#tf2 next gen

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Hey guys!!

You guys mind if you can go over to my inbox to talk about anything that comes to mind with me, esp if it's about TF2 (and specifically my NG for it) and Chucky!

Any ask games I've reblogged in the past suffices as well!

Thank you all!!

[rainbowdelicartz]

Decided that it would be fun to ponify the PolyMercs Kiddos Lulu, Leon, and Aria since I've been on a roll with ponification art as of lately (and Ive been having a lotta fun with it!)

I will most likely draw their adult versions (human and pony forms) sometime soon, but we shall see!

If you want to talk about or learn more about my PolyMercs AU, my personal blog @rainbowdelicsunshine is always available to message!

Please do enjoy!!

[ART COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!]

[rainbowdelicgalore]

TF2 Headcanon 2:

I consider the TF2 game's canon and my version of the TF2 canon (and esp my TF2 Next Gen I'm reviving sometime soon) is my own version of a Ambiguous Time Period that takes places from any time from the late 60s to the Present Day

(mostly cuz all the pop culture references in TF2 in general just boggle my mind in such a Specific Way I love it)

This is all thanks to the Respawn Machines giving all the respective Mercs including the administration like Pauling and The Administrator herself a bastardized version of immortality, making it a definite way to keep the Gravel Wars in a stalemate!

(Bonus HC: my TF2 NG takes place in the Early 2000s to Present Day)

[lemonchikinstrogan]

I had a pretty low time after tf2 game but i watched lil pootis and it made my evening better

[tf2-nextgen]

currently working on refs for everyone so hopefully i can start posting those in the coming weeks!! although in the meantime yall can have this ♥️

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

I was deep in the prophetic Joan of arc visions (maladaptive daydreaming) and I had a vision of a next-gen tf2 game but two of the new mercenaries were descendants of the previous

One was Soldier and Zhanna’s kid and the other was just the baboon baby Medic pulled out of TFC Heavy. (Both grown up obviously)

Which if you subscribe to HeavyMedic as husbands that would make those two cousins can you imagine

[thatonesimp-e]

hope you're all prepared for the next 'normal tf2 series' part :3

stuff is going to happen that some of you might like heheheheh

I gen feel very evil for what I'm making happen to the 'normal series' Pyro. they did NOT deserve what I'm giving them, but sacrifices must be made.

[cloudydays69]

I have a confession to make

I used to be in the Gacha community and use Gacha Club

I mostly just used it to make ocs though

And tf2 fanchildren, only two were actually ship fankids tho, and they were all just my own next gen mercs

Brooo what's wrong with that ME TOO MAN!!! Ngl now I'm kinda ashamed of that oogh

Sameeee I mainly used to make ocs with it too LMAO

[melonbottle]

Its so strange to me that skibidi toilet is the meme people have latched onto to be like ‘theres no hope for gen z humor’ because like,,, of all the memes they use skibidi toilet is a gmod video that isn’t out of place next to the we like to party tf2 video from 10 years ago. This isnt even new. Kids have been finding this shit funny for like 15 years at least.

[negativeevweekly]

Uncrated Weekly Issue #2

I’m facing a little bit of a second act low point in my life right now. I feel unequipped to deal with my problems, and it’s in this feeling that my thoughts become seeped in this viscous goo, where action suddenly becomes inaction. It’s like if a photon were to halt its movement, it would simply stop existing, and similarly, I believe life can only get so still. So, I ask my readers that if you feel this way, and you see no light at the end of the tunnel, no movement, that whatever the case, the only way it gets worse is by opening a tf2 crate.

I say this not to be insensitive to whatever anyone may be going through, but statistically, this is true. Every crate you open, barring rare exceptions, will lose you money over time, and this concept is best demonstrated using expected value. It’s a very simple concept, where you multiply the probability of occurrence by the value of the occurrence, and once you sum up all your occurrences, and tada, you have your expected value. It’s a bit of a tedious process, but it can be done.

These equations were done before keys deflated, so expect the fractions of keys to be off by some 20%. That’s if you’re reading this today. If you’re reading this in the future, you can safely ignore these specific figures, but still it’s probably worth appreciating the good old days before refined was written in scientific notation. Regardless, the math isn’t too interesting. I took the unbox chances from the tf2 wiki, turned them into tiers (16.07%, 3.33%, Kritzkrieg, and Bison), and averaged their backpack.tf prices. I found that after fiddling with the numbers for a few crates, that this is probably the best one. Even with this outstandingly high EV crate, it still costs more keys to put in compared to what you’re expected to get out. In this case, it costs about  1.006 keys (crate+key), and in return you get about 0.83 keys in value.

This is, of course, barring the 0.66% unusual drop rate, which yields no less than about 7 keys. Using this number, our EV would only go up 0.046 to 0.88 keys. However, it's really the average value of a 1-3 gen unusual that we want, but as it turns out, it's a little hard to pin down, and for our purposes, it doesn’t change substantially between cases. Regardless, the average unboxable unusual would have to be 25.5 keys for this to go from a waste of time and money, to just a waste of time.

Regardless, I think it’s worth noting that we live in reality. And since there’s only one reality, expected value is meaningless after we click that button. You don’t get brownie points in stats heaven for doing your homework, so let’s see what’s in the case...

Well, I think this proves my point exactly. After I unboxed this, I immediately off-loaded it to a bot trader for 2.66 ref, which is worth about 0.043 keys right now. You don’t take any EV with you, so I guess it’s quite literally better than nothing. And hey, maybe it’s a good thing. Maybe I’ll use this item more in my casual games; maybe 25% explosive damage isn’t even that bad.

And it’s going to be on this note that I wish you all the best, and tune in next week for more Uncrated Weekly. Next week on Uncrated Weekly: BOOOOM, explosions. "In a world where one man must do the same thing over and over again. But this time, he's expecting different results".

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

OG ARMOR KINK ANON HERE BOY HOWDY I LOVE EXPLAINING THINGS!! /GEN

ok so personally my fascination with the armor is not the hierarchy thing at all, i give no fucks about that. the thing is, every set of armor is personally tailored for the guy wearing it, it fits like a glove, and it is craftsmanship that drives me insane, irl or video games. another thing is oftentimes the one in the armor is wearing a helmet or the armor becomes a part of who they are, so its even hornier cause its them, them them, that and just, the power. armor is often 50-100 lbs so you know the top game is good. armor is just fucking hot hhhh. also armor is difficult to get your dick out of cause it's protection, so they'd have to get crafty. its the love of wanting to fuck but you're in a suit of armor. its the clang clang clang, its EVERYTHING so good. yeah it is kinda like a cousin to other outfit kinks

YESSS glad I got it right! This is actually So interesting to hear as someone whom armor doesn't do much for. I also figured that like the helmet thing would come into play, I've been a tf2 fan for long enough to see how you people are about masks. To do some web-weaving with something I'm much more well-versed in, I'm honestly kinda being reminded of what a lot of people say about latex, in how it becomes a "second skin" and allows you to adopt a different play persona. This is rlly cool actually I hope the next big kink thing is people buying really expensive 100lb suits of armor to fuck in

[rainbowdelicsunshine]

Hey Y'all!!

Just posting to ask if you guys can send in any more questions for my PolyMercs AU or my Respawn Children AU (my TF2 NG)?

I've been working on all their designs and have been feinding requesting anyone who is interested in writing fics/material for my PolyMercs AU so they've been on my mind for a while now!

Thanks guys!!

[rainbowdelicartz]

My SniperSpy/Bloody Suit Fankid: Madeline Mundy

Find Out More About Her on her ToyHouse Page!

[ART COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!]

[smallturtlebomb]

*phases into existence*

hi :3

*gives you a cookie (or your favorite food if you prefer UuU)*

anyways please tell me abt ur ocs i wanna draw them so bad doing something lore consistent /gen

ah thx 4 th3 co0ki3 >_<

anyways abt my oc’s..? yeesh I got a lot so prepare 4 a yap sesh

let’s start with my tmnt oc’s and my favorite punk girl, Maria Linda Nakaruma or just Mari-Lynn/ML

stuff about her:

*she’s a nekomata yokai

*gendefluid & pansexual (clearly shown on her pins)

*shipped with raph

*lead singer and guitarist of her band the late night dolls

*she loves fighting, drawing, skating, cartoons, chilling with loved ones, and just causing her usual havoc >:3

*she also has a blog here so go ahead and ask some separate questions for her: @n0-1sc0ttp1lgr1mfan

next is my home boy Akira Kimura ^_^

stuff about him:

*he’s an Olive Ridley Sea Turtle

*he/him and gay

*his sister is Mina Kimura

*he does modeling (occasional drag and crossdressing)

*shipped with donnie

*drummer for the band the late night dolls

*he also likes fighting, watching shows, caring for others, surfing, and writing

*his blog: @s3a-sc3n3-k1ng

next is his sister Mina Kimura

stuff about her:

*she’s a kemps ridley sea turtle

*she/her and aroace

*she creates clothes and outfits

*bassist for the late night dolls

*she does fighting, surfing as well, cartoons, and cooking sometimes

*her blog: @s0ur-fl0wer

the final band mate, Rae Koji

stuff about her:

*she’s a kitsune yokai

*she/it and lesbian

*pianist for the late night dolls

*she’s fights, likes acting, making up conspiracies, different shows and cartoons, and skating as well

*her blog: @th30r1z3r

and this link will take you to the future kids info thingy ^_^

oh and here is the fanfic as well

and have some lore stories:

how the mad dogz met tlnd

ml’s backstory

next is one of my mw ocs and my brain worm, Luz Ronin

stuff about her:

*intersex and bisexual (she/him pronouns r appreciated)

*based off a mix of a common snapping turtle now and a spiny soft shell turtle

*at first was a fighter but her planet got invaded and had to leave and become a mechanic

*I honestly don’t know if im gonna ship her with anybody

*had a scene phase

*she has tattoos on her right thigh and arm (i have to update those designs as well)

*hates physical touch (if you want to hug her pls ask her first and she’ll consider it)

*sadly has a drinking and smoking problem (I chilchucked her💔)

*and idk if I’ll give her a blog or not

and next is Astro/Musk Ronin

his info:

*arm got bit and ripped off by an animal species

*based off a four eyed turtle

*his biological parents had to run and starved to death to keep him alive

*luz soon found him hiding somewhere on a planet

*he doesn’t like certain textures

*watches a lot of terran cartoons and shows (like shrike)

*wants to be strong like luz, shrike, and beebs (they r bad influences)

finally my tf2 oc’s

first is Krow “Raider” Dawson

his info:

*burn victim

*british

*usually keeps to himself until somebody bothers him

*at first he was actually homophobic but that changed when he went into high school

*bisexual and demi-aroace now

*he was raised in a bird sanctuary

*his parents had a bird obsession, that’s why he was named Krow

*got an interest in being a mercenary after his old house burned down

*has crow themed tatttoos on his chest, arms, and back

*blog: currently don’t have one

next are the twins Julie “Två” and Dannie “Ett” Ström

their info:

*they were twin boys at first before Två transitioned into a girl

*Två usually hangs out with Engineer and Ett hangs out with Demoman

*Två likes drawing and crafting while Ett just writes and makes music

*they got interested in mercenary work after they found out their family has a history of it

*Swedish

*Två is trans fem (mtf) and pansexual while Ett is a straight ally (he/him)

*blog: currently doesn’t have one

I almost forgot one guy hold up

my stardew valley farmer oc, Johannes “Jesse” Erkkila

info about him:

*he’s Finnish and Scottish

*6’3

*30 years old

*big fan of tmnt

*birthday is winter 21st

*trans masc and bisexual ^_^

Andddddd that’s all I got for now….

note that all references haven’t been updated but im ok with you using the old ones if you can’t find newer drawings of them (I’ll probably make new references soon)

but fanart is greatly appreciated!!! It makes me extremely happy that people like my ocs ^_^

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

When You Wakeup Next To Her In The Middle Of The Night

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/56305759

by MintyEcco

After Scout and Sniper reach an end to a messy arrangement they originally agreed to, Scout tries to patch things up one night. As he waits for Sniper to open up his camper though, he reflects on how they both ended up in this situation.

Words: 2687, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of TF2 Ideas

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Scout (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Scout & Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Scout Has Issues (Team Fortress 2), Scout Needs a Hug (Team Fortress 2), Bisexual Scout (Team Fortress 2), Hurt Scout (Team Fortress 2), Gay Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Emotionally Repressed Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Cuddling & Snuggling, situationship - Freeform, Break Up, Breaking Up & Making Up, Internalized Homophobia, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Inspired by Music, Inspired by Good Luck Babe! (Chappell Roan)

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/56305759

[tf2-nextgen]

🏹 F.A.Q 🔪

Q: Are these guys fankids/related to the tf2 mercs?

A: Nope! these are all completely independent fellas (only exception is this AU’s Medic and Engineer who are related to the actual Medic and Engie!) Although they are relatively from the same areas the mercs are (aka spy is still french scout is still from boston etc etc)

Q: Is this an Askblog?

A: Not exactly? I might hold in character q/a’s in the future, but this blog isnt an askblog or anything

Q: what about the BLU team?

A: i currently do not have any ideas or designs for a BLU team, i may make some in the future but it is unlikely.