#the twink with the locket

[yourgalgremlin]

[regulus-cannot-swim]

No Pretending - Jegulus

James muttered an excuse to his friends and quickly left the dinner table. He gave a weak smile when Sirius asked if he was okay, and assured that he was, just wanted to get some Quidditch practice in.

As a matter of fact, he was not okay. James rarely was, but he wanted to pretend like he was fine. What reason did he have to be so sad? All his other friends went through something, and James had a loving family, great friends, and he was doing fine in school. So why wasn’t he okay?

James felt like he couldn’t breathe, couldn’t think sometimes, like the voices in his head wouldn’t stop. Everything just got too much to hide sometimes, and when it did, James left. He didn’t want to burden anyone with his stupid problems. It wasn’t like he was actually going through anything.

What James didn’t notice when he left was the slightly concerned face Regulus made from the Slytherin table, watching him as he left, then quickly making an excuse to his friends to leave.

James didn’t notice Regulus following him, because he was too overwhelmed by everything and was just focusing his energy on trying not to cry, so he didn’t even hear Regulus’ footsteps behind him. Regulus grew increasingly more and more concerned.

James went to the quidditch pitch, just like he had told his friends he would do, but he didn’t practice. No, he just crouched out on the grass, and tried to focus his breathing, tried not to cry, but he failed at both. Why couldn’t he breathe?

Distantly, he felt someone crouch down next to him, and he looked up, quickly wiping away his tears and putting on a smile. He still couldn’t breathe though, and was sure he looked a mess.

He wasn’t expecting to see Regulus when he looked up.

“Hi Reggie,” James said weakly.

Regulus, for once, didn’t give James a talking to for the nickname, showing just how bad James must look.

“What’s wrong? “Regulus inquired, unable to hide the worry in his tone. “What happened?”

James slowly shook his head. “Nothing- nothing happened. I don’t know why I’m acting like this,” he still couldn’t quite keep his breathing even.

Regulus pulled James’ hands to himself, and starting breathing louder. “Breathe, James. Just follow what I’m doing, okay?”

It took a couple of minutes, but after following Regulus’ breathing, James eventually calmed down. He felt his cheeks heat as he realized what he was doing.

“I’m sorry,” James spoke.

Regulus looked surprised. “Whatever for?” he asked, trying to act gruff but he still couldn’t keep his concern from his tone. James waved a hand in the air helplessly. “For whatever this was. I don’t know what happened.”

Regulus looked at him with a new understanding.

“You’re used to acting like you’re fine all the time, but you’re not.”

Regulus stopped James before he even opened his mouth to protest.

“And that’s fine. It’s fine that you’re not okay and- “Regulus took a steady breath before plowing on. “And I’ll be here, no matter if you’re sad, happy, or mad. I’ll still love you, no matter what.”

James’ eyes blurred for an entirely different reason now. This was the first time Regulus said the L word. James had said it multiple times, but Regulus had never quite managed it yet.

“I love you too,” He assured.

Regulus gave him a half smile. “I know,” he said, pulling James close. “And I’ll be here, okay? You don’t have to pretend around me anymore.”

[my-castles-crumbling]

At the movies today:

Me: Oh, we should go see Wonka, too. Timothee Chalamet is in it.

Friend: Who's that? Like what would I know him from?

Me: Uhhhhh..............He's dating Kylie Jenner I think?

[kohiandie]

so @ conventions, we often get questions abt who neil & andrew are and i'm bracing myself so hard for how in the world i'm gonna explain the marauders / slytherins

[good-oldfashioned-lover]

Regulus Black.

[n0blefl0wer]

Me at any given time: no one in this coffee shop knows I’m reading smut about Harry Potter’s dad and the twink with the locket

[reesespenisbutercups]

how do i explain to someone that i ship harry potters dad and the twink with the locket

[yourgalgremlin]

I love how as a fandom we decided that Regulus Black has cold hands.

We really said : “The twink with the locket? That’s a POOR CIRCULATION havin’ bitch if I’ve ever seen one.”

[gayliketheancients]

It’s funnier if you imagine Reg as the only Death Eater stupid/brave/suicidal enough to glare at Voldy and say “Tom/My Lord.” when Reg is sick of his shit.

And Voldemort is angry as fuck about it because WHO does this 16 year old twink think he is being mean and giving him boners. Voldy wouldnt kill him just for being pretty & rude, but pretty, rude, and in the possession of a piece of his soul after stealing it out of hiding? Regulus might as well be his wet dream; powerful, take no shit, pureblood, rich, unyielding, stubborn.

Everybody wondering if they’re fucking or fighting. And Reg has no idea whats even happening anymore. Purposely oblivious.

I love him for it.

jegulus haters are all "james is straight" "james isn't gay" but never "regulus is straight" cuz no man who writes a resignation letter to his evil boss saying "I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more" is straight.

[swappingforgood]

Missing it already Part 1

After another long day at the office, I had home and dropped my suitcase in its normal spot before being greeted by my personal cleaner, Larry. He is a great guy; don’t get me wrong. Large physique and has that jolly fat guy personality. He always does a great job, but sometimes he talks to me too much and even stares at me when he thinks I’m not looking at him. He isn’t my type at all. At my age, I prefer men who are similar in build and wealth class, and even the occasional twink, but honestly, nothing has sparked my desire. Work has been so draining, and I feel lost in life. I have a great position, and I make a ton of money, and not to mention I consider myself very attractive. Just look at me.

I have guys like Larry drooling over me. After dinner, I talk to Larry, and he begins to speak, which normally would bore me, but this time it was interesting. "So, Mr. Mauro, I couldn’t help but notice you've been kind of down lately?” The large man says as he sits across from me while wearing a bright multi-striped shirt showing off his fat belly. “Well, to be honest, Larry. I just feel like life hasn’t been fun anymore. I want a change. I want to do something new—experience something.” My words trail off as I look away from him as I make a somber face. Larry gets up and gives me a hug and pulls out a necklace and tells me to touch it. "Okay, boss, this is going to sound crazy, but this new necklace I bought will let you experience something new!” He said as he held one end of the strange locket and I held the other. Suddenly I feel like something in my body is being pulled out as I look at Larry, whose mouth is open wide just like mine. I feel a strange pull as my vision goes dark before opening my eyes again. However, this time I am looking at my reflection. No, this can’t be. There is no mirror in the kitchen. I reach out and touch my face but notice my arms are no longer wrapped in a suit but instead a multi-striped shirt. I look down as I see a fat belly and catch my reflection and realize, I’m Larry. I have no time to process as I see my former body stand up and do a quick spin before speaking. “Oh wow, boss, I’m inside your body and your in mine. The sketchy amulet worked!” I stood up and looked down at my body, touching my belly. “WOW, I'm really inside Larry. Larry, why would you do this?” I asked, still getting used to hearing Larry’s voice instead of mine. “Well… You wanted to experience something new, so I figured why not swap for a couple of days? Don’t worry, we will switch back in a week. That’s when the amulet will be recharged.” I was understandably nervous, but I realize this was my chance to unwind, so after setting a few ground rules, I leave my mansion to head to Larry’s apartment. His apartment is clean and simple-looking, and I walk past a mirror, and seeing my large frame turns me on. I figured since I have a week, why not indulge? I lower my pants to see my massive fat legs and underwear that is hiding my fat pad. I pull it down and moan from the sensation as I begin to stroke my new cock and moan out loud. “Look at me, I’m so fat. I’m in Larry’s body. I love it!” I was so in bliss and carried away that I came all over the mirror. 

[klarolinexluv]

Random: so how were you introduced to Timothée Chalamet?

Me: ahh *sweats profusely* I um… oh…

*accidentally drops and fumbles the twink with the locket*

Me: shit um… Dune…?

[bee11037]

It’s not funny anymore. cause I should not have been given a locket. you knew what was gonna happen. you know who’s going in there. not my mother. not someone who knows me. a gay little fictional space twink and his hot wife so when I close it they kith

[yourgalgremlin]

I don’t just fw moonwater, my moonwater fw each other eeextra nyyyasty

"can't let gang know i fw moonwater" i can. i have been. for years. is this Renaissance finally happening?

[bluedahlia912]

The satisfaction of knowing that no one at this airport bar knows that behind my mimosa and laptop, I’m writing seasonal smut about Harry Potter’s dad and the twink with the locket.

[ang3l0fde4th4ndd0gs]

When I say I can rant about the mf-ing Marauders, I MEAN IT.

All messages sent to my best friend after she made the mistake of asking if I could give her a rundown on the marauders:

"James Potter

-Harry's dad

-Also known as Prongs/Jamie/Potter

-Considered the sun

-Animagus is a deer

-Sirius' best friend and found brother

-Marauder

Him and Regulus are shipped because of the whole "best friend's brother" thing. Their ship name is Starchaser and Jegulus. There's two cause most prefer Starchaser

-The fancast is Aaron Taylor-Johnson

(Will send pictures with explanations later 😂)"

"Regulus Arcturus Black

-Sirius' younger brother (by one year)

-Slytherin

-Died by drowning because of the locket (5th picture) at 17

-Death eater by force

-Was supposed to be the heir to the Black fortune/house

He's shipped with both Remus and James. (I have a ✨️preference✨️)

-James is shipped with him because James is much brighter and well, more happier than Regulus is. Reggie is considered depressed and dark. (Starchaser/Jegulus)

-Remus and Reggie are shipped cause they're immensely similar. Both bookworms with anxiety and attachment problems because their parents suck (Moonwater)

-Also he's named after the brightest star in the constellation Leo"

"Sirius Orion Black the third

-Obviously my favorite. Totally couldn't tell right? 😂

-Marauder

-Ran away at 16 because his parents are ✨️abusive as fuck✨️ (the stars are cause he's watching me type 😂😂)

-Huge rock and roll fan

-Gay asf

-Genderfluid

-Was framed for the murder of his best friends by Peter Pettigrew

-Also known as Padfoot

-His animagus is a black dog. Very floofy

-Died at 36 due to the Avada Kedavra curse

-Killed by his cousin Bellatrix

-Harry's godparent

He's shipped with Remus Lupin because he's a clingy bitch. Also his name is after a star (like Reggie's) and Remus is a werewolf and his nickname is Moony. So moon and stars. (Wolfstar) also tall werewolf and short puppy is cute

-Named after the brightest star in the constellation Canis Major"

"Remus John Lupin

-Werewolf

-Nickname Moony

-Professor at Hogwarts

-Loves chocolate and coffee

-Afraid of the moon

-Bookworm

-Sassy"

(Ugh trying to keep these factual was so hard 😂😂😂)

"Peter Pettigrew

-Wormtail

-Not shipped with anyone cause he's a traitor

-Scaredy-cat

-Framed Sirius for murder"

"Barty Crouch Jr

-Slytherin Skittle (Like Reggie I just forgot to put that)

-Killed 12 people in cannon

-Evan Rosier's boyfriend

-Death Eater

-Son of Barty Crouch sr who's a minister of magic

-Used the polyjuice potion to change into Mad-eye moody the original Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher, teaching kids the crucio curse and traumatizing Neville

-Cinnamon roll with a knife addiction

-So very fucking *gay*

Shipped with Evan Rosier, James Potter and Sirius Black and Regulus Black.

-Regulus and Barty are Bartylus cause they're both Skittles. Plus Barty's very very out there and Reggie is very prim and proper so it's a well complimented

-James and Barty are SunKiller. Enemies to friends to lovers. Always. It's one of my favorites.

-Sirius Black and Barty are BitchKiller. Two out there twinks and they both have AWFUL parents.

-Barty's full name is Bartiemus but I'm sure he's very upsetable if you call him that

-He's played my bbg David Tennant in the movies"

"Evan Rosier

Tbh idk much about him 😅😅😅😅

-Killed by Mad Eye Moody

-Death Eater

-Slytherin Skittle

-Barty's Boyfriend

-Sassy mans

-Definitely a twink

-Somehow only shipped with Barty

-He and Barty are Rosekiller"

"Pandora Lovegood (Rosier)

-Luna's mother

-Psychic

-Sweet baby

-Ravenclaw/Slytherin, nobody knows for sure

-Regulus' best friend

-Shipped with Lily and Mary Macdonald

-Also called Panda

-Slytherin Skittle

-Miss ma'am should be an elf"

"Mary Macdonald

-I know nothing 🙃

-She pretty and obliviated herself

-Also she's shipped with Lily and Marlene"

"Lily Evans

-My baby

-Fiery redhead

-Sassy

-Bookworm

-Smart af

-Canonically James' wife and Harry's mum

-Muggleborn

-Remus and Sirius' best friend

-Definitely pansexual

-Very very pretty

-Shipped with Pandora, Marlene, Snape, James, Remus, Mary, Regulus and Sirius"

"Marlene Mckinnon

-Basically blonde Sirius

-Killed by Barty Crouch jr at 20

-Gryffindor

-Shipped with Dorcas

-Was supposed to marry Sirius before he went to Azkaban and before she was killed

-Her and Dorcas' ship name is Dorlene"

"Dorcas Meadowes

-Also a Slytherin Skittle

-Very close with both Marlene and Pandora

-Shipped with just about every female and it's kinda hilarious

-Somewhat close to Evan but we aren't sure

-Noone can agree on her fancast"

Plus some random messages that I don't feel like retyping. But my best friend went "Omg I didn't expect that"

Ma'am- Have you met me?? 😂😂 If it's a hyperfixation I can and will go on for hours if you let meee

Then somehow we decided sometime during that that I should rewrite the Harry Potter books and make them as gay as possible. So I am 😂 1971 on Quotev 😂 What If Series

[noxxytocin]

Just Peter Hart Annotations Chapter 3 🏴‍☠️

This chapter was incredibly touching. I really treasure it. 🫰✨ @the-golden-comet

"...paddled their rowboats to the sandy shoal, dragging their loot-laiden waveriders..." - The usage of words here is lovely.

Awww...Davey noticing that he looks like his father. 🥺

"We’ll reconvene for a few pints at The Olde Pub.." - A few pints, my arse. 👀 You scallywags.

"After all, Peter was the Golden Pirate; a crafty gentleman that was loaded to his knees..." - Loaded in more ways than one...? finger guns 😉

Wait the Duke (supposedly) pardoned his dad?! Whoa. If not, I wonder who forged the signature...

THE MOM HUG! 🥺

Oh heavens...Peter's stepdad is a cop? Oh boy...

Omg Pickpocketer!Peter...fitting. "Peter picked a peck of pickled...peckers?" (i'm sorry)

My heart. Peter protecting his mother and giving a white lie about his father's death.....😭 (and her asking Peter to stay)

"My heart belongs to the sea.” - And soon, to a twink in a bag. 🫴✨

"No, mother. I’m part of a fishing crew now." - PETER BE HONEST.

Not Ralph pushing the shame hahaha. Damn it Peter, haha...

Aww, the golden locket. I'd hug Peter and never let go.

"Still, nothing beat the mist of the sapphire ocean speckling his face on a brisk morning, right at the crack of dawn." - I adore the immersion in this line.

Wait- Benji was his childhood bully? OMG.

"Make sure to blow out the candles and wrap yourself in the wool blankets. It’s supposed to be a brisk one tonight." - Ralph is such a gentleman.

"The crew will ROAR at the story: “Ah Peter, you rascal! While we were out drinking, you stole from the crown? So bold~!” - Not Peter being a daydreamer for his accomplishments, haha. What a cutie.