#the soldier and the spy universe

[lenny-link]

TF2 x Steven Universe ⭐️

guess who’s bacc with another crossover au that nobody asked for 😎

pls dont ask me about lore/story/drawing fusions i have no idea i just wanted to draw the mercs as gems lol

but id love to hear ur ideas!

edit: if you ever wanna draw about this go ahead! just tag me :)

edit2: Fusions !

edit3: Lore !

[sabrerine911]

AssAssSins! (Marvel Earth-911b) Featuring BlackWidow, WinterSoldier and Moonknight

Something very dumb and nonesensical I was in the mood to do Still weaponizing that Marvel Rivals inspiration

[smoothie-needed02]

𝕋𝔼𝔸𝕄𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕋𝔼𝕊𝕊𝟚 X 𝐌𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐖!! (9 MERCS COMPLETED)

[lilithism1848]

[cxrruptedpens]

I have sequenced my chapters ready enough for writing! As I did struggle with titling and such. I will not say what it’s certain colors are for, but I hope you guys will be excited to look forward to these chapters when I write them!

Monologue

Chapter I - Leaving the Nest

Chapter II - Acquaintances

Chapter III - Team Bonding

Chapter IV - Spoils of Battle

Chapter V - Reassurances

Chapter VI - Progressions

Chapter VII - To What Lingers In the Dark

Chapter VIII - Prognostication

Chapter IX - Calm Before the Storm

Chapter X - The Start to Inevitable End

Chapter XI - Cold War

Chapter XII - Fractures

Chapter XIII - The Answers I Need

Chapter XIV - When Morals Fight With Logic

Chapter XV - Guidance in Wanting Faith

Chapter XVI - An Overture to Jane

Chapter XVII - Evil Eye

Chapter XVII - The Rise of Scout

Chapter XVIII - Captain Willis

Chapter XIX - New Blood in the Snow

Chapter XX - The Fire in His Heart

Chapter XXI - Error in the Afterlife

Chapter XXII - Suppressed Worries

Chapter XXIII - He Who Guides the Lost

Chapter XXIV - Slow Fruition

Chapter XXV - Lieutenant’s Ballad

Chapter XXVI - A Moment of Refuge

Chapter XXVII - A Break in the Night Shift

Chapter XXVIII - Truths Uncovered…

Chapter XXIX - Wrath of the Lieutenant

Chapter XXX - Where the Elpis Began to Fade

Chapter XXXI - Unity of Man

Chapter XXXII - MIND BREAK

Chapter XXXIII - The Fate of the Bloomed Aconite

Chapter XXXIV- The War’s End

Chapter XXXV - People vs. Teufort

Chapter XXXVI - His Bittersweet Repose

Chapter XXXVII- Serenity Beyond Separation

Epilogue

Now to draw the cover. HAHAAHZSCYUSGSOGUC

[akiratronixe006]

[ Kidentale x TF2 ]

I made that when i seen my OC Team Fortress 2 and i wanted to make the same with Kidentale's version.

In order we have :

- Starcross => Scout ( Red )

- Palette => Soldier ( Blu )

- Paperjam => Pyro ( Blu )

- Blueprint => Engineer ( Blu )

- Due => Heavy ( Blu )

- Goth => Demoman ( Red )

- Dante => Medic ( Red )

- Gradient => Sniper ( Blu )

- Raven => Spy ( Red )

[brainrotgoverner]

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING 'The Scratched Universe' a SFM TF2 series by Blackimus on youtube and HOLY FUCK??????

I'm only on EP:03 PART 1 BUT the mystery dripping story that is revealed after making the watchers think it's a basic work in ep1, the AMAZING animation, the way they can make the characters talk seamlessly even with the limited voice lines, managing to make every character unique WHILE only using the classic 9 classes- WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SERIES????

Oh, also, Fixer and Jumpsuit should kiss.

Also, this has SO MANY Jojo references I still don't know if this series is its own thing or based on Jojo do NOT tell me I need to figure it out myself

[tylejandro]

If the TF2 mercs were on Total Drama Island, I think this would be the elimination order:

Scout's gone first. It's almost unanimous, only Heavy and Engie tolerate him.

Soldier's loud and annoying too. Engie, Demo and Pyro like him but it's not enough.

Medic's flown under the radar until now but his love for messing with peoples' organs can't be ignored forever, he's out third.

Sniper pisses in jars and kinda hates everybody. Needless to say he's not winning a popularity contest. Maybe he votes himself out.

Engie's friendly -- too friendly... Spy conspires and gets a couple of the other guys to vote him off. This is where the EngieSpy ship fuel ends after building them up for several episodes but that's just me. Spy may have tried to bring Sniper on his side last time but that epically failed.

Demo and Pyro are upset to see Engie go after all, thinking about it, or maybe this was their plan all along, and Spy's out next.

The three left are all kind of floaters and like each other, so the Administrator makes Pyro and Heavy duke it out. I'll let Heavy win just this once, and it creates some tension between them since Demo liked Pyro more than he likes Heavy.

Who wins is up to you, but let me set the record straight: it's a bloodbath. Total bloodbath. People die. Demo wins in Scotland obviously.

[peonydollbunny-drawwrite]

Mercs' Pokémon Team Relist

So, I made a list of Mercs’ Pokémon team back in June. But now, I’m going to do it again as a relist, which means changing the Pokémon from the Mercs’ Pokémon party team because it doesn’t feel right to me or something. All mercs’ have Eeveeutions as their partner, we’ll start with the offensive class, defensive class, and finally support class.

Let’s start with this bunny boy from Boston, shall we?

Scout’s Pokémon Team

Eevee; Scout’s Eevee was his first partner as a gift by his mother on thirteenth birthday. 

Clodsire (Shiny); Scout caught his first Pokémon before it evolved. 

Miltank; Scout makes aggressive attempts to calm herself down after saving the Engineer and Pyro from being attacked, however, he later found out that she was being abandoned by her previous trainer.

Raichu (Alolan Form And Shiny); His seven older brothers got him a Pikachu as his birthday gift, and evolved to Raichu in Alolan form shortly after.

Altaria

Lopunny

Scout’s Extra Pokémon

Oshawott (His favorite Pokémon); Hatched from an egg after Scout received a prize from the contest. 

Wooloo (Shiny)

Snom

Phanpy (Shiny)

Sentrent (Shiny)

Absol; Scout met Absol as stray Pokémon

Before we're moving to the Soldier’s Pokémon team, I’m going to give them an extra Pokémon in their base to enjoy relaxing, playing, or training them after battles. Now, let’s continue to the Soldier’s Pokémon team, shall we?

Soldier’s Pokémon Team

Umbreon; He and his best friend Demoman went somewhere to hang out when they spotted two Eevee sitting on the box with written words, ‘Please, take me!’ So, they take two Eevee and train them before they evolve.

Braviary (Shiny); His best friend Demoman gives him a Rufflet as a gift before it evolves.

Scrafty

Zangoose (Shiny)

Zigzagoon

Tyranitar

Soldier’s Extra Pokémon

Grooky

Mudkip

Herdier

Deerling; Soldier got Deerling as a gift from his girlfriend, Zhanna, Heavy’s sister.

Finally, Pyro!

Pyro’s Pokémon Team

Flareon; Pyro got Eevee as a gift from a good friend, the Engineer, and using the fire stone.

Rapidash

Rapidash (Garalarian Form And Shiny)

Ninetales (Shiny)

Volcarona (Shiny)

Blazken

Pyro’s Extra Pokémon

Mimikyu

Litwick

Ribombee

Solosis

Quilava

Moving to the Defense class, starting with the Demoman.

Demoman’s Pokémon Team

Espeon

Aegislash

Runerigus (Shiny)

Dubwool; His family owns a farm with a lot of Wooloos from generation to generation.

Lapras (Shiny) 

Gyarados

Demoman’s Extra Pokémon

Spinda (Shiny)

Sinistea (Shiny)

Deino

Zorua (Hisuian Form)

Next is Heavy Weapon Guy.

Heavy’s Pokémon Team

Sylveon; When Heavy was young, he was walking in the woods to search for something then spotted injured Eevee wandered to look for food. Heavy decided to help and give his sandvich to Eevee.

Tinkaton (Shiny); His father gives his Tiffatuff to him before she evolved. 

 Bewear; Got Stufful as gift by his mother and sisters before evolved.

Breloom

Milotic (Shiny); Got Shroomish from his younger sister Swissmas, however, Heavy didn’t realize that they had a bit of teasing of him once of Shroomish’s face as it had the same face as his angry face.

Lucario

Heavy’s Extra Pokémon

Fletchling 

Gloomy

Butterfree

Dachsbun

Lastly, of the Defense class is Engineer born from the Lone Star state.

Engineer’s Pokémon Team

Jolteon; Dell found two Eevee when he was playing his guitar suddenly heard the noise coming inside the barn, then gave one Eevee to Pyro, and used a thunder stone.

Mudsdale (Shiny)

Tauros (Paldean Form And Blaze Breed)

Donphan

Bellibolt

Metagross

Engineer’s Extra Team

Togedemaru (Shiny)

Meltan

Yamper (Shiny)

Torterra

Finally, the last class is the Support class! Let’s begin with the healer.

Medic’s Pokémon Team

Leafeon; The Medic found Eevee who was seriously and badly injured by some aggressive wild Pokémon, then healed, and used the Leaf Stone.

Malamar (Shiny)

Tsareena (Shiny)

Appletun

Absol (Shiny)

Audino 

Medic’s Extra Pokémon

Pidove

Munna

Spritzee

Blissey (Shiny)

Next is a Kiwi Bird, born in New Zealand, but he was raised in Australia!

Sniper’s Pokémon Team

Glaceon; His (adoptive) parents gave him an Eevee on Christmas and used Ice Stone. 

Noctowl

Sandslash; Gifted by his (adoptive) father. 

Sandslash (Alolan Form And Shiny); Gifted by his (adoptive) mother. 

Mightyena (Shiny)

Kangaskhan 

Sniper’s Extra Pokémon

Cubone

Rockfuff

Spinarak

Sobble

Komala

Finally, a French man secretly dated Scout's mother and didn't tell his son that he was his father.

Spy’s Pokémon Team

Vaporeon; Got an Eevee as a gift from having an anniversary with Scout’s mother, and uses Water Stone. 

Corviknight 

Zoroark 

Salazzle

Roserade (Shiny)

Banette 

Spy’s Extra Pokémon

Nickit

Rookidee (Shiny)

Ducklett

Ditto (Shiny)

[emilythedog661-tf2]

Bug Fortress 2 AU

So, back in the 20-teens, i saw many pictures of the TF2 mercs as bugs (Mainly Engineer as a bee and Soldier as a ant) and i would like to do my own AU of Bug Fortress 2.

First, i'll do the Characters and what bug they are

Scout - Fly

Soldier - Ant

Pyro - FireFly

Demoman - Cockroach

Heavy - Beetle

Engineer - Bee

Medic - Butterfly

Sniper - Moth

Spy - Spider

Miss.Pauling - Ladybug

The Characters are the same as humans but they have bug like things like antenna coming out if their head, a bug butt that looks like tails, wings coming out their back and some other things

now for the description of each character which i'll put under a cut as it's going to be long, so click 'keep reading' for the character description 😄 (also need to mention that the characters that are part of a colony like engineer, soldier, scout and others are all different from each other like people)

Ok, here are the characters

Scout - Scout is like his human counterpart, really fast flyer, annoying as a fly stuck in the house and not the brighter light in the shed, he like miss.pauling ladybug even trying to suduce her every tine he sees her but it always never works, scout is one of many flies but he's unique to the other flies as he is also half spider but his spider half hasn't appeared yet

Soldier - Soldier is a lone wolf ant after he was kicked out of his colony when he was a teenager, he is like his human counterpart being loud, stubborn but has a heart of gold, he was then alone for a while until he spotted a bee hive where he meets engineer bee who has a injured wing after it got caught on a tree branch, him and engineer bee become friends but soon go to lovers as soldier realised he gained a massive crush on engineer bee, the pair are now inseparable and are always seen together.

Pyro - Pyro is a firefly who loves to glow, he is like his human counterpart but except for loving fire, he loves glowing things like lights, he was on his own for a few days then he finds engineer bee and soldier ant who decide to take him in like he was their kid which he didn't mind, he also meets scout and the pair instantly clicked being like siblings to each other doing pranks and causing mischief.

Demoman - Demo is a cockroach who always walks like he's drunk, he has been declared to be invincible as he can never be squished or killed which ends up being mostly true as he is never killed but always severely injured which he has a drunk walk and one eye, he also good friends with soldier ant and was a good wingman for soldier ant when he was confessing his love to engineer bee.

Heavy - Heavy is a strong beetle who has won many beetle battle with other strong beetles but they were weak in his eyes, he has never been defeated and he's is strongest bug ever, he is like his human counterpart and has a good strong brotherly relationship with medic, scout and pyro but also being the calm one of the team when he isn't fighting.

Engineer - Engineer is like his human counterpart bing a hard working bee being the best bee of his colony until he decided to leave the colony after the other bees heard that he was hanging around a ant (soldier) which is forbidden in their colony as ants usually attacked their hive for the honey, engineer did try and fight for soldier saying he saved his life and he didn't want their honey but their weren't budging form their thoughts so engineer walked away with soldier by his side, engineer has soon gained his own family with the team and he almost doesn't regret leaving the hive only rarely getting homesick but soldier helps him get though it when he does, engineer has a good friendship with medic, is a good father figure to both scout and pyro like they're his kids and he loves soldier like they've been married for 10 or so years.

Medic - Medic is a psychotic butterfly who loves doing violence for fun, he has very beautiful wings and he is very much like his human counterpart, he also loves sniper who he met after he found sniper almost dead after he hit a fly lamp, medic healed sniper back to full health using pollen and the pair have been inseparable since, medic fell in love with sniper due to mainly his wings and he also loved sniper for how caring he was was towards him, medic has a good brotherly relationship with heavy, good friends with engineer and he likes being in the team.

Sniper - Sniper is a introvert moth who does like it be on his own most of the time but since falling in love with medic, he realises that he was very touched starved and craved affection whenever he sees medic, sniper is like his human counterpart and he gets on eith most of the others on the team, he just pefers to have more alone time, from the others, he tolerates spy, adores medic and act like they are newlyweds, gets on well with scout and pyro and he likes spending time with heavy as he's calm.

Spy - Spy is a sneaky spider who loves to kill and annoyed everyone around him just for the fun of it, kinda like his human counterpart, he is scout's dad and he finds out after scout explained to pyro one time what his mom looked like, he can't bring himself to tell scout as he knows scout would probably hate him for abandoning him but after finding out, he goes to visit scout's mom at night seeing she is as beautiful as ever, spy kinda gets on well with the others but like sniper, pefers being on his own, he tolerates sniper, tries to be good friends with the others and he is also a good leader to the team.

That's is for now and i hope you like my AU, i will do more soon on other AU when i think of them 😃

[tf2incorrectquotes]

My Emesis Blue: Incorrect AU:

Jane: *towards Jacques about the Red Sniper* Okay, should we shoot him or should we talk to him first?

Jacques: *seemingly calm* I'll do the talking.

Jane: *shrugs* Alright, diplomacy-

Jacques: *staunters towards the Sniper* Hey...

Red!Sniper: *glares from the ground*

Jacques: I am currently going through the five stages of grief, so please be mindful. On that note- *stomps on the Sniper's fractured leg* WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD?!

[lenny-link]

TF2 x SU au fusions!

oof this took too long but i finally made it !

I kept @gracefireheart Andalusite (HeavyMedic) and @cariocay ‘s Turquoise (EngieSpy) (that i just realized their account got deactivated just a few days ago im sad now) fusion designs because i just found them perfect and whenever i wanted to try making my own designs i always ended up with making something similar to theirs since i was very influenced so i just kept them! They’re so awesome plz check the original artists!

my designs :3 :

About the fusions:

I tried to choose a theme for every fusion that suits the characters like Spessartite (DemoSolly) is a warrior i put Demo’s sword with Soldier’s shield thing well he doesn’t specifically have a shield but yknow the helmet thing i thought that could work.

He’s very powerful, strong and jump into action without a second thought, while he possesses immense strength and a love for loud and chaotic things, his battle prowess is a double-edged sword since his attacks lack precision. however, this unpredictability often leaves his enemies confused and scrambling to defend. he fights more efficiently when drunk lol

Lepidolite (MedicSpy) is a plague doctor, he is very inspired by Hannibal Lecter (nbc Hannibal lol shout out to that one Anon who recommended it for me to watch it lol) at first i wanted to give him a bistouri as a weapon, since it would suit Medic’s saw with Spy’s small knife, but then i felt the fusion was leaning too much towards Medic than Spy, so i put a cane instead to give that old idk gentleman look :P

He is polished and sophisticated, with a hint of underlying sadism and very precise in his movements, he meticulously analyzes his opponents, exploiting weaknesses with surgical precision before jumping into action and strike right where it hurts the most, the cane appears to be a simple walking stick, but inside is a hollowed core that had a retractable, poison-tipped blade, and his poison isn't fast-acting he enjoys toying with his victims, watching as the venom slowly takes hold, fueling his twisted sense of amusement. they are far from being the strongest fusion but they rely a lot on making their opponent weaker by their ability to attack precise hits as well as poisoning them!

Carnelian (SniperScout) his design was inspired by a equestrian outfit (he was the hardest to design tbh bc i wanted his design to be specifically different from the others since Scout is half human so i wanted this "human" aspect to show in the fusion).

He is a walking paradox, he's got Sniper's calm confidence with Scout's hyperactive energy, he loves a good plan but his execution is often fueled by pure adrenaline, he can zip across the battlefield with incredible speed, dodging attacks and flanking enemies. good at mid range and long range attacks but weak at close range, has internalized monologues with himself a lot, he appears calm on the surface however, his foot constantly taps, he fidgets with his slingshot, he cannot stays in place for too long. enjoys taking challenges.

Rubellite (DemoPyro) is a robot with a 50’s cartoon style but with like a creepy vibe to it, their voice sounds like a broken radio perpetually stuck on a laugh track, is both infectious and unsettling.

They just as powerful as Spessartite but just a bit more agile and lean more on the defense style than offense, their body stretches in a cartoony way and battles become a twisted playground for them, a child's game where they hop and blow things up everywhere. they’re very joyful and loves to have fun while making chaos, they usually make jokes but no one understands their muffled voice so they often laugh all by themselves lol the weapon actually expands where the ball and the shaft of the mace connects there’s a chaine (i didnt draw it cuz there was already too much going on in the drawing lol) which helps them reach target from close to mid range easily, they twist and turn their body in very flexible ways before swatting their weapon at their target.

♠︎ If you want to suggest a pair for the next fusion please just comment here DO NOT send it in my ask box plz !!

And if you want to make your own fusion designs/fanart go ahead ! id love to see other people’s interpretations could be ! just don’t forget to tag me and add the tag ( tf2 x su au) :D

hope you enjoy !

+ early designs :

[heychucklenuts]

after I saw a headcanon about the mercs as Uber drivers; how about the mercs (plus ms. Pauling) but they are Airbnb hosts?

Miss Pauling and the Mercs as Air BNB Hosts

Coming from someone with a very limited idea of what an Airbnb host does, had to research a bit. I get the gist of it but still.

The very idea of this is frightening to me but in the best ways possible. I also like to think if they were put into this situation, it was a Mann Co. ordinance to say the company isn't as bad as people think it is, so there's more people coming to Teufort, and also to make the Mann Brothers even more money. (If that is even possible.) I also like to consider this something where they either fully understand what they're supposed to be doing or they completely wing it, no real in-betweens.

Miss Pauling

Probably one of the more responsible ones in terms of being a host, making sure to greet people staying and give them a little tour of the place, and overall just ensure they have a pleasant experience. She's very keen on keeping up with property maintenance, and once the people staying leave she'll do her rounds of the place to make sure there's no damage, or that nobody left anything behind. Maintenance is usually taken care of by Engie, and general house decoration is done by herself, or by Heavy since he can reach up higher. Pictures are done by Sniper since he has the best ability to capture the spirit of a place, and she makes sure they get paid for their help. But of course, she still has a job to carry out for The Administrator, so sometimes she'll use the Airbnb to trap people who need to be "taken care of", so to speak. Any bodies are disposed of appropriately, and blood and other gorey materials are promptly cleaned up, staging the scene to make it seem like they just canceled their reservations. Though, belongings of the missing individuals sometimes end up in thrift stores or antique shops.

Scout

He treats his time as a host more as him being a host for MTV Cribs, he doesn't understand that hosting means he has to take on more of a professional role. So, to a lot of people, Jeremy the Host is more like a party house owner than anything. He stocks up, he lets people drink, party, and he even gets involved in it quite a bit, leading to him skateboarding into a ditch in the middle of Teufort. This leads to issues when the parties get to be a bit too much though, leading to him either having to kick people out, or end up having to spend a good chunk of the money he made on repairing holes in the wall, or trying to figure out how to install a new toilet because the one he had magically disappeared. He gets scolded constantly for allowing such reckless things to happen, but his only rebuttal is "Hey, I'm makin' us money, ain't I? So quit worryin'." If people come just to stay there and not party, he awkwardly tries to make small talk, or something. Again, not understanding that it's people using the space for there own purposes, not something where the host is having a sleepover. But, he's just trying to make sure everyone is comfortable, even if he is obnoxiously awkward about it. The weirdest thing he does is stock the fridge with Bonk! in all kinds of flavors, and he'll also have at least one bucket of chicken in there, nice and cold for the guests.

Soldier

Probably the lowest rated experience within all the mercs because of his insistence of patriotism and MREs. He truly makes you feel like you're in army boot camp, having rules such as waking up at 5am (he says 0500 hours of course), doing exercise, training, and having rations for meals. Actually, he doesn't make you feel like you're in army boot camp, he just runs the Airbnb as one. And it's weird, because if he advertises it as an Airbnb, he get's horrible reviews. But if he advertises it as "Sergeant Doe's Boot Camp", he gets a lot more positive feedback from random people who decide to go visit. It almost becomes like an attraction for Teufort, and instead of being a tourist trap and labeled thusly, it's more of something painfully fun for people to go participate in. Of course while people think it's just fun and games, Soldier thinks it's just real life, no nonsense stuff. It also gives him an opportunity to fulfill his desire to want to be in this position, even if he's tried to be this way with the mercs. (As in, he's tried to be the sergeant of or leader of the mercenaries, not really to any avail.) People also go there for the added on mini-raccoon sanctuary, and the chance to be able to have raccoons wandering around the house. (Even if the contracts disclose there's a 72% chance of getting infected with rabies, people still go, and still pet the raccoons.) Plus if you get through an entire stay with Soldier, he will reward you with something. (Sometimes it's a bottle of water from Teufort, sometimes it's a rocket.)

Pyro

To Pyro, this meant new friends, and potentially a sleepover. And with Pyrovision, we know what they saw isn't what the guests saw. The place is decorated like Pyroland, or at least similarly to it. Very cutesy, almost like it was meant to be a place for families to stay. What scares people off is when they start to bring up fire, and also just how much fire-related paraphernalia is left out in the open. Blowtorches, matches, lighters, you name it. To some this is scary, to others its cool. And this seems like some of the only activity you find within the place, outside of the random Spy head they accidentally leave around who starts to insult you. Their presence as a host is either regarded as very sweet or very frightening, with very few in-betweens. They've gotten scolded a few times over for nearly burning the place down, but to them it's just adding more fun things to the place. To them, what they're doing is okay, and there's nothing wrong with it. In their view everyone is happy. The only saving grace with this is perhaps Engineer being by their side a lot, helping with the place, and undoing any damage they do. And also trying to get stuff in for the people staying there, such as a TV and other things to occupy themselves, and food that isn't just sweets and candies.

Demoman

Another one of the more popular hosts, namely due to the luxurious living conditions, and the only payment necessary to stay being alcohol. Buy him a pack of beer? You stay there for free. If you don't, you can just fork over enough money to pay for some alcohol. Given his insurmountable wealth, he provides one of the best experiences, even if he's found drunkenly wandering the halls of the place. Regardless of that, it's furnished, it's fancy, and you even get fancy foods to eat in the fridge, again, no charge. So if anyone is flocking to an Airbnb, it's the one he's a host of. He isn't demanding or anything along those lines, and if you choose to, he can (drunkenly) tell you about his family's history, and how he got to where he is. His presence makes the stay a bit more comforting, as it starts to feel like you have a friend you can talk to at any time you want. There really aren't any downsides to him, he's fair, and you get a cozy place to stay. Well, okay there's a couple downsides. You may have to deal with Eyelander's crap, and depending on the time of year you may have to bare witness to Demoman's eye coming to try and kill him. But 99% of the year you're golden to not have to deal with that.

Heavy

Heavy would be a polite host, probably would make a surplus of Sandviches, and has print-outs of the recipe for people to take home with them. He's kind and is willing to show people around, and introduce them to some of the books he's providing, his only rules are to make sure to be quiet after a certain point of time so that it's not noisy. He does enforce the noise cut off when it gets close to midnight, and is pretty strict about it too. "You are to go to sleep, not be rambunctious." Though he doesn't care if you stay up late, he just says that so you aren't disturbing other people. Like Sniper, Engineer, and Demoman, he is considered to be one of the favorites among the mercs being forced to host. He's considered to be fair and sweet amongst the people who are hosted, and a lot of them will recommend him to people who are thinking of staying in Teufort. He also randomly leaves out books about mini-gun care, and will sometimes talk to people about Sasha, correcting them when they think Sasha is some sort of significant other to him. As in thinking she is either a lover or possibly a child of his, which he has to clarify she is a gun, but he does say she has has her own thoughts and feelings. More in a joking sense, but he still loves to tell people about her.

Engineer

Definitely one of the favorite hosts. Sweet and kind man, makes the place he's in charge of look nice and cozy. Him and Sniper both would win for having the homiest places, and in Engie's case he's definitely have the vintage sense of style that has wood panel walls and such. It's cozy, and he tries to make sure all the spots in the house are cozy enough for the people staying, even going out of his way to maybe get some stuff to better suit people's comfort needs. He does regular maintenance, keeping up with the place every day on the dot. Any leaks, breaks, or cracks, they get fixed in minutes. Any complaints get answered, and he tries to assess the situation to the best of his abilities. And he tries to make small talk so long as the people he's hosting are cool with it, understanding some people wanna just be left alone. Funny enough he does keep in contact with some of the people he hosted after they leave, sometimes inviting them back for a little get together for free. Usually it's for a campfire or maybe a barbecue. He's definitely putting up the better front for the Mann Co. sponsored Airbnb's, and is one of the pillars ensuring the whole thing doesn't come crashing down.

Medic

The question is more why did anyone let this man be in charge of an Airbnb. To him this was the perfect opportunity to get free patients, which ends up making him the worst rated host. Reports of people waking up with multiple tongues, seeing in ultraviolet, and in some cases they wake feeling the need to breathe through water, rather than breathe pure oxygen. Countless instances of this have caused people to consider him frightening, and say that they never want to have him as a host or a doctor the rest of their lives. (To which he retorts, "Ha! As if you have control over that, Dummkopf!") He waits until people are asleep to be able to do these surgeries, and while sometimes they just happen in the bed, sometimes they are transported to his lab, especially if he needs special access to something, or if he needs a specific type of organ he doesn't carry on himself. The place is... not even fully normal, almost looking more like a doctor's office than anything. The rooms also aren't that appealing, looking more like medical rooms. Definitely not a fun place to stay, unless you're into that stuff, or you just really like medical horror. The only slightly nice thing is the flock of doves that randomly shows up... that is until you see Archimedes with blood on his feathers.

Sniper

He tries his best as a host. Tries to make the place look nice and homey, which he does a great job of. His aesthetic is one of rusticity and antiquated nature, so he'd probably make the Airbnb look a bit like his childhood home in Australia. As a host he's a bit quiet, not exactly keen on being around so many people (especially given his occupation), so he just gives the basic rules and says "make too big a mess and ya get to either clean it, or pay for it", which can be a bit threatening even if unintentional. He's one of the few mercs to make the place feel like a home, so it becomes very popular with older tourists, and people with kids, so it feels more like you're just staying at a grandparents house. He's not demanding, just wants you to respect the place and not break anything. (Especially since his mom's probably insisted on knitting a few tapestries for the place.) He himself is barely there, trying to focus on his normal day to day life without it somehow crashing with this weird attempt to not make Mann Co. look like a criminal organization. If he is there, it's usually for a little bit after people have gone to sleep/when he's waking up (so around 3am), and all he's really doing is making sure everything is in order, and maybe taking the time to do his laundry or take a shower. The people staying do know he does this, and he kinda brings it up beforehand. If they aren't comfy with it, he won't enter. But, he isn't there for long before he's back out the door, going to take on whatever jobs the day has.

Spy

Decadence behold this man as he is an Airbnb host. Quite similarly to Demoman he hosts in nothing more than luxury. More for himself, but, he provides it to others, albeit at a cost. See, this is his own abode, his own lounge. He does not want others to tamper with it, so he makes strict rules as to not go into certain areas. No going into the smoking room, the lounge, or a certain bedroom. Go in there, and you will either be kicked out or threatened. He does this for obvious reasons, he is a ladies man, after all, and he wouldn't want to end up disturbing the guests. ...Moreso he doesn't want them to disturb him. He doesn't even like having to be a host, finding it to be a waste of time. He tolerates it so that he may get paid, but that's about it. Despite being a man of mystery, he tends to loom throughout the place. He's wiped clean any proof of who he is as a person, but there's always a lingering fear he has forgotten something. A picture, a medical document, so on. That would be the end for him. Plus, he's particular about his things. So as much as he wants to try to trust anyone, he finds himself suspicious, and needing to make sure everything is in order by the end. If you decide to steal something of his, consider there to be a bounty on your head. His possessions are not cheap.

[smoothie-needed02]

MIMUMAW X TeamFortess2 [part1]

(I’m still working on the others and I’ll be sure to post it when I’m ready.)

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

What would everyone from your TF2 poly AU want for Christmas? Including your OCs?

For the sake of simplicity, I'll be sticking with the Mercs + Ms. Pauling and the kiddos for this ask's prompt! I will also just be listing their respective number one item in their list to not make this post too long to read!

Here we go:

Scout: Vinyl Records of Tom Jones (Esp What's New Pussycat, Along Came Jones, and Green, Green Grass of Home)

Soldier: Any and All Things Bald Eagles, Raccoons, and AMERICA!!!

Pyro: Another Flamethrower or Their Own Supply of Napalm

Engineer: New Parts and Tools to Tinker and Experiment with (for example, parts that can be added onto his Gunslinger)

Heavy: A Birch Bark Crafted Box (esp one with Bears engraved on it)

Demoman: A Sword that Looks like The Excalibur

Medic: A Lahore Pidgeon and/or Archangel Pidgeon or the Organs of Bigger Animals to Use for Later (like Gorilla Hearts for example)

Sniper: Another Sniper Rifle, Another Hunting Knife, or a Taxidermy Hare Statue

Spy: A Really Nice Basket Full of Expensive French Wine, Cheeses, Bread/Pastries, and Another Really Nice and Expensive Outfit (with a Hat and Tie Included)

Ms. Pauling: A Purple Flower Themed Music Box that Plays the Song Mr. Sandman

LuluBelle: Art Supplies and a Stereo to Listen to Music With

Leon: Toys!!! Esp Stuffed Animals, Action Figures, and Any and Everything That's Trending/In the Toy Aisle at the Store

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WOOO!!!! This took quite a while for me to type up so I really hope the wait has been worth it my good friend!

Thank you soso much for sending this ask in, I really hope you come by again soon and have a wonderful night!!

[thepicklejair]

Uhm...dropping the content of my AU 💥

Tf2 + warrior cats

Mercs edition

👇

Scout

* Clan name - RunningBat

* Born - Kittypet house

* Current clan - Windclan

* Role - young warrior

* Design done ?

( X ) yes

( ) no

* Backstory done ?

( X ) yes

( ) no

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Spy

* Clan name - SilentClaw

* born - Riverclan

* current clan - Riverclan

* role - Warrior

* design done ?

( X ) yes

( ) no

* backstory done ?

( X ) yes

( ) no

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Medic

* Clan name - PigeonFeather

* born - Shadowclan

* current clan - Exiled

* role - Medicine cat

* design done?

(X)yes

( ) no

* backstory done?

(X)yes

( ) no

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Heavy

* Clan name - HeavyStep

* born - Thunderclan

* current clan - Thunderclan

* role - Warrior

* design done?

(X)yes

( ) no

* backstory done?

(X)yes

( ) no

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Sniper

* Clan name - BushTail

* born - Skyclan

* current clan - Windclan

* role - Warrior

* design done?

( )yes

( X ) no

* backstory done?

(X)yes

( ) no

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Soldier

* Clan name - RacoonStripe

* born - Thunderclan

* current clan - Thunderclan

* role - Warrior (He thinks he's the dep)

* design done?

(X) yes

() no

* backstory done?

( ) yes

( X ) no

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Demoman

* Clan name - SmokeFur

* born - Thunderclan

* current clan - Thunderclan

* role - Warrior

* design done?

( ) yes

( X ) no

* backstory done?

( ) yes

( X ) no

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Engineer

* name - Dell / Engie

* born - farm

* current clan - farm

* role - rogue

* design done?

(X)yes

() no

* backstory done?

(X)yes

() no

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Pyro

* name - Pyro

* born - streets

* current clan - farm

* role - rogue

* design done?

( )yes

( X ) no

* backstory done?

( )yes

( X ) no