#so sorry mera i love u

[wiklm]

worlds worst polycule

[simelune]

just a lil rant in the tags abt life stuff teehee

[merakiui]

Mera the last time i was on ur blog was the day skully came out and i remembered u saying u weren't interested in him at all and how u didnt like malleus at first either.. so imagine my surprise when i log on today and see what i see 😏

I just can't hate Skully!!!! orz I don't even see Gojo in him anymore. That right there is my scrunkly scrimblo who I cherish immensely. He's literally just like me fr. Little guy who is just so obsessed with his interests and loves to ramble about them,,,,,, twst, I am so sorry for doubting you. You cooked him perfectly and I was just being an ungrateful, picky eater. .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.

[main-koi-aisa-geet-gaun]

Heyyyy! How's sem2 going? I know ur not online that much here but I hope ur busy growing! And sath mai taking care of ur self, also just a gentle reminder u are loved here 🫶 and I miss you 🥹

hiiiii swap!!! ive missed you too !!

felt sooo good to see your sweet message (its the first thing i saw when i opened tumblr lol)🫶 thanks for checking in on me 💗💗

hope youre doing great and coping well with college and stuff ❤️❤️

2nd year(ik you meant sem 3) has been soooooooooo busy and hectic... have my midsems in a few days.... itna saara syllabus cover karna hai 😭😭😭 its been pretty manageable ab tak toh(except for dsa, uski lab is killing me 😭), but i want to change my situation from 'barely surviving' to 'happy and thriving' (tbh idek if this makes any sense lol)

i miss my tumblr friends sm, but mujhe tumblr kholne tak ka bhi time nahi milta kyunki insta chalane mein hi itna time waste ho jaata hai like, my brain knows insta is bad for me aur itni baar toh insta chalake fomo bhi hone lag jaata hai aur mood bhi kharab ho jata hai lol fir bhi i keep going back to it... for the past few weeks ive been trying to use my phone lesser, which is kinda working BUT mera goal ye hai ki agar main social media use bhi kar rahi hoon, toh let it be something thats actually not that time consuming, like pinterest or tumblr instead of yt or insta (basically brainrot kam kar doon apna 😭)

also ive been doing kanha seva at home, thats going well!

im so sorry if this became a rant lol... but it felt soo good to be able to talk to you!! hope to be more regular in the future hehe...

[ishuess]

Tu hi mera sab kuch hai

Ishan was scrolling through Instagram Reels while Shubman was out for an event. Every ShubSara reel in Ishan's feed kept gnawing him. Increasing his insecurity bit by bit. Ishan despite being the epitome of human sunshine had always been more of a moon known to only those who are the dearest to him. It's not that he doesn't trust Shubman but rather his insecurities about himself.

'Shubman is a young, beautiful man who should rather build a strong future associating with the infamous Sara Tendulkar than hide behind closed doors with him' thought Ishan. Uncertainties and insecurities invaded Ishan's trail of thought until they were interrupted by a knock.

Shubman: Ishan?

Ishan (in a sleepy voice): Hmm?

Shubman: You're still awake? Put that phone down right now.

Ishan: Tera wait kar raha tha.

Shubman: Chal ab aagaya hoon na main...chal so jaa ab.

Ishan: I can't sleep without you.

Shubman: Haan haan...ruk main fresh hoke aata hoon.

Ishan while waiting for Shubman again drowns in his own thoughts.

Shubman (waving his hand in front of Ishan): ISHAN? ISH?

Ishan(startled): Haan?haan?

Shubman: Kya soch raha hai baby..idhar aa

Shubman and Ishan settle in bed with Shubman's arm wrapped around Ishan. The room is drowned in a comforting silence.

Shubman: Tune dinner kiya?

Ishan: hmm

Shubman: Event toh bohot tiring tha...aur upar se media itni irritating hoti hai na kabhi kabhi...mera bas chalta toh main jaata hi nahi. Yaar kaash tu bhi chalta. Next time chalega?

Ishan: .....

Shubman: Ishan? So gaya kya?

Ishan: haan..nahi toh

Shubman: abhi abhi maine kya bola kuch suna tune?

Ishan: huh...Event irritating tha?

Shubman: tune nahi suna 😑

Ishan: sorry na baby

Shubman: tu thik haina? Jab se aaya hoon lost-lost sa hai? Kya hua?

Ishan: Kuch bhi toh nahi

Shubman: Ishh.. mujhse toh jhooth mat bol.

Ishan: tu mujhse pyaar kyun karta hai?

Shubman: Kya? yeh sab kyun puch raha hai?

Ishan: jawab de bas.

Shubman: Iss sawaal ka jawab dete toh subah hojaaegi.

Ishan: main mazaak nahi kar raha hoon Shubi..tere paas har reason hai sa..kisi aur se pyaar karne ki phir bhi tu mujhse pyaar karta hai. Kyun?

Shubman: Kyunki tu paagal hai. Kya bole jaa raha hai. Main tujhse kisi reason se pyaar nahi karta. Main tujhse pyaar karta hoon kyunki mujhe wahi aata hai. Main tujhse pyaar karta hoon kyunki koi aur Ishan nahi hai mere paas. *kisses Ishan's forehead* Main tujhse pyaar karta hoon kyunki mujhe koi aur dikhaayi hi nahi deta.

Ishan: Hum kabhi duniya ko nahi bata paayenge apne pyaar ke baare mein..

Shubman: Main tujhse bohot pyaar karta hoon

Ishan: Pata hai *kisses Shubman*

Shubman: *smiles softly* tujhe pata hai aur tu hi meri duniya hai.

Ishan: Cheesy *slaps him lightly*

Shubman: par tu yeh sab soch kyun raha tha..tu phir se phone pe yeh sab bakwas dekh rha tha..I swear main yeh phone..

Ishan: Shaant..shaant Mr.gill...meri galti hai I know..ab sojaate hai chal

Shubman: *looks at Ishan*

Ishan: kya?

Shubman: *continues looking at Ishan*

Ishan: Ghoor kyun raha hai ab?

Shubman: tu kuch bhul raha hai *forms pout*

Ishan: *kisses Shubman fondly* I love you

Shubman: I love us

Ishan: I love us more..

Shubman: We'll see about that

The rest of the night goes on peacefully as our couple cuddle with eachother draped in eachother's love. Kyunki puri duniya ka pyaar kam pad jaata hai...pyaar toh ek hi se chahiye hota saat janmo ke liye <3

(I am back to writing one shots cuz boards stress se cope bhi toh karna hai. Toh presenting mera new chapter. Hope y'all loved it..drop by ur lovely comments and any one shot request if u want😉)

And I'm waiting for Ishan ka strongest comeback. May God bless him with all the strength, health, success and happiness. <3🧿🧿🧿🔱🔱🔱

[lifmera]

hi mera!! i hope you’re having a lovely day! could i please request a hazbin hotel, chainsaw man, and twisted wonderland matchup if it isn’t too much?

pronouns | she/they

preference | it doesn’t matter!

personality | very shy, but once i’m comfortable with you i become very chaotic! i tend to be mean affectionately when i get comfortable and just say what’s on my mind without much thought cause i know i can trust you. i am the type of the person to tell you if what you’re doing could get you hurt or in trouble in some way. i’m also very big about honesty so it’s rare that i ever tell a lie, especially to people close to me. hence why i want people to be straight up and not lie to me. not very big on people i don’t know well touching me, but if you’re close to me you can hug me if you’d like.

when i’m frustrated or angry, it happens often but it’s never truly that deep. like i’ll be angry but it won’t be for long. i do lash out at people, but it is often not just one thing that caused me to do it, it’s a build of of things over time.

being sad is just the same way, it builds up over time until it boils over. i cry a lot when i’m sad, same with when i’m angry, because i don’t know where to let out my emotions.

appearance | my hair color changes often, but right now it’s blue and purple! my hair cut is a wolf cut with bangs! i’m very pale with pale blue eyes and i’m about “5’3” to “5’4” in height! my style is grunge or alt, but i like to keep it simple! so just cargo pants, a plain t-shirt, and some high tops and jacket will do!

hobbies | archery, writing, reading, drawing, collecting, gaming

likes | 80s music, vampiric aesthetics, victorian fashion, cats

dislikes | bugs, spiders, thunder, loud noises, arguing

lil extras | istp | pisces

i’m a very all over the place person so i hope this is okay! thank you! <3

HI HUN!!! IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE. IM TRYING 😭🩷

I’ve decided to pair you with…. CHARLIE, DENJI & MALLEUS

Pretty wide variety… i know!

She LOVES your personality once you start to become comfortable.

She loves to be chaotic with you. Shes just a chaotic energy in total.

She’d love if you kept her AND other people out of trouble! Thats why she loves you so much :)

Shes also huge about honesty. Did you see what happened with vaggie!

She understands boundaries. Although she’s probably huge on touch, I feel like she wouldn’t do anything unless you initiated it.

When you lash out, she tries to help you not bottling up your emotions, and talking to her anytime something happened, she’ll love to hear whats going on.

She loves your outfits and your hair!! She thinks its super unique, and would say “opposites attract”

DENJI

Chaotic trio w power!!

If you playfully are mean to him he’ll do the same. I also think he’d try to bite you as a joke. Like chomp chomp.

Hes HUGE on honesty. Like what happened with makima…? Yikes..

Please help him stay out of trouble. He’s always doing something hella nuts or putting himself in danger. Although most of the times he prob won’t listen, he might!!

I think he might be a little annoying, so it’ll make you get angry, but if you talked about it to him.. 100% he’ll try to fix it!

Loves how u look. Honestly probably fell for you bc of it!!

He would probably game with you. And he’d enjoy it so much and be like.. “could you teach me…”

Teach him all your hobbies. PLEASE. HE’D LOVE TO DO IT ALL. He’ll suck butt at drawing and painting but please. It’d be so fun.

He’ll kill all the bugs for you <3

I honestly think at first he’d be scared of thunder, but he’d start to like it, and help you!!

MALLEUS

Definitely found out abt you thru Lilia. Lilia approached you cus of your style and was like… we need to be bsfs.

He’s also pretty quiet, but when you get comfortable around him, he’d LOVE how chaotic you are.

I think he HATES when people are too uptight. And will look to you for a break!!

Malleus might be a frustrating partner since he seems closed off, but i promise its just cause he doesn’t have friends and he needs to learn :(

He’d be so happy to find out the reason you were shy at first is bc you’re awkward and you aren’t scared of him like everyone else.

He’d be fine with whatever you did to him. Honestly if you lash out at him, he’d be a little taken aback but he’d let you let all your emotions out, and try to help you through it all.

I also think he’d suck at art. At first. I think he’d pick it up super quickly. He’s pretty good at everything.

I think at first he’d also suck at comforting but after a while he’d be super great at it.

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I HOPE THIS WAS OKAY <3

[olde-scratch]

mm momsger high au. i didn't mean to misspell that. inspired by this post from @tobisiksi . sorry this took so long i had everything written out and then tumblr Deleted Everything even tho i had like two backup posts.

i tried to include everyone i could and give all of them unique monster types but there are some repeats :( ib sowwee i tried to make them unique when i could tho. lmk if u have any suggestions for characters or different monster types.

ALSO HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! i have to work but im going dressed as saiki so i still have the spirit

Saiki Kusuo - Lovecraftian Eldritch Horror

i mean. duh.

he poses as his own (human) worshipper to avoid being indoctrinated elsewhere

"i can't attend, i have worship tonight." "oh that's cool who do you worship?" "they don't like being talked about." "ohh so it's an... invite-only system. right......"

deciding now that closed worship systems like saiki purports are generally a total Scam and people avoid them like a plague. it fits with saikis foray into the internet lol

hes still sooo silly dw

to the people with the eldritch kusuo headcanons, i see u..... i hope u like monster high........ :)

Saiki Kuusuke - Cult Worshipper (Human)

bet you thought i was gonna say mad scientist. WRONG that's his day job.

kuusuke operates as a mad scientist since humans aren't allowed into the monster world (afaik humans arent even seen outside of jackson, who is half monster). idk what he makes tho. maybe he pulls a doctor finklestein and makes bone animals to roam the monster world?

kuusuke is the one who got his family into the monster world btw. i mean he definitely found it p quickly after kusuo started morphing and speaking in tongues and shit

kuusuke would LOVE the monster world, at least at first. he might get bored really quickly, but he'd love being able to be more of a crazy bastard than he already is

kuusuke functions as a head cultist for kusuo, but instead of strengthening him with sacrifices and praying for protection, he weakens him with sacrifices (the limiters) and prays for himself to be smote (kusuo to play games with him) (kusuo ignores him a lot)

maybe he made amp/anpu like he did warp. idk.

Saiki Kurumi / Saiki Kuniharu - Cult Worshipper (Human)

they were 100% human before being dragged into the monster world due to their sons

they basically live the same as they do in canon tbh i dont think a lot would change in the monster world

during the new years chapter maybe instead of saying kusuo has powers, they say something about his eldritchness or how glad they are to "worship" such a chill god. god i wanna write this now.

Kaidou Shun - Vampire

okay so not ACTUALLY a vampire but i think it was nopsi who had like an au where kaidou was like a weaker version of a vampire?? GOD i dont remember the name (hampir?? i cant find it on wikipedia, did it start with an f????). for all intents and purposes, im just gonna consider him a weak vampire

i cant remember if he'd be made thru a human/vampire relationship but if he was then i think we should play into the manga hair colors of his siblings and say that whole toki and sora and his mother are all full vampires, he was half vampire (perhaps he's from the father's side of the family from a previous relationship, since his mother has purple hair in her manga cover i think??)

draculara has her red drinks and her spf and her cute little parasol so OF COURSE kaidou has all of those as well. i think it would be very funny if kaidou had his umbrella customized to look like a hidden anime weapon, but it wasn't waterproof so he has to use a different one when it rains

i have a gen 1 og draculara from when i was a kid and i love her she's so cute :] someone draw kaidou in her outfit he'd slay. actually, just draw all of them in her outfit(s). gloom beach teruhashi. sweet screams mera. freak du chic saiki. sweet 1600 saiko. fearleader hairo. you cannot make her look bad idc.

Nendou Riki - Zombie (Frankenstein's Monster type zombie)

okay so this might be controversial but imagine:

everyone's chatting like normal, nendous head falls off, everyone goes deathly silent, nendou puts it back on and goes back to talking, cue kaidou screeching

bc im rewriting this im not gonna go thru my thought process so my idea was that takeuchi was a mad scientist who created midori after himself bc he only had access to a mirror (neither realized they looked the same). takeuchi died and chouno, who was smitten with midori, remade takeuchi who midori named riki and chose to raise as her own. chouno intended it as a poetic final goodbye but cut to 16 years later and hes still not over her lol

nendou being undead could also play into his appreciation for life.... protecting the obviously smaller and weaker saiki and kaidou.... his care for his dad that he never met (altho he might have two dads in this au?).... THE HAMSTER SCENE. NENDOU :((((

Teruhashi Kokomi - Tomie

im SORRY for bringing up junji ito but come ON

for those who dont know tomie, she's basically So Beautiful that men are supernaturally attracted to her until she drives them mad with her beauty. they cut her up and scatter her remains and they turn into more tomies

however. teruhashi isnt just a pretty girl. she's The Perfect Pretty Girl. so we can just ignore all the bloodshed and murder and deathmatches :D

i debated making her a siren but that just doesn't fit her for some reason. she doesn't have to try.

in op's post they made her aphrodite reincarnated but i don't think that there are gods walking amonst the student disembody unfortunately

Teruhashi Makoto - Intersection Bishounen

IM SORRY THE TERHASHI SIBLINGS JUST FIT JUNJI ITO SO WELL

the intersection bishounen is a vengeful spirit that roams the streets and gives fortunes to young girls that drive them to suicide, after which they come back as ghosts and beg for his affection.

makoto is more of a teenage/ya heartthrob than a vengeful spirit tho so we can get rid of all the cool stuff like fortune telling and driving to suicide

the intersection bishounen also didnt want to fuck his cousin so points to him

Hairo Kineshi - Fire Elemental

i KNOW he's BORING

think of heath. i think heath is like the son of hades or something idfk i say fuck that ive never heard that before until i started getting back into monster high that's not canon to me

theres... a surprisingly low amount of sports name puns :( there's casketball, ofc ofc, because mh is american. there's monster soccer from toralei's ghoul spirit notebook, but baseball and tennis from clawdeen and spectra dont get named so they dont have names. thats BULLSHIT btw someone who's good w puns help me im freezing up

gilda goldstag was also a fire elemental right? i dont actually know anything about her other than that she was in the student council bc she was in the doll pack

theres a wind elemental mentioned in spectras ghoul spirit notebook. figured that id mention it idk

i have nothing else to say this should be obvious

Mera Chisato - Shouku-jinki

okay i need to preface this with something that is very important to me about this, the Japanese creature the jikininki/shoku-jinki originated in the story of musou the preist. as far as ive been able to see, there is a second story featured on wikipedia about a pregnant woman that is legitimately someone's fucking oc insert. im not making this up, it appeared one goddamn day and i dont want to make an acc just to get rid of it but i dont want to have my ip address just There and i dont know how to like draw attention to it. so please know that the story of musou is the only legitimate source of the jikininki and the "jijinki" are just someones fucking oc inserts. i dont know why they did this, i dont know how it's still there bc its been YEARS how has no one removed it??

anyways im calm now.

jikininki (or, iirc the more modern version is shoku-jinki) are demons that were greedy or impious in life and were cursed to wander the earth forever starving and thirsty. at night, they eat dead bodies.

sooo remember how mera acted when she got her money back for a day.

her death was the cause of their bankruptcy, maybe they put all their money towards avenging her?

i think that mera would come from a half human, half monster family so she could already be in the monster world, but i dont have to worry about what powers she'd have due to being a monster.

her mother would be a demon and her father a human who doesn't quite know how to navigate the monster would, so he still has to go away to earn money. also imagine four kids following mera around, three have devil horns and taiks and one is just some guy. (idk if she has 4 siblings but you get the idea)

so yeah, mera is immortal, unable to feel satisfied by any amount of food or drink, working herself to the bone to provide for her siblings. the mera lore is Strong w this one.

u could totally also go for some real body horror with her if u wanted

Yumehara Chiyo - Ghost

ill go into the difference between ghosts and souls in toritsuka's part since you cant take away toritsukas thing but you cant just remove ghosts from mh

i initially thought of making her a cherub/cupid but girlie would be getting No One Together. also there's only one cupid in mh and uhhhh there would be no hope if that was chiyo. yk what chiyo loves tho? gossip. u know what spectra loves? gossip.

i think the ghosts in mh all have a chain motif iirc? ik spectra does but sirena von boo also does (the siren/ghost hybrid) and i dont know any other ghosts off the top of my head

anyways yumehara is totally just a regular people ghost. maybe she cries blood or somethin fun like that? maybe have a bit where she keeps getting told off for having makeup and its her eyes leaking or its her having anti blood leaking drops or wipes

Saiko Metori - Mummy

i was gonna make him a vampire but HELLO??? CLEO IS RIGHT THERE????

rich, bratty, self-centered?? DE NILE IS CLEOS LAST NAME.

idk if him being a mummy would change him like cosmetically, like skin tone or hair texture or whatever but i cant draw so that doesn't quite matter to me. altho ig hed probably just look like a pale, dehydrated, brittle pile of bandages if you wanna be historicallty accurate

his father glows because he's ra next question

he definitely decks himself out in a looott more gold than just his earring as a mummy. bangles, cuffs rings, anklets, hair accessories.

the bodyguards are just the tomb protectors that cleo gets as slaves

he gets a custom made desk of pure gold at pk and he never uses it

i think in ancient egypt married couples would be buried together regardless of if at least the wife was dead or alive, so he definitely propositions teruhashi to take a sand nap with him

he gets a pet crocodile. he has a tiger in canon i think and cleo gets a snake so like. nile crocodile obviously.

i cant tell if he lives in a pyramid just randomly in the middle of hidari wakibara, or if theres a bit about nendou asking him where his pyramid is and saikos just like "bro i Dont Live In A Pyramid."

Kuboyasu Aren - Werewolf

hello?? violent, tragic past that comes back to haunt them regularly and interfere with their daily lives?????

i dont think werewolves can turn into wolves in mh but like if you want doggy kuboyasu who's as big as kaidou, go for it

KUBOYASU WITH DOGGY EARS AND A TAIL.... i dont think that werewolves in mh have tails but thats. a crime.

kuboyasu can smell the rest of the cast. god i wanna know what they smell like in the non weirdest way possible.

i dont have a lot to say about this. doguyasu

Toritsuka Reita - Cult Worshipper (Human)

okay so there's a difference between ghosts and souls in this version. ghosts are a form of undead that are sort of just humans that can float and go thru walls and stuff. souls are the base forms of dead people that remain chained to existence with no knowledge of who they were. normal people can see ghosts, but not souls. toritsuka can see both

toritsuka was also raised in a temple in this au, pretty standard stuff. nothing interesting there.

:)

so yk how toritsuka found out abt saiki thru the souls

and yk how saikis an eldritch monster that melts mind and twists reality to his will in this au

toritsuka does not know the meaning of the term eldritch btw

if ur a torisai or toritsuka angst fan then u can always imagine toritsuka thinking himself inferior to the rest of the pk psychickers bc he's a human and didnt even find saiki by himself, but with the help of his ghosts. sorry i gotta push the torisai agenda.

i personally also hc him to be hypersexualized by the adults in his life due to his touchyness from a young age which lead to him being ostracized by his peers when he began repeating the behavior, thus encouraging the development of touch starvation that he misinterpreted as horniness. in other words, "damn bitch u live like this?". sooo do with that what u will in this au.

(could saiki like..... taste his desperation??)

Aiura Mikoto - Cult Worshipper (Devil)

basically aiura but with cute devil horns and a tail that reacts with her mood. she 100% bedazzles and paints her horns like she paints her nails.

shes still a prophet and stuff but like shes just a lil demonic now. as she deserves.

"yeah i can totes check ur future!!" (rips open a portal to the underworld, chants in a forgotten language, focuses in on one damned soul that writhes and screams for mercy as it withers out of existence where it will wait to be reborn into hell after being offered the temporary reprieve of total nothingness) "babe ur bf is cheating on u like one hundo percent. but ur gonna be a bomb ass doctor one day!!"

i want her to trip toritsuka with her tail

she's not human and she lords it over toritsuka's head when they fight for saiki's attention

Akechi Touma - Cult Worshipper (Human)

initially i wanted to make him a bugboy bc yea but consider

saiki knew him in elementary school so he pulled a real I Tracked Down My Childhood Friend Who Is Actually An Eldritch Monster Masquerading as a Pretty Boy with Pink Hair in a High School?!

yeah soo like what if their dynamic was "what if we were friends in our childhood years before you had to leave to stop the uncontrollable desire you had to break down my reality and drive me into irreversible madness, yet despite knowing the danger i faced i still hunted you down, my prayers meant solely to get a response from you devolving into genuine reverence, solidifying myself as your most loyal devotee...... haha jk. unless?"

we all know that akechi likely faced no difficulty finding the monster world dont even ask

you can insert ur own hcs with his mom all ill say is that shes probably masquerading as some sort of cult worshipper or jekyll/hyde situation to live in the monster world. or maybe he just moved schools and lives sort of nearby but not in the monster world idk

akechi would fucking Love the monster world. he'd never get bored of it. you know the sweet potato scene? oh, honey, he's got access to information about the average size of different monsters, along with the influence of proportions and size, magical interference, etc etc. hed fucking LOVE the monster world.

Satou Hiroshi - Ghost

ive already got three ghosts (see suzumiya and makino) but i couldnt think of the Most Generic monster but hear me out

he's a sheet

hes got two black or cut out circles for eyes and a little 'o' for a mouth. just fuckin 0 。0 .

HES SO. USELESS.

SO PLAIN.

SO BORING.

SO GENERIC.

SO. PERFECT.

and saiki is IN LOVE WITH HIM.

toritsuka is honestly so offended that he is not the ghost-themed object of saiki's affections

satous friends and baseball team are either the core basic monsters (werewolf, vampire, zombie, etc) or theyre basic japanese spirits. im. not doing tons of research on if there are generic japanese demons or if theres just sort of one kind of demon that has a lot of forms,,,, im so sorry i can only do so much research please correct me if you know better

Rifuta Imu - Catgirl

i dont know what the name of the actual catgirls are in mh (werecats?) like purrsephone and toralei and meowlody but fuck it catgirl

she would have THE cutest collar. OR she'd have a ribbon around her neck w a matching one on her tail like catrine de mew. she could maybe even have some sort of shredded piece of clothing like catty noir's skirt or a habit of shredding things

im sorry i dont know a lot about cat breeds so i dont have a lot to say about her species

cat themed accessories.......

btw she's a cat bc of japans obsession w cats. i considered making HER a siren since i scrapped that idea for teruhashi but i feel like it just. doesn't suit her.

Bonuses (people i couldnt find that much to talk about)

Suzumiya Hii - Cursed Soul

i mean what else would she be.

okay so shes not a SOUL shes a GHOST i just think it sounds better like that

Makino Arisu - Ghost

ring-style ghost. i think it's called a yuurei? i did my research for her but i forgot it and the og post got deleted so. im upset.

Matsuzaki - Headless Horseman

idk what is his horse would be i just wanted bloodgood to have Presence in this and the principal is only seen like. three times.

i considered giving kuboyasu the status as headless horseman bc of his motorcycle but g1 bloodgood did not serve that much cunt for her type to be given to a 16 year old im sorry

(i also recently got a bloodgood as my first doll when i got back into mh and i love her :] she came w a cool coat that isnt her og coat but its nice anyways)

Chouno Urkyoku - Mad Jester

okay so ik i said he was a mad scientist but he retired that in order to go into entertainment. it's not going too well.

you could also go for a ringmaster/clown route but we all lived thru 2016 (or was it 2017?) and the ensuing cliche-ifying treatment the media gave scary clowns put me off them personally lol they kind of bore me

(if u don't live in the us or don't know what im talking about that happened in 2016, then god i envy you. just look up "2016 clowns usa" im sure you'll figure it out)

Michael (Ikemi something I think?) - Zombie

idk it just fits him

zombies in g1 can only communicate thru moans which makes them nonverbal in some way but g3 STOLE that from us. fuck them.

Nendou Midori / Nendou Takeuchi - Frankenstein & His Monster

i explained this in nendous thing im not repeating myself sorry

PK Principal - Gorgon

yes its bc of the glasses

also i think theres something fun about being able to say he can rule the school with an iron fist (or ig rock fist) without needing to use his eyes

Kongou - Minotaur

big strong and VIOLENT. you can also play into manny's more delicate side with kongous change of heart after saiki helps him realize what matsuzaki does for him

Takahashi - Goblin

idk i think it just suits him

Shima - Changeling

her whole bit is being a forgettable face so what if she was always just a Little Bit Different every time you saw her

Iridatsu family - Mummy

okay ik ive already done mummy but HEAR ME OUT.

idk abt the mom but i think it would be funny if yuuta was just covered in bandages and his whole thing is tripping over/hitting people with them

The pervy teacher who wasn't actually pervy at all he just had an unfortunate face - Human

he's not even disguised as anything

the monsters saw him and said "nah im p sure he's one of us" and then took him

teacher doesnt quite care cause the monster world has better health plans /j

The "your manga artist is gnc af" guy - Kitsune

kitsune are typically seen as elusive tricksters which doesnt suit his character BUT

theres a whole joke about japanese mangakas being worked to the bone to provide chapters every week or so for serialization even going so far as to hide or make excuses as to why they did not complete the chapter

i feel so bad for them bro i could not (used to do weekly updates for fics for 5 years before i started needing money bc i turned 18)

also. someone give that man fox ears and a tail.

The Alphonse guy - Invisi Billy

idk what invisi billy is but he can be here helping alphonse hide from the shame of his chunnibyou :D

Makoto's rival guy - Banshee

it just. Suits Him.

idk if there are male banshees bc we only know sarah screams and her mom but we can have a trans icon if we need

[littleshysheep-at-da]

ooooAAAAAAAAUGHHHH.

oka's whole thing is so tragic. do u have anyheacanons for herand /or poti

I do not know what the “ooooAAAUGHH” is in response to but I feel like I agree 🤔 lol.

TBF Oka was quite literally born into the hands of one of the MOST manipulative man (Potimis) EVER. So I don’t think anyone who knows the full circumstances could really blame her but I know she’ll probably never stop blaming herself.

I like to think at some point Kyouya apologizes to Oka for what he said when they first met because he felt it was hypocritical and unfair. Which I think Kyouya is the type to not apologize for all the things he’s had to do for war, not because he doesn’t feel awful about it, but sort of because he’s resolved himself and apologizing would feel insincere and unfair (let me make this about Kyouya lmaooo my bias is so strong can you tell). But I feel like he would apologize to miss Oka for what he said to her and I also think Katia would jump in with her own form of not quite apologizing for her actions (because she was right to doubt Oka but not because of Oka herself but because of Potimis lying to her), but apologizing that she had to be put in such a position. Also Katia also is a bit of the tough love and would probably try to reason with Oka that she shouldn’t have to feel responsible for all her students just because they have a connection from their lives (as a way to sort of to try and lessen Oka’s guilt over everything). But yeah I think a lot of the reincarnations would apologize to her and try to do right by her own once they learn her full circumstances.

I would honestly be really interested on what Oka’s thought on Shiro are though? Like? To Shiro Oka is quite her savior who she owes a life debt but idk if Oka even remotely remember her at all. Like afterwards do you think she’s just like “the classroom Spider? What.” 😭 I think she would want to speak to Shiro about it which would,,, go as well as anyone (aside from Ariel) who tries to hold a conversation with her. I think once Oka knows who Shiro is she would try to include her with the other reincarnations (which has the vibe of a mother trying to get her child to socialize… sorry I love found family parent child structure sooooo much with KumoDesu lol I should make my Headcanon family tree…) it has… mixed results.

Also ngl I still find it SO FUNNY that no one taught Mera suffixs so he thinks the San (which is translated to Miss in English) is part of her name.

I genuinely call Potimis Elf H*tler cause… ngl the similarities are there. Thought they were the “superior race”, blond hair blue eyed (which obviously this one isn’t an evil trait and I feel I should specify that it’s just funny to me), actually really unhealthy themselves… y’know it’s there.

I also think Potimis sort of captures KumoDesu’s pacing when you think about it. Like the pacing of KumoDesu is REALLY GOOD, Kumoko struggles enough to make things feel intense so then when she gets overpowered it just feels so deserved. And I think seeing how fast Potimis goes from big deal to nothing that difficult to deal with is really interesting because it doesn’t feel rushed at all despite how fast that change happens? Like it’s interesting to think about that at a certain point Kumoko is sooo OP nothing is a problem of strength but more of tactics you make sure things play out the way she wants.

Also for Potimis I really think Ariel’s words to him sum it up (paraphrasing here) “was a life running from death really worth it?” Because yeah he spent so much time afraid of the inevitable did he ever really live? It’s kinda a good statement on how worrying does not prepare you for tomorrow only takes away from today.

At this point you might be able to tell the difference based on format but even if I don’t already have stuff Written down (most of what I have Pre-Written is Ship Based) I come up with stuff pretty quick! I have many thoughts! Way more than I remember to actually Write lol!

I’ll probably just start signing these Asks with this but: Again my Obligatory Thank You for Asking for my Opinion!!!!! I LOVE KUMODESU WITH MY WHOLE SOUL!!!!

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

to my dearest nisha,(again)

Hi this is the real aryan here!

WHY IS SOME WEIRDO SENDING YOU SHAAYARI TRYING TO PRETEND HE'S ME

I hope you know i would never try to hurt you like that. I wouldn't want you to feel bad if HE sends you something like that again

Also you must know I'm actually not that bad with limericks

Toh voh ghatiya shayaris that are trying to hurt you are not from me

I am so sorry ki because of my ashiq anon thing you're getting these weird anons

Maybe this was all a mistake but you should know I have deep admiration for you and for your blog

I have loved the vibe ever since i have gotten to know this page

I have nothing but respect and deep deep admiration for you (and your beautiful poems)

Yours truly

Aryan(real)

heyyyyy

HAINAA!?? I HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT WEIRDO

Yes yes I know dear. You'd never do anything like that. Yes I assure u. idgaf about that ahole now dw.

Yes alright hehe ik how good u r.

No no please don't apologize aapki glti nhi hai.

Wait my brain can't process itni Sari tareef it's glitching wskderigiksnwbdifitnxm

I'm so so glad that you like me aur mera ye mess of a blog so much😭😭 Thank you so much 😭 <33

And ab please don't think about that anon ok? Forget it. He doesn't even deserve your attention. You are too sweet and precious to even curse him lol.

[a-moth-to-the-light]

Current Top 10 Blackpink Songs

As usual, soloists included! This list has changed a LOT in the past two years--I compared it to an older top five I made and it's like WOAHH WHERE'D PWF GO ??

1. Lovesick Girls

I really love living in a world where "Lovesick Girls" exists--this was a great era to experience, and the song itself is pure reckless euphoria, which I think I'll always have space for on my playlists. (And it's great to see a song that matches the energy of the members, rather than them having to carry kinda meh arrangements with their ridiculously awesome voices!)

2. Whistle (Acoustic Ver.)

Yeah, I don't care much for the original "Whistle". But THIS? Whole different story. I love the melancholy of this version, the way it sounds like sunset.

3. As If It's Your Last

Obligatory. This has been on my Spotify Wrapped Top 100 three years in a row, but I don't think my obsession with it is unusual at all--and this song deserves all the hype it gets!

4. Lalisa -- Lisa

I was not expecting this to end up as my favorite Blackpink solo, but the energy that I found too messy at first has made it a favorite over time, while the others got kind of dull for me—but there's never a boring moment here, and Lisa holds it all together very well!

5. How You Like That

Yeah, it's corporate. But like... it's really nicely produced? And the Blackpink ladies sound great. If the formula comes out THIS pretty, I'm not going to be mad if it shows up every once in a while.

6. See U Later

I love the balance of sweet and sour in this song--it's something the Blackpink ladies have always navigated well, but "See U Later" leaves a lot more room for sweet, making the contrast even more fun!

7. Pretty Savage

What mera said! And the other things that mera said!

8. Love to Hate Me

This is the perfect amount of passive-aggressive for my taste--though the production isn't my favorite, I can give it a pass because it's SUCH a confidence boost to listen to.

9. So Hot - Blacklabel Remix

Sheer force of performance gets this on the list. Okay, also that BEAT. This is the kind of beat Jennie deserves just like, all the time.

10. Don't Know What To Do - Live (2021)

This ethereal arrangement really brings the best out of DKWTD--and the grittier guitar in this version just makes it even better.

Honorable Mentions: Stay, Playing With Fire, Solo (Jennie), Really, Sour Candy (would have been like #2 if it wasn’t mostly Lady Gaga’s song!), Ready For Love, Yeah Yeah Yeah (yeah I fell for the synth, sorry), The Happiest Girl

[jkgnggj]

AH I FORGOT TO REPLY TO THE POST AFTER WORK WOOPSIE SORRY MEOW MEOW !

Anyways ur SOOO RIGHTTT !!! Miko def has like whole photo albums in her gallery just dedicated to her friends. One for Chiyo pics and one for Mera pics and one for TERU pics and then one for the psychickers. The only reason she doesn't have a separate one for saiki is bc he never lets himself get pictures taken unless they're in a group in public and he can't get out of it without using his powers. But most of the time the photos he's in are awful bc he ends up moving last minute and ends up looking like some blurry monster and he likes it that way like hell yeah I'm not gonna be perceived today bitches !

Chiyo pics are always somehow like God awful in her eyes she thinks she's so like not photogenic and that every angle of hers is a bad angle she's always criticizing the pics and making Miko take multiple over n over and deleting them n stuff (which she never does bc she thinks Chiyo slays in all of them). And sometimes Chiyo will let loose a lil and end up playing this lil photo game with Miko where they have to make the ugliest silliest faces on purpose for the pic and it's all fun and silly until Miko tries making a photo collage of Chiyo for her birthday to share it with all their friends and it's just silly photos of her nostrils flared and eyes crossed ☠️ poor Chiyo is horrified but nobody even cares how silly she looks thankfully. ALSO THEY DO THAT GIRL THING WHERE THEY STEAL EACH OTHERS PHONES TO TAKE A BUNCH OF RANDOM CONSECUTIVE PICTURES OF LIKE THEIR FOREHEADS FACE EYES CHIN CEILING FEET LEGS ETC LIKE ANYTHING AROUND THEM JUST TO SPAM THEIR CAMERA ROLLS

As for Touma, let's just say if u thought Saiki looked like some blurry monster then ud be horrified by Touma pics bc somehow he's always looking at the camera and some fucking how there's always some kind of creepy shadow on his face or his eyes are dull and lifeless and he quite literally looks unsettling. Funny thing is u'll never catch him accidentally blinking in any of the pictures either somehow... Don't ask how.

As for Tori, he likes making the ugliest and silliest poses imaginable and is completely unashamed in fact he thinks it makes him look cooler too. He unironically does a duck face and double peace sign (like the fucking bisexual loser he is) and he purposefully makes that fuck boy face where u bite ur lip and wink and put your hand up to your chin ugh Miko actually is so annoyed yet amused when he pulls that shit. It's so fucking overdone and yet she never grows tired of seeing him pull that shit bc it's so fucking hilarious for some reason. But at least she can count on him to be unafraid to make the silliest ugliest faces ever. It's funny bc sometimes she just has him smile or like be natural and then ends up criticizing his ugly expression and when she shows the photo to him he's like "I wasn't making a funny face tho" and she's like woops never mind guess thats just ur face 🤭 and he's like HEY ! all indignantly. And ur so right that he takes a bunch of photos at first he's like reluctant and acts so annoyed when Miko forces him to take selfies of her but then he gets into it bc 1 he gets Mikos permission to eye her up he'll take any excuse and 2 he actually likes taking photos and finding the right angle and lighting like damn he absolutely loves seeing Miko look stunning in the photos he takes and praise him like it makes him so happy it makes the photoshoot more enjoyable. He takes pics bc Touma probs has really Shakey hands and all his photos are a lil blurry or he takes very like serious shots that aren't dynamic enough for Miko they just got different sense of tastes and styles yk and kusuo refuses to be a camera man so the job falls on Tori automatically. But the psychickers all have fun taking pics eventually and love each other's faces and expressions bc they're so different <3

aiura def has a photo wall with hundreds of pics of her and her friends..

everyone is in a few but its mostly the psychickers and chiyo...

[twolovelyberries]

class trip to okinawa! (nendou sneezed)

[jimimn]

miss the times when bollywood used to make good music 😔😔😔😔

[merakiui]

SORRY THIS IS A THROAWAY ACC CUZ IM TOO LAZY BUT ANYWAY HELLO, MERA I RUSHED THRU THE EVENT JUST TO GROOVY THIS GUY ACK

i hiss stupid smirking eel staph itttt this bad for my heart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??!?>!??!!"?!?!?!?!?>@Ô„DJIOWDI(U) (so insane over him even the keyboard smash reflects it)

EEL!!! EEL EEL EEL EEL!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm actually so unwell about this groovy. The way he has to fold himself to fit in the car because of how tall and lanky he is... T_T look at how happy he is to be included in the festivities. Halloween Town is prime enrichment for him. He is thriving!!!! This is like a second home to him. I love him,,,

Although,,, it does hurt to see twst made his teef chonky like Floyb. 😔 I really liked the distinction in Jade's needle-thin dolphin teeth and Floyd's thick shark chompers!!! BUT!!!! At least we can finally see Jade smiling widely and showing off his teeth (something he doesn't do very often)!!!! >w< he's too precious....... I am killing him with rocks. <3

[transrickshades]

*Indus voice* what is a binder but a barrier for ones tiddies

[charismastaticarchive]

@khorosvein [ dedue + mera ] what’s left & what’s to come

Dedue is not obsessed with Mera. Not in so many harsh letters, at the very least. But he feels drawn to her and her story like no other save His Royal Highness. And to say that he has put time and thought into their first meeting is no small understatement. 

He’s poured hours into gazing at her---the richness of her skin and shiny hair, so similar to the people he’s known and loved and that they’ve both lost. He wonders if she thinks him brash and rude for it---the same as the bigots that look down on them both; and yet, he can not be torn away. The familiarity of a stranger in a strange place, a familiarity no one else here could ever know, as they have had it all their lives and taken it all for granted.

He misses Duscur too much to look away, sometimes. To make up for it, he makes her this: The basket in his hands, as he stands in her dorm doorway, the sunset overlooking his shoulder, warm as the late summer day he’s standing in. Inside are Duscur sweets, fried doughs, spongy balls, sweet ground carrot and coconut, all mixed with syrup, sugar, and the saffron their country is famous for. He’s even made Soan Padbi the way his Mother taught him---it took hours, and he had to broker several favors with the Monastery cooks for so much time in the kitchen----but it came out splendidly, melting in his mouth easily and giving him the sugar rush the dish is known for.

The basket is handmade---Dedue’s favorite hobby is arts and crafts, after all, but it looks professionally woven, with Duscur’s famous lotus flowers painted on the sides, and musk rose braided across the handle. By the time Dedue realized that the gesture of giving her flowers may be seen as romantic---it was too late. He was already attached to the way the basket looked, and there was no turning back. With the wealth of goodies he had baked for her, he had to give it to her as soon as possible, to make sure the baked good stayed fresh until she had the time to eat them.

His fingers fumble over the basket as he attempts to place his hands on it in the most professional fashion as he knocks on her door. He looks slightly silly---not befitting of one who is addressing a noble woman and who is a retainer of the Crown Prince himself. He wonders, anxiety pilfers through his thoughts, if this is silly and too much for a mere greeting, or if, perhaps, he should have done more for her---but he wants to be kind to her, as he knows no one else around here will be kind.

Without even knowing her, he feels he understands her, trapped between worlds, just like he is, and often suffering for it. If he doesn’t reach out---who will? And a part of him is afraid that she, of all people, never will, the final straw in him being disliked for his own people for being a ‘traitor’ to his own people. He couldn’t take that. The thought alone makes his chest clench.