#the script was bad to

[koiiqqqq]

hoiii dude, i hope you are doing good. I had a small request eheh. skz sees the reader angry for the first time and its not some death stare type shit but genuinely dad level angry ykwm? she is from delhi😁 she is mot angry at them of course but at somebody else they see her MAD like shouting, cursing(like a typical delhiite) and scaring off the entire society. I feel like it would so fun, they are scared shitless, dont even wanna go near her and she is cursing like nonstop.

OHH LOWKKK I WAS THINKING OF SOMTHING LIKE THIS‼️ I'm not a Delhiite but as a professional hater n anger issues gal i think I can do it 😚

Updated: okay i KNOW this probably ain't what you asked but like theater took my soul as I had to play a bully so I'm in my redemption arch [I'm not i just lost vocabulary]

[cardo-de-comer]

the devil you know

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[supermassivebutthole]

things in the twilight script that made me laugh

[gothamite-rambler]

Selina: Why is she here?!

Talia (hands on her hips): I'm here to see my son— you know, the one I had with Bruce. Because we had a son together. Consensual, and he looks like both of us… Yeah.

Selina: Oh, so the cleavage window on your dress is what you wear when seeing your son?

Talia: If you’ve got it, flaunt it. You wouldn't know that would you?

Selina: Don't lie Talia, it's unbecoming- Oh, I'm sorry, that already passed.

Damian entered the room with his backpack.

Damian: Oh, hi Selina.

Selina: Hi, Damian! You look very nice today.

Damian: Aw, thanks.

Talia: Don't compliment my son; he's mine. Damian, you're well dressed—because you're my son.

Damian (to his father): What did I walk into?

Bruce: Just stay quiet until they're done arguing.

Talia: Selina, why must you continue this competition with me? You lose every time.

Selina: I feel like my life, fighting skills, and history would beg to differ. Honestly, I'd rather not have you around Damian considering you once planned an assassination on him.

Talia: I wasn’t in the right frame of mind thanks to my sister. I'm better now. And by the way, I don’t have to wear all leather to fight crime.

Bruce cleared his throat loudly offended.

Talia: Except for you, babe, you make it work.

Bruce: Don’t call me that.

Selina: It’s unfortunate all your plans failed to win him over. Even though you gave him an adorable son, you’re merely a walking second-place medal.

Talia: Better silver than bronze.

Selina: Nice seeing you, Talia.

Talia: Same to you. Come on, Damian.

Damian walked off with his mother while Selina moved closer to Bruce, who looked confused and unsure about what had just transpired.

Selina: That’s just how we talk to each other sometimes. It’s a frenemy thing; you wouldn’t understand.

Bruce: Fair enough.

[gunsatthaphan]

mr. thanawat, I can't help you anymore 😔

[bunnieswithknives]

OH MY GOD??? HAS IT SERIOUSLY BEEN A MONTH????? I am so sorry guys

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[thriftybruce]

Until the mountains crumble to the sea

Extra Doodle Below the Cut and Script:

Script:

Page 1:

Fiddleford: O' c'mon stop fussin' you big ol' lug! It ain't that big of a deal...

'Sides, you kept complaining 'bout how your shoulder was actin' up all day!!

Stan: Well yeah! But I always lead...

Fiddleford: There! Isn't this much better?

Stan: Hmm.

Page 2

Fiddleford: Stan.

Stan: Yeah?

Fiddleford: Who sings this song again?

Stan: Uhm...Oh! Uh Cass Elliot! Yeah, Cass Elliot...

Fiddleford: Ah. Well...she sounds lovely...

This is a nice night.

Stan: Yeah.

Page 3

(There is no written dialogue for this page. The only written portions are the lyrics, which eventually fade out.)

Extra Doodle

Fiddleford: Stan, are you crying?!

Stan: Yes! Er- I mean no! I mean maybe? I'm sorry! The song got to me! Curse you Cass Elliot! You and your delightful singing!

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[mafuyuakgae]

kanade's gift

[kasdim]

Working late...

[lucabyte]

A belief in Nominative Determinsim

[bleedingcoffee42]

[gothamite-rambler]

Game Show Host: All right, we asked both couples what is their oddest nightmare? First couple—

Bruce (doing this game show not by his choice): We're not a couple.

Talia: We're twin flames that can never truly be together, but our love will forever burn.

Bruce (frustrated, voice low): That's herpes, not love! Just answer the question!

Talia held up her cue card.

Host: He worries that his bedwetting will return and he'll lose his reputation as the strong, handsome man he is, leading to his downfall. And he wrote down this answer assuming I’d get it wrong so he could pretend it was a lie.

Bruce sighed, holding up the cue card with the answer: 'Bedwetting at my current age and ruining my reputation. This is a totally lie.'

Host: That's another correct answer from the Al Ghuls!

Bruce (enraged): You used your last name?!

Talia: We can combine ours when we get married, don't worry, baby.

Bruce: I hate you so much!

Talia (mischievously sweet tone): Do you want me to help you find the you-know-what, or can we leave? Your choice.

Bruce growled, biting his card while Talia kept up her winning smile. The game show host smiled, blissfully unaware of the obvious disdain Bruce had for Talia. The other couple watched the two, with the husband turning to his wife.

Husband: Why aren't you like that with me?

Wife (flatly): I'm not insane, for one thing.

[fishcalcart]

Stobotnik week day 1 - entertainment

[boschlowtxt]

Since Ily guys I'm posting my animation here early! It'll be uploaded on my youtube later too. Enjoy <3