#the snabies

[dracolizardlars]

This scene is too cute not to take a photo of even through the terrarium glass

Just something about the way they're sitting side by side sampling the broccoli leaves and carrot is picture perfect

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

Does anyone know if this is snex (snail sex)?

I do NOT want eggs pls

[skyasimaru]

Need this for a thing. Incoming podfic, standby...

[winterdesu]

happy birthday yakumo, beloved snoy

[palesweetscherryblossom]

Naga Dabi would totally threaten Keigo in tiny ways that seem innocent at first glance. Climbing into his bed and draping his thick, long tail over his body. Or sizing him up in his snake form or readjusting his fangs.

But imagine getting intimidated by this

Reader would just think Dabi’s a sweet lil noodle bby and Keigo is internally shaking in his boots because wtf

You: Look, he likes you :)

Keigo: As dinner-

@gh0stgirl333

[ce0cu]

Friend said Snabi would absolutely play dead, but only for the drama

Bonus Hawks

[fisheito]

@requiodile YAKUMO EATS BUGS AND I LOVE THAT FO RHRI OM

[afterdarkchef]

After a friendly PSA from @bjs4bildad on Discord

“Never Forgetti: red belly black snakes have live birth so at any given time Crowley could just be minding his own business and 100s of snakes could fall out of his coochie like wet spaghetti”

Shenanigans Ensued in the form of the quickest of quick sketches to bring her vision to life

ko-fi if you are so inclined and like what you see

[funkyfractals]

The making of Cosmic Serpent 🐍🪐✨

Stained glass, phosphorescent glass, lead-free solder, copper foil, black patina, paint, acrylic seal

[cakeblindness]

Big Chungus is officially a mother of 20 (so far)

(Baby Daddy not featured; that’s Bowler, her friend who is a hat)

[ii-vegas-ii]

The Conjuring (feat. Crowley) 👀👀👀

[dracolizardlars]

Dora and Rosie (not shown) are now officially 10cm+ long! (only the shell is counted for snail length because they can stretch their bodies to such variable degrees). That's a big milestone because they're very much in the range for average adult size now. They probably haven't quite hit full maturity though, because I haven't seen them doing any breeding behaviour yet, and they COULD end up getting even bigger! I never saw their parents so I have no idea what their size genes are like.

Nautilus is still very noticeably behind in size but he's doing great, I'm sure he'll get there eventually.

[corduroyserpent]

(cw implied eggpreg)

“Does Master Liu intend to go back on his word?” Zhuzhi-lang brushes his thumb along the soft shell of one of his eggs, removing a speck of dirt. The little ones have taken the trip to Bai Zhan Peak well enough but they’re still many weeks too young to hatch, anything can happen between now and then. “This humble one was under the impression that you would take responsibility.”

“Who said I wouldn’t?” Liu Qingge’s eyes are a touch wider than usual, trained on the half-dozen oblong eggs Zhuzhi-lang has removed from a padded box.

All six of them are stuck together. It makes it easy to gently lift the entire clutch. Zhuzhi-lang cups them in his hands. He’s not exactly holding them out towards Liu Qingge, too protective to allow anyone else to take them, but he tilts his hands so that Liu Qingge can get a good look.

“Those are all”—Liu Qingge swallows, stern expression wavering for a brief moment—“mine?”

“Of course.” 

“There are six.”

“Yes,” Zhuzhi-lang says patiently. He understands that the number must be shocking. A serpent demon of his caliber tends to lay far more. “Just a small clutch this time. At least half should survive.”

Liu Qingge’s sharp brows pinch. “Why not all of them?”

“Well—”

“Give them here.” Liu Qingge takes his outer robe off and bundles it up, ready to keep the eggs safe within. “I will ensure they all survive.”

Zhuzhi-lang blinks, surprised but pleased, and gingerly passes them over. It seems he will be able to make a father out of Liu Qingge yet.

[skyasimaru]

New podfic alert!

This is a continuation of @kedreeva's adorable 'Wiggle-verse" series (Good Omens). "Squirming at Your Feet(ish)": wherein Aziraphale wants to talk to the snabies, and Crowley helps him.

It's a delightful story, so if you'd like to listen to it, please click the link above. If you'd rather read the story yourself (with your eyeballs rather than your ears), here is the link to it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22763062

Take care of each other.

Very Respectfully,

SkyAsimaru

[obfuscobble]

Attention Brevard County Snail Lovers

There are absolutely breathtaking and occasionally melanistic Bulimulus Guadalupensis breeding at the DMV. There are less than gorgeous but very captivity friendly and long lived Bulimulus Sporadicus at HD Dental, some of which have patterns reminiscent of Drymaeus Dormani.

Best snailing spot is the hibiscus around the side dumpster of Chase Bank at Melbourne Mall: vigorous Praticolella Griseola who make good nursemaids, truly pedigree Zachrysia Provisora who need your home so they won't be invasive, and shockingly beautiful Drymaeus Multilineatus whose young occasionally climb the streetlights.

Polygyra Septemvola prevalent near all water sources but particularly hardy specimens live on the riverward side of the Eau Gallie library wall. They have a mix of lovely stripes near the swingset and a stripeless population nearer the dock. Richly coloured brown or ruddy ones are rare but breed with striped ones to make quite handsome offspring- though they're all extremely tiny.

Allopeas Gracile extant in many Brevard soils but do NOT do well in captivity; admire them and leave them be. All salt marsh snails (Succinaea species) should likewise be left extant.

Very Important!

Do not ignore the infinite love offered by Leidyula Floridana leatherleaf slugs. If you can find one or two, they will be your new best friends and favourite pets. Well second after the Zachrysia who will watch anime with you and eat like gentlemen. The leatherleaf slugs love cuddling but also love escaping- such rumpus escapades are part of the charm. Raised from an egg it takes a pet no prawwwblem.

[palesweetscherryblossom]

Cave in. Make Moth-mura a thing.

A squeaking and angry bastard who hands out with his snake boyfriend and they insult one another but Mothmura is batshit insane. Like yeah....we can burn that house down and cause chaos in the city. And Dabi just tags along cause why not.

He’s an adorable yet absolutely mean ass bastard.

Don’t let his fluffy body and him standing timidly in the forest, he will absolutely demolish you if you intrude on his territory.

I imagine he met Dabi during mating season and Shiggy couldn’t get laid and neither could Dabi, (unrealistic I know) and they slowly fell in love.

Dabi leaving out fruit and furs outside of Shigaraki’s home, Shiggy collecting juicy rodents for Dabi.

They now live together in their home which is a giant hollowed out tree. Think the one in Totoro.

Now riddle me this everyone, moth Shigaraki would have mating instincts but what about parental instincts?!

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me his parental instincts wouldn’t be off the walls during his heat.

Guarding rocks that are shaped like eggs, being extra defensive of his territory, then getting extremely sad that he has no baby.

So, imagine his delight when a tiny baby is just abandoned in the forest.