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WHB Incorrect quotes#45 So much chaos-
Raph: FIVE AND A HALF MONTHS!
Leamas: What??
Raph: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!?
Leamas: ...Wait what?
Raph: THE PLANT'S FAKE YOU HEATHEN SPAWN OF SOLOMON AND YOU KNEW??!?
Mc*crying of laughter* Buying that plant was the best decision of my entire life~
After Solomon managed to stop the fight between you and Raphael,sending the angel back to his home for the better and sending you to the time-out corner
Leamas: Good, Thanks, Dad....
Solomon is frozen in place, along with You, Nina, and Minhyeok
Leamas*Looks at others weirdly*Why is everyone staring at me?... Mc: You just called Solomon “dad”...You just said, “Thanks, dad.” Leamas: What!?- No, I didn’t. I said, “Thanks, man” Solo*Smilling at the fallen angel and pointing at self* Do you see me as a father figure, Leamas? Leamas*Blushes and rolls eyes at him* -No! If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me- Nina & Minhyeok: Hey! Show your father some respect!
-Late at night-
Mc*writing in a letter*"I'm going to kick.. your...ass-Sincerely Mc"
Mc: THERE! Now send it to heaven!
Leamas: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Mc: JUST DO IT!
later that same night the Angel brothers received a letter
Mich: So what does it say?
Raph*Reading the letter*...They say they're going to "lick my..."
Gabriel:..
Mich:..
Gabriel: Oh-
Raph*Standing up fast that he knocks on the chair he was sitting in and speed walks to the door*-I have to go now...
Part 6 of:
#what in hell is bad#what in hell is bad x reader#what in hell is bad x mc#whb#whb mc#whb x mc#whb x reader#whb fluff#whb smut#whb solomon#whb leamas#whb nina#whb minhyeok#whb michael#whb gabriel#whb raphael#whb samael#found siblings au#whb raphael x reader#whb raphael x mc#whb michael x reader#whb michael x mc#whb incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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I know that it's common fanon belief to see Starlo as the younger sibling between him and Orion, but I actually like the idea of Starlo being the older brother and what it means for his family dynamic. Generally, the older sibling is expected to be the more responsible and mature sibling in the family. There's this expectation that the older sibling sets an example for the younger sibling(s) and that they'll look after the family/business once the parents get too old to do so themselves. So, what does it mean when the older sibling sorta betrays those familial expectations by behaving immaturely and ditching the family to do their own thing?
I'm trying to figure out how to put this into words in a clear and concise way, but I feel like if it's a case of Starlo being the younger brother, then there's this sorta "Ah, that's just the younger brother acting like a kid, y'know how it is. He'll grow out of it" dynamic, whereas if Starlo is the older brother, then it's more of a "Okay, he should've grown out of this by now, why's he still acting like this? Even Orion is more mature than him; what is going on?" sorta deal. (This frustration would be especially felt by Orion, who has to pick up Starlo's slack in his stead because his older brother isn't mature enough to work like he's supposed to!!!)
These are just personal musings, don't take my word as gospel! You can still do tons of interesting things with the Sunnyside family while having Starlo be the younger brother and Orion the older one. I just find myself gravitating more towards seeing Starlo as the older sibling.
#idk how much grounds i have to speak on this because I'm the youngest sibling in my family and I'm not all that close with my older sibling#(nothing crazy going on there. we just grew into different people and we don't interact much in our daily lives)#but like. with older siblings there's generally all these heavier expectations around you. you're supposed to be what your#younger sibling looks up to. you're supposed to set the bar that the rest of your siblings get measured against.#so what does it mean when--from the family's perspective--you set the bar pretty low by running off from your family/responsibilities#and dedicate your life to LARPing as a cowboy?#obviously Starlo's family loves him. but they don't seem all too supportive. Orion is annoyed by his brother's antics.#Crestina expects him to grow out of it. Solomon is the most positive about it but that's bc he thinks that Starlo did it to#indirectly save the family business.#they only seem to come around post true-pacifist when Starlo opens up to them more and they sell corn in the W.E.#there's something that's lingering on the tip of my tongue about this but i can't articulate it.#something something age =/= maturity and all that? i guess?#char: starlo#char: orion
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- 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒕𝒐𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒕 -
• Day 12; Somnophilia: Stalker Season, Norman Reedus.
• Day 13; Menophilia: Smell It A Mile Away, Marko ( The Lost Boys )
• Day 14; Incest: Bossy Big Brother, Michael Gray ( Peaky Blinders )
• Day 15; Noncon: Babysitter Terror, Billy Hargrove ( Stranger Things )
• Day 16; Public: Concert Special, Slash ( Guns N’ Roses )
• Day 17; Vore: Virgins Taste Best, Marko ( The Lost Boys )
• Day 18; Spanking: Specifically Told, Alfie Solomons ( The Peaky Blinders )
• Day 19; Uniform: Short Skirt, Tall Socks, John Shelby ( The Peaky Blinders )
• Day 20; Step Siblings: Deceiving Big Brother, Henry Bowers ( IT Chap. 1 )
• Day 21; Tickling: “Now, Go To Bed.”, Alfie Solomon’s ( The Peaky Blinders )
• Day 22; Masturbation: Morning Welcome, Aemond Targaryen ( The House Of The Dragon )
• Day 23; Deep Throating: To The Wall, Dave Mustaine ( Megadeth )
• Day 24; Taking Advantage: The Stupid Cheerleader, Axl Rose ( Guns N’ Roses )
• Day 25; Pregnancy: Growing Inside Right Now, Tom Riddle ( Harry Potter Franchise )
• Day 26; Grooming: Stolen Child, Alfie Solomons ( The Peaky Blinders )
• Day 27; S&M: Corruption From The Dirty Boy, Joaquin Phoenix
• Day 28; Cockbulge: Best Friends Little Sister, Sebastian Bach ( Skid Row )
• Day 29; Incest: Just Real Close S’all, Eyeball Chambers ( Stand By Me )
• Day 30; Free Use: Wake Up At Dark, Billy Idol
• Day 31; Incest & Breeding: Nighttime Lullaby, Arthur Shelby ( The Peaky Blinders )
A/n; I changed maybe two or three of the topics because I had no idea what to do with them and they also weren’t very appealing per-say.
#fanfiction#80s#90s#kinktober#peaky blinders#joaquin phoenix#tommy shelby#john shelby#alfie solomons#tom riddle#billy idol#breeding k1nk#billy hargrove#slash gnr#axl rose#sebastian bach#the lost boys#marko the lost boys#paul the lost boys#norman reedus#r@pe kink#masterbation#step siblings#dick bulge#tw noncon#somno breeding#menophilia#s&m play#free use kink#arthur shelby
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#i’m the eldest daughter soobrangdan 🥹😔#and since kai has been biaswrecking me so hard lately — i rly am a touch starved middle sibling 💀#tomorrow x together#txt meme#txt memes#yeonjun#soobin#beomgyu#taehyun#hueningkai#moawajjunie#soobrangdan#bamtori#solomon#ningdungie#kpop memes#kpop meme
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i need an one-shot where alfie suddenly discovers that tommy has an almost absent understanding of personal boundaries cuz he grew up with siblings
#i meannnnn#yeah tommy is like the wall from game of thrones#but if he’d open up to alfie at some point#i think this would be it#especially judging by tommy’s behaviour with his siblings#like SOMETIMES the selbys has 0 understanding of boundaries#so i guesss#for alfie as the only child it can be as some kind of shock#especially in comparison with how tommy usually behaves#all closed up and shit#ummm anyways#tommy shelby#alfie solomons#peaky blinders#tommy x alfie#sholomons
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Mendie shenanigans. :P
I drew this months ago (and you can tell cause I drew Townsend taller than Huntington lol) Finally have a chance to whip it out so thank you :)))
#hello from the hallowoods#hfth#huntington waites#leyland blooms#the mendies#the context for this is that Solomon made them take out their gauges (gauges?) and never got them back#the bangs person is one of Leyland's past lifes and they had a memory of them#something they havent had in a very long time#idk#huntington is hunting and gathering#gathering trinkets for their siblings#i have items already in mind for what they get the others lol but i wont draw it (lol maybe)#huntington loves their family dearly i think :)#i drew that last panel today tho lol
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at this point I'm blocking anyone who does the whole "but Wyll was rewritten and Larian ran out of time" devil's advocate thing
#my sibling in christ THEY SET THE RELEASE DATE#If they didn't have time to scrap the old story and redo it from scratch than they shouldn't have scrapped all their work#Sam Beart was brought as a VA on AFTER Theo Solomon and Karlach has more overall content so that's no excuse either#she even got some post-hoc updates to her story after the initial release#Wyll had several of his early game banters REMOVED with nothing to replace them for fucks sake#they clearly could add updates to his main story if they wanted to but it's becoming extremely apparent they don't
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I would love to hear your thoughts on who you think would be older out of Anne and Sebastian. I can’t decide but I know whoever is older would definitely hang it over the other ones head 😂
I LOVE THIS, YOU'RE SO RIGHT !! I'm a total sucker for a protective older brother so I like to imagine Sebastian as the older Sallow twin (but only by like 2 minutes or something, which makes him pulling the 'eldest' card all the more infuriating)
His attitude in regards to her is incredibly doting and leads me to believe that he really took charge and looked out for her after their parents died. Also with Anne being labeled the "more mischievous" of the two prior to being cursed, I think she fits the bill for rambunctious-younger-sibling to a 'T' !
#asks#I feel like if we could have seen more of Anne's personality in the game it would be easier to lean the other way#cause she's incredibly mature and seems to have her head screwed on straight#but it can also be a result of losing her parents and getting cursed and being forced to live at home with stick-in-the-mud Solomon Sallow#like she doesn't get the chance to really act like a kid given her circumstances so she does give off some older sibling vibes#either way whoever IS canonically the eldest is definitely only older by some minuscule insignificant amount of time#sebastian sallow#anne sallow
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just been thinking about the sallow twins lately and how absolutely damaging it must have been for sebastian to deal with being compared to his parents so often, especially if anne hadn't been
like, as twins every little difference between you both can feel like a chasm- because so often you're lumped together in people's minds- meaning every difference between you feels amplified so, the possibility of anne and seb being raised slightly differently ever since solomon took them in has got me hooked
given solomon's obvious inability to confront and cope with his feelings in a healthy way, and the spiteful comments he's made about his deceased brother in-game, it's not implausible to suggest he's been dealing with the grief of losing his brother in a maladaptive way, and projecting those negative feelings onto sebastian, likely since taking anne and seb in
going the step further here, and suggesting it was only sebastian who had dealt with this, would mean that anne never had the same negative experiences with solomon as her brother did, so maybe she doesn't quite 'get it'- what sebastian is going through
leading to increased tensions and animosity between solomon and sebastian, and anne not really being able to understand or empathise with her brother's position
also, from this i'd suggest that sebastian internalised and now eminates more of his parents, specifically his father, than anne does. solomon calls him his 'reckless brother's son' so much that sebastian is more reckless, loves to learn not just because it was how he was raised and it's part of who he is, but because it helps him feel closer to his parents
#hogwarts legacy#au where i think of nice things about my faves#yeah this is a solomon sallow hate blog and what of it#context which might be helpful: my younger siblings are twins#so promise i didn't completely pull this idea about twin dynamics and raising twins out of nowhere#also internalisation is a POWERFUL tool man it is not to be underestimated#and it's not to say anne is a bad sibling or anything!! but especially between siblings if you have different experiences with your parents#caretakers then you're not gonna see eye-to-eye when it comes to dealing with them#so like#maybe anne listens to solomon more/feels more comfortable going to him than sebastian ever would#because sebastian never DID get that parental support from solomon he so needed#equally not implying solomon was a great parental figure to anne#just better than he was to sebastian#which i mean#the bar is in HELL
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ok I need to know everyone’s headcanons on the characters heights please 🙆🏼
u can put it in comments, tags or my ask box
#obey me#I need to know so I feel justified in my own headcanons. I’ll put mine here but they r subject to change#Lucifer - 6’1 or 6’0#mammon - 5’10 or 5’11#Levi - 6’0 with the worst slouch and posture ever. but maybe 5’11 and mams can be 5’10. Levi is taller than Mams (real and canon)#don’t fact check that I’m right just trust me btw#satan is like um m. see they all feel like they’re five feet. 5’11 or 6’0#asmo 5’10#beel 6’4 (the only one I’m confident on)#belphie 5’8 or 5’6. subverting the youngest sibling is the tallest sibling stereotype#dia can be 6’2. simeon 5’10. solomon 5’10 ???? idk. 5’11?#see I’m just giving them all the same height. I just can’t imagine them any taller except for beel dia and lu#thirteen 5’7#idfk abt Luke man idk kid heights like. 3 ft or smth. lol#meph…… can be.. 6’1……. idk. No. he’s 6’0. he’s six ft tho for sure.#Raphael idk. 5’9.
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ohhhh lesson 11 ily lesson 11 i hate you lesson 11-
#just. the fucking thought. of a war between the realms......aaaa#the thought of having to choose#gods my mc would feel so sick honestly#ik this is an x reader blog but guys i promise takahara is so interesting :( give him a chance like.#the way that the promise that cursed him wasn't mc's 'i promise to protect you (the demon brothers)' it was 'i will stop at nothing to#protect MY family' he's so. he's so crazy#he has so many connections and so many people in the devildom that he loves including solomon but he would without hesitation throw#everything away to protect his siblings can you fucking believe#lucifer mirror :( bleh. blehhh takahara you're so crazy ily#mine#omnb spoilers#oc: takahara#omnb lesson 11
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@luff-gore ... is now a bad time to mention that i do have a little print of the lt. irving portrait in a frame on my polar exploration bookshelf?
highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
#john irving my beloved blorbo from my research#oh wait i have an isaac brock one too actually it's just not framed... and a james fitzjames print that my sibling made for me...#very normal things for a historian to do#it's a summoning charm for good luck on my thesis project obviously#if there was a solomon tozer portrait it would be OVER for him he'd be on my shelf right beside irving
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Larian let me in the writers room i’m gonna make these actors say some things you wouldn’t believe and the denizens of tumblr are gonna eat it up
#they won’t let me in because they fear what i will do#but neil newbon would let me#he knows what is possible#oooh and theo solomon!!!#I have some stuff in MIND#also the part in durge playthrough where orion calls you their sibling and no reaction?!??#consider that fixed
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Life can be strange especially this past year
Like, I went from living in crime alley to reclaiming the fortune my father fraudulently kept from me, I’ve gone from no kids to over a dozen in the span of months, both myself and my kids have been abducted multiple times, my childhood home has gained sentience and spawns new rooms that don’t make mathematical sense for the exterior dimensions, my cat can teleport, Peeta grew wings and we still don’t know if it’s a natural evolution of his meta abilities or if it’s a side effect of living in a fae realm, Beau and I had a surprise child born of magic named Steve and he’s a telepathic flying spider, I met Beau in person for the first time in February, and I got attacked by a ghost on Halloween
This has been a strange year
I had more than 3 minutes to think today and wow my life is. Something.
I'm technically not human, I'm the result of a breakup but my mom didn't know about me until september, I got kidnapped by some guy and he's my dad now, my best friend wears full plague doctor gear daily, my sister is from another universe, my girlfriend can hypnotize people with her voice, my dad wears spandex and forces people to answer his riddles, I hang out with two guys in their forties, and prehistoric sized bugs just roam my hallways freely, and I'm 6 years old but mentally and physically 16
#like life was already strange enough being raised in a cult and from a wealthy background#like I already had some weirdness going on but kept under the radar as a goon#but this past year a Lot has Happened#autumn#whispers#oc lore#solomon slayer#Peeta#bugboi#Steve#Mike#but only mentioned#breakfast siblings#lyra siblings#Sammy#citrus#zen#Claire#Evan#duela#but only implied
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Beating out the Hero Worship. The weapon? Being a child therapist / relationship Councelor to your colleagues (who may or may not be going through midlife crisis)
So I love the prompts where the Wisdom of Solomon makes Captain Marvel a defacto Therapist and Relationship Councelor (family, romantic or otherwise) to his very adult coworkers. It’s especially funny when they think Billy is an adult. Billy is very much a child. A child who is giving these sad adults free therapy. Honestly if being a child hero wasn’t enough, the amount of work he has to put into his colleagues well-being should in itself be child labour.
Black Canary, who has been the Therapist, is the only one who can relate to the struggle. Sometimes they even share notes. Well, Billy is, Dinah is here for the gossip. Bring in Barbara, and they got themselves a girls night.
It’s just so funny to me. Gets me every time.
Flash: Man, I can’t believe I’ll need to reschedule my wedding anniversary AGAIN all because of some new villain not getting the memo. Sometimes being the hero on your city takes a lot of you.
Marvel: don’t you have multiple speedsters in your city?
Flash: …
Marvel: you have multiple heroes in your corner who would gladly take over a case for you
Flash: Oh yeeeeaaah
Marvel: Don’t pull a Batman. Ask for help.
Bruce, somewhere in Gotham: something just happened
*or just*
Clark: and it’s just confusing, because Conner sees my parents as his parents making us siblings, but John sees him as his brother making him my son, but Lex sees him as HIS son. Kon even said that Lex was more of a dad to him! Lex!
Marvel: oh yeah, family is difficult. Imagine having two dads, but the hero one is the one who want nothing to do with you. At least Lex tries. When was the last time you had a casual conversation.
Clark: I- *pauses*
Marvel: or talked about hobbies.
Clark: I messed up.
Marvel: yeah yuh did
Bonus:
Billy: Dinah! I didn’t think girls night was for another week!
Dinah: … actually
Billy: … no
Dinah, sitting on the couch: so I need advice
Billy: 🥲
A few moments later
Billy: I’m sorry, GA did WHAT to Roy
Dinah: Exactly, so come Mia-
Some more time later
Green Arrow: why do I hear boss music?
Marvel, slamming open the door: Oooolllieee we need to talk 🙃
Oliver: I’m in danger
#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#dc#jl#justice league#dinah lance#oliver queen#clark kent#Mans needed to get slapped in the face#with the truth#none of that sugar coating bs#child therapy goes a long way#especially if the child is the therapist#im just ranting
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Sharing Can in Fact Lead to Caring
Sometimes Billy doesn’t need Solomon. Sometimes, Billy just says whatever that comes off the top of his head, it can be surprisingly helpful at times. (Billy doesn’t realize most of them are just coming to their dad figure for advice)
Such as the time Wonder Woman came to him concerned about time dilation. When Solomon explained what that meant, he had a pretty good idea of what she was talking about. Basically, she was worried about the afterword of the Justice League and her friends and how she would outlive them all. He brought her ice cream and they talked it out. In a way, he supposed he understood her. Billy couldn’t remember his mom or dad’s faces or personalities. He only had Captain Marvel to go off of and he guesses Mary, but she looks more like a young version of their mom. In the end, after much talking and trying to show he understands her worries, she seemed to be doing better.
Then, there was a talk with J’onn. The Martian had confided in not feeling at home with the humans. Not that he blamed him. J’onn had lost his home. So, Billy talked with him. Again, sort of relating. The way the Martian described missing his planet, reminded Billy of how he’d missed his parents. By the end of the talk, the Martian seemed to feel a little lighter after it.
Then, there was this kid.
Little Girl: *sitting on a bench alone*
Marvel: “Hey there, miss. Where are your parents?”
Little Girl: *stares* “There not here.”
Marvel: “Why’s that?” *sits down next to her*
Little Girl: *shrugs*
Marvel: “Well, then do you have any guardians?”
Little Girl: “I think so, but I don’t really like her. She’s mean. I don’t think she likes me or my foster siblings.”
Marvel: “Oh? You’re from foster care?”
Little Girl: *hesitantly nods head*
Marvel: “And I’m guessing you ran away?”
Little Girl: *nods again* “Are you going to tell on me?”
Marvel: “No. I ran away from my foster homes all the time.” *shrugs, doesn’t know why he’s saying this but might as well go with it*
Little Girl: “You did?”
Marvel: “Yeah. They were all terrible. And the ones that weren’t terrible were just neglectful.”
Little Girl: “What does neglectful mean?”
Marvel: “It means not paying attention to something. Like for example, I had this foster parent who would go days without coming home, leaving me and the other kids to have to feed ourselves. She wasn’t paying attention to us or our needs.”
Little Girl: “That’s sad.”
Marvel: “Yeah, it is. So, why did you run away from your foster home?”
Little Girl: “The lady who adopted me throws stuff when she gets mad. She’s mad a lot.”
Marvel: “That sucks. I had a foster home like that too. He would throw a bottles, forks, books, whatever he could get his hands on.”
Little Girl: “You did? Did you think it was scary?”
Marvel: “Yeah.”
*silence*
Marvel: “You know, a friend of mine got adopted recently.”
Little Girl: “Really?”
Marvel: “Yeah, he’s been with them for about half a year now. He says they’re great. They’ve been fostering kids for a while apparently too.”
Little Girl: “That sounds nice.”
Marvel: “It is. Do you want me to ask about it?”
Little Girl: “Huh?”
Marvel: “Do you want me to ask him if there’s any spots open?”
Little Girl: *stares for a bit* “Yeah.” *stomach growls*
Marvel: “Alright, then I will. Now, how long have you been on the streets?”
Little Girl: “Oh uhm… a couple days.”
Marvel: “Come on, let’s get you something to eat.” *stands up*
Little Girl: “Really?” *hops off the bench*
Marvel: “Yeah. You feeling chili dogs or tacos? Those are the only two vendors I know that’ll give me something free.”
Little Girl: “Tacos, please.”
Marvel: “Alright then- uh, my bad. I never asked your name?”
Little Girl: “Oh uhm it’s Darla.”
Marvel: “Darla? Alright then Darla.” *fatherly ahh smile* “Let’s go get you some food, ‘kay?”
So ya. He met Darla. She’s a sweet kid. He would need to ask Freddy more about the Vazquez situation. Hopefully, just hopefully, they could squeeze the little girl into their family.
Also, uh… I guess in this AU, Freddy met the Vazquez and got adopted because he went back into foster care for a bit for whatever reason. There, he got adopted into the family. Darla joins after him for this post to work.
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#captain marvel dc#fawcett city#fawcett comics#fawcett#j’onn j’onzz#martian manhunter#freddy freeman#darla dudley#wonder woman#diana prince
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