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DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne lies on the floor of the lab with Sally Phillips lying on top of him, both fully clothed. Sally says, “I want you to just think of a happy memory… while I sprinkle you with lettuce.” She garnishes his chest and face with handfuls of lettuce leaves, saying, “Relaxing salad.” End ID.]

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I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

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i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them

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they shoulda let him say “i get lesbians” in the movie

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VIKTOR & ROLF Couture Spring/Summer 2023 (part 2) if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there’s a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just…stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

“god….grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy”

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Truly the only thing that helps the Nighttime Angries