fact the anime really loved that and tried hinting at it super obviously)
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Okay so now that it’s past the initial June hype I think we can all agree that there’s a small sense of dread that comes along with SotR, right?
#the hunger games#sunrise on the reaping#sotr#okay I mean#that’s been discussed a lot I think anyway#and#I think a lot of us felt that the day it was announced too#I remember having mixed thoughts/feelings#BUT I specifically told myself that I’d ride the excitement high.#and I did.#but seeing everyone else’s thoughts on it has definitely made me feel better about having certain doubts/worries/etc#or just less than pleasant thoughts in general#because YES I’m still excited#but also*#literally any which way you look at SotR it’ll ruin headcanons#which is okay!#but still#thg#quarter quell#50th hunger games#plutarch heavensbee#haymitch abernathy
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in any human GerIta AU, DA ONLY WAY I can think of these two meeting is in central Berlin, early December, around 23pm on a Wednesday or Thursday…. Feliciano is on his way home from having a glass of wine with his friends at a bar, he’s in a good mood and despite the cold he’s wearing his long winter coat unbuttoned… he’s swaying on the sidewalk and suddenly slips and falls, despite the circumstances rather gracefully. Ludwig, the stranger closest to Feliciano, decides to step in and help the guy, simply bc Ludwig is a nice man and not at all bc Feliciano is hawt and sexy and looks like his wet dreams from high school (and also NOT AT ALL. bc Ludwig’s brain has been conditioned into thinking he only has value when serving others). Anyway, despite Ludwig’s help, Feliciano CANNOT get his balance locked in and keeps slipping in Ludwig’s arms, despite Ludwig having a literal iron grip on him ……. alas Feliciano ends up piggy back riding Ludwig, across frosty cobblestone streets lit up by Christmas lights strung between buildings where the windowsills r covered with snow and decorated with greenery ……. n the night is deep and blue and LOVE is in da air …… and from a bar, half empty save the middle aged regulars, u can hear smooth jazz as Feliciano drunkenly points out the directions of his apartment. Anyway this works for literally almost all time periods and I will NOT take any criticism . Talk to the hand this is how they meet as humans
#and Feliciano is like: bet u want my number huh when Ludwig’s drops him off#but in like a teasing n flirty way#n Ludwig wasn’t in for it for the number but HEY if the hot dude is offering why not#so Ludwig very shyly just: s-sure >\\\\\<‘ and Feliciano is like: HM… IDKKK I just met youuu#n plays coy only to toy with Ludwig n Ludwig falls for it#AT LAST THO Ludwig leaves with felicianos number and he’s so giddy about it#goes home and lays on his bed and kicks his feet while texting: the ride home was alright?#or no Ludwig would NEVER text first he’s a pussy#it’s Feliciano who was like: next time I’d like another sort of ride#or something balh blah sex joke obligatory nympho Feliciano moment#first headcanon post forever I’ve forgotten da format sorry if this is so incoherent lol#GerIta#I am locking in for this u need to get my vision of that cozy snow weather … the little lights everywhere ….. the Christmas decoration in#shops#DO YOU GET IT ?!?!?
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You know I had to do my own rendition of this eventually. It’s just too good to pass up :))
Attached is just the still image version (not gif) and then some behind-the-scenes initial sketch without puzzle pattern. Also the car had a nose for some reason…glad that I went back to the actual reference material to change it because the Puzzlemobile ain’t got one <<
#I’ve stayed up….way too late…drawing this stupid thing#(current time is past 12am)#this guyyyyy is ridiculous. a clown. a looser even. Would marry#THATS A JOKE I’M JOKING OF COURSE WH—it’s not my word against myself your just reading in between the lines too much#he’s got great taste in cars tho. pull up with em hot wheels on the road. who needs stoplights when you’re the cause for the slow traffic#rule the streets absolute king truly an inconvenience on everyone’s lives#gangster moment pulling up ready to pick up the boys in this slick ride#crime boss real#(sorry these are unintelligible thoughts I wrote down as Procreate titles when working on this)#(I’m just typing them out again here because why not lol)#why is he actally man spreading do you think his legs hurt from keeping them elevated off the road?#or maybe they’re just weightless#the dogs are out /j#eh I’d let him pick me up (THIS IS A JOKE A HONKING JOKE I SWEAR) /j#see the actual comedy is in the frantic deniability of the statement#and for some reason I thought it would be funny to do that same joke twice over….don’t know why probably lack of sleep taking now🧍#anyways this is the most productive I’ve been at making art wow huh. Puzzle fixation coming in clutch right now three arts in one day#achievement unlocked ✨#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#puzzlemobile#smg4 Puzzlemobile#mr. puzzles in the Puzzlemobile#it’s crucial to include puzzlemobile in tags at any given opportunity because it’s just that iconic
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i think i’m one ‘o them relationship anarchy enjoyers
#marzi speaks#been thinking abt how much less stressful being social has gotten#since i’ve decided to stop giving a shit abt romance and sort of like. accepted i’m arospec#n don’t get me wrong i’m still a hopeless romantic or whatever. but i don’t Need to date someone#and any time i get the opportunity i just get uncomfortable#it’s not the commitment i’m afraid of— i’m very ride or die#i just hate labeling shit like that. if i care for you deeply do i need to identify whether that love is romantic#can i not just love you#idk. shit got easier when i coukd just tell my friends i adored them without worrying abt being misinterpreted#i’m not romance-averse or anything. i’d say i’m romance-favorable#like if someone i really care about says they want to start doing couple things with me. sure 👍#but i don’t like the idea of calling something an explicitly romantic relationship#i’d rather it just be. oh yeah that’s so-and-so we’re close. we’re tight#like i feel like putting a word on a relationship restricts what it’s allowed to look like to a specific standard#and i HATE restrictive standards they drive me nuts !!!#so much less overthinking when it’s just like. ‘ah yes i love xyz person.’ does it matter what kind of love it is. it’s strong either way
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little collection of screencaps of my adorable stockman boyfriend <3
#egan is unironically one of my favorite russell characters#i don’t care what logic or propriety dictates#if he rode up on his horse right now i’d go with him#like yeah he’s sort of obsessive and jealous and possessive and isolated and all that#but he’s also??? kind-hearted and loving and gentle and patient and in touch with his emotions?#also lonely and definitely touch starved which i could fix#but yeah i think he has no flaws and i love him#that sweater is knitted from the yarn of 100% boyfriend material#anytime he’s tired of riding his horse i know something else he can ri—#anyway#i need to post my egan headcanons#i wrote a bunch one day but never published them#i think about him way too much to be considered normal#he’s just so CUTE AND COZY AND SWEET AND LONELY AND hhmmmhggghh#okay done now#the silver brumby#egan#the man#russell crowe#low quality screencaps of a high quality man
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SAVE A HORSE
𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗢𝗬‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
#tex mccormick#Tex#McCormick#save a horse ride a cowboy#cowboy#I need him oiled up#Tex McCormick oiled up and in my bed right now this instant or I kms#matt dillon#help me theres 500 rats trying to torture me and wear my skin so they can take over the world#hot male#i need him#i want him in a way that is concerning to feminism#he could beat me and I’d let him#he could step on me and i'd thank him#he could get it#he could do anything to me#he could do whatever he wants to me
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if you consider Hermione in the films a Mary sue consider yourself an opp
#edit: don’t take this insanely siriusly it was made because I was annoyed#SHE IS SO FLAWED SHUT UP#yes yes not as flawed in the books yes yes she took some of Ron’s lines but oh my good literally shut up#if I say movie ron was very realistic with the cards he was dealt I’d get burned at the stake probably so I won’t#ron and Hermione were ride or die for him in both the books and movies#Mary sue is also a term not inherently wrong and useful in some writing circumstances but it IS often used in a misogynistic way#I personally find the term kinda stupid but I understand it’s use#I could also yap about the books and the misogyny riddled in each woman character but I won’t rn lol#anti jkr#edit: not THAT flawed compared to her book counterpart but she was NOT a Mary Sue please
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hey. fierce deity but it’s a jekyll and hyde situation. fierce’s personality takes on whatever traits that Time tries to bury and ignore. however violent or benevolent he acts depends entirely on what Time is suppressing.
#either like. time is secretly very unsatisfied and bitter and is barely not lashing out#so fierce is constantly bitter and lashing out#or time is suppressing his emotions bc he’s afraid of attachment#so fierce is incredibly paternal and comforting#u can go either way (or both at the same time which would be very very interesting. time’s not showing his anger at how his family has been-#- treated and is horrified of the prospect of having found family in people he Knows he will have to leave at some point)#imagine warriors figuring this out and having to come to terms w the fact that the ferocious and oddly caring war deity was taking on the-#- personality of the sweet but shy and closed off 10 yr old he had come to care for#what a wild ride that would be#pspspspsps angst writers. cmere.#i might write this but i’d love to see what others can do w this idea#time lu#lu time#linked universe#linkeduniverse#fierce deity lu#lu fierce deity#lu#ft my interpretation of jekyll and hyde#i think this is the common understanding of it. i don’t know i just listened to my dad rant abt it two years ago and think ik what im on abt
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