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rainbowdelicsunshine · 3 months ago

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What kind of parents do you think PolyMercs would be? Any specific domestic headcanons?

OOOOOOOOOOO IMMA HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!

I'll start off with listing the Mercs' HCs I have for this off individually starting with the kind of parent they are

After that will be HCs on how all eight of them are when it comes to parenting as a group

Here we go, it's gonna be a long one!

(Yep, Gonna Need a ReadMore for This Bitch)

Soldier

The Really Loud and Super Fun Military Dad that LOVES to play wrestle with his kids and will let the kids be around his Raccoon Squad (dw the kids are the only people the Raccoons seem to actually like for whatever reason)

Parental Title for Him is Dad

Was the One (Alongside Medic) that had the honor of cutting Leon's umbilical cord when he was born

Had taught/influenced Leon to be the Daddy's Little Helper that ALWAYS loved to help his Dads with any and everything they needed throughout his entire childhood

When Leon was an infant and had started to crawl, he would do it in a way that looked like an Army Crawl. Soldier would LITERALLY scream and smile like an idiot in sheer joy of his Little Soldier, everyone had to see it

Thanks to Soldier, LuluBelle EXCEEDED and loved Social Studies Class, esp when she was younger

Pyro

The One Parent, Though They May Not Say Much and Are Quiet, They're One of The Best Shoulders to Lean On and Almost Never Fails to Comfort Their Kids When the Time Calls for It.

They Also are a Child at Heart so They're VERY Fun and Will Love to Go to Disneyland with Their Family!

Parental Title for Them is Either Padre (Latino!Pyro Lives Here!) or Nopa

Absolutely LOVES Theme Parks, Circuses, Carnivals, Pretty Much Anything You Can Take a Child to Since Pyro Has a Draw to Childish Things/Activities

Helped A Lot with Teaching LuluBelle How to Draw and A Lot of the Techniques She Uses for Her Art She Had Learned From Pyro

Watching Fireworks (Esp During 4th of July) is One of Pyro's Favorite Ways to Bond with Their Kiddos

The Kids (LuluBelle and Leon) Have Been the Only Two People That Has Seen Pyro Unmasked on a Regular Basis (Pyro Only Unmasks with the Other Mercs on Very Spare Occasions) and The Kids Understand Them Perfectly When Masked

Demoman

The Other Super Loud and Fun (Alcoholic) Dad, Except This Time, He's Very Much a Snuggler with His Kids and LOVES to Make Up Stupid Games for Them to Play (Or Just Simply Set Fireworks Off Inside Alongside Soldier).

He Also Has a Very Strong Protective Streak for His Kids as Well

Parental Title for Him is Da/DaDa

Along with a Few Other Mercs, He's Very Openly Affectionate with His Kids, Often Giving Them Smooches on Their Cheeks, Holding Their Hands or Just Hugging on Them When Watching TV or Sitting Outside

Loved to Tell Stories or Sing Folk Songs from His Homeland as A Way To Put the Kids to Sleep (esp as babies, toddlers and very young)

If He Ever Sees Merasmus Even Try to Lay his Hands on his Children, He's Going to Just Shove a Sword into his Chest, No Warning

Was UNGODLY Nervous When He First Introduced LuluBelle to his Mom, Thankfully for Demo, She Took to LuluBelle Very Quickly and She (Along with Leon) are the only two people she ever acts warm towards (everyone else gets an old crotchety blind lady lol)

Heavy

The Certified Papa Bear. Big, Loving, Super (Sometimes Over) Protective of His Children.

He Also is the Worrywart that Tends to Overthink Social Situations and Sometimes Overcompensates for How He Grew Up

Is the Most Paternal Alongside Sniper and Spy

Parental Title for Him is Paposhka

Is the One That Checks If His Children Have Ate Enough Food and If Not, He'll Be Sure to Have Them Be Fed Good, Yummy, and Filling Meals

Was The One The Kids Went to If Either of Them Felt Like They Needed Someone "Big and Strong" to Protect Them from What Scared Them (for example, booming thunder and lighting music from a vinyl record)

His Mom and Sister Absolutely ADORE the Kids, Heavy's Mom loves to spoil them with sweets and fun stuff a Russian Grandma Would Get Up to with her Grandchildren, Heavy's Sister Just Take the Kids Under Their Wings as They're All Basically the Cool Fun Aunts You Wish You Had

Is Lowkey Not Ready for When Both Kids Find Their Special Someones (None of Them Are, But Heavy the Most) and Goes to Have Their Own Lives (and Even Get Married and Have Their Own Families). He's an Absolute Mess Whenever the Subject Comes Up, He'll Be in a More Messier State When It Actually Happens

Engineer

The Coolheaded, Calm, and Collected Dad That Just Tend Either to Lounge Around While Playing Their Guitar and/or Sipping a Beer or In his Workshop Building Sentries and Other Machinery.

One of the Mercs Whose the Sweetest and Has a Beautiful Way with Words (esp for verbal affection for his children). The Most Maternal Alongside Medic

His Parental Title is Either Paw, Pops, or Papa

Due to Being the One that Has Helped with Medic the Most with his Pregnancy (Being a Study Buddy for the Whole Thing) and LuluBelle's Birth, When Engie Gotten Pregnant with Leon it was Actually a Fairly Smooth and, Dare I Say, Easy Pregnancy Since He was Very Prepared for It. Being around Livestock and Farmlife in His Early Years Also Helps with That

One of the First Sounds that LuluBelle Had Heard in Her Life was the soft and melodic strums of Engineer's guitar, and She Loved It Almost Instantly. He Also Played His Guitar in Intervals During His Labor with Leon. Now Both Kids LOVE When He Plays Guitar and Think He's One of the Greatest

Leon LOVES helping Engineer with his projects and sentries, he even tries to tinker with his own little projects just to try his best to imitate his Paw. Everyone Thinks It's the Most Precious Thing in the World

He's a Big Reason Why LuluBelle Also Got into Music/Singing (Alongside Spy and Medic)

Medic

The Eccentric Maverick Who Has a Very Deep, Burning and Carnal Love and Maternal Possessiveness Over His Children (Especially LuluBelle Since First Baby and He Carried Her). With the Exception of The Mercs, Scout, and Pauling, He Does Not Trust Anyone But Himself with His Children and Feels He Knows Them the Best Inside and Out.

Is the Most Maternal of the Mercs Alongside Engineer

His Parental Title is Either Vati or Daddy

Despite his Quirks, He is the Most Affectionate (Physically and Verbally) out of All the Mercs (All of Them Are, but Most Esp Medic). He's Almost Always Seen Giving Some Sort of Loving Fatherly Gesture to Either of His Children

Medic Absolutely LOVED Being Pregnant with LuluBelle, Especially Since He Got to Study His Own Body, It's Changes and How His Baby Grew in Him. He Calls It One of His Most Interactive Study He's Conducted, Plus Having Engie as a Study Buddy Made It Even More Fun for Him (Even with the Symptoms that Sucked Ass)

Does Not Trust Other Doctors with his Children Besides Himself Since He Feels His Medical Skills Help Enough (and He's Not a Fan of Strange People Putting Their Hands on His Kids). The Most He Allows are Yearly Check Ups and Emergencies

Medic's Pigeons (Esp Archimedes) are Strangely VERY Loving and Protective Towards the Kids (Esp LuluBelle). If Anyone/Anything Ever Tries Anything Harmful with Them, the pigeons will turn on that danger like a Murder of Crows

Sniper

The Quiet and Stoic Hunting Dad, It May Not Seem Like He Shows A Lot of His Love Outwardly (With Words), But He Doesn't Hesitate to Show Small Ways of Affection like a Side Hug, Watching TV/Going Outside Together, A Small Peck on the Cheek/Forehead/Hand, and Holding Hands.

He's Very Animal Like in the Ways He'll Be Willing to Tear and Gut Apart Anything that Attempts to Hurt his Children and Likes to Huddle Close to His Kids Like an Animal as Well. Is the Most Paternal Alongside Spy and Heavy

His Parental Title is Dad or Daddy

He's the Reason and Catalyst to LuluBelle's Deep Love and Passion for Animals, since He Would Talk to Her About Them and Read Books About Them with Her

He Also LOVES it when Leon tries to help him with pretty much ANYTHING that the little fella could think of

The Kids LOVE Driving in Their Dad's Camper Van, and They Always Get Hyped Up and Excited Whenever They Go Camping in it

The Kids Also Love Visiting their Grandparents in Australia since they both love the animals and landscape there and their grandparents always spoil the hell outta them every visit (Constant Black Current Candies from Nana and Sneaking Off to Local Hangouts at Night with Grandpa) (Sniper Gets Pissed Every Time He Finds Out About Grandpa's Adventures with the Grandkids lolol)

Spy

The Dad That's Doing Everything In His Power to Do the Opposite of What He Did When He First Had Scout. He Overcompensates for Basically Everything Involving his Relationship with Scout. He Spoils Them in Every Way Possible, While Still Being Strict and Intending his Children to Be Good Additions to Society.

He is VERY proud of his children and their achievements and makes sure they're celebrated to their fullest extent, also Funding Most Trips and Most, if Not All the Kids' Extracurriculars (LuluBelle with His Art and Singing and Leon with his Snowboarding and Rock Music), Also loves to boast about his children in general

Is the Most Parental Alongside Sniper and Heavy

Parental Title for Him is Either Dad or Papa

Was the One That Jumpstarted and Encouraged LuluBelle to Perdue and Reign in Her Talents For Singing! Without Spy, LuluBelle Wouldn't Be Passionate in Singing Like She is Now

Was the One that Had the Honor of Cutting LuluBelle's Umbilical Cord After a Quick Toss Up of Who Wanted to Do So, His Butterfly Knife Skill Made the Process Go Lighting Fast and Easy. He Still Brags About Giving LuluBelle "The Perfect Belly Button"

LuluBelle and Leon are the ONLY ones who are allowed to be in Spy's Lounge Room for prolonged periods of time (It Slowly Stopped Being a Smoking Room After LuluBelle was Born). He Loves Having It as a Place to Have Quality Time with Just Him and the Children. He now even has a small version of the Super Soft Luxury Rug He has in front of his Fireplace that LuluBelle Loves to Lay Down on Ever Since She was Little (Being Autistic, Soft Surfaces Make Good Stim Spot)

He and Sniper Are the Main Two that Taught The Kids Manners and Politeness (Their Own Versions of It At Least). Strangely Enough, it's Worked Out Perfectly.... It Scares Them A Little

General Parenting/Polycule Headcanons for the Mercs

The Closest Thing to Describe Their Dynamic As A Polycule/Group Would Be Hollyhock's Dads from Bojack Horseman, Except Much More Chaotic and Explosive

Just Like in the Games, Every Merc Has a Goofy/Silly/Childish Side That They Happily and Openly Show to Their Kids, Which Just Makes The Kids Feel Even Closer to Them

They are All Vehemently Against Physical Punishment for the Kids, Especially Since a Decent Number of the Mercs Have Trauma Around Physical Violence Growing Up (examples being Soldier, Heavy, Medic, Sniper, Demo, and Engineer)

The Mercs are All Now Very Affectionate with Each Other in Various Degrees and Intensities since the Kids Being Around Has Oddly Brought The Team Much More Closer Than They Ever Were Before (I Mean, Polycule and All That)

They All Have Given LuluBelle the Nickname of the Mosaic Child/Girl, Since She Harbors Every Piece of Her Dad in Some Way, Shape, or Form (Even More than Just DNA)

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OH DEAR GOD ITS FINALLY FINISHED, THE BEAST HAS BEEN SLAIN!!!!!!!!

I really, really hope this was well worth the wait since this took me FOREVER to write this all down! I also really hope that you'll be able to actually read through this Borderline Novella and give your feedback on it!

I would appreciate it so much with all the time I spent on this!

Please come by the inbox again soon and have a fantastic evening!!

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rainbowdelicgalore · 5 days ago

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Starting to Post my PolyMercs AU RPs as a RP Fic!

Basically, First Chapter/RP is Spy Redeeming Himself as a Girl Dad™️

(Also Using this Fic as RP Finder for More RP Partners)!

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rainbowdelicgalore · 4 months ago

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PolyMercs AU Headcanon 1/???

All 8 of the Mercs are pretty much just Hollyhock's parents from Bojack Horseman if you ever needed someone to compare them all to!

(How they all made their "union" official was basically they were all just dating each other by accident after a while but only a few of them (like Medic, Heavy, Solly, and Engie) were able to actually admit it themselves until Medic executed the experiment that got Medic to have LuluBelle, which made them all so close to the point they all just stopped giving a shit and just outright said they were official)

(All Scout said in reaction to the news was how it was so obvious he wasn't surprised at all, plus he already knew Medic is a nutter so yeah)

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rainbowdelicgalore · 2 months ago

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Medic and Lulu in a Nutshell

(And yes, Heavy is Def Snot in this Scenario)

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rainbowdelicartz · 2 months ago

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My PolyMercs AU Kiddos

More Info on their ToyHouse Folder

Please do enjoy friends!!

[ART COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!]

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rainbowdelicsunshine · 3 months ago

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If your TF2 merc OCs were My Little Ponies, what would their cutie marks be?

I'll be talking about my TF2 OCs from my Respawn Children AU (my TF2 Next Gen) and my PolyMercs AU in that order!

Hope you're all set for lift off!

The Respawn Children (TF2 NG) OCs

Natasha Ludwig (My HeavyxMedic/Red Oktoberfest FanKid): A Bone Saw Cutting Open a Sandwich That's Omitting a Green Skull Shaped Smoke (Her Special Talent is basically the Battle Medic Strategy: Good at Nursing/Medical Care but Mostly Loving to Chop People TF Up and Working with Poisons and Toxics AKA Poisoning Peoples' Food for Funsies)

Madeline "Maddie" Mundy (My SniperxSpy/Bloody Suit FanKid): A Butterfly Knife and a Hunting Knife Crossed Over Each Other (Her Special Talent would be Knife Combat (Specifically Knife Throwing, Her Speciality Knives being Both Butterfly Knives, Hunting Knives, and Kukri Knives), Also Well Versed in Sniper Rifles

Abigail "Abby Baxter (My ScoutxPauling/Ride Along FanKid): A Can of Spray Paint That's Drawing Out a Orange Smiley Face (Her Special Talent is Graffiti Art, Stint Performance, and Being in a Two Person Band with her GF June)

June Doe (My SoldierxEngineer/Helmet Party/Rocket Science FanKid): A Red, White and Blue Colored Rosette Ribbon with a Explanation Point in the Center (Her Special Talent is Rock Launching, Rocket/Mechanical Engineering, and Being in a Two Person Band with her GF Abby)

Bruce DeGroot (My DemomanxPyro/Molotov Cocktail FanKid): An Exploding Pinata, the Explosion is Rainbow Colored (His Special Talent is Creating IEDs/Homemade Bombs Out of Ordinary Objects such as Pinatas and Soda Bottle and Cryptozoology/Monster Hunting)

The PolyMercs AU OCs

LuluBelle: A Mosaic Sphere that's Divided into Three Parts; One Red Part, One Blue Part, and One Yellow Part. In the Center of the Red Part is a Paint Brush Spreading Paint, in the Center of the Blue Part is a Sparkling Microphone, and in the Center of the Yellow Part is a Star with a Face; One Half Smiling While the Other Half is Frowning (Her Talent is Art/Animation, Singing, and Voice Impersonation/Voice Mimicry/Voice Acting)

Leon: A Snowboard with Wings and Two Lightning Symbols Hovering Over Each Side (His Special Talent is Snowboarding and Making Rock n Roll and Heavy Metal Music, Specifically Playing Electric and Acoustic Guitar)

Natalie "Nat" (A ScoutxPauling/Ride Along FanKid That Becomes an Addition to the Fam Much Later): A Zig Zagging Tennis Ball with a Yellow Trail Behind It (Her Special Talent is Playing Tennis)

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HOLY FRICK THIS WAS ACTUALLY A LEGIT BLAST, HONESTLY LOVE GETTING THESE TYPE OF ASKS!!!!!!!!

Thank you oh so very much again for sending in this prompt to me my dear sweet and awesome friend, I really hope the long read will be worth it!

I hope to hear your feedback here or see you here again real soon and have a fantastic night!!

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rainbowdelicsunshine · 3 months ago

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Graphite for polymercs Pyro and charcoal for polymercs Soldier :)

AAAAAAAAAAAA YES!!!!!!! LOVE THAT IM GETTING ASKS FOR THE POLYMERCS AU WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!

Now this'll be a blast!

Graphite: What's something decently common that your character does in a unique or different way? (like how graphite is present in all pencils, but not everyone uses pure graphite)

Pyro LOVES to eat Roasted Fruit (esp Roasted Apple), they basically refuse to eat fruit otherwise

Their favorite method is to spit roast the fruit over any open fire they can find or create

Because of this, a 4 year old LuluBelle at the time attempted to roast and eat a sweet onion in the same way (think of the sweet onions from Holes)

It did not go well!

Charcoal: Share any unique physical features about this character that are not scars or tattoos.

Soldier has a Square/Rectangular Face Shape, A Wide Barrel Chest, a Strong Buff Dad Bod, Has a Good Amount of Body Hair, Deep Brows, and He has a Big, Wide, Toothy Grin that gets Crooked at the Corners of It

Leon has inherited this same smile from Solly and he takes EVERY SINGLE OPPORTUNITY to brag about it (usually with Leon right there to hear all about it)!

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Ahh, this was a ton of fun to write up my sweet dear friend, thank you so much for sending this ask in to me!

I really hope I get more asks for the PolyMercs AU of this nature and I hope that you have a wonderful and amazing day!!

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rainbowdelicsunshine · 4 months ago

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Ok here's a question about your TF2 polycule AU - what would everyone bring to a big family BBQ and pool party. And what kind of activities would they like to do too if you feel like asnwering that too

OOOOOOOO NOW THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!!!!

To make a long story short: Prepare yourself for an utter BUFFET if you ever plan to be a guest at one of their big BBQs/Pool Parties since the Mercs LOVE to throw them any chance they get (esp on the 4th of July in Soldier's case)

You can find all your fan favorites and BBQ classics alongside different kinds of foods that come from all of their respective cultures (for example, Schnitzel and Bratwurst from Medic, Pirozhk and Shashlik from Heavy, and many many other kinds from each respective Merc!)

Also, Solly, Engie, and Sniper are Autistic and Can Work a Grill

As for activities, pretty much any BBQ/Pool Party related activity you could think of from horseshoes to bean bag tossing, to outdoor movie/music nights, to pool games like Marco Polo, to even firework displays from Solly's Illegal Firework Collection!

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I really hope you enjoy reading this my dear friend, it was soso much fun to think up! I just frickin LOVE this AU so much!

I really hope I see you around here again soon and have a wonderful evening!!

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rainbowdelicsunshine · 4 months ago

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Wanna drop some hcs about that polycule TF2 AU? :DDD

OOOOOOOO NOW THIS IS HYPE !!!!!!!

1. Medic and Sniper were very enamoured and fascinated by both Medic's and Engie's pregnancies respectively

Medic was fascinated in a way one would be when reading or studying a medical book or science experiment while Sniper was enamoured by it in a way one would be when watching a nature documentary or an Animal Planet show, seeing it as a big and beautiful part of nature to watch in real time

2. Scout LOVES being a big brother! Especially since whenever he took LuluBelle and Leon with him to places like the store when they were both babies it would get him attention from women who thought it was adorable to see a big brother spend time with his siblings

Plus he sees Leon as his little Mini Me so that also is a big factor!

3. LuluBelle actually reacted very well to Leon when he was born (they're 2 and a half years apart, LuluBelle being three when Leon was born) and pretty much just saw him as a friend to play with (and mess with and make do mischievous things for and with her)

4. LuluBelle and Leon (but especially LuluBelle) are the only two children that The Administrator actually likes and has a strange fondness of (like a cold, but well-meaning rich aunt)

It's a known fact that the Administrator absolutely HATES children with all her being, so it was a HUGE shock to literally everyone (esp to Ms Pauling) when she took a strange liking to LuluBelle and then Leon

She even still acts as the kids' "woman behind the chair" providing them with anything she can think of to give back to them (such as opportunities to sing at places for LuluBelle, signing up Leon onto really high-ranking high school sports, and sending them and their parents on nicer trips instead of strictly just contracts they traveled for)

The Administrator has stored away inheritance money for both the kids respectively that only she knows the existence of (not even Ms Pauling knows) for when she finally passes away

5. Since LuleBelle and Leon are raised around and in multiple cultures from all 8 of their fathers respectively, they were raised and brought up in a VERY food and body positive environment

ESP since Engie, Heavy, Sniper, and Demoman are FANTASTIC cooks!

As a result, both LuluBelle and Leon LOVE trying out new foods, especially if they're from any of their dads' cultures!

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AHHHHHHH GOSH THIS WAS SUCH A BLAST MY FRIEND!!!!!!!

I really really hope you enjoy reading through this, sorry that it took so long for it to be posted!

I really hope you enjoy it and have a lovely night!!

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