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armand unable to conceptualize really living in the world and gabrielle telling him you have to do it through embracing its art. fast forward to 1970s-80s armand demanding daniel teach him about telephones and watching every movie ever made and taking night classes for the hell of it ummm is anyone else. i push against the glass. armand de waving through the window

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usually when i see love triangles i think to myself “polyamory could fix this.” in the case of interview with the vampire’s weird love-square-turned-3D-tetrahedron thing, polyamory would 100% make it worse. like someone will end up dead. again. or tortured. again. or... wait, so. um. uhh… you know what maybe they should try it.

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Manifesting helicopter mom Armand for later seasons.

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This is the vampire Louis du Lac.

I live in the penthouse apartment at the Al-Sharaf Towers in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

The security staff here is robust, but mortal. My front door is always unlocked, as are the windows to my balcony. Which were designed with a protective film coating, for those of us, sun challenged.

So for all you cowards out there talking shit, talking about taking a run at me, hear this now, and hear it plain.

I own the night

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evil of my evil

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005 :: DETAILS — DELAINEY HAYLES as Claudia Eparvier

Interview with the Vampire, AMC - Season 2, Episode 2

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angry boy turned out angry, what a surprise

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random iwtv memes because 👍

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when daniel is too tired to put up with armand he can probably entertain him by using a laser pointer. i just feel like whatever carefully crafted facade armand has built could be instantly annihilated by a dancing red point of light. he's like if a cat could fly and set fire to objects with its mind.

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Interview with the Vampire 2.04 I Want You More Than Anything in the World

This is Amadeo.

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this is fine :)

(pssst stickers of this are available on my etsy shop along a few new iwtv entries)

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armand is MY patron saint of autism

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don’t listen to him and his big sad eyes he just wants you to unlock his ipad

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Daniel, to Armand: Please, picking locks is my speciality.

Daniel: *throws a brick through the window*

Daniel: Okay, let’s go.

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LIGHT + madeleine looking at claudia daniel looking at armand louis looking at lestat