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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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One hc I will defend to the death is that Regulus found out his brother & his stupid friends were the youngest people to ever become animagi, and he said

"Bet!"

And became the youngest person to ever become an animagus

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Jock/secret-not-so-secret nerd James and Jock/nerd Regulus.

In the way where James is natural smart, he can read something once or twice and then understand the subject. He has never gotten anything below an E on his assignments/exams. James doesn’t need to study but he does because he gets a little panicky before exams thinking he has forgotten everything (which isn’t true) the moment he sits his exams, he flies through it and finishes early (just after Sirius every time)

James is constantly doing some sort of physical activity, he goes for runs in the early morning, he pushes himself at quidditch training, he does extra training whenever the pitch is free. James is constantly moving. When he is standing around waiting, he isn’t just standing still, he’s stretching, moving around on the spot. He just has so much energy that he has to expel it somehow.

James definitely has ADHD and Quidditch is one of his hyperfixations but that’s not necessarily good all the time, seeing as he works himself to the bone and forgets to take breaks. He is in constant need of reminders to look after himself on some days. (Despite this, he does have a routine for meals he just sometimes forgets them because he is so zoned in to what he is doing that the thought of feeding himself doesn’t pass his mind until he is exhausted and half dead on his feet).

He writes little notes and leaves them around for himself to remind him of things. If he is really struggling to find focus and stay on task, he writes lists. They aren’t overly detailed, just simple checklists to keep himself on task and he takes satisfaction when he can cross things off and mark them complete. Further than that, if the list doesn’t give him that sense of achievement he also gives himself rewards and/or goals that he can aim for.

I just know that James made an extensive detailed plan on how to befriend Regulus to the point that he is so oblivious to his feelings for him until after they are friends and then he has to make ANOTHER plan to woo Regulus. Little does James know that Regulus is already half head over heels for him.

Now Regulus is also natural smart. Problem is he is very worried about his academics and succeeding that he is ALWAYS seen with a book in hand. From fictional novels to large tomes on a topic that is not even related to anything they are studying.

Regulus spends ALOT of time in the Library. Usually alone because studying around other people frustrates him and distracts him to the point that he can get overwhelmed and annoyed.

Regulus studies hard, he studies until he has mastered the topic. He doesn’t mind how long it takes him just so long as he can master it. However, this can lead to frustration for himself and self hatred for he feels he is continuously failing and that leads to thinking he is a disappointment and further a lot of very bad thoughts that aren’t true but he believes them anyway.

Regulus is the type of person to NEED academic validation. Praise for his work. If he gets an E, he will beat himself up over it and push himself harder to the point, where like James, he forgets to look after himself. (His friends would argue that he sometimes forgets on purpose and that would also be true but 50% of the time, he has actually forgotten)

Flying for Regulus is an escape. Frustrated? Flying will fix it. Annoyed? Flying. Overwhelmed? Flying. Tired? Flying. A letter from home? Flying.

If Regulus isn’t in the library then he is on the pitch, and if the pitch is taken then he is sitting under a tree closer to the forbidden forest by the Black Lake.

Regulus owns a practice snitch and he carries it with him absolutely every where. Sometimes you will catch him fidgeting with it in his pocket but that is rare (he is only doing it in private and alone because he is so conscious of his image/reputation).

When he is on the pitch, there are a few things he could be doing. Flying around the pitch in circles, speeding up and slowing down, just flying lazily or at break neck speed. He will practice certain seeker moves, pulling off risky plays that few attempt and even fewer pull off. Or he is seeking the practice snitch.

Regulus doesn’t have an extensive work out routine like James does but he is passionate about Quidditch to the point where he thinks about it a lot of the time, things he wants to try, ways he can improve. He is also very good at analysing the play. I can see him going on to bring the youngest captain Slytherin have had for a long time in 5th year, I can also see him declining the position if Dorcas wanted it (and if he does give the position to Dorcas, that does not mean Dorcas isn’t talking with him about everything. Dorcas would ask his opinion on plays and shit and Regulus would break it down so throughly and Dorcas is quite proud that Regulus agrees with what she is doing).

Regulus with ASD (or Autism as it’s more known name) is so special to me. Like James, Quidditch is also a hyper fixation for Regulus. Regulus is also hyperfixated in a way on his perfect pureblood persona. He is ALWAYS masking. Always. The only time he is not is when he feels safe and comfortable. Of course he has little tells in his mask but they are very hard to notice unless you are looking for them. (Sirius is probably one of the only people who can read Regulus even when he is masking… but he has to be looking and sometimes Sirius doesn’t look).

Regulus also uses lists. Constantly. All the time. He doesn’t usually need to give himself further rewards after the satisfaction of crossing something off a list unless it’s an assignment of exam. If Pandora is with him and sees him cross something off a the list, she makes a small comment of praise that Regulus allows because it’s Pandora (I say allow but really Regulus is so happy about the praise that he hoards it. When Barty, Evan and Dorcas notice Regulus needs praise to feel yay! Yk they also start doing it but not like excessively because that would just piss him off but like smiling at him or messing up his hair, things that show that they noticed him and are proud of him without saying it).

When James starts coming around him, Regulus LOATHES it at first. It’s not part of his daily routine. (Because yes, Regulus has a daily routine that he sticks to religiously as best as he can. Regulus is the type to despise change, especially big change).

However, Regulus never tells James to leave him alone. Yes, he is mean and rude and not open minded about James and his presence at first. But James learns what makes Regulus tick very quickly and notices that Regulus prefers quiet when he is studying (James also needs quiet when studying) so one day, James just asks to study with Regulus after having sat quietly with him in the library for a few days.

Regulus agrees and this is how their tentative friendship starts. It evolves to practicing Quidditch at the same time. To helping eachother practice (giving eachother observations and then ways to improve) which both of them adore. James is praising Regulus subconsciously the entire time and eventually Regulus also praises James (and insults him at the same time but James likes that so)

It gets to the point where they just hang out with eachother for no reason. It started with James being the one to ramble and ramble and Regulus just listened to Regulus allowing himself to ramble and James listening.

Then of course, James realises his feelings and then the wooing starts (but Regulus is already half in love with him) and Regulus does not stand a chance. By the end of the year, the two of them have started dating.

Sirius is low-key relieved about it because James has been none stop talking about Regulus the entire year and Sirius is happy that they are happy.

Barty is also relieved because Regulus kept having minor crisis about it to him (Barty also threatens James with Evan and Dorcas which James is both terrified about and amused. Then Pandora threatens him and James is actually shitting himself and mental reminds himself to never piss off Pandora).

ANYWAY

Jock/secret-not-so-secret nerd James and Jock/Nerd Regulus.

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Headcanon that James is great at communicating his emotions, but only and specifically through pop culture references.

So, when he dumps Regulus but can’t move on, this interaction happens

James: I just miss you, which like, I shouldn’t, but I just don’t know how to exist without you. It’s like that part in brokeback mountain where he’s like “I wish I knew how to quit you!” Like that’s me with you. Like, I COULD exist without you, but my life is better with you in it. Like that song in to all the boys I’ve loved before, that’s like “I like me better when I’m with you” like that’s me with you. Like, I’m still mad but like, I miss you.

Regulus: …

Regulus: Honestly you could’ve just texted me “wyd” at 3am. I probably would’ve responded.

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hey y'all I'm working on a Jegulus fic where Reg is FtM trans and James and Reg have a drunken one night stand, where James says something he shouldn't have. Regulus then leaves the country the next morning before James woke up. After getting to the country Regulus finds out he's pregnant and raises his daughter in that country without telling anyone. So everyone he knows thinks he's dead. the actual story starts about 16 years later when Regulus and his daughter return to England and she starts at Hogwarts as a 5th year

I can't decide if I want his pregnancy to be pre or post realization, so basically while he's pregnant is he Regulus or Lyra (only reason his dead name is known is cause I thought he'd want it to be his daughter's middle name, cause he likes the child's middle name is parent's name tradition)

just a note cause I want this yes Harry and Luna exist though they are a few years younger than Reg's daughter Lizzy, she's the same age as Fred and George.

oh one last thing, James has no idea, like he low-key doesn't even remember that night.

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Sirius and Reg from «Black Friday» where they swap bodies and more experiments with style :)

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i don’t agree with the whole “harry and sirius both saw james in each other” theory/headcanon.

to me, harry could not see james in sirius because harry did not know james. all he saw in sirius was family and a father figure, which sirius was! sirius was his godfather. harry looked up to sirius as who sirius was. it’s impossible for harry to see the ghost of someone he never knew in a person he knew and loved.

and while i do agree that sirius saw james in harry, i also DESPISE the “nice one, james!” line. those were not sirius’ last words to harry. in his final moment, sirius was trying to protect HARRY. not james. i hate hate hate that line with my entire being. if someone says it to me as if it’s a good addition or source of good angst, i will CRASH OUT.

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Regulus who learned to be an animagus to sneak out of his room and onto his roof at night

Regulus who soon learned being an animagus comes in equally is handy to sneak around the castle at night

Regulus who crosses paths as an animagus with James when he was out for a prank, and he couldn’t stay away. its always easier to give into what he wants when he’s a cat

Regulus who finds out James is really good at petting

Regulus who acts like it didn’t happen at all

Regulus who keeps sneaking out to walk around and clear his mind and keeps every once in a while bumping into James, more and more until it’s every night he can’t escape James finding him to play

Regulus who starts actively looking for James because, well, James will find him anyway so let’s save themselves the time

Regulus who once a month can’t find James and james apparently can’t find him either, but he gets visits of a stag in the courtyard

Regulus who one night finds james drunk, after he snuck out of a gryffindor party, and keeps him company until he sobers up. James doesn’t, he talks and talks to the cat. At one point he tells him he reminds him of a boy he likes. they fall asleep together for the first time

Regulus who learned enough about animagi to become one and do silly things, not caring much about the details for the first time in his life. Regulus who therefore doesn’t know animagi can accidentally turn back human in their sleep, o even turn back into animals all without waking up

James who wakes up at 4am in some hallway, still tipsy and with a headache, and looks down to see regulus laying down on top of him fast asleep

James who says “i knew it” before falling back asleep and acting like nothing happened

Regulus who woke up an hour later, a cat again, in horror at how well he slept. He claw James’ hands to jolt him awake before leaving him there and going back to his room

James and Regulus who end up routinely sleeping on James’ bed, because James wants to and Regulus is convinced nobody will know anyway if he’s a cat

Regulus who turns switches between human and animal repeatedly in his sleep and James keeps acting like he doesn’t know but still charms his curtains every time so nobody will ever see

Regulus who wakes up from a bad nightmare in James’ bed and James hurries to comfort and reassure him

Regulus who is still in shock from the nightmare it takes him a second to realize he’s a human… around James

Regulus who takes evem longer to realize James isn’t reacting at all to the fact he is a human in his bed… he is Regulus of all people, in his bed

and then they kiss mwah mwah thank you

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Regulus Black has a photographic memory

Or, like, HSAM. Imagine it for a sec; Regulus remembers everything people have ever said to him, every important event, etc. And, like, he uses 'sorry, I forgot' as an excuse all the time because it's a little known fact about him, but James figures it out and doesn't tell anyone, so he knows Regulus is lying when he says it 😭

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"But Sirius hated Regulus in canon!!"

No, he may have hated some parts of Regulus, but he loved him at the same time. You can hate someone but never cease to love them. He hated the views he held, the pureblood nonsense and all the decisions Regulus made.

He never hated him. Why? Because even after all the wrong choices, Sirius still saw his baby brother who looked up to him his entire life.

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Absolutely plastered at the family function

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"I don't bite" but it's Reg meeting James, who has no idea (yet) that Regulus does indeed bite.

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Regulus: James and I tried role playing last night and we did the whole “Professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, and James wanted to be the Professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. And you know I have a horrible phobia of failure, so when James whispered “You’re failing my class, you naughty boy” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop.

Barty: For real?

James, sighing: For real.

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since you like tvd/to, i was wondering what your thoughts are on elijah? 👀 because he’s my favvv

Oooh okay this might be terrible but I hate him after season 3 of TO. He just gets on my nerves in that season from compelling Aurora 1000 years ago and then the effect that has on them because of that to tearing out Marcels heart despite that fact that Marcel is Klaus’ son and they raised him and killing Marcel ultimately leads to their downfall then further their deaths.

Also don’t get me started on the compelling his memories away… like wholly shit, that’s a whole other thing.

TVD Elijah, I love him, he is great.

Season 3 TO onwards Elijah, I couldn’t care less about him.

THANK YOU FOR ASKING THOUGH

I do adore his character and the depths to him but I also despise him most of them time. (But this just could be down to the fact that I’m a raging Aurora stan)

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I wrote about Lily Mary Marlene and Sirius listening to music! It's linked here but i'll also post it. its for @maraudersgirlsprompts under the prompt 'try' (get it cause they're trying new music)

anyways here is Sheer Heart Attack:

“Alright girls?” Sirius said as he walked into their room.

“Jesus Christ!” Lily exclaimed in surprise as she scrambled off of her bed and straightened her clothes. “How do you keep getting in here?”

“I invited him, I figured he’d want to hear my new albums that I got for Christmas,” Mary responded digging through her trunk.

“Okay,” Lily said squinting at Mary, trying to figure out if this was some kind of joke before clarifying, “that doesn’t really answer my question. How does he keep getting up the stairs?”

“I imagine he walks,” Marlene said from where she was lounging in the purple beanbag chair in the corner. Sirius walked over and plopped down on the floor next to her.

“Yeah, that is typically how I approach staircases,” Sirius agreed, stretching out his legs and leaning back on his hands, “but when I go down sometimes, I’ll ride the railing.”

“That’s true I have seen him do that,” Mary said as she grabbed a vinyl with a mostly black record sleeve and headed over to join the others.

Lily rolled her eyes as she realized that they were fucking with her.

“Okay, this one is called Sheer Heart Attack. It’s brand new, it only came out in November but it's already huge. A couple of the singles are all over the radio back home, but I waited until I was back here to listen to it fully.” Mary said.

“I-“ Lily started but then weighed her options and decided that Sirius was unlikely to solve this mystery for her tonight, and she hadn’t really had much time with her friends since coming back from break. She chose to let it go and join the group. “Do you want me to set up the player or do you have it?”

“I’ve got it,” Mary said, smiling at Lily brightly. “Did you hear any of this back home? It’s Queen.”

“No not much, my sister isn't really one for rock music,” Lily said sitting down across from Sirius with her back to the window. It was technically true, Petunia despised rock music, but she had a particular distaste for Queen since she had heard a broadcast speculating about the sexuality of the lead singer.

“Oh, but it’s not even proper rock, it’s more like glam rock.” Mary reasoned, taking the record out of the sleeve.

“Do you know what any of this means?” Marlene stage whispered to Sirius.

“I think they’re talking about the different breeds of music.” Sirius stage whispered back.

“Yeah, Petunia doesn’t much care for Queen though, and its genres of music, not breeds.” Lily corrected.

“She’s got a problem with Freddie then?” Mary guessed.

“A bit yeah, she’s…” Lily searched for a polite term, “traditional.”

“Oh yeah,” Mary hummed, “I forget that your family is like properly religious.”

“They’re not though, Petunias just gotten real into it since I left. Something about them thinking witchcraft is an abomination.”

“No offense Lily but your sister’s kind of a bitch.” Marlene said as she took out a pack of cigarettes from the pocket of her jacket pocket.

Well apparently i can't post the whole thing here. okay well here's the link again

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"Regulus Black but IF he had Sirius's music taste bla bla-" HE DOES. SIRIUS RAN AWAY AND LEFT ALL OF HIS VINYLS SO WHEN REGULUS MISSED HIM HE WOULD GO TO SIRIUS'S ROOM AND LISTEN TO ALL HIS MUSIC BECAUSE IT REMINDED HIM OF HIS BROTHER. but if you ask him, he will NEVER admit it out loud. thats the end if this ted talk, goodnight

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"Even though their roots don't allow them to move, their faces will always seek the Sun."

This idea has been brewing in my head for months (or maybe more than a year?) but a part of me felt that it wasn't going to turn out well. But, after a lot of mental gymnastics this weekend, I decided to let the freak out and draw it. And surprise! it turned out much better than I expected.

This drawing is quite conceptual, you might find more than one hidden message in there, but I'll leave that to your imagination.