#the usual complaining
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goldammerchen · 3 months ago
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"maybe tomorrow i will feel better" *feels worse* "maybe tomorrow i will feel better" *feels worse* "maybe..."
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skltart · 4 months ago
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siri, play animal by aurora
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some-rotten-nest · 2 years ago
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Danny Fenton, a new receptionist at Wayne Enterprises:
Vicky Vale, knowing Danny Is Not Ready for her: So, where does Bruce Wayne leave for during his meetings? A new woman? Man? Trouble in the family?
Danny "Town Menace Phantom" Fenton, done with Genderbent Wes Weston: To fuck your mom.
Bruce's experienced receptionist that left for 6 seconds: okay, Danny no--
Danny, who knows something's up with the Wayne family: and your Dad, because we support the LGBTQIA community. Thank you and leave.
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http-wolfstar · 3 months ago
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Change of dynamic 🌙
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kimquatz · 11 months ago
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i need ichiban to stop lookin' at me with them big ol' eyes in infinite wealth
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wiklm · 7 months ago
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worlds worst polycule
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hanafubukki · 9 days ago
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Lilia either directly or anonymously getting you a vibrator or other toy and then, when you're not home, using his unique magic on it to see how you've been enjoying it 👀
CW: Smut/lemon/lime (or whatever citrus fruit people use nowadays lol)
Hello Anonie 💞🌺💚
You’re trying to kill me here Anonie 😂💞 in the good way of course.
Let’s say Lilia directly got us a vibrator/toy.
(Because let’s face it, if someone got me one and I didn’t know who it was? I would find that creepy. Unless it was hinted at that they would get me one lol)
I can see Lilia getting the toy and telling you to enjoy it. He can’t always be around to see to your needs no matter how much he wants to. So think of him when you use it.
And think of him you do. Whether it’s a vibrator or some other toy. You use it to please yourself. Moaning his name. Getting yourself ready until you release. Imagine edging yourself over and over.
It gives you pleasure, but it also gives him pleasure. It’s one of his favorite ways to have you beg for him.
You know his plan to use his UM, he’s thinks he’s being sneaky but you know him. So you make sure to make it that much harder for him later when he watches.
Why watch? When he can come to you instead? Why deny both of you that pleasure?
Now?? What if I say that your toy works both ways? Whatever you do to it, it does to him. He feels it.
Imagine it being in the warmth of your body as you bring it in and out. He feels that warmth. The heat as you repeatedly take it in and out. Feels it as you move the toy in a specific way.
He can feel the release building and then…you stop.
Oh. Oh he can’t have that.
You riled him up and now deny him release? Deny you both that release? He knows you are teasing him
I can see his eyes turn dark wine red, he’s going to have you on your knees begging for release after he’s done with you.
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puppetmaster13u · 9 months ago
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Prompt 302
Look, when they had decided to reincarnate with Tucker this cycle they hadn’t exactly expected this. Tucker didn’t either, so thank fuck it’s apparently not a normal thing, but still! The matching gold eyes are pretty cool, and at least their fangs and claws have stayed but like, everything else? Ugh. So very not good. 
At least all four are together still, even if it’s in this absolutely crazy scenario of rich cults, undead child assassins, and wow this is like some sort of ridiculous novel or anime scenario when you put in the whole reincarnation thing… 
Alright, so they’re getting out right? Yeah they can all agree on that- and thank fuck these new bodies of theirs are Liminal or else they wouldn’t be able to communicate. Seriously, who slits kids’ throats? The cult people, apparently, so honestly fuck them. They're getting out of here.
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chrliekclly · 8 months ago
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i think only charlie can roll a J
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khaoala · 2 months ago
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but if you let me help, maybe you can go beyond your limits.
JOONG ARCHEN as FADEL episode 4 of THE HEART KILLERS
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goldammerchen · 9 months ago
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i thought about writing a different one shot from what i should be writing (finishing myth au fic / poIpru week, one solid idea, another im shoehorning, and two that are not solid), but i also lost the motivation for that :')
doesnt help that it is getting cold again, and the day wasnt much different
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lazylittledragon · 10 months ago
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it was nice while it lasted. to have something i actually liked by you. eddie ruins everything
there's a really easy solution here and i'm going to let you figure it out yourself because i do have faith that some people still have functioning brain cells
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cognitiveleague · 1 month ago
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Easily one of my favorite things about Zoro and Luffy (not necessarily in a shipping context, though *I* enjoy them in a shipping context) is the way they seem so different on a surface level - this whimsical sunshine boy captain and his big, stoic, serious right hand man - but when you actually get to know them, they’re pretty much two halves of the same weird goddamn idiot
Specifically, I love that whenever Luffy is doing / saying something totally absurd, there’s a not insignificant chance that we’re about to cut to Zoro, whether he’s two steps away or halfway across the island, doing the exact same unhinged shit, and it’s so goddamn funny every time???
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saixria · 18 days ago
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Am. Begging someone to tie me down and force me to finish this. This has been sitting in my WIPS since September. Pls my wip pile keeps increasing
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formulaaone · 8 months ago
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woke up to formula 1 reddit users defending Logan and saying he’s improved. what timeline am i in
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muscariii · 2 months ago
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Hortator Betrayed and Reborn
I got a sudden wave of inspiration and managed to draw this. I wanted to mess around with lighting and a slightly different rendering style. I'm not really satisfied with the clothes (my nemesis) but I am genuinely proud of how the light turned out.
This was sort of meant to be something about Nerevar's death and his spirit being unable to fully die (hence the light from inside).
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