#Snabi returns

[palesweetscherryblossom]

Naga Dabi would totally threaten Keigo in tiny ways that seem innocent at first glance. Climbing into his bed and draping his thick, long tail over his body. Or sizing him up in his snake form or readjusting his fangs.

But imagine getting intimidated by this

Reader would just think Dabi’s a sweet lil noodle bby and Keigo is internally shaking in his boots because wtf

You: Look, he likes you :)

Keigo: As dinner-

@gh0stgirl333

[choco-cherry-chunk]

Some Zira pregnant suggestions. Spoilers inbound.

- Him and Crowley still being in heaven and Crowley being happy after creating a nebula and getting it on. Aziraphale only finding out after Crowley fell that he is pregnant.

- Him and Crowley doing it on Earth and Aziraphale getting pregnant. But people Crowley is part snake, he is carrying eggs rather than a live birth.

- Him and Crowley fucking between the kiss and the “I forgive you” (omg I sobbed) and Aziraphale going up to heaven and finding out he’s pregnant with Crowley’s eggs. Only to be kept from Crowley by Metatron.

- Aziraphale ‘nesting’ in the bookshop. With comfy blankets and all the books he could ever want to read.

- Crowley either constantly in snake form wrapped around Aziraphale or bringing him hot chocolate.

- Aziraphale carrying loads of eggs at once because small snakes lay between 6-10 eggs at once (more for bigger snakes)

- Aziraphale going through nine months of pregnancy in less that 60 days.

I am delighted by all of these. I am often so soft over some “Good Omens” mpreg.

Aziraphale seeking out placement on Earth after Crowley’s fall, mainly to avoid other angels knowing about his pregnancy, only for their exchange in Eden to happen and for both of them to assume the other doesn’t remember their “encounter”, and thus drama ensues.

Aziraphale figuring that the weird feelings he has in his tummy is standard fare for pregnancy, whereas Crowley is quick to notice that his body is forming shells and thus developing eggs for their snabies (snake babies).

I sobbed as well! The Metatron being quick to either forcing Aziraphale to “rid himself” of the eggs or figuring he will banish “those things” to Earth once they’re born and Aziraphale doing all he can to depart following that reveal.

Aziraphale’s methods of keeping people out reach a point in which he claims the shop is undergoing “renovations”, so he can just spend all day curled up in an armchair, feet up, listening to records and reading his books.

Crowley also taking advantage of his excuse to do as you described. He will often transform just to purchase cocoa from Nina’s shop or to make it himself before returning to his snake form, warming up his angel’s belly just as it is warming him in turn.

I adore all of this, and it begs the question - are the eggs carrying regular-sized snakes? Or Crowley-sized snakes? Or do the eggs contain angelic babies? Because if so, good Lord, he’s gonna be big.

I adore that idea and see the above questions. 👀

[jeslieness]

More Wiggleversy thoughts

...this time directed at “Junior's awesome, exciting, very much not scary adventure” by @goodduckingomens, because it is so adorable and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. (If you haven’t read it, what are you waiting for?) These just popped into my head as I was rereading and I hope nenchen will let me know how close I was to the mark!

1.) Not that Lucy could tell when Crowley brought her over to visit, but the bookshop was a mess. Why? Because when Junior didn’t turn up for bedtime story and snuggles, his parents tried calling him (which progressed to use of his full name and ‘young man’), then sending his sniblings after him, then threatening another week without sweets and telling him they were very disappointed in him--and when those didn’t work, they tried a miracle. And when no Junior appeared, they began to search the shop by hand.

Hours later, there was no Junior, not even after they promised him all the sweets he could eat. Aziraphale said that they must have missed something and began tearing through the wreckage again. Crowley said nothing. How could he? His worst nightmare was happening again.

12.) When Junior was delivered via Lucy’s courier, it took a very long time to get anything close to a coherent story out of him. He was so busy babbling about all the wonders he’d seen that for a while it sounded like a robot had taken him to a movie and given him “chimkin nuggest”. And of course it didn’t help that all his sniblings were in a frenzy of excitement and shouting along with him, or that Junior had to keep stopping to be hugged and to make sure all the important things were like he’d left them. (Father still has glasses, yep; still have four sniblings; where blankie, Azirafather?) Eventually he got around to mentioning that he’d been stuck in a box and been taken care of by a very nice lady named Lucy.

3.) He was very excited when Father brought Lucy to visit, and was as proprietary of her as he could be--which was less than he’d like, since his fathers absolutely would not let go of him. So his sniblings got to sit in Lucy’s lap and on her shoulders and try to climb on top of her head, which wasn’t very nice, but she told his fathers how brave he was, and that was nice. It took Lucy a while to get the tea she was promised because Aziraphale couldn’t stop shaking her hand and thanking her. (Crowley left most of the words to his husband, but Lucy never did get another parking ticket, or a flat tire, for the rest of her very long life.) And it took her even longer to be able to leave that night, because the snabies refused to go to bed until she told them the robot princess cowboy story, and she promised to come back and play.

4.) Crowley spent most of storytime on his laptop, trying to cancel an order for 500 gallons of holy water being delivered by Amazon Prime. He had intended to start flooding Hell until Beelzebub returned his son. Now he needed to abort the mission before Aziraphale asked awkward questions, by which he meant becoming the first angel in history to have a coronary.

5.) Once the snabies finally fell asleep, Aziraphale made a few halfhearted comments about the need to return to a normal routine, and so perhaps it was time for them to turn in as well. He made absolutely no move to get up and leave the tank, though. He and Crowley spent the night next to it, watching their children sleep and periodically counting noses--just to be sure.

6.) The next morning, they taught the snabies their address and the phone numbers for their fathers, and then covered the floor in maps and tried to teach them how to get home from anywhere in the world. The first part was a success; the second, not so much. There were plenty of questions about how maps worked and why did it take Junior so long to get home when they could just wiggle from one country to the next, and Azirafather, what does that say? And then one of the snabies figured out they could wiggle under the maps and the snabies were so excited about this new and interesting dress-up game that they forgot they were supposed to be learning something...and life went back to normal.

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Obscure ask meme juni (obvs)

What convenience store food would be their go-to at a 7-11 (Fantasy or otherwise)?

She just bats her eyes at Icio while she dumps several Rice Krispies’ Treats into the shopping kart.

Who is their drinking buddy? If they don’t drink, which drunk friend would they watch over?

Icio, definitely, but also Flor eventually. The three of them and Venus just have spa nights where they bitch about everyone else.

Who would be their go-to character in Clue?

In the extended version, Lady Lavender. She’s a herbologist who may or may not have poisoned her husband. It’s very intriguing to her.

If they ever had to go to college, what major would they pick?

Plant Science with a religion minor.

Do they have a signature color(s)?

Green and brown. Because she a tree.

What would be their favorite vine?

Up until she joined the Freedom Vessel she didn’t know much about human culture but when Val introduced her to vine compilations, she absolutely loved “Are they helium balloons? Ah fuck it, it’s too late, we’re flying away.”

If they had a social media account, what would it be about?

Her twitter would just be chock full of the militia shading the templars “Your god fucks cacti for fun and you wear turtlenecks but go off I guess” and a couple tweets about how stupid and lovely her crush is (before Icio grew a spine and got together with her). Her tumblr is workout and training info and how to use any type of body and have it be able to kill a grown man, and her instagram is selfies of her and Icio cuddling, and a couple of posts where she compiles ugly candids of Icio and posts it. Cut to Nivviah saying “I think I’m feeling very Icio 14 today.”

Who would they invite to be their best man/maid of honor at their wedding?

Once Juni and Flor meet and become close in Bengalia, she would invite Flor to be her maid of honor. The only stipulation is that Flor can’t be better dressed than her.

Alternatively, who’s best man/maid of honor would they be?

Delta. She can’t see Delta settling down anytime soon, but she’d be ecstatic if Delta asked her to be her maid of honor. Is it awkward though if you slept with your maid of honor though?

What would be the title of their sex tape/mixtape?

‘Hump me like a tree’

If there was no prejudice, what time period/place would they love to visit?

Ancient Sparta. She’d be the best fighter and would probably be the inspiration for the Amazons.

What three words would they use to describe themself?

Small, feisty, brave

What three words would their friends/family use to describe them?

Funny, clever, intimidating (and spicy) by Castor; Amazing, intelligent, strong, and wonderful by Icio

What nicknames do they have? Any particular stories behind them?

Juni is her nickname, but Bark for Brains is her nickname that is only to be used by Icio. It started after she started calling them ‘Fish Stick’. If anyone else calls her Bark for Brains, they are probably going to die.

Do they consider themself a good person? Why or why not?

Yes. There’s some choice things she’s done that she doesn’t agree with, but overall she knows that she’s a good person.

If they were a cryptid, what would they be?

Lizard person: Well liked, popular, and enjoys drama.

What is the one thing they wish they could’ve said to a loved one, but never did?

She wishes she could have told Pan she still loves him, but wants to live her own life on the Material Plane.

What would they tell their ten year old self?

Confront Fish Stick early, because they’re gonna be an asshole for a while. But still hang on to them, because they’re the one who cares the most about you.

Who would be on their team in an all out prank war? Who would they be against?

Icio of course, as well as Flor, Percy, and Castor. Against, any other Templar because honestly, fuck those guys.

Can they drive a car? Are they good at it? (If cars don’t exist, would they be able to drive if they existed?)

She’d be a good driver but a little reckless. She’d go through an intersection if it didn’t turn red when her wheels leave the 

Tell the story behind their most stupid injury/scar.

When she was a little kid, she almost burned her finger off because she was trying to set Icio’s pants on fire because they were being sassy to her.

What word(s) would they freeze up at if someone said it to them?

“People only like you because you’re a goddess” or “You’re the reason Heron is dead”

Who is someone that they don’t talk to much, but would probably get along with?

She wants to talk to Castor more because she thinks they have the same type of way of dealing with their feelings (stabbing), but knows he’s a loner type and only wants to talk to Percy, Val, Luna, or no one at all. And she feels a little sad about it.

Have they ever done something they think is unforgivable?

She completely blames herself for putting Heron in the necklace. If they just let him die and return to the stars like he should have, Icio wouldn’t be so guilt ridden about the stone.

What type of soda would be their favorite?

She’s a fan of vanilla coke.

What do they want more than anything?

To have people respect her for her skills and what she’s worked for, not because she’s a goddess.

What is their fatal flaw?

When she’s mad, she will most definitely hit you. And if she thinks that you need to talk about something, she will corner you and make you talk about it. She doesn’t really take the soothing route when it comes to helping problem.

What Greek God would they be most like?

Athena, goddess of warfare, strategy, and wisdom.

Who do they looks the most up to?

Luna. From one leader to another, she admires how Luna can keep everyone in line, especially people like Icio and Castor.

If they had to pick between their best friend or significant other, who would they pick?

Icio is both her best friend and significant other, but it doesn’t matter because except her snabies, she would choose Icio over everyone else.