#the vampires? chefs kiss

[slacky-y]

I just had the thought of how sad it is that OnS has so many cool character and weapon designs yet not many people in the anime/manga community will ever see them…

[jennalouisecolemans]

ARMAND IN EVERY EPISODE 1.04 The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood with All a Child's Demanding

[myrkulitescourge]

can i just say, it still makes me feel a little crazy how astarion, come act 3, still can’t quite put a name to his relationship with his partner, but he WILL tell them he wants to keep them both safe.

he won’t say i love you just yet but he will say forever, for good.

[justabiteofspite]

I honestly don't get the spawn vs ascended debate when we really should all be coming together to shame those who think it's "unrealistic" that Astarion could fall in love with default dragonborn Durge on account of that Durge "not being attractive."

Like, I'm sorry, but are you fucking high? In what world is Default Durge not peak sex appeal? Big, tall, muscley thicc ass man who can barely run because he's so caked up with a deep, haunted voice struggling to overcome the darkness within himself all while looking like he could bite Cazador's head off in one satisfying crunch? You're telling me Astarion wouldn't be speed running that romance arc to climb him like a tree? Like that wet pathetic cat man looking for protection and attention wouldn't be the president, vice president, and treasurer of the "Top That Nice But Kind of Disturbed Hot Lizard" club?

Get fucking real.

[thebibliosphere]

Re-reading Ch28 of Phangs to double-check some details (just as well because I completely fucked up Vlad's room in the next book.) and not to toot my own horn or anything, but it's so fucking funny from an ADHD perspective.

Nathan just walked into a veritable treasure trove of Vlad's psyche.

He's walking around in awe, like, whoa, is that a hand-painted celestial map on the ceiling? Gods, Vlad's so talented. I bet there's nothing he can't do. Oh, a pianoforte! He's musical! Wow, look at all these books. He's so smart. I love how smart he is. I want to fuck his brains out. Oh! Look! A telescope!

As opposed to Vlad, whose internal monologue is: don't look at the mess, don't look at the mess, don't look at the mess. Okay, just act normal. How... how do I do that? Oh gods please don't think I'm weird. Please like me.

I know I wrote him, but he's in such a mood sometimes, lol.

[gatorbites-imagines]

did I draw this a bit ago and forget to send it? maybe. had to lock in like never before to stop myself from drawing anything freaky,,, anyways, vampyr mark!

Bro this goes so hard???? Oh my god??? I'm gonna blow up or smth this is amazing I love it. Thank you for drawing my mark, you're so talented 😻

These two being dumb and dumber is hilarious to me, like, vampyr mark tends to be pretty smart when he needs to be, but them just losing the brain cell when you put them together is hilarious.

I wonder how vampire mark acts when he figures out vampyr mark lives in a straight up vampire manor/mansion/castle-type deal.

"how do you even afford this stuff?"

"blood contract made with the first American president"

"huh?"

"huh?"

I want them to be friends,,,, *kicking my feet*

[hangonsnoopy19]

Gif credit @sophsun1

Slays me that Armand is upset about this as if a regularly scheduled “fuck off and find me” isn’t the whole basis for his devil’s minion era relationship with Daniel

[mlmgaze]

LOSING it reading Blood Canticle where lestat spends three nights calling out through the ether to maharet, and carefully trying to say his message without revealing too much to other vampires who might be listening, and getting emo about how no one helped him in totbt...

and then sterling oliver shows up and is like hey. she sent you an email. please figure out email. everybody else knows about email.

[harbingerofsoup]

daniel really is the number one freak of iwtv because he’s Like That™ as a human, the rest of these freaks at least got vampirism as an excuse for their freakishness

[stevenrogered]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2x01

[bl0rbohandbag]

louis and daniel having this emotionally charged conversation, recollecting the horrors they went through in san francisco

AND

ARMAND

PULLS UP

LIKE

THIS

[whiskeysorrows]

ok so in classics my teacher started talking about roman fascinus, which are literally phallus-shaped items to ward from the evil eye, and then he started talking about the etymology and how we got the word "fascinating" from fascinus because to be fascinated is to be distracted by dick. now, you may be wondering, patroclus what does this have to do with anything? well yk how in s2ep5 of iwtv armand was going on and on about daniel being so fascinating and wanting desperately to learn how to also be fascinating via week long torture spiral. there's a high likelihood armand knows the etymology of the word what with marius being roman and him living in renaissance venice so what he's really asking daniel is why is your dick so distracting and how can i make mine just as distracting. which is SO armand bc he places his self worth in his desirability. but also a fascinus was a religious item so what armand is really REALLY asking is daniel can your distracting dick ward away the evil eye and can you teach me to do it as well so your protection will be with me always?

anyways yeah. idk what possessed me to write that but i came here to share it anyway

[armands-cuck-chair]

To me, Loustat and Devil's Minion are mostly their own things, but y'know, sometimes all four of them get together and then Loumand, Danlou, and Danstat all get to play. 💖

[itisiives]

While you're here...

[aquarines]

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" okay? my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat-

[inkpotsprite]

Dead Boy Detectives and Interview with the Vampire are the best shows of 2024, in this essay I will–