#well. guess what a snake yokai toddler is about to do. the stress and anxiety will never leave your body
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@requiodile YAKUMO EATS BUGS AND I LOVE THAT FO RHRI OM
#you know that whole YOU SHOULD NOT EAT THE SLUGS. YOU MAY GET PARALYSIS AND DIE#nah. little snaby eats eberuy bug and the magic of yokai guts will acidify it all#HE'S JUST FEELIN A LITTLE PECKISH AND THERE ARE SO MANY SNACKS *RIGHT THERE*#it's like when you go to harvest berries in the field#everyone got their lil baskets and fillin it up withe the frutas while occasionally slorpin an overripe one#and yakumo's just going thru the rows sampling invertebrates#if shrimps is bugs. and bugs is bugs. protein is protein#lil noodle can't quite eat rodents yet#so. bugs it is#everyone who has ever complained about a toddler putting things in their mouth#well. guess what a snake yokai toddler is about to do. the stress and anxiety will never leave your body#because your snild is CONSTANTLY eating what the earth provides#i am now imagining garu and yaku (baby age) side by side with . forbidden snacks in their mouth#the humans tell them to DROP IT!! dRoP. IT!!!!!!!!#and yakugaru are sitting their with confused expressions while the lizard/rat/bird tail is just hanging out of their mouth#they'll be fine. stomachs like vultures these two#the tags tho
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