#inspired by hognose snakes!

[ce0cu]

Friend said Snabi would absolutely play dead, but only for the drama

Bonus Hawks

[draconym]

About Draconym

Hey tumblr, I’m Mel. I’m an old millennial who works in public parks. In the past I’ve been a ranger and a technician. Sometimes I post pictures of the animals that I get to work with. I also post art, comics, and weird dreams. Here's some FAQ.

Common Tags

art, comic, dreams, nature center, park ranger, poll, ripley parrot, snake, cockatiel, video, me, music, bug, bird, dragon

Links

Website: cyaneus.com Patreon: cyaneus Art Reblogs/Inspiration: @insectivus Fanfiction: @ironbeaks-journal Redbubble: tillery Bluesky: cyaneus Mastodon: art.vulture, social.cyaneus

Featured Creatures

Ripley, 15 year old African grey parrot. Dinosaur toddler and menace to household objects. Enyo: 20 year old cockatiel. Grumpy old man. Cheese: ??? year old cockatiel. Weird little guy. Mousetrap: Eastern rat snake rescued from a glue trap in 2016. Frequent animal ambassador at park programs. Galaga: Western hognose. Less skilled at being an animal ambassador due to being kind of an asshole. Elvira: Curly hair tarantula.

Content Warnings

I try to tag for common phobias such as snakes, spiders, bugs, and animal death.

Art Usage

If you’d like to use my art as an icon or a blog header, I’m honored, and please do! Please credit either my blog (this one, @draconym) or my website (cyaneus.com). Please don’t edit my art except to crop or resize it for icons. I don’t mind if you share my tumblr posts to non-tumblr social media as long as you link back to me, but within tumblr please reblog instead of reposting my content. Don’t use my art for any commercial purpose.

Donation Reblog Requests

I get a lot of requests to reblog donation posts. I don’t mind if you privately send me a link to a fundraiser, though I don’t always have the means to donate. I only reblog fundraisers for people I know personally.

Askbox

Usually open. Messages welcome, though I don't usually answer them quickly. Not really available for commissions at the moment.

[acronym49]

Obey Me! Characters react to mc being a dragon

(trying my hand at writing headcanons, let me know what you think! Other brothers + dateables are a work in progress)

__Lucifer__

He's not optimistic. His brothers are hard enough as it is, but adding in a new large creature? It'd be better to just keep you down with Cerberus. Maybe he'd enjoy the new playmate.The annoyance turns to intrigue when he learns you have the mind of any other demon (or person, if you will). And you can speak? Strange. This wont make him like you by any means, of anything he will be very distrusting. As you live there, though, he starts getting used to you. He even enjoys your odd antics, and especially the way you can rally in any ensuing chaos (despite how often you cause it).On one or two rare occasions, he'd absently try to pet you on the head when he was in that 'dead tired from paperwork' state. Depending on your reaction, he might do it more. When/if he does end up falling for you, expect to be near him a lot (obviously). There's not so many head-pats, but he likes to have you sit next to him while he's working or reading, sometimes absently stroking you neck or asking your opinion on whatever he's working with. There'll definitely be some teasing as to how catlike you are at times, but he means it lovingly. *he might put a collar on you if you ask-*He wouldn't ever be the type to outright ask to ride on your back, but I have the feeling he'd make subtle hints to it.'Ah, darn, the ride canceled last second. How can we get there now?' Ykyk. He'll turn you down the first time when you ask if he wants to fly with you, but that's just the pride talking for him. He'd love nothing more. After all, one of the most powerful lords of hell swooping in upon a dragon? You two would be an awe-inspiring duo, that's for sure.

__Mammon__

Ugh, he's gotta watch the new student? Lame! Humans are so- what the fuck is that?He dosen't know how to react at first. This is the thing he's looking after? It'll be awkward for the first few days, but as we know, he falls for MC fast. Awkward silence changes to him griping about how you always have to follow him. After the pact, though, he realizes you're not so bad. You tease him a little bit, sure, but he notices how you praise him, too. Just simple compliments, like how he looks good in his shades, how he's so good at math, how he's super fun to be around. It makes him feel better, y'know? Other demons also seem to be a bit less inclined to make fun of him when you're around, especially when you growl at them for being so openly mean. After a little bit of time, you two are basically glued at the hip. Depending on the kind of MC you are, you two could be the ultimate partners in crime or the closest confidants (or both!). There'll never be a boring moment with you two.It wont take him too long to ask to fly on you (probably be one of the first things he asks you tbh- it's like a joy-ride squared)He'd be respectful but mopey if you say no, but if you say yes? That's a happy demon on your hands right there. Be sure to set some boundaries, though, he might not wanna go by car anymore (like when you give a hognose snake a toad and they refuse to go back to pinkies lmfao). He'll try and get you to learn some aerial maneuvers, maybe how to spin or go upside-down (it's harder than it looks). When you two aren't flying or causing chaos together, you're both just hanging out. When he's relaxed, he likes to trace his hand over your smooth skin/scales/feathers/fur. He can't help it, the texture's just so soothing. Don't point it out, though, he'll go BRIGHT red. He likes it when you two watch movies together, or when you browse Devilgram with him over his shoulder. Feel free to nuzzle him and cuddle up, this man loves it. Sometimes he returns the favor, using you as his own sort of couch while he talks with you, sometimes giving you a peck here and there.

__Leviathan__

Oh this man is hyped from the start. A whole-ass dragon? LIVING with him and his brothers? What could be cooler? He has an internal war between wanting to get a good look at you and being really nervous to get too close. That nervousnes amps up when he realizes you can talk. You might think he's a hallucination at first with how fast he darts out of sight the moment you try and look at him. Fortunately, Mammon's debt to him is what spurs your first interaction. After, he's a little bit more ok with being percieved. He plays it cool at first, not wanting to seem too pushy, but he can't help but barrage you with questions when he gets the chance. It's actually quite a fun time, especially if you love infodumping as much as he (and I) does. You ask your own share of questions as well, about the Devildom, about him, about the games and figures he loves. As you two get more relaxed with one another, you both love to sit and chat about each other's hyperfixations. You can't exactly game with him due to your talons (not comfortably, anyways), but he lets you watch over his shoulder while he games. It makes his victories that much sweeter, and any losses a tad more bearable. Sometimes he lets you go on the mic to startle or taunt the other players, just for fun. It's hard to tell exactly when the relationship begins and the friendship ends, it's a smooth transition that neither of you really notice until you're literally cuddled up together, watching Assasination Classroom on his phone at 2am. It takes a surprising while for him to ask to fly with you. You may have to be the one to bring it up, actually. Nervous the whole time, 100%. He may decline, but upon numerous reassurances he'll agree. I think it's like... that test drive scene from httyd. It's so unfamiliar at first, being high up, with the wind blowing so fiercely. After a while, though, something clicks with him. He'll gain that confidence, guiding you (with your permission) where he wants to go. Something about that wild, windswept sensation of being a mile up in the air melts his nerves. It's just you two and the sky. The others are def gonna be jealous about how well you fly together.

(Feel free to tag with your dragon ocs! Sorry for any spelling errors lmao my eyes tend to skip over words sometimes)

[mrghostrat]

OK IM ANSWERING ASKS!! open for some delightful streamer au headcanons

Anonymous asked:

ohh y'all mentioned how crowley / aziraphale would react to edits and ... oh god the chaos of a media share stream crowley would ABSOLUTELY be swarmed with simping clips, no matter how good he thinks he is at copyright striking oh and song requests after singing reveal oh ANDDD things in French that are just. vile (complementary) he would probably not do media shares for a looooooong while after that lmao

this has such chat jukebox energy oh my god. i love media streams, they're insanity, which makes them perfect for crowley.

and poor sod, when he finally thinks he's escaped the last of the simp clips, chat starts sending him seemingly "innocuous" songs to play. good old fashioned lover boy. pale blue eyes. a nightingale sang. HMMM there seems to be a theme here........

@genderlessjacky asked:

okay okay "How Long Can We Protect Aziraphale From Dying game" is amazing , love it , no criticisms at all . but what if we go the other way Aziraphale is a GOD at COD or Halo or whatnot lets just say before he became a cozy streamer , he used to play like a crapton of shooter games when he was younger or when they came out and played them for YEARS in his younger ages until he got bored and started baking and reading and stuff , discovered it was his passion and continues doing it , streams it ectect and when this happens everyone expects like "Omg he is gonna get killed in the first 5 seconds but ends up carrying the entire team to victory and everyone is like "WHAT." so confused that this innocent , plump old angelic man who cooks and reads and barates anyone who swears , got 20 kills in a row in COD?? while not swearing and barating anyone in chat who does?? is my life a lie???????? Bonus : Crowley , Anathama and Newton had no knowledge of this. at all. like he just assumed that they already knew he was really good at this and when they ask him ab it he goes like "hm? i thought you already knew?" and the others going "WELL CLEARLY NOT."

aziraphale is a man of many talents 😂 i personally can't picture him enjoying games that revolve around killing and hurting people, but i love when he can constantly surprise everyone and crowley with out of pocket talents and hobbies ehehehe

Anonymous asked:

I would like to suggest the Western Hognose as a most patient and cuddly snake to be delivered during snake delivery, they are funky little tubes with no neck and cute upturned snoots

UGH THEY'RE SO CUTE I WANNA KISS EM. i drew crowley's snake as a big black python but now i can't stop imagining him with a little guy that hides up his sleeve while he games and is small enough that people might not notice it immediately......... aziraphale's hand reaching into frame with a guy wrapped around it, and they just kind of sit there half holding hands while they wait for the snake to slither from one wrist to another.

Anonymous asked:

Your art inspires a hc…. Someone (Crowley, probably) gets Aziraphale a pair of purple round glasses and when the do streams together they match

omg aziraphale with blue light glasses that look like his little reading glasses from the show 🥺

@samsteacup asked:

So Streamer AU won't leave my mind. So I gotta share this. I understand if you don't put it into your ff, it's your story but your followers might enjoy it. :D 1. Aziraphale collaborates in Crowley's stream where they wanna play a game. (some shooter) and they set up Aziraphale character together but Aziraphale spends way too long to perfect him. Crowley is all patient and all and then when they start playing Aziraphale just can't handle the controls for the love of god. So Crowley helps him and it's a fucking disaster, he's furiously protecting Aziraphale in game while simultaneously trying to explain to him what to do. But Crowley is incredibly patient, even when they lose because Aziraphale accidentally shoots someone from their own team. The chat loses it because he usually is so short tempered in streams. Aziraphale is still a bit overwhelmed and frustrated that he completely ignores the chat. Which is good because people are shipping them to death and writing the wildest (naughtiest) theories of what already happened to make Crowley so gentle and patient. So Crowley just bans them all. 2. Another collaboration but this time on Aziraphale's channel. They are baking Christmas cookies together while talking about the holidays, gift buying, songs and other cute traditions/Christmas memories. While preparing the dough Crowley is a bit too aggressive while kneeding the wet with the dry ingredients and he gets a cloud of flour into his face. Aziraphale chuckles and cleans his face with some wash cloth. They continue baking and having a great time. Though Crowley constantly steals the leftover dough from Aziraphale, after he punches out the forms with the cutter. While waiting for the cookies to bake and cool, they start making the icing and drink wine. Crowley kinda overdoes it with the wine and gets a bit tipsy. So at some point he just dips his finger in icing and holds it to Aziraphale's face, who gets all flustered but eventually eats the icing of Crowley's finger. (Which will definitely not end up a GIF that forever haunts both of them in their streams) When they finally start icing the cookies, Crowley is not just tipsy anymore but properly drunk. So half of the Santa cookies get penises or boobs or both. And Aziraphale just rolls his eyes, says "You're being silly" (yes, exactly in that voice!) and takes away the wine from Crowley.

what the fuck im so FED

crowley switching on his patience to help aziraphale in a new situation like 😭 "i won't leave you on your own"

IT SOUNDS LIKE CROWLEY JUST STRAIGHT UP FORGETS THEY'RE LIVE and gets caught up just havin a fun time oh my lord!! 😭😭😭

@squirrellegion26 asked:

hiiiiii hi hi SIR IM ADDRESSING UR STREAMER AU. im in love with itttttt buttt what if what if what if crowley’s head pops up in one of azi’s streams like a frickin cat over the counter and chat is like “ohhh myyy goodness he’s adorable!!!” and azi’s like “oh, hello, my dear” and then crowley’s like “see ya peace” and then slinks back to whatever dark hole he slithered out of anyway SO MUCH LOVE TO UR AU I LOVE IT I CANT WAIT UNTIL UR FIC COMES OUT I LOVE U OKAY BYR

thpfht it's giving

Anonymous asked:

I just found your good omens streamer au and I'm instantly obsessed, I love the concept and ideas so much. This scenario instantly came into my head aswell and I wanted to share!! Like Crowley just did a really long stream and wants to go sleep and doesn't end up fully stopping the stream by accident, so the viewers see him after he thinks he ended stream and he just calls out "Angel, I need hugs now" and just walks off without knowing the stream is still going. And everyone in chat goes crazy trying to let anyone know the stream is still going but also with the fact they saw Crowley switch to his soft side so quickly!! And either Anathema calls Crowley to tell him it's still going and he runs back cursing to turn it off... OR...Aziraphale goes into the room to maybe collect the mug of coffee he made for Crowley and finds the stream still going and the chat going MAD over it trying to get his attention but also freaking out that it's Aziraphale.

oh lord have mercy on m for all this second hand anxiety but

you GOT ME with the mask switching from streamer mode to soft tired angel hugs mode, i'm punching myself in the face

i imagine that footage of aziraphale walking onto crowley's room for mug collection is like cryptid footage that occasionally circulates the gossip subreddits even after crowley has deleted the vod

Anonymous asked:

i literally just found your streamer AU and i have read EVERY MORSEL YOU HAVE ABOUT IT. i am so excited to read the fic when you’re finished with it! all i can think about is Aziraphale sliding things under Crowleys door if its locked while he’s streaming. and its the most random things every time, and of course it gets turned into a compilation posted somewhere. i just think that idea is silly. AGAIN I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS AND EVERYTHING YOU SHARE ABOUT IT!! 💕

hthfph THANK YOU FOR SHARING HEADCANONS i mean it, it's so fun and silly and i love that everyone is getting into this together ✨

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

I’ve got so many more snake and snake related questions and so I’m just gonna give them in a big list:

I thought that your “animal bones” tag said “snake bones” and now I’m fascinated by that idea as a tag and generally snake skeleton stuff. This isn’t a question I suppose.

Is the number of vertebra of a snake (minus the tail vertebra) comparable in amount to human vertebra?

Are snake scales and snake skin made out of the same stuff human skin and nails and hair are made of (keratin and collagen and the like)?

Are any snakes physically capable of chewing or generally eating something not-whole? Do any of them chew?

To your knowledge, was the creation of syringe needles inspired in any way by snake fangs?

How do scientists milk venom, physically? How much can you take from a snake in one go without harming it? How often?

What are your “smartest” and “dumbest” snakes, if such a thing can be quantified?

Thank you for the snake fact answers. I could just look it up but SEO is a bitch and I like asking people questions about things they’re passionate about.

Great questions!!

Snake bones are so cool. I love looking at viper skeletons especially.

2. Nope! People have like 24 vertebrae, with snakes it depends on species length but snakes have between 100-600. Snake tails are actually pretty short when compared to their torsos (look at the skeleton image below, the tail starts where the ribs end); tails have as few as 10 and as many as a couple hundred vertebrae. Those numbers sound very variable, and that's because snakes just vary so wildly in size and shape!

3. Yes! The same materials make up snake skin and scales as make up human skin and nails. Same stuff, different blueprint! :)

4. Snakes are built very specifically to swallow whole prey, and there are no real exceptions to this. No snake can chew. Some snakes, like snail-eaters, have specialized teeth and jaws designed to "scoop" snails out of their shells so sometimes they don't get it all in one go, but even they are built to try and get as much out at once as possible.

5. Not to my knowledge, I think it's a matter of convergent evolution! :) Hollow needles are just really good at getting stuff into other stuff.

6. When we do venom extractions from snakes, we usually just have them bite a funnel and what they give us is what they give us. If a certain venom is in very high demand, then sometimes we'll express the venom glands while the snake is biting down. That involves gently squeezing the glands to ensure a good amount of venom is released in the bite. It looks rough but I promise it's not, the hold is as gentle as possible and the snakes are not hurt in the process! You gently hold the snake's neck to keep them restrained and keep everyone safe (if you lightly squeeze your wrist just hard enough to manually tilt your hand, it's about that much pressure) and you use your fingers on the opposite hand to express the glands.

We might get 1/10 a teaspoon from each snake per extraction, it's genuinely just a few drops. It takes multiple snakes to get enough to do anything with. At my lab we extract from each snake about once every other week; they need time to relax in between! Venom isn't necessary to remain healthy for lab snakes, but we don't want to stress them.

7. In general, elapids (cobras and their relatives) are the smartest snakes I've ever worked with! King cobras absolutely take the award here, they're so intelligent and curious and just a treat to interact with. Our old boy at my lab, Puppy, can put himself in his handling tube and is always such a show-off for tours. One of my favorite snakes at the lab is an Egyptian cobra named Seth, he's so much fun and loves figuring out the food puzzles and mazes I set up for him!

As for dumbest...I've said it before and I'll say it again, but hognoses are just absolutely zero thoughts animals.

[kit-williams]

(duplicate nightlord anon, inspired by all the pet theft/stray animal adoption from marines. I release it to you to do as you please, so don't feel pressured to add anything if you don't want to.)

"Alpharius."

She wasn't looking at him, this time. She was looking at the animal in his hands. The deep, greenish black with faint gray bars really was striking against his teal armor. It could be matched. 84 volts through titanium and joining would match the one, and of course the teal color of his armor would-

No, no color matching, there was a bigger problem. "Alpharius, I can't take care of a wild hognose. You have to put it back."

She waited. He didn't move. She didn't move. The snake moved, curling itself comfortably around one armored finger.

"Seriously. There's a reason wild snakes don't do well when kidnapped. Put it back where it came from, or so help me-" No threats helpfully sprung to mind, so she let the sentence die off.

His green eyes glittered in excitement as you had decided to take him to get a snake after he's expressed so much interest in them. You can tell he's done research had you watch some Snake Discovery with him as. The reptile Expo had a few Astartes there with their owners and a few of them just easily handling the large constrictors with ease.

Anything venomous was handled by them as whatever their biology was it seemed to just... well they got tagged and then would get burpy or act like they have flem in their throats being the common denominator for if they actually got venom injected into them in the first place.

You agreed to let him get a snake a reasonably priced one... so you were very confused when he got one of those expensive morphs. "Alpharius..." You said with a warning but he just smiled.

"Just... tell me... you bought it legally."

"Yes." He cooed looking down at the practically teal looking snake.

And that is how you got your Astartis to stop bringing home random snakes.

@egrets-not-regrets @liar-anubiass-blog @barn-anon @bleedingichorhearts

[writernopal]

methinks I need a hognose snake inspired lizardfolk oc

[themothface]

More Don't Starve Together Fan-Art

The Nightmare Werepig

I've never met this guy in person, but I like his design! Pig folks are fun to draw!

Save Hutch!

Hutch is just a little guy! Save him from the Depths Worm, Webber!

The Clockwork Bishop Sees You

I spent a lot of time trying to remember if a Clockwork Bishop fires their energy blasts from their cyclopean eye or from their light-bulb bishop's cap. I still can't remember, but the ominous crackling energy around the eye was super fun to draw.

The Bee Queen and Her Grumble Bees

She was very fun to draw, especially all the oozing honey from her hive "skirt." I feel like the grumble bees were actually the hardest part to draw just because I wanted to fit them into the composition. Then I realized I needed to draw at least one at a different angle so we could see their stinger and show they aren't just a bunch of Glommers.

Powder Monkey

He's a proud Moon Quay buccaneer sailing the sea. DST ships look really weird. I probably should have drawn some water ripples so we don't just think he's got a wooden rug.

Wilba and the Ancient Herald

From DS: Hamlet. Look, when even the Ancient Herald of the Aporkalypse thinks you should stop playing with fire, you might be getting a bit reckless.

Taming of the Clockwork Rook

Honestly, it went about as well as expected.

Save the Doydoy!

Some DS: Shipwrecked. I like how this came out actually. I really like that guy fishing in the background and his little house.

Wormwood Discovers the Pugalisk

More DS: Hamlet. That's not a new rock formation, Wormwood! So, I don't think it's ever confirmed by Klei, but I think the Pugalisk is at least partway inspired by the real life hognose snake. Both are burrowing snakes with upturned snouts they use to dig through the earth. Also, the game is DS: Hamlet, about a civilization of pig folks. A pig kingdom, a hognose snake monster, it's thematic.

MacTusk & Son Hunting Expedition

Don't be fooled by their dapper clothes and charming moustaches, this father and son duo (and their winter hounds) are more than willing to hunt the most dangerous game. They're big jerks.

[an-actual-attack-helicopter]

you seem like someone who would know a lot about snakes

what is your favorite type of snake and then infodump about it

BALL PYTHON BALL PYTHON BALL PYTHON BALL PYTHON

other favorites: dragon snake, titanoboa, baron’s racer

Okay so im really really reaaaally hyperfixated on ball pythons right now specifically because i really want one. i know like a lot about caring for them now and I’ve done so much research like i wanna get a young one that has been eating frozen thawed rats because live rats can be dangerous and their diets are hard to switch. also ive noticed some people dont give them something to climb in their enclosure which i would like to do because why not ive heard they like climbing sometimes but yeah i would love to design an enclosure that would appeal to the individual snake. i would also love to use it as artistic inspiration and maybe let it chill on my shoulders sometimes. but not too much because i wouldnt wanna stress it out. there seems to be a debate about reptile’s capacity to feel affection and i would really like to test that msyelf. just generally im really curious about reptile intelligence because idk i feel like they are smarter than people realize. i would probably name the snake crowley or sir pentious lol-

UPDATE UHHH MY FRIEND’S FAMILY JUST SAID THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR WESTERN HOGNOSE NOW SO IDK I MIGHT BE TAKING CARE OF IT TEMPORARILY AT SOME POINT LMFAO ANYWAYS TIME TO WATCH VIDEOS OF PEOPLE ALMOST GETTING BITTEN BY WILD VENOMOUS SNAKES

btw i know this was your ask @not-an-actual-attack-helicopter lmfao but for a second i was like WTF DO I HAVE A REALLY NICE STALKER??? ELSJENRPEKW

[punk-trapper-at-all]

Info post! (this is a work in progress)

This will be colour coded like my other posts!

Unknown to most people/everyone

Only known by medical staff

Known by some people

Known by everyone

Name: Axel “Axe” Bouchard(Sugarplum and medical can use his name)

Nickames: Hatchet, Big man, Dragon tamer, boots, Orc, Jackrabbit, Flutters/Fluttershy

Specific nicknames: Conejito, Kiddo, Bucko,Kieran)

Age: 22

Birthplace: Yukon, Canada

Gender/ Pronouns: Transgender male, Gay. He/It/Bite/Bun/Tooth

Personality

Axel is a more closed off and reserved member of ALL. Bun isn’t the most talkative member either. It enjoys doing tooths own thing, in the company of others though.

He is quite socially awkward and struggles with talking to people, especially people bun views as more important.

Appearance

Axel Is 6’5, and has a muscular build(think a sleeper build). It has modified bites body to have longer, pointy ears and fangs on his bottom set of teeth. Bun calls itself a “real life half orc” bites fangs are very prominent when bun smiles or eats food.

His hair is shaved at both sides, and usually left fluffy. It sometimes puts it in a mohawk or in a bun when working.

it is usually wearing a surgical mask and hat.

bun has a stretched septum and ear gauges, snake bites, dahlias, industrials and helixes. tooth also has its nipples pierced.

His usual clothes consist of fishnet shirts with baggy ripped sweaters over it, patch covered trousers(his favourite are rainbow themed).

In the warmer weather bun wears patched denim vests, patched cargo shorts and various accessories.

Hobbies/ info

Stim list: flapping its hands, wiggling his whole body, cracking joints, fidgeting with jewellery, stomping feet,

vocal stim list: imitating a camera clicking, repetition of words and sounds it hears, humming,

Axel has a service animal komodo dragon, who was born without teeth, named toothless(he is fully trained)

Axel uses crutches sometimes due to an injury years ago that caused his left leg to become weaker and painful a lot of the time.

Tooth really enjoys playing DnD.

He attends a lot of renn faires as its half orc paldin oc.

Bun has a slight stutter.

It often dyes the gray part of his hair.

Bite has a few pet snakes, his favourite is a two headed hognose named hydra.

Tooth really likes my little pony.

Bite refers to people as Bucko, Buddy, sir/Ma’am or any nickname if he is asked to.

bun does wood carving and ice sculpting as entertainment. he makes tiny wooden dolls and sculptures for its friends.

He likes to carve soap often and uses t to practice before carving wood.

bite works with his reptiles for entertainment too.

it does photography in his spare time, for inspiration for buns sculpting.

tooth used to be in a death metal band, and still knows how to do the vocals.

It collects tiny spoons, especially unique ones.

Tooth does a lot of weightlifting and natural body strength exercises.

It would be a hardcore gamer in modern times.

Bite loves scary movies and nerdy stuff.

Tooth’s favourite candy is gummy sharks

[jelymakemon]

Snekult and Snekromancer! Pure Ghost types.

Snekult are scarcely found deep in forests, lurking and staying away from any life. When found, they flip over and play dead, until the "assailant" goes away. When they shed, their skin seems to almost writhe on its own for a short duration, before falling limp.

Once levelled up while holding a Reaper Cloth, Snekult will evolve into Snekromancer. They slither erratically through forests, followed by its own sheds come alive, imbued with spiritual energy. Particularly powerful Snekromancer have been known to have tens of these sheds at a time, but with each new shed, their strength wilts evermore. The sheds are strong yet fragile, protecting the central vessel and terrorizing forests. If all these sheds are destroyed, the vulnerable Snekromancer will resort to old reliable and play dead.

Inspired by Eastern Hognose Snakes, which are notorious for playing dead, modern interpretations of necromancers, and snakes' shed skins!

[the-lord-of-the-things]

someone commented on one of the request doodles that I draw snakes ver shaped and the compliment inspired me to draw Micky with some of my favorite noodles upper left is a Ball Python, my favorite morph is ironically the mojave, which’d be appropriate for Micky upper right is a Hognose, which I’m planning on getting as my first snake and bottom is an Eastern Indigo, probably my dream snake if I ever get enough experience

[leafytaffy]

So basically I found out I assign animal qualities to Everhood characters a lot

Gonna make a list of the characters and what animals they are in my headcanons; as in literally or traits they have based off said species

Pink: wolf. Wolf Pink is a wolf to me it even works thematically like. Chasing a rabbit. The misunderstood “big bad wolf,” something demonized by everyone yet is actually not in the wrong. Yeah. I need to draw them with pointed ears and a tail more but they have fangs even so. But! They also can purr! And yip like a fox when excited or wanting to call Rasta from far away!

Rasta Beast: It’s just canon they’re a unicorn but I also love to think they make chuffs and roars like a tiger <3 they also give off a lot of large dog energy, hell, Rottweilers were and still are the inspiration for how I draw them! Also such malamute energy in their design as well

Brown Mage: bear bear BEAR. BEAR IN THE GAY SENSE AND ANIMAL SENSE. Big fat hairy guy!!!!! Also sits in their cave alone eating and eating, like a bear (the animal)… I also draw them with some badger like qualities as well, but nothing aside from being human originally explains their long, luscious, wavy hair that probably has mats and knots and hasn’t been washed or brushed in eons

Shopkeeper: a snake! Specifically a hognose snake! Mainly because of the head shape, but also because it sorta fits with their profession as a florist/gardener as hognose snakes are known to burrow!! I can imagine them digging a hole to plant some flowers by using their snout, hehe..

Blue Thief: oh man. This little guy is purse dog coded. But getting into specifics, Blue was probably once an actual gnome! How they ended up the way they are now is… gruesome, though. They defected from their mage status by ripping their gem out. Of their forehead. Kickstarting the memory issues. Then a ton of surgeries trying to fix them that ended up botched, getting worse and worse until nearly nothing inside could be salvaged, leading to their body being scooped out and stuffed. Blue is just a living plush/taxidermy, their limbs lock back in place via their bones, but their skin still has to be sewn together again. I got off topic though, animal traits I think they have is a whole hodgepodge of stuff. They purr and make biscuits like a cat and have the same climbing ability, they have cheek pouches like a hamster, paw pads for general stealth, and fangs like a cat or dog. I love my little dog-cat-hamster-raccoon-hedgehog thing that is Blue <3

Green: if you’ve seen my art you know I see Green as a bird. Green just has that messed up bird energy + they have the claws. I feel like they were once human, but then began to transform into a bird-like monster via the gem’s influence. In the end though, they now look the way they do thanks to tearing their original body to shreds… Poor Green will make nests out of three race cars and some dice, like a pigeon. Will also purr and coo like a chicken (and also do warning/threat squawks like one too)

Purple: unlike Brown and Green, they started as a furry, a goat to be specific! Purple was a goat person about to be sacrificed, until they found Everhood, and unfortunately taken in by Gold Pig with the promise of power and shelter. Over time, they have transformed due to the influence of the gem and the magic they performed. Now, they are some sort of void-like creature with only tentacles that serve as a body and limbs, mostly comparable to a jellyfish.

Zigg: hairless cat <3

Muck and Flan: these guys have such salamander energy tbh. Feed them worms. I love drawing them as big goo dragons like Goodra which is one of my top 3 favorite Pokémon <3

Reese: I don’t headcanon them as having any animal traits, but I do think if they were an animal they would be a horse.

Noseferatchu: classic vampire, but because of a lot of general vampire headcanons I have, Nose is a big leech guy pretty much! Bring back leech vampires leeches are so cool and one of my fave animals </3

Vampire Kid: still a leech but has some bat traits as well!! Used to rock themselves to sleep as a baby hanging upside down like baby bats do…

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3 and 62, for your wip hc

3!

So this was inspired through a conversation with my friend and a prompt and of course its S & S!

So its very much similar to many of my other fics 😂.

But 5 headcanons:

It starts normally and one night at Barton Park before October, someone feels them being observes and makes a funny face when no one is paying attention.

It becomes a way to say much without words as the story goes on.

Lies happen because everyone's hearts are engaged elsewhere or so they assume

Sisterly matchmaking happens when it becomes known there are returned affections.

Mrs Jennings gets the props she deserves! As she should!

62!

So 62 is not a fic, or really it has a little drabble attached to it but I digress, it is a drawing that I drew/colored myself but it does have a story attached to it.

Here

My bestie @lesbians-love-samwilson loves Taylor Swift and she likes Medusa though Persephone is her favorite.

Anyway so I decided as a belated birthday gift and a Christmas gift to draw Taylor Swift as Medusa and the result I'm really fucking pleased with it!

So 5 facts:

The snakes are all Nonvenomous: Hognose (Diggs using its nose), Ball Python (selective breeding for the color), Reticulated Python (ambush predetor) & Trans Pecos Rat Snake (Breeding season is May and June)

The background is composed of lyrics from her past 6ish albums: 1989, Reputation, Lover, Folklore, Evermore & Midnights. Some of them from songs that I recall that my friend and I have talked about.

I decided midway with coloring to make her have more snake like qualities (fangs & hognose snout), the dress faintly has a texture on it to mimic scales but uploaded the wrong file, but it works lol

I had fun trying to figure out how to combine the two.

There are different sources that I used to create it not including the lyrics: here, here, here, plus the color palette.

5 headcanons:

Taylor was a young woman from a prominent family but she fell in love with the wrong guy

For her wrong chose slowly she starts turning into a Gorgon.

Her hands became rougher than usual (but that makes it easier to play the harp),her eyes started to lose color definition before they changed shape. Her teeth started to fall out but new ones came in but they retract! Her diet became more snake like though she tried to hide it. Her nose flatten but it still has the cuve it used to have.

She can turn people to stone and boy that really changed "I've got a blank space baby" because there might be a "long list of ex lovers" hidden in a room on the grounds.

She is very lonely but music as always is something she loves, almost as much as she came to love her new self.

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Inspired about how you said Miriam is going to have a specific job as an ambassador - PLEASE tell me more about the specific-ass jobs your snakes can have

With pleasure! Most ambassador snakes will have to wear multiple hats and fulfil several of these roles at once, but there are a few pretty specific jobs ambassadors can learn to fill. Here are the roles I think about when I consider each snake's place in my programs!

General ambassador snake roles:

Being good at being held and showing off. Pretty much all ambassadors need to fill this role. Ambassadors can be curious but I do also expect my ambassadors to learn to keep fidgeting to a minimum during programs, with no frantic or excessive movements that might scare kids especially. The best snakes to hold during programs are the ones who learn to hold still and seem to like showing off a bit! There are some snakes who love to just wrap around my arm and observe the crowd, and they're the best here.

Being good at getting passed around. The best snakes here are the ones who like checking out new people and who don't mind getting passed around a crowd. Outgoing, chill snakes are natural fits.

Being good at getting posed. Snakes who don't mind me holding their heads so kids can check out their eyes and heat pits, snakes who are cool with being held up so people can see the pattern on their bellies and how the scales change - chill snakes who are okay with going with the flow during programs.

Being good at holding things. Constrictors are natural fits here to show off how strong snakes are! I keep a few small weights for snakes to hold to show off how strong they can be during programs.

Specific-ass roles:

Being a cool big snake. This is The boa constrictor role at programs. The snake you bring out so people can go "ooh cool. big snake." Also needs to be a chill snake who likes checking out new people because a lot of people love photo ops with them.

Being a local native species. Having local species in programs is a great way to get people interested in local wildlife! For my area, the ones I use in my programs are black ratsnakes and pine snakes.

Being a really smart snake. This is a tough role to fill but it's a good one. Snakes who are smart enough to go through mazes. My old cribo used to be able to knock over plastic cups to get treats. Currently my kingsnake Ed is training to fill this role and he's doing amazing, can't wait to see him in a few months.

Being a hognose specifically. Hognoses are great for two things: they're good for talking about snake venom with a snake who's actually venomous but not medically significant, and they love to demonstrate what a snake burrowing looks like for a crowd. The people love hognoses and I think they're a must for any program!

Strike snakes. Snakes who are happy to strike, wrap, and eat for a crowd. It takes a specific snake to do this well, they can't be shy and they need a great feeding response.

Being the snake you hand to scared kids and people who are trying to get over a fear of snakes. This needs to be an exceptionally calm, gentle, and good-natured snake, preferably one who's cute as a button as well! This specific role is so important because it can make or break how someone feels about snakes.

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FAIZAN MIRZA on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the age 39 YEAR OLD looks like RIZ AHMED, but i don’t really see it. while  the CEO is known for being GALANT my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be CONTROLLING. i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song FIVE MORE MINUTES –– JONAS BROTHERS

  BASIC INFORMATION:

name: faizan ali mirza. nicknames: fai. pronouns: he/him. gender: cis man. age: thirty - nine. date of birth: june 28th, ‘83. place of birth: london, england. astrological sign: cancer. orientation: bisexual.

APPEARANCE:

height: five foot eight. hair colour: black. eye colour: brown. wardrobe style: smart casual , lots of muted colours , button ups , etc. tattoos: none. piercings: none.

HEALTH:

physical ailments: n/a. mental ailments: n/a. alcohol use: socially. drug use: cocaine, socially. addictions: none.

PERSONALITY:

positive traits: meticulous, galant, centred. negative traits: controlling, obsessive, detached. mbti: ENTJ-T.

ACTIVITIES & SKILLS:

skills: coding, web design, public speaking, leadership. weaknesses: taking accountability, patience. languages spoken: english, urdu.

FAMILY:

father: ali mirza ( alive, sixty - one ) mother: harpreet bajwa mirza ( alive , fifty - nine ) younger sister: tbd mirza ( alive, between 21 - 24 ) pets: pumpkin ( hognose snake , 2 )

BACKGROUND

faizan was born on south london , to young parents ali and harpreet mirza. ali sold computers and harpreet was a stay - at - home mother. ali was a born salesman and was soon offered a new job in ontario when faizan was three. from that moment on , they didn't stay in the same place for more than two years at a time. from ontario , they moved to san diego , then to cape town , new delhi , new york city , canberra , islamabad , and eventually when faizan was close to finishing high school ... they settled in san jose , close to silicon valley , because harpreet was pregnant again.

for a while , bitterness towards his little sister remained. anger that his family had settled when they had her , but not for him. as she grew up , he did his best to avoid her. he begrudgingly babysat , doing just enough not to put her in harms' way , but little enough for his parents not to want to get him to do it again. eventually. they stopped asking. instead of babysitting , he spent his evenings in the local board game cafes or at lan parties. he took lessons in how to code , visiting the company his father had risen up in rank , now deputy director of sales , learning from the programmers there and eventually going to college to study business. every weekend , however , he was developing games , coding with friends , making them small websites , and generally keeping himself entertained.

when he finished university , he went and worked for the same company his father worked for. he worked there for three years before he had to get out of there and get some distance from his family. while he'd been at university , he'd gotten over the despise for his sister , but being so close to his family was driving him up the wall. he started his own company , building websites and applications for large businesses and began making a name for himself. soon , he was getting offers from google , facebook , twitter. he worked for google for a while , but eventually was drawn back to his own business. wallet overflowed and he was often found among the hollywood elite. 

then , he met someone who genuinely inspired him. he'd made applications and websites before , mostly for others , though some of his own and they all had decent success. meeting juliette arias , hearing her story , falling in love , it gave him purpose. he created onlyfans in 2021 , creating it for the purpose of providing a safe space for creators of all content to be paid for their work and have safeguarding in place. from the minute he created the website , he knew what people would use it for , though he marketed it as a website for all kinds of creators to show their craft and get paid fairly. he's gotten quite a bit of heat since and been catapulted into stardom , showing up in talk shows , podcasts , interviews and even being invited for cameos in films and red carpets. with the money rolling in ... he'll take it happily.